this post was submitted on
677 points (59% like it)
2,215 up votes 1,538 down votes

funny

subscribe2,742,431 readers

10,164 users here now


Results of the facebook poll


Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!


NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 60 comments

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]iratusamuru 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm pretty sure it's actually sexual assault for those girls not to stop him, especially if someone told him to do that and the girls complied.

[–]Chalupa258 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is one of those faces where I can tell I hate that kid and he'll probably grow up into a shitty person I don't like.

[–]idodoap 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yeah, he has that face that you just desire to strike with a billy club.. i agree..

[–]iMakeBrazzersSpoofs 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]ImmaRoxiStar 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that's what I came here for...

[–]zenion -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i lol'd... a lot

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can't decide whether that kid is just awesome or if I should be concerned that three adults had him pose like that...

[–]limer 51 points52 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dude...the girls were probably hot, so it's ok.

[–]ilovemagnets 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nice

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

seriously. won't get this kind of opportunity again.

[–]Ali_La_Pointe 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, to be honest, he'll have opportunities like this everyday... he just has a limited time frame to avoid jail/physical retaliation....

[–]off_topic_commenter 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who says they are girls? could be 2 guys with really nice lady like asses.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just imagine if it was a little girl grabbing two men.

[–]xKJx25 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

with her tongue out?

[–]Eustis 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I share your confused sentiments.

[–]Antrikshy -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe it was just a pair of children walking down the street with a camera. They saw two girls walking as well and decided to play a prank and also shoot a picture.

[–]SaltyBabe -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've got some beach front property in Arizona I'm sure you'd be interested in.

[–]JammaPants 0 points1 point ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Will you throw the golden gate in free?

[–]iratusamuru 126 points127 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If someone had a young girl grab the bottom of ballsacks and taints of two men, there would be FBI agents on the way to your house right now. Instead, internet karma and props.

[–]Sebastipole 23 points24 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So very true.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]iratusamuru 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is it worse if they are?? What are you, homophobic‽

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]iratusamuru 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That there hand is pretty low and in the middle

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]iratusamuru 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Girls don't behave in that way

I'm a man and I would never grab women like that in public. I have met many women who will grab a guys junk just for the thrill of it. You're just making generalizations, which is the whole problem here.

[–]TikiWiki 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So uh, where can I meet these women?

[–]iratusamuru 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Places where people smoke meth

[–]ohem 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Gender swap, 2 guys go to jail as sex offenders.

[–]mhide 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No gender swap: boy gets registered as sex offender.

[–]Allurex 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's not just touching, that is some serious grabbing.

[–]Aleks55 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]DanyalZ 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WTF HE GETS MORE ASS THAN ME!!

[–]ChristianRLL 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Gross.

[–]phyll1s 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

look at that ninja grip on the right set of cheeks. his hand is just deep enough to be awkward

[–]IDlOT 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Only if those aren't men.

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's really getting his fingers all in that gooch area.

[–]hajlajf 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dat grip

[–]xcalisallpowerful 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Someone please make a new meme out of this pic.

[–]blod09 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

considering that you cant see the faces im just gonna assume that (like everyone one the internet) he is grabbing male butts.

[–]OneWarning13 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Depends on whether those are girls for certain... The internet has taught me well :)

[–]Horny_Troll -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

disgusting shit

[–]SoundSalad 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Most likely his mom. Very disturbing.

[–]trua 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No.

[–]Trixter1507 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is it just me or does this kid remind anyone else of mark wahlburg?

[–]iknowaguy -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This kid is already better then I'll ever be.

[–]toadfury -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not exactly right but close. Could use some work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho

[–]cypherreddit 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

For some reason I feel that grabbing a bit of rump flesh is no where near close to forcibly jabbing two fingers up someone's anus.

[–]Degenerate420 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This kid is going places. Will have to watch for big things in his future.

[–]davethenord -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fuck yeah

[–]Mightych -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nice....

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope. He got caught.

[–]lalicat -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

you gonna get raped ...

[–]Raikiribokken -4 points-3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Really? No Brazzers stamp yet? Reddit, you let me down...

[–]theretheremrmagpie -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

thug life