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[–]crude_justice 95 points96 points ago

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Scared the shit out of him

[–]AJJihad 8 points9 points ago

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appropriate comment on so many levels...

[–]ProfessorPitbull 10 points11 points ago

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Just two.

[–]Infiniteh 4 points5 points ago

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Really? I think I saw 3 levels of appropriateness.

[–]Mrbananpants64 7 points8 points ago

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'Scared,' 'Shit' and 'Out.' Correct.

[–]One_Ceiling -4 points-3 points ago

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It's female and about to give birth. That's not shit. And far more disgusting in my opinion.

[–]Mr_wiggleton_II 2 points3 points ago

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You must be new to this reddit thing.

[–]hollisterrox 1 point2 points ago

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Level 1 : literal Level 2 : metaphoric Level 3 : relevant username

[–]ProfessorPitbull 0 points1 point ago

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Level three is a stretch.

[–]Zarknord 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DJive 12 points13 points ago

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Isn't real, come on Reddit you are better than that.

[–]goforglory 5 points6 points ago

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Lemme get this straight, to make someone piss themselves while they sleep, you dip their hand in warm water, and to make them shit themselves in their sleep, you lift their tail? Genius!

[–]Heathenforhire 32 points33 points ago

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Evidence of evolution. Lost our tails to prevent prankster induced sleep-shitting.

[–]Charlievil -1 points0 points ago

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Checkmate Theists.

[–]DeepRoot 6 points7 points ago

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Even his face says, "Oh shit!"

[–]MagnusTheGreat 2 points3 points ago

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"Evasive manure"

[–]fallacyofcausation 1 point2 points ago

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What was she even trying to see in lifting the dog's tail up?

[–]superanth 3 points4 points ago

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The dog almost looks as surprised as she does.

[–]renny7 3 points4 points ago

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I will never touch my dogs tail again.. ಠ_ಠ

[–]sexytoasty 3 points4 points ago

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what a party-pooper..

[–]aaipod -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]schifert 3 points4 points ago

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I spit all over my computer screen after seeing this haha

[–]Afkbio 7 points8 points ago

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Are you a llama ?

[–]JustALlama 11 points12 points ago

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You got a problem with llamas?

[–]MineTorA 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't this in r/wtf X(

[–]NotSayingJustSaying 0 points1 point ago

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r/wtf is thataway ....

[–]poopshackle 0 points1 point ago

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I want follow up pictures.

[–]dacookeymonsta 0 points1 point ago

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[–]superanth 0 points1 point ago

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WTF was that??

[–]DailyBassist 0 points1 point ago

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i sneezed right when the dog pooped. i made myself laugh so hard...

[–]DarkRaven15 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect timing was perfect lol

[–]fookyeaItsKai 0 points1 point ago

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Cant stop laughing...... turned on slightly.

[–]wetsandwiches 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Tebasaki -1 points0 points ago

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I like reposts because I can use the same comment and double reap karma. Yes, is was also on the other repost. It's a conspiracy!

[–]timeel39 -1 points0 points ago

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It shat itself awake!

[–]kuhchunck -1 points0 points ago

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I rarely lol, but I lol'd for this.

[–]Jimileighb -1 points0 points ago

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That's not nutella.

[–]Sneebs -2 points-1 points ago

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One bitch is spayed, one bitch got sprayed.