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[–]HellJumper777 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Banjulioe 4 points5 points ago

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Just what i thought when I read the title.

[–]JacobDeLoach 5 points6 points ago

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You beat me to it.. Have my upvote good friend.

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 2 points3 points ago

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But...you didn't order any-

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 7 points8 points ago

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The recession is over! Everyone gets a job!

Even my dog?

EVERYONE!

[–]Spiro_Agnew 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure he only got the job because of affirmative action.

[–]mellooo 2 points3 points ago

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I'd give him a good tip

[–]Beef21 4 points5 points ago

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Just the tip

[–]zagman76 1 point2 points ago

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Hello? Dog? Where is my pizza?

[–]k9pyro 1 point2 points ago

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That poor dog. He has to smell the pizza and never get to eat it.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I upvoted you anyways five months is enough. :o

[–]eatcrayons 1 point2 points ago

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I can picture the dejected look on his face as he checks the receipt taped to his paw, sees that there was indeed a soda in the order, and then saunters off back towards the Domino's to get the soda, taking the pizza with him.

[–]Zacaroni 3 points4 points ago

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KRUSTY KRAAAAYYAAAYYAAA YAAAAYYAAAYYAAAAA YYAAAAYYYA PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YAAAAA FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEHEEEEHEEEHEE

[–]pussErox 0 points1 point ago

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Hey thats not funny.. That dog prolly works for milk bones.. While a human would do it for $10.. So everytime a dog delivers a pizza thats $340 million for china

[–]ksob 0 points1 point ago

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Abuse.

[–]MattBootyBulan 0 points1 point ago

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My Diet Dr. Kelp!! How do I eat my pizza without my drink!!!!

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[–]PiggyPork 1 point2 points ago

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The sad part is that there probably exists a subreddit for that..