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[–]SexyBanana 65 points66 points ago

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[–]nooka 340 points341 points ago

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[–]Erdrick27 90 points91 points ago

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Oh lawd

[–]Shorthoplaser 45 points46 points ago

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AWW HEEEEELL NO.

[–]FullOfMan 2 points3 points ago

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That is exactly what Sidney Poitier is thinking on that poster. Him and Morgan Freeman revolutionized the black role in movies. .

[–]ShiHouzi 2 points3 points ago

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Shiiiiiiiitttttttt

[–]ErikL 10 points11 points ago

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Pretty good film.

[–]seblasto 11 points12 points ago

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"They call me MISTA T[ ]!"

[–]Bloody_Conspiracies 35 points36 points ago

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I posted this a while back, it's pretty relevant.

[–]burpen 32 points33 points ago

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One of Dennis Quaid's lesser-known movies: SEMEN

[–]pizz901 10 points11 points ago

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Sounds more like a Randy Quaid movie.

[–]McNooberson 84 points85 points ago

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Also relevant. I took it at my local bookstore

http://www.imgur.com/zLFU1.jpg

[–]Sirkoolio 69 points70 points ago

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I'm offensive and I find this Jewish.

[–]url00 16 points17 points ago

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Ahh the old reddit switch 'er rooo... Forget it.

[–]Cabana 9 points10 points ago

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Bonus points for getting Advent at the bottom

[–]Fleeting_Expl3tive 79 points80 points ago

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Relevant - Found this one last year in the refrigerator.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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Not sure if instruction or description.

[–]Magmarizer 17 points18 points ago

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That one is accurate.

[–]p3t3r133 2 points3 points ago

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Anus Meat

[–]somekindofcat 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm Black Anus. Thanks for the delicious rump Scotland.

[–]Rekku_Prometheus 93 points94 points ago

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Do you think that this is an accident, or that the store people do this on purpose?

[–]RamblinWreckGT 142 points143 points ago

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If my job was putting stickers on things over and over, I would definitely look for ways to make it entertaining.

[–]ShiHouzi 11 points12 points ago

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You're the kind of every-man that makes the everyday world a better place

[–]whatever_idc 145 points146 points ago

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Some of these might be on accident, but definitely not all.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 107 points108 points ago

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Funny - my mom said that about me and my brothers.

[–]NotABiscuit 10 points11 points ago

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[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 1 point2 points ago

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Scumbag NotABiscuit:

Claims to not be a biscuit

Is actually a biscuit

[–]dimsedk 59 points60 points ago

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This is how I imagine someone working in retail keeps their spirits up.

[–]whatthefuckisareddit 97 points98 points ago

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No, I just rub my genitals on everything.

[–]miserygrump 43 points44 points ago

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He said someone working in retail, not someone working in a restaurant kitchen.

[–]A_man_named_Lionel 14 points15 points ago

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What about pickles against the nipples?

[–]BabyFuel 10 points11 points ago

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The fact that I get this reference proves to me that I spend way too much time on Reddit.

[–]Zackariah 2 points3 points ago

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explain yourself

[–]shit_I_put_up_with 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Murphylee12711 2 points3 points ago

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you must be the teabag guy from the bcs championship

[–]dimsedk 1 point2 points ago

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Initially I downvoted you, but then I saw this and upvoted you instead.

[–]Acephalorrhac 31 points32 points ago

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[–]TheSwansonCode 25 points26 points ago*

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As a former bookstore employee I can tell you this is one of the easiest ways to amuse yourself. I'm guessing most if not all are on purpose. We also sold movies and if it was a Tom Cruise movie we'd put the sticker over his face.

edit: grammar

[–]dimsedk 12 points13 points ago

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and if it was a Tom Cruise movie we'd put the sticker over his face.

As per The Swanson Code.

[–]jeascha 2 points3 points ago

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Wish we could do this at the video store I work at. There's very strict sticker placement rules.

[–]AlbinoUnicorn 11 points12 points ago

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As someone who works in retail, there are no accidents here.

[–]envysiblegirl 6 points7 points ago

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I worked at Half Price Books when the "Cooking Your Dog" incident occurred. Personally, I think this was totally on purpose.

....then we started pricing, looking for opportune moments to do this.

[–]mr_burnzz 5 points6 points ago

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That winnie the pooh one has got to be intentional.

[–]Leafblight 2 points3 points ago

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But it should've been over the t in tigger

[–]Orblem 6 points7 points ago

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As a record store employee, I can tell you that the vast majority of these "stickers incidents" are most definitely not accidents. We find ways to keep sane and happy.

[–]TheChickenLover 72 points73 points ago

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My favorite has to be the Winnie the pooh one. The expressions are all perfect.

[–]furyasd 39 points40 points ago

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Look at the title then, it fits perfectly.

"A Tigger inside & out."

[–]ImHereToReddit 3 points4 points ago

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A sticker at the beginning of that quote could also be placed inappropriately.

[–]euyyn 2 points3 points ago

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Mine was Cooking your dog :D I lost it from there on.

[–]Smackdownfletch 15 points16 points ago

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Here's a good one that I took at Sam's the other day: Imgur

[–]oed706 1 point2 points ago

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[–]maumix 69 points70 points ago

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[–]johnmcawesome 14 points15 points ago

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haha! E at room temperature! that really is great placement of that sticker.

[–]GeneralFailure0 5 points6 points ago

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Surprised you are the only one to point out that this is not like the others. Either I'm missing something or a lot of people just really like pictures of packaged swine semen, regardless of context.

[–]maumix 2 points3 points ago

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we were going for "eat at room temp" minus the at

[–]whatthefuckisareddit 14 points15 points ago*

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I was born in Sarnia. Definitely an area where one would find swine semen.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dude... I was also born in Sarnia.

[–]dimsedk 23 points24 points ago

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What does one use swine semen for after it has been stored at room temperature?

[–]maumix 10 points11 points ago

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what ever you want? actually artificial insemination i believe.

[–]Riktenkay 1 point2 points ago

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Good job that label is positioned such that it tells you to eat the room temperature, a package of swine semen wouldn't have been at all amusing otherwise!

[–]3nd1t 175 points176 points ago

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[–]Tiop 109 points110 points ago

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Walt disneys: double penetration cockblasts 3.

[–]moistmoistrevolution 30 points31 points ago

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I remember the hoopla over the hidden phallus on the cover-art of that one.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Osiris32 5 points6 points ago

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Any better than Backdoor Sluts 9?

[–]jubjub2184 6 points7 points ago

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Exact moment I lost it.

Even though I read it before, that entire site is pretty funny

[–]iRedeRi 3 points4 points ago

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made me laugh more than the OP

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Believable... would be a word I would use to describe something unlike this.

[–]TheWetMop 17 points18 points ago

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could not stop laughing

[–]dafragsta 3 points4 points ago

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'Twas James and his Giant Peach that got me.

[–]BillyBBone 1 point2 points ago

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I once worked at a music store, and we'd occasionally get lists of CDs/DVDs to pick from the shelves, as part of an insurance claim. We'd collect as many of the titles beforehand as possible, and go over the missing ones -- either by ordering it, or replacing it with some other title.

I once helped a woman who had recently been robbed. One of the films on her list was a porn. I asked her about it, and she got red in the face.

That's it. That's my contribution. I didn't say it was a great story...

[–]pearbobber 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Thoranus 20 points21 points ago

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[–]thegodsarepleased 2 points3 points ago

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This one was definitely intentional.

[–]Mihos 9 points10 points ago

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P'enis had me laughing my b'alls off.

[–]cloggingthetubes 30 points31 points ago

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I would rather not watch a movie with Patrick Stewart playing with his dick...

[–]flyersfan018 90 points91 points ago

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Speak for yourself.

[–]awfuldynne 7 points8 points ago

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Make it so

[–]priesteh 5 points6 points ago

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Jean-Luc Picard - USS Dickterprise.

[–]Jewelzy 40 points41 points ago

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Jean-Luc Dickhard?

[–]26piece 18 points19 points ago

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Star Trek: The Next Penetration?

[–]Scrayton 4 points5 points ago

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Resistance is nubile.

[–]Jewelzy 2 points3 points ago

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You will be ass stimulated.

[–]Kuonji 57 points58 points ago

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[–]glegleglo 6 points7 points ago

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I'm kind of creeped out by the cat's face on Anal Fantasy...

[–]IM_WALTER_WHITE 1 point2 points ago

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He's having one.

[–]so_inebriated 5 points6 points ago

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I wish they would have left the Original Flavor out of the Anal Fantasy...

[–]arrowheadt 3 points4 points ago

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I can't get enough of the cat, like he's judging you while you have anal.

[–]sza22 6 points7 points ago

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[–]jklol 11 points12 points ago

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How to Cook Humans

How to Cook For Humans

How to Cook Forty Humans

How to Cook For Forty Humans

[–]elteephil 4 points5 points ago

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Reminds me of, "No wait, there's even more spacedust on here."

[–]dexterduck 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this. Glad I control+F'ed. Well played, sir.

[–]cognitiv3 4 points5 points ago*

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Once had a gum wrapper with the price over the G. I had "_rape flavor"

[–]I_am_hacked 3 points4 points ago

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Rapper?

[–]Peatore 2 points3 points ago

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It tastes of sweat and fear.

[–]tszweds 3 points4 points ago

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So glad 1200 people are as immature as I am

[–]SwimSquirrel 17 points18 points ago

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I like to think of myself as mature, but I laughed like the gas when I saw these.

[–]me_me_me_me_me_ 2 points3 points ago

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Mature people are not allowed here. So welcome to the new you!

[–]son-of-chadwardenn 3 points4 points ago

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The tagline on Moby Dick is way too relevant.

[–]yarnwhore 4 points5 points ago

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Definitely a repost.

[–]Slapguts 12 points13 points ago

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[–]yeahHedid 19 points20 points ago

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Not exactly the same premise but I found this in a second hand shop and thought the combination of Robbie Williams' reaction to the price and the title of the CD was pretty awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/hJI50.jpg

[–]boonesbane 46 points47 points ago

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Moby dick works even better because the top of the box says "The creature all men feared became one man's obsession".

[–]alolinator 76 points77 points ago

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Yes, we saw it

[–]Matt872000 16 points17 points ago

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I didn't until he pointed it out...

[–]Way_Too_Angry 30 points31 points ago

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People bring their kids into stores. Doing this is irresponsible as shit. FUCKING BULLSHIT!

[–]TheWyndam-Price 6 points7 points ago

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Took me a downvote to understand you. Well played.

[–]Sharrakor 11 points12 points ago

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Calm down man, you're way too angry.

[–]Bugsybear 9 points10 points ago

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My dad sent me this in a chain email like two months ago...

... now I kind of understand the snarky redditors who say things like "psht, my dad sent me this in a chain email like two months ago..."

[–]AhhBisto 2 points3 points ago

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Poo Paradise with a snooker player on the case, giving new meaning to "potting the brown".

[–]mrbuttfist 2 points3 points ago

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"he's a famous snooooker player, he's bigger than Beckham!" "ITS PRONOUNCED SNOOKER!"

[–]sonofbeef 2 points3 points ago

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Every time I see these, I wonder "Who the hell would buy a game about Pool?"

[–]YoungScotty 1 point2 points ago

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Lee Carvahlo's putting challenge?

[–]Victor_Nightingale 2 points3 points ago

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I've been saying that about Laura Ingalls Wilder for years.

[–]Typhoone4 2 points3 points ago

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You had me at poo paradise.

[–]britchapstick 2 points3 points ago

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Optimal sticker placement. Giggles achieved.

[–]I_F-ing_Hate_Dogs 2 points3 points ago

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I see nothing wrong with the one that's third from the bottom.

[–]ViewSonik 5 points6 points ago

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Little Ho on the Prairie. Hahahah

[–]Daedulun 2 points3 points ago

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I also lost it at this point.

[–]Keselo 1 point2 points ago

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I've had so much fun playing Pool Paradise on my Gamecube back in the days, the memories.

[–]ShadowElliot 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if they got Little Red Riding Ho($2.99).

[–]stillalone 1 point2 points ago

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The cooking your dog one reminds me of that Simpsons Halloween special with the aliens.

[–]suspiciously_calm 2 points3 points ago

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No, there's a sticker on it, it's "Cooking FOR your dog."

No, there's another sticker on it, it's "Cooking FORTY dogs."

No wait, that doesn't work :/

[–]sirin3 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think I would even notice these stickers if I were buying a certain item.

[–]me_me_me_me_me_ 1 point2 points ago

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This was the best laugh of today! Thanks for sharing!

[–]dsoi 1 point2 points ago

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Patrick Stewart, Moby Dick and Gregory Peck all play Father Mapple?

[–]SpartacusYo 1 point2 points ago

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$5.99 for some murine? DAMN.

[–]Blazeholden 1 point2 points ago

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i am now going to search through bookstands and movie stands to find these

[–]scisciscisci 1 point2 points ago

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[–]iAmJimmyHoffa 1 point2 points ago

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"The Creature All Men Feared Became One Man's Obsession:

MY DICK'

I'm terribly sorry

[–]halogrand 1 point2 points ago

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If my job was to put stickers onto products, I would try to do it like this everytime

[–]llansy37 1 point2 points ago

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Will someone make this into a subreddit please?

[–]UserLymm 1 point2 points ago

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[–]theboneykingofnowher 1 point2 points ago

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"The creature all men fear became one mans obsession...M y Dick"

[–]Boodz[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I lost it at "Cooking Your Dog"

[–]Youtube_Karma_Whore 1 point2 points ago

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Thumbs up if this made you look at all your labels trying to find interesting things to spell.

[–]evilpigclone 1 point2 points ago

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lost it on cooking your dog

[–]aG_Infamous 1 point2 points ago

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My mother sent me this in a chain email a month ago. My technologically challenged mother. A month ago.

Jesus Christ reddit

[–]jde824 1 point2 points ago

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I submitted this 3 months ago with even more pictures... Didn't get upvoted. WTF.

[–]DammitChris 2 points3 points ago

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Damn. Jew Wipes will never be popular.

[–]Meinacanoo 0 points1 point ago

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More please!

[–]tubabacon 0 points1 point ago

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I def. thought that was Patrick Stewart dressed as the First Doctor

[–]FrankWalls 0 points1 point ago

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I will never look at Little House on the Prarie the same way again

[–]bluephish 0 points1 point ago

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winnie the pooh for the win.

[–]burntoutsavage 0 points1 point ago

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You can see whinny's mouth in that one picture.

[–]cuppincayk 0 points1 point ago

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I saw the Borders sticker and got sad

[–]TheGreatTomato 0 points1 point ago

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If I was that worker i would have done it

[–]tedizslayer 0 points1 point ago

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I love the context of the first one: "The creature all men feared, Became one man's obsession." MY D*CK

[–]facepalmingdaily 0 points1 point ago

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AMAZING

[–]Baeras 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha thats to fu*kin funny

[–]Damian1990 0 points1 point ago

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I lost my shit at Cooking Your Dog

[–]wwwyzzrd 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't laugh until the last one because i didn't get any of them.

God I'm so stupid.

[–]bunnysaur 0 points1 point ago

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this made me so happy

[–]GameGenie710 0 points1 point ago

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How unfortunate.

[–]Isaac_Shepard 0 points1 point ago

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Poo paradise sounds relaxing

[–]ThyFluffyOne 0 points1 point ago

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wow, I can't believe this guy re-posted from smosh.com

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 0 points1 point ago

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The creature all men feared became one mans obsession... my dick

[–]PokemanFTW 0 points1 point ago

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Tried up voting for every pic..

[–]dreamsofbetterdays 0 points1 point ago

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Oh baby this is a treasure of sticker porn!

[–]WarForYourMind 0 points1 point ago

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I giggled at Winnie the Pooh being after Butt Closure..

[–]cgardner1988 0 points1 point ago

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omg! that just made my day!

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[–]bigweiner 0 points1 point ago

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I heard the top one was long

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you fuck with Little House on the Prarie, son. I will end you.

[–]PsychedelicFairy 0 points1 point ago

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My aunt just sent this exact collection of pics to me in one of her FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:LOL emails.

[–]Bryce2826 0 points1 point ago

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It is a little known fact that, before he lost the use of his legs, Professor X was a world famous whale hunter.

[–]uberguby 0 points1 point ago

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The pop'ems to penis is brilliant. Serendipity or genius, i can't determine.

[–]excit3d 0 points1 point ago

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[–]winsWithoutaKnife 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking lost it at "Poo Paradise"

[–]bobitis 0 points1 point ago

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repost repost

[–]vilker 0 points1 point ago

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nice

[–]Dolgthvari 0 points1 point ago

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I successfully laughed my ass off for at least a solid three minutes.

[–]bradpittscousin 0 points1 point ago

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Whinnie the pooh. Haha

[–]2muffins 0 points1 point ago

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The dog book reminded me of To Serve Man. "It's a cookbook!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Let's be honest; most of them were asking for it.

[–]trixter192 0 points1 point ago

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I totally lost it at Poo Paradise, because of seriousness in the picture shown just below.

[–]deyur 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck cooks meals for their dog?

[–]sta1994 0 points1 point ago

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awesome

[–]RockSolidRockBottom 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MrObjector 0 points1 point ago

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The last one just did it for me.

[–]Jprosco 0 points1 point ago

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But seriously Pop 'ems are delicious.

[–]4_is_green 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure they do that on purpose.

[–]quv 0 points1 point ago

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It's shit like this, Reddit. lol'd

[–]hcnye 0 points1 point ago

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Lost it at urine ear.

[–]satellitehopper 0 points1 point ago

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Little 'ho on the prairie.

[–]Slurve 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but seeing the cat on the anal fantasy box made me laugh so much harder.

[–]Slogun56 0 points1 point ago

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[–]eye_cup 0 points1 point ago

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I read that exact version of Little House on the Prairie so many times when I was kid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of bandaids are the butt closures (really)? I have some and don't know what they're for.

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... So this is how people at department stores make their days more interesting

[–]kirschwasser8 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god this is brilliant

[–]Undead_outlaw 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there a cat in my anal fantasy?

[–]used_bathwater 0 points1 point ago

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[–]randomguy94 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I got all these pics in a email a few weeks ago. -_-

[–]Chris-T 0 points1 point ago

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[–]muchachomalo 0 points1 point ago

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As if Moby Dick needed more innuendo.

[–]nolaras 0 points1 point ago

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"Ben" means "I" in Turkish, so we don't need the sticker for it to mean "I'm gay".

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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100% intentional.

[–]pov3 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed at all of these. They were all very funny. I like this sort of thing. Where can I find more of this?