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[–]lucifer1343 35 points36 points ago

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The heart with the word "family" inside it looks like a scrotum.

[–]TheKronk 8 points9 points ago

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And the grim reaper looks like Meatwad.

[–]laurenamelia 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought maybe it was an attempt at an anatomically correct heart.

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points ago

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I was not aware that Michael J. Fox had taken up tattooing...

[–]masterbates 2 points3 points ago

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Damn it, made me lol coffee onto my keyboard. Take your damn upvote and begone.

[–]sculptedpixels -2 points-1 points ago

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ctrl-f fox fuck you win

[–]The_Derek -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]sugarLudes 44 points45 points ago

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"I don't want to use a stencil cos my design r one of a kind!" ಠ_ಠ

[–]sumoshart 20 points21 points ago

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Bro, you just don't appreciate "orgional art" at all.

[–]CantStandrew 11 points12 points ago

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his grammar is as good as his tattoo work

[–]Lookmanospaces 16 points17 points ago

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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEEHOLDER!

[–]sculptedpixels 9 points10 points ago

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[–]tide88 3 points4 points ago

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This is one of the funniest gifs I've seen in awhile.

[–]iDanoo 1 point2 points ago

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Asshat. I sat there for a solid minute waiting for something to happen once you said gif.

Edit: I clicked the .jpg above it. Probably why nothing happened -.-

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The constantly flashing "BEES!!" at the bottom makes it all so much funnier.

[–]ehullz[S] 35 points36 points ago

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[–]easygenius 18 points19 points ago

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From his facebook: This has been a hard day... but your harmful comments won't stop me from my dream!

Kinda sad actually.

[–]FappingAsYouReadThis 5 points6 points ago

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Relevant.

An SNL from just yesterday making fun of tools like him.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 2 points3 points ago

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"Because the world needs more singers and songwriters instead of doctors and engineers."

[–]Crispyanity 2 points3 points ago

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Wow this guy needs to seriously give it up.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 0 points1 point ago

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I really like the guy who needed to bite down on a rag to get this.

That's too much excess ink for such a small star, and if your customer has to bite on a rag for that, then you're drawing too deep. He needs some sort of apprenticeship before trying this kind of thing out on innocent people.

[–]GhostalMedia -3 points-2 points ago

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Looked at the page and it seems to be a mix of total crap and really well done stuff. Looks like different artists working at the same place.

[–]ehullz[S] 1 point2 points ago

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What could you possibly think looks "really well done?" This is one guy, doing tattoos out of what looks like his house, in an unsterile environment (licensed home tattooists, if you are taking all the right precautions, I don't mean you too). In one photo, he has a guy biting on a handkerchief and SITTING UP for a chest tattoo. He doesn't have a steady hand, and nothing is symmetrical in the least. This guy is a hack.

[–]gregoriooo 2 points3 points ago

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I believe he looked at the tagged photos section. People tagged the dude in good pictures to show how tattoos are supposed to look.

[–]richard_photograph 12 points13 points ago

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id sooner tattoo my dick with a fucking soldering iron than get anything ever by this fool.

[–]Jaymondy 17 points18 points ago

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Smell troll. Know everyone is saying this is a real dude but the origin of the word sinister is 'left handed'- seems a bit too good to be true.

[–]fromtheinsideout 1 point2 points ago

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Not a troll. Thought the name looked familiar, so i double checked. He's a for real ass hat in Green Bay, WI. Google it for yourself. Cheers!

[–]liverpoop 5 points6 points ago

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I bet this guy gets paid in meth.

[–]subkonscious 6 points7 points ago

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WE HAVE IT ALL WRONG GUYS!

This is actually the touching story of a guy with degenerative Parkinson's living out his dream before he dies.

[–]OccasionallyWitty 0 points1 point ago

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I like to think he's some kind of ironic avenger against people who want shittily designed tattoos.

[–]femaiden 3 points4 points ago

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That one looks like a turd holding a scythe

[–]jumalaw 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was of a very lumpy dinosaur.

[–]ColdBlueZero 3 points4 points ago

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The quality of the art is really the least concern. If he's doing that kind of work without any sense of conscience, he's most likely not using proper sterilization techniques or standard precautions against cross-contamination. The dude is a hepatitis outbreak waiting to happen.

[–]delialjew 4 points5 points ago

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Definition of "Scratcher"

[–]PrincessNerd 5 points6 points ago

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder!" -_-

[–]electriophile 1 point2 points ago

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I think he meant "beerholder," as in he was completely shitfaced while doing these tattoos.

[–]UncleSamGD 3 points4 points ago

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his facebook page became legend here in Holland. i dont know how or why though. i laughed, looked at my tattoo, smiled gracefully and clicked it away.

[–]Razorbladeromance 3 points4 points ago

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Only god can "juge" okay?The real assholes are the ones that bear his artwork.

[–]homer_3 3 points4 points ago

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They clearly all moved. Otherwise they would have turned out perfect.

[–]mrpopenfresh 5 points6 points ago

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People are getting ICP tattoos, so it's not like it changes anything.

[–]chowler 2 points3 points ago

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"Good work aint cheap. Cheap work aint good." -Norman Collins

[–]PandaKid 1 point2 points ago

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This page blew up in Leicester UK. Everyone was begging the guy not to continue.

[–]FishingElbow 1 point2 points ago

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As someone with tats, this made me cringe.

[–]rockstarking 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen better from someone doing it fresh out of jail at 4am in my kitchen.

[–]chopp3r 1 point2 points ago

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What's someone fresh from jail doing in your kitchen at 4am? Besides tattooing, I mean.

[–]FreeName 1 point2 points ago

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Come on man, they don't let you stay up that late in prison. Also, I don't think they do cheese and toast there.

[–]rockstarking 0 points1 point ago

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The guy was bailed out by my roomate and his other best friend.

[–]DoomAndSuch 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like my sketchbook.

[–]expandingmess 0 points1 point ago

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looks like my sketchbook as well... from when i was seven years old.

[–]Erulastiel 1 point2 points ago

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Why do people go to him? Seriously, he looks like he freehands everything, which is bad if you don't know how to do it right... Which it's obvious he doesn't know.

[–]vivasativa 1 point2 points ago

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Lolz at the grim reaper tat.

[–]mostNONheinous 1 point2 points ago

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How the fuck is this even possible? Sure this guy sucks a tattooing but at the end of the day these "customers"(holy hell I hope they didn't pay for this shit) are responsible for their own skin.

I can only imagine he caters to a local college for the blind, but then again blind folks can't see tattoos. Fuck, I'm at a loss.

[–]OutlawGrrl 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone tell me what the hell is going on with this tattoo? What the flying fuck, this looks like it was done with a fucking razor blade! I'm afraid this person will have to go to a hospital. :(

[–]kaskrinj 1 point2 points ago

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He's trolling dude, all those tattoos aren't permanent. No tattoo artist that terrible would have any recognition, except for being one of the worst tattoo artists. People wouldn't go to him, does not compute.

[–]juxtaposed11 1 point2 points ago

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If you love seeing bad tattoos, check out ugliesttattoos.failblog.org. It's in my daily rotation; a bad tattoo pic can make you feel a little better about your own decisions.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks.

[–]bgadds 1 point2 points ago

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WTF? Are peeps paying for that shit?

[–]lolomgwtfbbq 16 points17 points ago

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I'd pay him if he did that to me. Of course, here, "pay him" means the same as beat him to death with a live chicken.

[–]_no_mad_nomad_ 14 points15 points ago

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I'd actually pay to see you pay him.

[–]Predator_ 3 points4 points ago

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No, no. You are doing it wrong. You have to club him with a baby seal.

[–]Jhoppa 0 points1 point ago

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seal him with a club baby.

[–]ArseAssassin 1 point2 points ago

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Now the real question here is whether the chicken would die first.

[–]vinnie977 1 point2 points ago

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I don't have a facebook account. Any way I can check his pics out without log in credentials

[–]ehullz[S] 5 points6 points ago

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His profile's public, you should be able to check them out without an account.

[–]jamescook12 0 points1 point ago

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He has a website, you can even book there!

[–]unevendoll 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you let someone do that? wow...

[–]andyana 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, why not? Why's everyone hating on him so bad?

[–]unevendoll 1 point2 points ago

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... do you see his work?

[–]beamoflaser 0 points1 point ago

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haha wow, that facebook page is a comedy goldmine

[–]crd06d 0 points1 point ago

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ahhh angry birds

[–]acokanahaf 0 points1 point ago

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That's funny, there's a tattoo place in the next town over from me called synyster ink. Anyone know where this guys shop is?

[–]quarkz 0 points1 point ago

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Green Bay, Wisconsin

[–]acokanahaf 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, that's not it, I live in Maine. And nothing really happens here at all so I didn't think so. You know, besides missing children.

[–]canyoudig_it 0 points1 point ago

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God damn that is ugly as shit.

[–]ColdBlueZero 0 points1 point ago

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Was that a Grim pile of cottage cheese?

[–]Undead_outlaw 0 points1 point ago

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The heart looks like a ghost with two dickheads at the top and the reaper looks like a dried up piece of shit with a toothpick sticking out of it with a eagle skull attached to the top.

[–]fromtheinsideout 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, this guy's for real. Out of Green Bay, WI. Google for yourself. NEVER agree to the ink until you see the portfolio AND be sure they know how to keep a sterile environment - bad art could end up being the least of your concerns... otherwise, enjoy the sensation!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those poor people.

[–]Redd_October 0 points1 point ago

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This is why it's important to see photographic proof of your tattoo artist's previous work.

[–]Parisa4[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I just don't get it! How are people okay with this?!? Did they not see pics of his previous pieces?? Or do they just want a tat so bad they're chill with the fact it looks like literal shit?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why would someone let this happen?

[–]DangerAndy 0 points1 point ago

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Just checked out his facebook its like the whole world is screaming "STOP IT!! STOP IT NOW!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!?!"

[–]frankstallonefan4eva 0 points1 point ago

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"Yeah, can you just trace this connect-the-dot page of two doves holding a scroll on my back and crudely finish it?"

[–]SirPlus 0 points1 point ago

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Did they ever find his body?

[–]Robotlolz 0 points1 point ago

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I don't want to say that this guy will just never realize his dream of being a tattoo artist. So I won't say anything.

[–]qwop88 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the background of picture 2. Are they in an abandoned building?

[–]Local_Essay 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, this encourages me to get into tattooing. Buying my kit off of amazon today.

[–]EVILEMU 0 points1 point ago

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they look like gooby

[–]bulimiatits -4 points-3 points ago

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Reeeeeeeeepost

[–]andyana -2 points-1 points ago

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These aren't any worse than the cheeseburger induced stretch marks that 75% of north americans have running across their bellies, are they?

[–]kilian987654321 -1 points0 points ago

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Honestly looks like it was drawn on an etch a sketch...

[–]Truly_A_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

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So was your mom