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[–]Hydress 165 points166 points ago

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What stuck out to me in this picture was that the view count has no comma.

[–]Ammar-The-Star 15 points16 points ago

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I believe because it's in the Netherlands.

[–]grimaldar 41 points42 points ago

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"enviado por (username) em (date)"

also "gostei" (goatse possibly?) "adicionar a" and "compartilhar".

Sounds like Portugese, but I could be wrong.

[–]Kazruw 59 points60 points ago

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Portugal can no longer afford commas.

[–]spirius 5 points6 points ago

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You are correct sir.

[–]Ammar-The-Star 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, I didn't even notice that. Thank you for correcting me.

[–]Retsoka 4 points5 points ago

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Ehh? The Netherlands!? Why on earth do you think that?

[–]MrGoodbytes 2 points3 points ago

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Then it should have a decimal, as in 854.793 ... right?

[–]Brecourt 0 points1 point ago

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relating to this? http://bash.org/?48418

[–]OmegaVesko 0 points1 point ago

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Certain language/country settings don't, due to the difference in standards.

[–]A1ka1inE -1 points0 points ago

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and no amount of likes and dislikes, just a bar...

[–]setrakakan 11 points12 points ago

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At least it'd stop the "X people are stupid for not liking this thing I like" attention whoring posts.

[–]Blissrat 51 points52 points ago

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[–]Charming_fish[!] 65 points66 points ago

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...but... But.... Dumbledore requested it... And ... He was really good....

[–]-glass 2 points3 points ago

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Euthanasia/Assisted suicide is a crime in many jurisdictions.

[–]Will_Eat_For_Food 3 points4 points ago

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In other news, legal doesn't mean moral or vice-versa.

[–]DrTangerine 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for that.

[–]PeopleAreStaring 8 points9 points ago

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Spoiler

[–]MadManMax55 27 points28 points ago

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The books were finished years ago, and they finished the final movie half a year ago and is out on DVD. Plus the post itself had a spoiler in it. Are you really complaining about spoilers?

[–]elfeliz 1 point2 points ago

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Not more than the original post itself.

[–]Lisu 25 points26 points ago

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Someone didn't read the book. Or watch the last movie.

[–]bluuballs 45 points46 points ago

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Doesn't matter; killed dumbledore

[–]Lisu 0 points1 point ago

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But... You... He... Oh never mind.

[–]Anthaneezy 14 points15 points ago

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Dumbledore essentially condemned himself to death by trying to hunt/destroy horcruxes. He got cursed trying to destroy one and Snape was able to temporarily isolate the curse to his hand. Dumbledore was going to die anyways. His death was nothing more than sacrificing a pawn to further the war against Voldemort.

Yeah... Hopefully I'll get enough HP nerds to not get buried too deep. Please be kind, :P

[–]albequirky 10 points11 points ago

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Whoa, you read book 7 too?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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There's an idiot nerd girl macro around here somewhere...

[–]dsancheesy 2 points3 points ago

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Dumbledore died because he couldn't resist trying on the horcrux ring before trying to destroy it...

[–]clandetinej 4 points5 points ago

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Unforgivable. FTFY

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[–]TheCons 28 points29 points ago

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A repost? On Reddit? Surely you jest.

[–]oldzealand 6 points7 points ago

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Of course he is, and don't call me Shirley.

[–]MuggyFuzzball 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't be a problem if this hadn't been on the front page only a few days ago.

[–]TheCons 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, THAT never happens.

[–]blitz79 8 points9 points ago

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I think this repost is what OP meant by 'Inexcusable'.

[–]axstoro 1 point2 points ago

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Great repost. First time I'VE seen it.

[–]aakaakaak 3 points4 points ago

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proof?

[–]choules 21 points22 points ago

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[–]aakaakaak -2 points-1 points ago

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You sir (or ma'am) have won the internet for the day.

[–]choules 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome! Do I get a shirt or anything?

[–]aakaakaak -1 points0 points ago

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Nope. No shirt. But you do get to go outside and see the sun, since you won the game for today.

[–]wishfulendeavors13 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this guy getting downvoted for asking for proof? Not all of us have internettted for long enough to identify all of the reposts.

[–]aakaakaak 1 point2 points ago

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Or I'm too lazy to go trekking all over the internet. IMO the guy who calls out the repost should be the one to provide evidence.

Thanks for calling out the downvotes.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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That scoundrel! We should report him to the karma guard this instant!

[–]Mustkunstn1k 5 points6 points ago

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Didn't I see this post like a day ago?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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ive never seen the lord of the rings

[–]tekkaiwallace 1 point2 points ago

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you idiot thats captain kirk from star trek.

[–]Bearhobag 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see this I think it's about Razor 1911. But then again, I used to play Sokoban and Chip's Challenge as a kid.

[–]spiffyP 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Troy Van Leeuwen?

[–]pldidit 1 point2 points ago

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I think the holes in the guitar are shaped in a very familiar fashion...

[–]imward 1 point2 points ago

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What's inexcusable is that it appears that there are two 6-string classical guitars, for no clear reason, and what I believe is a 5-string bass. What is the point of the two different guitars?

[–]zebrahead110 1 point2 points ago

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the 2 6 strings are for different tunings and the bass is a different instrument all together.

[–]MarchingBroadband 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it and I've read all the books and watched all the movies. WTF am i missing here?

[–]woundedstork 1 point2 points ago

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I would also like to know the answer...Snape killed dumbledore...guy looks like snape...maybe OP is mad because it's a spoiler? But that's years old so not really spoiler...no idea.

[–]Baka-san 0 points1 point ago

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This video is about a guitarist. Guy looks like Snape. Comments about his appearance.

[–]woundedstork 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I got that, but why is posting that comment inexcusable?

[–]Pogotross 3 points4 points ago

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Other way around. Killing Dumbledore is inexcusable, despite having guitar chops.

[–]Zoldor 3 points4 points ago

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No, it's inexcusable that Snape killed Dumbledore, no matter how good his guitar-playing is.

I think.

[–]loolwat 0 points1 point ago

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the hair flips at the beginning of that video. what.the.fuck.

[–]Inessia 0 points1 point ago

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Killing Dumbledore was a part of the plan, you fool.

[–]HigherPrimate 0 points1 point ago

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I havent seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies, did I get it right? Anyway, can someone explain the joke to me?

[–]ghettoblaster1337 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone, BOO THIS MAN!

[–]bolaxao 0 points1 point ago

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your portuguese on reddit? YAAY ANOTHER OF MY KIND!

[–]Midgetfinger 0 points1 point ago

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That's Trent Reznor

[–]RhinoMan2112 0 points1 point ago

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HEY GUYS, i dont mean to spam or anything, but can anyone please tell me how to post something other than rage comics on reddit?? I wanna post a funny picture to 'funny' from my computer but i have no idea how to...

[–]WinterWinds 0 points1 point ago

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Love how someone re-posted the quote and now has more thumbs up than the original.

[–]majorkev 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if someone could make tabs of what he played.

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed harder than I should have

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[–]EukaryoteZ 12 points13 points ago

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No, you're thinking of Dumbledore.

[–]blod09 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lananaroux 2 points3 points ago

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PLOT TWIST!

[–]MezzaCorux 0 points1 point ago

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He looks more like Snape

[–]slic_ric -1 points0 points ago

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SPOILER ALERT PLEASE FAGGOT!

[–]Riffian -5 points-4 points ago

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9gag repost, FUCK REDDIT

[–]Kottfoers 2 points3 points ago

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Youtube repost.

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[–]tehbertl 5 points6 points ago

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snake

ಠ_ಠ

[–]hoot_nanny -3 points-2 points ago

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LOL