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[–]whateversusan 21 points22 points ago

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I said... hop in.

[–]serjtankian 17 points18 points ago

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[–]puu 2 points3 points ago

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immediately thought of this.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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I prefer: "Hop in, theres no time to explain!"

[–]Photoshops_Penises 10 points11 points ago

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We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!

[–]thechris353 1 point2 points ago

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But sir!

[–]BluePumpkin7 11 points12 points ago*

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does the "never ride in a car with a stranger" rule apply to dogs?

[–]thatsthejoke_jpg 8 points9 points ago

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[–]sebzim4500 6 points7 points ago

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How do you do that?

[–]sebzim4500 5 points6 points ago

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[–]sebzim4500 5 points6 points ago

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Oh guess that works.

[–]larkable 1 point2 points ago

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RON PAUL 2012

[–]larkable 2 points3 points ago

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Weird, didn't work for me.

[–]MaverickTopGun 0 points1 point ago

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you do the double ##

[–]MaverickTopGun 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sebzim4500 0 points1 point ago

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Or the single #.

[–]dharms 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, if you don't know the dog. Obviously.

[–]NaturalLogofOne 20 points21 points ago

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Ruff Rider.

[–]incorrectlycorrects2 7 points8 points ago

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I'd choose a Husky driving over a Japanese Terrier any day.

[–]caternet 10 points11 points ago

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I find this Asian and I am offensive.

[–]booooooooooooosh 8 points9 points ago

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I see what you did there. You chinged when you should have chonged.

[–]Armonster 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely saw a terrifying ghost in that window long before I saw a dog in it.

[–]theoneace -2 points-1 points ago

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Definitely need to lay off the shrooms

[–]Elephantbackwards 2 points3 points ago

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He's got candy!

[–]Afkbio[S] 1 point2 points ago

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More like beef jerky, amirite ?

[–]matteisen0 2 points3 points ago

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He's French, shouldn't it be Foie gras? ;)

[–]Afkbio[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Or frog legs

[–]Bulletbluesky 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed way harder than I should have...

[–]Spants23 2 points3 points ago

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NICE TRY LESTER! What's next? You're going to take me to your basement to show me your "airplane collection"?

[–]Im_the_Fuzz 3 points4 points ago

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He was cruising for tail.

[–]lovelydayfora 1 point2 points ago

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He called me on the phone a little while ago

[–]Sir_Chittlesworth 1 point2 points ago

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Mad Max and the Thunderbone

[–]tomasziam 1 point2 points ago

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Dad makes the worst decisions when he's been drinking...

[–]superanth 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't made that laugh out loud for a while. Love this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a dog in a car like this IRL the other day, except the dog was honking the horn! He could see his owners inside Subway, and he was consciously pressing the horn with his paw to get their attention.

Now, I was really stoned so I thought this was the funniest goddamn thing possible, and I was doubling over laughing at this fucking dog. Then the owners came out of Subway and took their dog out of the car, then proceeded to give me the dirtiest look possible. I re-gained my composure and went home.

[–]Ghost-the-Lion 1 point2 points ago

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Brian Griffin, chaperone of the year!

[–]Charming_fish 2 points3 points ago

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Legitimacy level : over 9000 obviously

[–]Arcon1337 2 points3 points ago

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OP is actually a dog. So it'd make a lot more sense.

[–]Afkbio[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I ain't no dog

[–]Arcon1337 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try, upcoming super-hound race.

[–]Afkbio[S] 2 points3 points ago

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woof

[–]baby_jamie 0 points1 point ago

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Is this dog trying to kidnap me? I feel like I was warned about this.

[–]VoiceofJonBenjamin 3 points4 points ago

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"Quick kid, get in the car! You're parents are at the hospital and I'm here to take you to them!"

"If that's true, what's the code word?"

"Um... Woof?"

"MY PARENTS ARE IN THE HOSPITAL!?!"

[–]icelittle 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like we got...

takes off sunglasses

a PREDATOR on our hands.

hardy har har.

[–]Disconcerted 0 points1 point ago

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He got a call from dog.

[–]Ceres96 0 points1 point ago

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Get in, theres no time to explain!

[–]alahos 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least it's not a bear.

[–]elusion 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha! It's funny because your dad drives a mondeo!

[–]Dirtycuban55 0 points1 point ago

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No Hop-ons!

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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"YES THIS IS DOG! DOG IS HERE!"

[–]chemobrain 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow the word "UP" was completely invisible to me on first look.

[–]MegaManSE 0 points1 point ago

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Your dad sent...insanity wolf? What could go wrong

[–]WhereTheSanityBegins 0 points1 point ago

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Still lives with parents....

[–]SIMON-NEVER-SAYS 0 points1 point ago

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"It's okay Steven, I'm your father now"

[–]Dshark 0 points1 point ago

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Posters! Y U no stroke text?!!!

[–]Hurrican3 0 points1 point ago

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Stop right there! Don't trust that dog, he's not keeping his eyes on the road. I'm here to pick you up.

[–]teyegurspoon 0 points1 point ago

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meme worthy? It could be Reassuring Husky.

[–]Superdeduper82 0 points1 point ago

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I think you need a new ruffler

[–]fat_guy_hat 0 points1 point ago

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Hop in, I have treats.

[–]NovaBlastt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rikiku 0 points1 point ago

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Dogs die in hot cars. True story.

[–]ryansoper 0 points1 point ago

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

[–]aceboiga 0 points1 point ago

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FTFY: ne vous inquiétez pas, papa m'a envoyé vous chercher

[–]Addequate -4 points-3 points ago

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Spoiler: The dog dies in the end; Nobody cracked a window.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's about a dog, what the hell do you think happens in the end?!

[–]behavedave 0 points1 point ago

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Should be ok, the shadows are long.

[–]DQpoo 0 points1 point ago

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My thought process: 1) Aw, doggie! 2) THERE ARE NO WINOWS CRACKED!

Damn damn.

[–]Prof_Moody -1 points0 points ago

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'Om nom nom nom' - Earth

[–]EpicGotRice -1 points0 points ago

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Oh thank god Brian. Fatman forgot about me again. Can we get some ice-cream on the way back?

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS -3 points-2 points ago

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Hello?

[–]azzZZzzZZzz -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck. Insanity wolf drives.