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[–]Natatos 28 points29 points ago

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Seems like it might get expensive after a while.

[–]Paultimate79 11 points12 points ago

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Mortality rate seems low.

[–]99-LS1-SS 4 points5 points ago

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He's an immortal.

[–]jcarules 3 points4 points ago

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No, he's a necromancer that just moves into a different body each time.

[–]poompt 2 points3 points ago

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No, he's a Sith Lord who has mastered the technique of essence transfer.

[–]Novacro 1 point2 points ago

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He's Spock.

[–]Willyq25 20 points21 points ago

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And if you get downvoted while posting on spacedicks what do?

[–]madmaxdogfart 18 points19 points ago

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Then you feel pretty good about yourself.

[–]aHarmacist -4 points-3 points ago

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Or really really bad.

[–]papercowmoo 17 points18 points ago

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way to repost this from yesterday, this isn't even a comic.

[–]DrZicter 38 points39 points ago

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You make a repost?

[–]aronh1 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Kennyboay 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Dubbys 4 points5 points ago

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why is the gas brown?

[–]helloiseemtobelost 5 points6 points ago

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I saw this on r/reactiongifs... and I'm sure it was somewhere else before it was there... so... um... yea...

[–]AceroInoxidable 7 points8 points ago

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Really? Then how are you writing this?

You can't explain that.

[–]xpennyrawrx 28 points29 points ago

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[–]suuuuuu 1 point2 points ago

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Tide goes in, tide goes out.

[–]adds3000 4 points5 points ago

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Because who doesn't keep gasoline under their desk!

[–]Sub-Basshead 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone think he was going to flip the table?

[–]secaedelcielo 3 points4 points ago

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Gasoline is clear.

[–]Pr0m3th3u5 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, how many times have you been resurrected?

[–]stemgang 1 point2 points ago

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I know.
Me too.
Every time.

[–]Aldesso 1 point2 points ago

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Hey there little Link, you are destend for greatness

[–]Relentless_Fiend 1 point2 points ago

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did you died?

[–]argv_minus_one 1 point2 points ago

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I like how you keep a can of gasoline within reach in case of urge to commit arson.

[–]UnfurledRelic 1 point2 points ago

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You must really pay a lot in computer tech bills.

[–]thoothsk 1 point2 points ago

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OH MY GOD HE MOVES NOW.

[–]Shadowkyzr 1 point2 points ago

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There arent enough upvotes in the world for this.

[–]ultimaray 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh so that's you what do

[–]VorcePA 1 point2 points ago

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"You turn in to a rocket and die.... every single day?"

"No doubt."

[–]Raeki 1 point2 points ago

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I watched this on my phone and it was long enough that when it got to the end and the guy pointed the gun at his head my screen went black and I thought it was perfect.

[–]schismatic82 1 point2 points ago

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Challenge accepted.

[–]OrphanDidgeridoo 1 point2 points ago

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black gasoline, only available at r/spacedicks

[–]MrApproval 1 point2 points ago

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Hey man, calm down.. it's just the internet..

[–]ayman1992 1 point2 points ago

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Are you telling me that those are his arms and not a moustache!????? WTF

[–]whomewhy 1 point2 points ago

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PC abuse is not a Joke...but the blowing your brains out was pretty funny.

[–]Dewgong 1 point2 points ago

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Am I terrible for only laughing at the last part?

[–]MajeSan 1 point2 points ago

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So you chop your balls off and die.

[–]Elephant454 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought that was the world's longest mustache.

[–]awake438 1 point2 points ago

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Posting from the afterlife, eh? I'm impressed.

[–]WolfTheAssassin 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing.

[–]hallucinating 1 point2 points ago

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This may be the best gif I have ever seen.

[–]samalonson 1 point2 points ago

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Every time?

[–]Arrow156 1 point2 points ago

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No no no, you shoot yourself the head opposite the bonfire so your corpse falls in to it.

[–]Sog3KinG 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I had gas next to my computer.

[–]skinnyjeans1 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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IDGAF.

[–]atylersims 1 point2 points ago

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so let me get this straight every time those things happen you light your computer on fire and die? seth rogan voice

[–]Dillenger69 0 points1 point ago

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Spacedicks makes the guy's mustache fall off right at the start. I'd be mad too if that happened to me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Gasoline isn't black.

[–]vertigo42 0 points1 point ago*

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It isn't, its clear people.

[–]derpdeederp84 1 point2 points ago

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thank god someone else said it before i did

[–]Martin_The_Warrior 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, we would have had real calamity on our hands!

[–]divvd 0 points1 point ago

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then how did you make this post?

you should be dead. I say you should visit this site for help

[–]StinkyPeteXI 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, that's amazing how you animated your comic. I must know how!

[–]Shadowspew 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man I do that too. It was hard at first, took a lot of funding an experimenting to get it right. I wasted so many pairs of pants not knowing what I was doing, Not to mention matchboxes.

But once I created my first perfect pair of Match Striking Pants™, I knew all of the months spent learning were worth it. Now I can draw my match from a special compartment in my pocket and ignite in on the strike patch lining the pocket almost without effort every single time.

I know OP already has one, but any redditors reading should call now.

1-800-holyshitimonfire

[–]Asassin4TW[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Let me straighten things out I asked this guy for permission for this gif and he is chill with it

[–]Swampf0x -1 points0 points ago

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For a second I thought the gif would end when you got up, realized that what people say/do through the internet holds no value, and went outside to do productive things. Kind of wish it did because this is melodramatic.

[–]InternetNinjacy -2 points-1 points ago

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This was great. I'm saving this. Good job if you made this.

[–]ObservingOwl -1 points0 points ago

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I hate when people what do that.