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[–]DarkFox56 14 points15 points ago

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I remember getting my dad one of those a couple years ago. He's not part horse though so there is nothing funny about it.

[–]ScottCarmichael[!] 12 points13 points ago

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so there is nothing funny

Oh. My bad.

[–]No_Manners 16 points17 points ago

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[–]PyroSign 4 points5 points ago

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The top comment is in Arabic: مين جاي عن طريق التاسعه الا ربع

Google translates as "Maine Guy by eight forty-five!"

???

[–]that-asshole-u-hate 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. I'm a native arabic speaker and couldn't draw any other meaning from it. Also, why the hell has it gotten so many thumbs up??!?

[–]PyroSign 0 points1 point ago

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It turns out the comments page is full of odd Arabic comments. Eight forty-five is mentioned 8 times.

I guess a phrase relating to Jay and 8:45 is a popular meme in some Arabic-speaking country.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Totally!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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You have no idea how much this turned a horrible night into an amazing one. This has the amazing powers of making a shit Saturday night that went horribly wrong in every way into a great one.

The video was the icing on the cake. I thank thee with an upvote.

[–]alcoholiccactus 2 points3 points ago

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Does someone want to talk about it? Why don't you have a seat

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 5 points6 points ago

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Is that... the same guy talking to himself?

[–]alcoholiccactus 0 points1 point ago

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I...I think so. Hm.

[–]monkiman 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHA

[–]Krusty81 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PyroSign 0 points1 point ago

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The problem is you don't smoke through your nose. He should've put the cigarette in the mouth.

[–]Krusty81 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe that's the way Human/Elephant hybrids smoke. Who are we to judge?

[–]DynamiteWthLaserBeam 5 points6 points ago

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What a twist!

[–]TemetNosce 10 points11 points ago

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I have a horse mask too. So does reddit- r/horsemask

[–]Yboc 2 points3 points ago

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Whole. E. Shit.

I need one...

[–]TemetNosce 1 point2 points ago

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I got mine from this website. About $30 total, shipping did take 7 full days though. But it did arrive Halloween, 4:30 in the afternoon, perfect timing :D

[–]Kanerful 1 point2 points ago

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You've got a horse mask, but I've got a horse outside.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

[–]DWimaDerpologist 2 points3 points ago

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Is this what they call "ass to mouth"?

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Your comment needs more upvotes

[–]UnknownArchive 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Cigarettes 19coms 48pts 1mo gifs
What a twist! 83coms 701pts 2mos funny
I'm not sure if I should put this here or at /wtf 35coms 179pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Millification 2 points3 points ago

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I have one of those!

[–]NoojNoj 2 points3 points ago

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I was owned a similar device, but it dispensed brown jelly beans.

[–]PyroSign 1 point2 points ago

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Those weren't jelly beans.

[–]dqjones 4 points5 points ago

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I GOT THAT FOR MY GRAN 3 YEARS AGO!!!!! SHE HATED IT!!!

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 1 point2 points ago

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SHE DOESN'T LIKE PULLING FAGGOTS OUT OF AN ASS?

[–]PyroSign 2 points3 points ago

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You are British, right?

[–]PanicHistory 3 points4 points ago

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British people don't call them faggots.

[–]krupadlux 2 points3 points ago

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But they do call meatballs 'faggots'

[–]Tom_Anks 5 points6 points ago

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Damn right, faggots are delicious.

[–]PanicHistory 0 points1 point ago

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not all meatballs, it's a tiny subset.

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

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SHE DOESN'T EVEN SMOKE

[–]Scanning_lazers 1 point2 points ago

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Well there you have it, straight from the horses... Wait I don't...

[–]magylo 1 point2 points ago

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This is why the internet was invented.

[–]ecamouse37 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck is this so funny to me?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It took me less than a minute to buy one of those off of amazon after seeing this.

[–]bodaciousbilly 0 points1 point ago

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I have a friend who has that cigarette dispenser, and another friend with that horse mask. We can make this happen.

[–]unohoo09 0 points1 point ago

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That was so random I just watched it replay five times over before I could even think.

[–]YouTypeA 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed, like. Ha

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

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"Gentlemen..."

[–]Th3_Hegemon 0 points1 point ago

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and I, I did not

[–]lakeandcake 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny cause he's a horse

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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Dun dun duuun!

I hope you found this comment helpful. Have a nice day.

[–]TheBaltimoron 0 points1 point ago

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What an ass hole.

[–]dreamleaking 0 points1 point ago

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[–]eScheeee 0 points1 point ago

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This horse mask never fails to make me laugh...

[–]Judy-Lee 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow, that brings back very fond memories.

My Grandpa had one of these when I was a kid, I remember having to beg my dad to borrow a cigarette so I could play with it because Grandpa didn't smoke - he'd only bought it because he thought it was funny.

[–]semper_fly 0 points1 point ago

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archie mcphee is the greatest store of all time. learn yoself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My mom had one of those. She also had a penis Chia that she won't stop telling me about.

[–]UnboundChaos 0 points1 point ago

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Hehe first saw that thing on an episode of geroge Lopez. P:

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Can I buy those?

[–]sleeepinglessons 0 points1 point ago

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We have one of these.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Would be awesome if it wasn't a repost!

[–]scottg96 6 points7 points ago

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So the fact that it's a repost removes all awesomeness from it?

Hm.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't necessarily say that.

[–]ErikErr 0 points1 point ago

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My dad has one of those too ! good times

[–]Travisimus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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At first i was like woah that's neat. and suddenly horse

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It would be awesome if it functioned as a lighter too!

[–]kflesch2011 -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't... Not even the first time I saw it on Reddit...

[–]baby_jamie -1 points0 points ago

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DONT SMOKE THAT ITS DONKEY POOP

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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People seem to be mixing up their /r/funny s with their /r/wtf s.

[–]jasonxwoods -1 points0 points ago

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Was not expecting that, i mean the cigarette came out of the donkeys ass, Mind = Blown. How is this even possible, BLACK MAGIC I SAY.

[–]xBonnyx -2 points-1 points ago

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The horse was the best bit o_0

[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

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Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]enonex -2 points-1 points ago

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I laugh really hard too when I get to downvote a repost.

[–]Travisimus[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You know, not everyone browses Reddit religiously. So when i come across something funny that i have not seen before on Reddit or otherwise i post it to share with the community. So lordy lordy i repent for reposting something. next time down vote and move on.

[–]imjoefrasier -3 points-2 points ago

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Cool toy, but when did Sarah Jessica Parker start smoking?

[–]Deadpool9742 -5 points-4 points ago

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I didn't know that Sarah Jessica Parker smoked