Metal goat

Perls · 7 months

The band playing is called Wormrot

I've toured with them with my buddies band. His favorite story to tell is this goat one. Apparently it just walked up to the bands playing and would go to each individual member and watch them play with it's stoic emotionless stare.

SirNiglet · 7 months

I would party with that goat.

unprotectedsax · 7 months

These people look fucking terrifying.

batamotel · 7 months

WOW REDDIT!!!

I know that goat. We played a concert there (I play in a grindcore band) and it/she was around, they told us that "house" was her sleeping place and she loved to be with people. So she stayed for the concert and then we danced and partied with her!!. The place is near Toulouse, France, and it's amazing and beautiful. Plus, they gave us pizza for dinner Pics or didn't happen: http://i.imgur.com/4dS3Q.jpg

BFE4Life · 7 months

He is a simple goat. He lives in the back of a pickup truck. The old man tied him there with a 10 foot rope. Is the goat happy? The old man don't give a fuck.

noflahslight8 · 7 months

Wormrot is this shit

Shabadu · 7 months

Am I the only one that thinks of Adam Sandler's talking goat? "Crank it up, fuckers!"

breeett · 7 months

That is the creepiest assortment of people I have ever seen. The goat is the least creepy thing in that photo.

Edit: Just because I say creepy looking doesn't necessarily mean they ARE creepy. This was just a very unfortunate picture.

Awful_Entrepreneur · 7 months

Lamb of God?

OctieveSan · 7 months

When the pit started.....the blood. Only a few of us got out alive. We thought he was cool.

FredtheFart · 7 months

Goat bangers. I mean head bangers

MarsSpaceship · 7 months

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moxiedrinker82 · 7 months

Am I the only one...

lolalinaka · 7 months

Get ready to ram it!

quidam08 · 7 months

BERSERKER!

xGARP · 7 months

Alright who brought their girlfriend? Wait I found it

Quiznasty · 7 months

He's at the wrong concert, he went to see Lamb of God

Hypah · 7 months

Damn, I miss shows now. Being 27 and having responsibilities is a drag.

generalozzman · 7 months

would you like some making fuck....BEAR ZUR KERR!

Floom101 · 7 months

They're actually just the opening act for the goat.

idiotnumberone · 7 months

HELL YEAH A SPAZZ HAT

Panda_paddle · 7 months

"Then some long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns And threw me in the mosh pit They passed me around and treated me nie Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit "

slightly_ADD · 7 months

Rob Schneider is...

jarjarbinx · 7 months

Why is Stevie Nicks in a metal concert?

SlugsOnToast · 7 months

"Tesco, it is your solemn duty to recruit the youth of America for my legions of darkness. And for your efforts, you will seated at my right hand; the Goat of Mendes at my left. You been a bad boy, Tesco?"

7nights · 7 months

Was expecting a goat encased in metal.

Was disappointed.

I_B_Trolling · 7 months

I once lived on an isle with feral goats. I play guitar often. Animals in real life & not just fairy tales are sometimes deeply entranced by music, especially if the musicians are mentally engulfed in the jam. I would have mice come out of the woodwork & come right up to me. I had trained a cat to wait until my cue to pounce & reduce their numbers in my camps vicinity, on these occasions. The guitar entranced goats would occasionally dance in their own way, tilting their heads left & right alternating the opposite front hoof in sequence while deeply gazing @ me. As soon as I would stop playing & looked @ them, they would freak out & run away, as these were the same goats I would chase from my garden daily! I like most goats, as long as they are not related to billy goats gruff. I built that fucking bridge! The fable makers always conveniently leave that part out. 0_o

aivzdog · 7 months

I bet that goat even head bangs!

stahlgrau · 7 months

Hoofs up!

magylo · 7 months

Maybe its an auction

machetesuperstar · 7 months

Goatwhore?

n00bikscube1122 · 7 months

The WTFis the peopple watching. look at their dead faces.

tomandhisjones · 7 months

take note how all the souls have been taken from the people in the audience... except the goat...

mydogisdumb · 7 months

that goat actually kind of fits in to this picture, looks pretty confident and nobody around him really thinks it's weird he's there... he's better at partying than me!

FreddyDeus · 7 months

Jesus, it's like a congregation of the undead.

witty_account_name · 7 months

The goat is trying to clear the fucking pit

Erdem858 · 7 months

Somebody got a video of that goat headbanging?

imanerd000 · 7 months

and then they bled it!

yaharon · 7 months

It's not a party without a goat!!!!

jamesismynamo · 7 months

The funny thing is that the goat seems more interested in the music than anyone else there.

Squeaky_Lobster · 7 months

Not pictured: The goat doing a wicked slap bass solo and getting all the groupies.

kakksakka · 7 months

Little did the goat know that its about to get sacrificed..

AlkaiserSoze · 7 months

Every metal show has a goat. You just have to find it.

oregone1 · 7 months

I have seen that goat climb ladders. Just as creepy.

my_first_post_ever · 7 months

Kids..did I tell you about the time there was a goat in my apartment?

transition_mechanism · 7 months

Is that venue the G.L.O.B. in Denver? Anyone know where this picture was taken?

freedumb23 · 7 months

why are everyones eyes tweekin out?

reverendmeat · 7 months

Yep... that goat's getting sacrificed alright.

greendayrebel · 7 months

Lol wut?

[deleted] · 7 months

omg is that mitt romney in the back?

[deleted] · 7 months

Haha that is awesome. We have a Lama that someone in the rave community brings to the outdoor raves every once in awhile its good stuff

8Layers · 7 months

Fuck me in the goat ass!

Good to know someone finally untied the little guy from the pickup truck.

Rompadomp8 · 7 months

And 2 minuets later he was sacrificed

writerVagabond · 7 months

So it all started in a metal concert...

Sleestaks · 7 months

I'd go to that fucking show. You all know that shit would get wild and you would never forget it.

Deliverme88 · 7 months

This picture honestly looks like a picture from a zombie film.

bengalstomp · 7 months

He better get home or the old man is going to beat him with the hickory stick.

dointhestankyleg · 7 months

you could do an "am i doing it right?" with every face in this picture, and they would all be equally hilarious.

added_chaos · 7 months

I love how noone is acknowledging the goat

Brodecahedron · 7 months

I think it's the Lamb of God.

thereandwhereagain · 7 months

A man making music for a legion of demons. And a goat.

arfcom · 7 months

Is this band's target demo homeless heroin addicts?

italianpoetess · 7 months

Love this pic..want to go to France ASAP.

getchar · 7 months

Not to split hairs, but I'm pretty sure that's a punk show.

BusStation16 · 7 months

No, pretty sure that is the start of the zombiepocalypse.

ruggy5000 · 7 months

looks like a sheep.

HerbalBath · 7 months

False.

That is a sheep.

KILL_ALL_THE_JOKES · 7 months

Only in New Zealand

Duzp · 7 months

obv tool.

insom23 · 7 months

funny but it's not wtf

Andrew_Jay · 7 months

Meanwhile, in Romania . . .

Ireball · 7 months

Lmao i think i found the goat to be the most normal looking thing in that crowd, those people are like something out of the twilight zone.

TimeToRuinEverything · 7 months

No, I'm pretty sure that goat isn't made of metal. Wtf, OP.

bigrob1 · 7 months

They're probably about 5 minutes away from killing that goat

Arcon1337 · 7 months

My reaction if I ever found myself in a room with those people.

justamobile · 7 months

You've goat to be kidding me

addexm · 7 months

You can almost smell the meth.

zoobiezoob · 7 months

If those metal heads aren't complete pussies that goat's gettin' sacrificed.

Fuddermuffin · 7 months

Is that a homeless Hugh Laurie?

WTF

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