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[–]tdoc210 132 points133 points ago

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stop posting this

[–]My_College 13 points14 points ago

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Grandad has Alzheimer's. He forgot it was already posted, dick.

[–]EeSpoot 37 points38 points ago

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The important part of the story was that I was wearing an onion on my belt, as was the fashion of the time.

[–]elint 29 points30 points ago

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[–]yepmek 89 points90 points ago

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how is this STILL BEING REPOSTED

[–]underattack86 12 points13 points ago

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It's like having a thousand grand parents and they've all just figured out how to forward emails to me.

[–]Sceptix 0 points1 point ago

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More puzzlingly: how does this have 711 net upvotes? (at time of comment)

[–]wshs 0 points1 point ago

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Blame the knights of r/new.

[–]Catona 0 points1 point ago

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Some bigot needed a white version?

[–]RobotRollCall24 57 points58 points ago

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FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:

[–]indecencies 15 points16 points ago

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I like how I scrolled to the end expecting something different

[–]RepRap3d 16 points17 points ago

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THIS GUY IS LYING, THERE IS ACTUALLY AN INTERESTING END.

[–]Raviede 8 points9 points ago

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You sonofabitch!

[–]Yellerfeller 3 points4 points ago

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I scrolled all the way over, then saw this, then scrolled again just to make sure.... fuck you

[–]UnknownArchive 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Granddad always has the best stories.... 39coms 263pts 4mos funny
The good ol' days 10coms 146pts 5mos funny
Grandad used to go to the store... 201coms 893pts 8mos funny
Ahh the good old times... 56coms 772pts 8dys trees

source: karmadecay

[–]epsiblivion 7 points8 points ago

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people bitch about reposts, but you know there's a thing that happens sometimes. it's called new redditors. 1st time I've seen this.

[–]Floaticola -2 points-1 points ago

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dont support the repost. downvote. NAOW!

[–]epsiblivion 1 point2 points ago

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well it's a funny thing. it's like driving: everyone's faster is a maniac and anyone slower is an idiot. if you've seen it, repost sucks. if you're new, repost awesome.

[–]RouseHouse1013 6 points7 points ago

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[–]RepRap3d 5 points6 points ago

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I like how that website is called karmadecay, when it typically shows the posts to be increasing in karma over time.

[–]RouseHouse1013 -1 points0 points ago

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Truth.

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[–]RouseHouse1013 0 points1 point ago

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You're welcome?

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[–]ped0_bear -1 points0 points ago

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Hey It's too old for me but I'm not going to downvote it.

[–]hsssssssssssssssssss 10 points11 points ago

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Back in my day, you could repost images without being downvoted.

[–]god_this_shit_again 1 point2 points ago

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[–]elitexemnas 0 points1 point ago

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I have never ever seen this before and I knew there would still be someone complaining about seeing something on the Internet twice.

[–]sorryimlate 0 points1 point ago

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Careful with that joke. Its an antique.

[–]exitpursuedbybear 0 points1 point ago

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At least credit D.L. Hughley the original writer and performer of the joke.

[–]jahangiri 0 points1 point ago

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haha I see what you did there.

[–]pav413 0 points1 point ago

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I have never seen this before. What a great way to start the morning :)

[–]ChadwickHenryWard 0 points1 point ago

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This gets less funny each subsequent time it is posted.

[–]sarcasmincarnate 0 points1 point ago

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RARARARARARARAREPOST

[–]vitamenc -2 points-1 points ago

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Came to comments expecting witty post and all I got was "omg repost!!!"

Well it was my first time seeing it, and it was funny to me, so have an upvote.

[–]DerangedGecko -1 points0 points ago

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Don't contradict the hivemind!

[–]saffer001 -3 points-2 points ago

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Don't worry you can join us tomorrow when this gets reposted again.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've actually gotten similar stories like this from my grandpa.

[–]sn1p3rb8 1 point2 points ago

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Mine too

[–]PsychoDuck 2 points3 points ago

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[–]MoarVespenegas 3 points4 points ago*

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My Grandpa keeps telling stories about decade old events at the dinner table.

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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New to me... and audible laughter was produced. Upvote.

[–]bluenightlight[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Do you people really need to take the time to complain about reposts? If you've seen it before, exit and move on, not everyone has seen the entirety of the internet like you have. Thanks :D

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Here, here! This one is new to me and I think it's hilarious! Had to go upstairs right away to tell it to my wife, and she LOL'd her cute little ass off.

[–]bluenightlight[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Glad to hear, have an upvote!

[–]Aplu 3 points4 points ago

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This was on the front page a week ago. I can understand reposting something that's actually old, but a week? Really?

[–]bluenightlight[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Well I'd never seen it before. I do apologize for the major inconvenience I may have caused.

[–]manergy 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a boy, you could go to Reddit and view original content.

Can't do that now.

Too many fucking reposts.

[–]ThirdLap 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else remember a black comedian doing this routine ~20 years ago?

[–]Alexiel17 -1 points0 points ago

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Well, I hadn't seen it, so here's an upvote sir

[–]waldoRDRS -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]arizaga02 -1 points0 points ago

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you can only post this so many times before it needs to die -_-

[–]ilovefunnyshiz -1 points0 points ago

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Post it baby one more time...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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12:15 you say? Well technically it's monday so I guess it's okay that I'm seeing this FUCKING IMAGE AGAIN.

[–]SippinOnaTallBoy -1 points0 points ago

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I see this once a week.

[–]megamanz7777 -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently your grandad also remembers the days of fucking ancient reposts....

[–]strongscience62 -1 points0 points ago

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O good. Lets take a joke people have retold over 9000 times on the internet, put the text on a picture, and cash in for some internet points.

[–]TruthHammer -1 points0 points ago

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this gets posted once per week and has 600 upvotes somehow.

reddit is done for. for real. dad and grandpa and 12 year olds are now reddit.

[–]Floaticola -1 points0 points ago

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stop reposting this shit.

[–]TheNecromancer -1 points0 points ago

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I remember the good old days when I'd only seen this a coupla dozen times.

[–]Ophie -1 points0 points ago

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Ah it's that time of the month again.

[–]abucketofpuppies -3 points-2 points ago

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Step 1. Find old joke Step 2. Apply Picture Step 3. Acquire upvotes

[–]bluenightlight[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1. See funny picture for first time. Step 2. "Reddit will love this!" Post pic. Step 3. Get bitched at for reposting an image everyone and their dog has already seen a billion times before.

FTFY

[–]swagtothemax -4 points-3 points ago

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thug life