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[–]andrewsmith1986 573 points574 points ago

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This is from /r/zombies.

http://www.reddit.com/user/Vidzilla/submitted/

Check them all out, they are fucking badass.

Start from the beginning though.

[–]Vidzilla 244 points245 points ago

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Hi everyone, I'm Vidzilla, the creator of the series!

I'll be posting a full imgur album on /pics tomorrow, with some minor corrections plus video!

Meanwhile, head on over to /zombies! We don't bite. Much.

[–]YellowCity 12 points13 points ago

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This is really cool. I started from Day 1 and really got into it. Nice job dude

[–]V170 8 points9 points ago

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Nice touch with the Day[9] tweet on day 9

[–]Starslip 6 points7 points ago

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That was really cool, sad and disturbing all at the same time

[–]moonbeamwhim 3 points4 points ago

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Fucking art, man.

[–]KeavesSharpi 3 points4 points ago

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So.... no followup? None needed, it's just... moar!

hook line and sinker, man, hook line and sinker.

[–]Yes_I_went_there 3 points4 points ago

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....Tebow....lmao. Nice touch

[–]andrewsmith1986 16 points17 points ago

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Awesome work.

I'm glad that I was able to give you credit in the very beginning so that you got complete credit.

I can't wait for your next one.

[–]IlikePez 2 points3 points ago

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Even a little bitty baby bite is enough to fuck shit up.

;)

[–]kingdude83 1 point2 points ago

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Great work, any chance you'll be putting it all together in book or magazine form? (such The Redditor)

[–]whatisthishere 155 points156 points ago

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I'm so surprised one of the first headlines didn't say Madagascar closes borders.

[–]James_Wolfe 33 points34 points ago

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One of the article actually mentions Madagascar enters a state of emergency.

[–]Sheriffs_Woody 74 points75 points ago

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[–]ohno_ 9 points10 points ago

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Check day 10

[–]Rnuomerbunny 35 points36 points ago

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Day 9

I see what he did there

[–]AAlsmadi1 8 points9 points ago

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i'm glad we both saw

[–]The_Old_Regime 2 points3 points ago

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i didnt, please explain

[–]ChickenMcFail 8 points9 points ago

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The tweet in Day 9 is by Sean Plott, a popular person in the Starcraft 2 community; he's also known as "Day9".

[–]deadnoob 6 points7 points ago

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Day[9] is/was a Starcraft player/commentator and a celebrity in the community. His real name is Sean Plott. If you look at the "Day 9" post in the OP's link, you'll see a tweet by Day[9] - Sean Plott - about the KSL (Korean StarLeage).

[–]The_Old_Regime 0 points1 point ago

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ah, thankyou

[–]Heroshade 1 point2 points ago

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What?

[–]Rnuomerbunny 5 points6 points ago

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The tweet is from @day9tv, a real person and well known in the Starcraft community.

[–]Audiovore 1 point2 points ago

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I missed that, and assumed KSL was something like Korean as a Second Language course. Eh, it worked.

[–]Stewmeat95 20 points21 points ago

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what is this all about?

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points ago

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He's doing a fake update daily of the way a zombie apocalypse would spread through social media.

[–]Rotten_Potato 84 points85 points ago

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fake

Nice try, governmental brainwashed agent.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!11

[–]Stewmeat95 11 points12 points ago

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Ah. Thanks for the insight. I started on day 11, not realizing it.

[–]andrewsmith1986 43 points44 points ago

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Excellent story telling.

[–]executivemonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Today was the last one. Come to /r/zombies to check them out.

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[–]useful_helpful 0 points1 point ago

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it isn't.

[–]orangederps 4 points5 points ago

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this is why it's good to read the comments.

[–]Ryuaiin 5 points6 points ago

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That was bloody well fantastic.

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]nbenzi 7 points8 points ago

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did you fapp to jenna mcarthy? b/c my tag says you did

[–]Kind_compliments 3 points4 points ago

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Who wouldn't?

[–]A_Twilight_Zone 5 points6 points ago

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Whoa, that guy is really good. It felt strange looking at all of that, it was a really cool and engrossing story, but at the same time I felt sick seeing all of that told the way it would be if it actually happened. Whoa.

[–]Mike07P 3 points4 points ago

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That's some really cool stuff.

[–]Kinglink 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, that was one amazing journey. Thank you Thank you Thank you.

This is the type of shit that makes me glad to be a redditor.

[–]evandavis7[S] 13 points14 points ago

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Woah, this is pretty cool. Didn't realize it was a repost, sorry about that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the heads up. As much as this post is a vile, horrible repost, it did turn me on to possibly the best storytelling I've seen on Reddit in... uh ever.

Fucking amazing. Loved it.

[–]PenisPumper8000 10 points11 points ago

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13,337 link karma

WAT

[–]SenatorVreenak 8 points9 points ago

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The extra 3 is for 3xcellence.

[–]CottonStorm 5 points6 points ago

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BYOBB

[–]Delfishie 2 points3 points ago

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Taking 1337 to the next level.

[–]jsmayne -2 points-1 points ago

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are you "whating" the link karma or that it's Leet speak?

if it's about the link karma he's been here for almost 4 years. it's not that hard.

[–]PenisPumper8000 0 points1 point ago

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The 1337 speak

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

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Sons of Thunder by High on Fire goes really well with reading those posts. That was awesome!

[–]Cockaroach 1 point2 points ago

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Woah that's stunning, kinda gruesome.

[–]seamonkee 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TrollingPope 1 point2 points ago

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My RES tells me that you hate cats.

[–]andrewsmith1986 4 points5 points ago

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I do.

[–]shoziku 1 point2 points ago

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yes, I just did. pure awesome.

[–]godly967 0 points1 point ago

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That was amazing. Thanks for sharing

[–]llewbop 0 points1 point ago

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thank you. that was amazing.

[–]star_quarterback 0 points1 point ago

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fuckin awesome! Reminds me of the cave explorer website.

[–]GordonMcFreeman 0 points1 point ago

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The last one gave me shivers

[–]MxDaleth 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell man? It's you again!

[–]lkkm 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap. This got me scared a little.

[–]wmidl 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for sharing, it was a very entertaining read.

[–]TUFFNSTUFF 0 points1 point ago

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So awesome.

[–]SPAAACE 0 points1 point ago

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Commenting to save

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

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Download Reddit Enhancement Suite and you can save comments.

[–]Sneaklemming 0 points1 point ago

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You can also just save threads ?

[–]SPAAACE 0 points1 point ago

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not in vanilla reddit, you'd need RES to do it. but I was on my phone at the time soooo yeah

[–]Sneaklemming 1 point2 points ago

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No I'm pretty sure I'm not running RES right now, and I can save threads (not comments)

[–]SkySilver 78 points79 points ago

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Somebody cut that picture out of vidzillas reddit posts, then uploaded it to tumblr and now someone is posting it on reddit?

[–]friendlyaussie 13 points14 points ago

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[–]penguinsSC 13 points14 points ago

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congratulations you figured out how the internet works

[–]Rykten 4 points5 points ago

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Now to sit and wait for the [FIXED] posts, followed by reposts in about a month.

[–]Jennishness 25 points26 points ago

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I hear she left to return a video at Blockbuster.

[–]Berty_Strange 17 points18 points ago

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This reminds me of when I was watching a girl on another camsite, she was naked on top of her car in her garage (doors closed) and she was actually going to start the engine! Despite all the comments she refused to believe that the fumes could kill her but didn't start the engine. Her profile said she was a medical student.

[–][deleted] 139 points140 points ago

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Did you seriously steal this from Vidzilla? Dick.

[–]dontgoatsemebro 122 points123 points ago

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Yeah! If he hadn't stole this I would never had known about Vidzilla. What a dickhole!

[–]Ozzy73 22 points23 points ago

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Vidzilla is planning on posting the series on /r/pics now that he is finished.

[–]gOWLaxy 0 points1 point ago

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Same here! My curiosity led me down his entire series eventually.

[–]finnocchiona 18 points19 points ago

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SHAMELESS THIEVERY

[–]ChibiOne 11 points12 points ago

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SOMEBODY CALL SOPA!

[–]jb2386 -2 points-1 points ago

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That's silly. You can't call a bill. Especially not one that hasn't been passed yet!

[–]ChibiOne 4 points5 points ago

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[–]evandavis7[S] 39 points40 points ago

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Did I? Shit, I didn't know. I just ran this through Karma Decay and nothing came up.

[–]Map42892 2 points3 points ago

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Who the hell cares, calm down. It wasn't even posted on r/funny.

[–]UberMouse894 13 points14 points ago

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Jesus christ, some people act like reposts are akin to murdering small children. Harden the fuck up and stop being a cunt. Reposting is perfectly fine as long as it hasn't been (popularly eg 500+ upvotes) posted super recently or it's a xpost.

[–]caxaar 0 points1 point ago

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I actually thought you weren't supposed to bitch about reposts because people constantly join reddit and haven't seen anything.

[–]pr0blemdrinker 7 points8 points ago

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The commentary accurately described the scene of Edge of Darkness where Mel Gibsons daughter dies. On a similar note, if you don't watch any other part of that movie, just that scene, you could consider it one of his better movies

[–]sicinfit 2 points3 points ago

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I like how almost half way into the apocalypse, extremezone is still hard at work. God bless you, extremezone.

[–]flyersfan018 7 points8 points ago*

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At first glance, I thought she sharted all over the walls.

[–]sumoshart 5 points6 points ago

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Who wouldn't think that?

[–]porkslapper 1 point2 points ago

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Explosive blood sharts

[–]Eustis 30 points31 points ago*

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There MUST be a recording of this!

EDIT: Yes, downvote me because I didn't know it was some silly zombie viral ad campaign. WOOOSH to Eustis, etc.

[–]Legendman3 16 points17 points ago

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Actually it wasnt a viral ad campaign...

[–]Colostomy 2 points3 points ago

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You've been on Reddit for nearly 2 years and have accumulated nearly 85,000.

And you're still complaining about downvotes?

[–]Eustis -1 points0 points ago

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I was at -20 when I made that edit.

[–]Colostomy 0 points1 point ago

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If I had 85,000 comment karma, I wouldn't even care if I were banned from all subreddits but /r/FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Just kidding yo', nothing is worth that.

[–]Eustis 0 points1 point ago

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Comment karma is easy to get. Just post in big threads before other people. Karma is basically "who was the first asshole to post something slightly witty or punny", thus, pun threads.

[–]Colostomy 0 points1 point ago

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Karma gives me a warm fuzzy feeling like no other but I don't go out seeking it. I don't consider myself funny enough to think it may pay off.

I can't recall my last comment that wasn't a direct response to someone, I like talking and arguing more than karma me thinks.

If I'm ever in the mood for karma I'll have a look at /r/new to see if I've got a shot, but it's always just so bad. I get a bit depressed after looking at /r/new, so many reposts and rage comics. Good on the people that do use it though, they deserve all the karma they get.

[–]Eustis 0 points1 point ago

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/r/new sucks. I almost can't tolerate it.

Try /r/all?t=hour or something like that. Top of the hour is like the front page before it happens.

[–]GordonMcFreeman 1 point2 points ago

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Not as funny if you put it in context

[–]caxaar 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for posting this! I discovered /r/zombies and Vidzilla's mini series because of this post. Thank you thank you thank you! :)

[–]The_Maddog 3 points4 points ago

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Fuuuuuuuck.

So glad thats not real. That would be like the worst pop up feed ever!

[–]fightingforair 1 point2 points ago

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Question I have is was anyone still fapping as that was going down Because you know someone out there would

[–]dear_science -4 points-3 points ago

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why is this just reposted from /r/zombies? You stole and reposted this from someone with a creative idea? I wish I could downvote you more.

[–]evandavis7[S] 47 points48 points ago

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Actually I saw this on tumblr first then ran the picture through Karma Decay so I could be sure I wasn't reposting. Guess I just can't win.

[–]robbyroo 36 points37 points ago

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Never would have known this existed if you didnt post. Thanks.

[–]jammr 18 points19 points ago*

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Me neither. Didn't even know /r/zombies existed.

Edit: And just spent the last 30 minutes browsing it...

[–]Rykten 0 points1 point ago

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Its the first step to your survival. Good Job.

[–]evandavis7[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Strangely, me neither.

[–]TheFeedski 18 points19 points ago

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Who the hell cares? If it weren't for his "repost", I would have never seen it. It's a fucking imaginary, useless number, people. You act like it's some holy grail.

EDIT: OH SHIT! IT'S MY CAKE DAY! GIVE ME KARMAS!

[–]Rykten -3 points-2 points ago

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.>_> he could atleast give credit to the original creator. IMO recognition for good work done is alot better that Karma.

[–]Erzsabet 0 points1 point ago

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He didn't know. Now the original creator does have the recognition and karma because of the attention brought to it.

[–]TheFeedski 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the internet, man. I agree, recognition should be given, but 75% of the stuff on Reddit doesn't give recognition. So if you want to complain about this post for not giving recognition, go do it to the million other threads as well.

[–]Rykten 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, we gotta start somewhere don't we?

[–]TheFeedski 0 points1 point ago

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Best of luck with that. :P

[–]Rapidity 0 points1 point ago

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99% of reddit dont subsribe to /r/zombies.

[–]Rykten 4 points5 points ago

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99% of reddit are doomed.

[–]onelazykid 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised the last comment wasn't something like "finished" or "still fapped".

[–]theofficialtevo 0 points1 point ago

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Red Horse.

[–]haloskulls117 0 points1 point ago

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is it me? or is stuff from r/WTF slowly migrating to r/funny?

[–]lunch72 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to 2012.. much like 2011... but getting worse.

[–]an_enigma 0 points1 point ago

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This should also be on r/WTF

[–]IlikePez 0 points1 point ago

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Huh. Repost in real life.

[–]puravida1024 0 points1 point ago

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I think what really made me laugh was the smiley face in the corner.

[–]Fencer2008 0 points1 point ago

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sooo i think i can still masturbate to this :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LouKang 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

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[deleted]

[–]0l1vR -1 points0 points ago

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looking through his posts and hearing antidote by shm right now a bit spooky

[–]AznBeast42 -1 points0 points ago

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pretty sure this more wtf material >.>

[–]Beck_ -1 points0 points ago

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If I were Vidzilla, I'd be pissed someone was reposting my shit without giving me credit.

[–]Caesar_Epicus -1 points0 points ago

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dog. that would scare the shit out of people if they did that forreal on one of those sites.