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[–]Msj2705 8 points9 points ago

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My scanner says its awkward level is exactly 9000.

[–]subnubus 1 point2 points ago

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9000 is the name of the artist.

[–]divvd 4 points5 points ago

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or, considering the placement of the picture, under 9000

[–]Pturd 8 points9 points ago

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just another typical New Zealand "love" story

[–]ArcaneAmoeba 7 points8 points ago

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Still better than Twilight.

[–]justskidding 0 points1 point ago

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Welsh, too.

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[–]pigpill 2 points3 points ago

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Now dont even get me started on dolphins

[–]RiceEel 4 points5 points ago

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You just placed us all on certain FBI watch lists.

[–]daveybones 1 point2 points ago

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welp, that's enough internet for me today

[–]claymore_kitten -1 points0 points ago

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very logical, psycho.

[–]lonelyzombie 3 points4 points ago

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Doesn't matter. Had sex.

[–]tony-abbott 6 points7 points ago

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In New Zealand, your friends will look at you awkwardly if you have a one night stand with a woman.

[–]Theropissed 6 points7 points ago

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Meanwhile in New Zeland

"baa"

[–]Jamaicaman90 2 points3 points ago

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Here in Wales we have a personal type.

[–]Thomas_K_Brannigan 2 points3 points ago

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A "morning of awkwardness" may be better, but a possible misdemeanor or felony likely is, in my opinion!

[–]ImAFingScientist 1 point2 points ago

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Speak for yourself...

[–]PepsiOnCoke 1 point2 points ago

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Where is this from?

[–]subnubus 1 point2 points ago

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It's a piece by 9000, a graphic artist from Colombia. His flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dinosonic/

[–]ChollaIsNotDildo 1 point2 points ago

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It's from the sheep's point of view.

[–]lizgger15 1 point2 points ago

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and the sheep's like "so you dont wanna stay for breakfast?"

[–]claymore_kitten 0 points1 point ago

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everyone knows he's just using lamb to get to little bo peep.

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

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it's exactly 9000!

[–]DexJettster 0 points1 point ago

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That's a pretty fucked up idea of animal husbandry

[–]TimeTravelMishap 0 points1 point ago

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Prude.

[–]daveybones 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously you don't come from Wales!

[–]cheepo888 0 points1 point ago

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Nappa: Vegeta! what does the scouter say about the awkward level? Vegeta: it's exactly 9000!!!!

[–]ChaserCloak97 0 points1 point ago

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Aberforth, the childhood years.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
An unfortunate truth. 108coms 780pts 3mos funny
Don't feel bad about doing the walk of shame 12coms 131pts 5mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]mellooo -1 points0 points ago

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They've got a point there... Kind of a bizarr thig to show children tho

[–]Stick_em_Cuh -1 points0 points ago

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This happened the other night with a 19 year old Jewish girl whom swore her parents wouldn't be home in the morning. Didn't realize it was the day of sabbath and woke up to daddy singing and banging away at the piano. One of the more awkward one night stands I've had.

[–]Yahn -1 points0 points ago

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Only you can make it awkward......

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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It isn't over 9000 for once

[–]Professor_Neckbeard -3 points-2 points ago

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Ah, the walk of shame after banging a republican...

[–]SCMatt33 -4 points-3 points ago

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Who said you were doing anything to the sheep?

[–]Polmeh -4 points-3 points ago

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IT'S OVER... oh.