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[–]pipino666 23 points24 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]Kmlkmljkl 3 points4 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world choke.

FTFY

[–]chokeholder 1 point2 points ago

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good....good.

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

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Or...

Some men just want to watch the world bounce.

[–]Charles_Marlow 10 points11 points ago

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This is how we get the evolution of the human species back on track.

[–]EliteT 9 points10 points ago

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The question is, how do you test it? do you stick it in your mouth and bite or drop it on the fall?

[–]SpottedJack 2 points3 points ago

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Squeeze it.

[–]Doxep 0 points1 point ago

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Smell.

[–]slapded 4 points5 points ago

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They will both smell of plastic and gum

[–]SampMan87 -3 points-2 points ago

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I came here to say this! Have an upvote.

[–]elvisliveson 6 points7 points ago

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shit, i hope no one throws in some marbles

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the idea!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I can imagine some poor little kid that can't read attempting to buy a gumball and wondering why it's rubber flavor

[–]fairypants 4 points5 points ago

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Russian Roulette: American style.

[–]BrutalJones 3 points4 points ago

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Am I the only one who took a bite out of a bouncing ball when i was little?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nah bro. We all curious.

[–]iamanooj 0 points1 point ago

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I've done it too.

[–]TheGesundheitTheroy 2 points3 points ago

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Schrodinger's Vending Machine

[–]Autogrex 1 point2 points ago

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25 cents for a guaranteed win in a lawsuit. Not bad.

[–]chungy 1 point2 points ago

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So your gumballs can get that delicious rubber scent, and your bouncy balls can get covered in gum fragmentation.

[–]Holden-Magroine 1 point2 points ago

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American roulette.

[–]partyhard6969 1 point2 points ago

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My little brother was a victim of this travesty. We were at a local Coney Island (he was 9 at the time) and he took a couple quarters to get a bouncy ball from the machine. He gets one, bounces it, then wants another. Upon getting the second one, he exclaims "Oh cool I got one with a smiley face on it!", lifts his hand high in the air about to launch it into the ground, and as it was in motion, a friend who was with us yells out "No James that's a gum-" smashes into a million pieces on the floor. One of the funniest/saddest things I have witnessed to this day.

[–]squee777 1 point2 points ago

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The look of disappointment on your brother's face when the gum shattered must have been priceless.

[–]partyhard6969 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my, it was. Saddest/funniest thing I have witnessed haha.

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

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Those gumballs must taste terrible.

[–]wrongpasswordmyarse 0 points1 point ago

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Only way to be sure is to put it in your mouth.

[–]lolpervs 0 points1 point ago

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They are both made of rubber, that's why!

[–]sachegrande -1 points0 points ago

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Repost from yesterday. Kudos!

[–]donjuma[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, really? Sorry, I don't remember seeing it.

[–]sachegrande -1 points0 points ago

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Well I just went and downvoted someone else for claiming a repost that I hadn't seen, so feel free to do the same to me.

[–]donjuma[S] 3 points4 points ago

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No it's okay, I hate reposts, I just didn't know this was one.