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[–]totheloop 26 points27 points ago

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Rolling On The Floe Laughing

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Goddamn, I don't even...

[–]FunkiPorcini 1 point2 points ago

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ISWYDT! ;)

[–]billy_the_kid9 19 points20 points ago

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[–]pute[S] 11 points12 points ago

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[–]string97bean 6 points7 points ago

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Stop it, you're killing me!

[–]BallisticB 3 points4 points ago

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His silent laughter is contagious!

[–]continuedbacon 3 points4 points ago

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They seal me rolling..

[–]justgwyn 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Dr. Phil?

[–]4TheGiggles 3 points4 points ago

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Gosh, I just want to squeeze it

[–]kiarru 2 points3 points ago

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There needs to be an r/seals. You know what, there needs to be more seals in reddit in general.

[–]SpineBuster -1 points0 points ago

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SpineBuster likes seals. That is gray seal.

[–]McTitts 1 point2 points ago

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TOO. FUCKING. CUTE.

[–]hexperiment 0 points1 point ago

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god, they are like living pillow. I want to sleep on it

[–]TheAndrewSpence 0 points1 point ago

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I sense a Meme coming.

[–]Jimileighb 0 points1 point ago

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This made my morning. Now, for the rest of the day, I won't be able to get this out of my head... Thanks. :)

[–]Fei_Long 0 points1 point ago

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I can't down vote this, it's just not possible for me.

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

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So, why did the fat penguin have so many girlfriends? . . . Because he was a real ice-breaker!

[–]ikaika92 0 points1 point ago

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If I could, I'd give you 2 upvotes.

[–]tlimbeck 0 points1 point ago

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According to my girlfriend this is how I look when I laugh

[–]wild_wildebeest -2 points-1 points ago

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Let’s club the shit out of that...

[–]scotchglass -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm with this guy, that seal is askin' for it.

[–]mooseman780 -4 points-3 points ago

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I want to go clubbin' with that seal!

[–]JesteroftheApocalps -4 points-3 points ago

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Upvote to bring you back to zero! Shit, the Reddit community is dead now . . .

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

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5 minutes later, polar bear + David Attenborough

[–]Greenmerchant1 0 points1 point ago

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wait... do seals not have teeth?

[–]SpineBuster 1 point2 points ago

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Its a fairly new pup, not yet.

[–]hurdur1 0 points1 point ago*

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Trust me, they do. I have been bitten.

[–]signorafosca 0 points1 point ago

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Story please?

[–]hurdur1 0 points1 point ago

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Scuba diving, baby seal playing with us, playful nips on the hand that still hurt and broke skin :(

But it was fun!

[–]i_ball_daily_G 0 points1 point ago

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Do a barrel roll?

[–]JeremyKean 0 points1 point ago

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Bracing for impact.

[–]jeannaimard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Microtom -1 points0 points ago

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WHERE'S MY CLUB!

[–]Sir_Chittlesworth 0 points1 point ago

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I'd hit that

[–]AcidBurns95 -1 points0 points ago

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So are seals the new thing?

[–]IcySeal 1 point2 points ago

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they should be

[–]VanityisFaux -2 points-1 points ago

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Easily Pleased Seal, you... uh... gained a few...

[–]Eekafreak -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote, because this actually is a beautiful foto.

[–]Ntgr8 -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like easily pleased seal lives in America now.

[–]SpermWhale -1 points0 points ago

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Such a funny artic.

[–]bhamby -1 points0 points ago

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ROSL.

[–]NekoNoodle -1 points0 points ago

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Don't let Buster get too close.

[–]SpineBuster -1 points0 points ago

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I like those things. They are seals and they're fat and proud of it.

[–]madi_cakers247 -1 points0 points ago

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This came onto iTunes the moment I clicked on the link.

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That -1 points0 points ago

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ROFY

[–]Repealer -1 points0 points ago

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ROSL

Rolling On Snow Laughing

[–]GodsFavoriteAtheist -1 points0 points ago

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HIT IT WITH A CLUB!

[–]superanth 1 point2 points ago

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Too soon.

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[–]Langly- 0 points1 point ago

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More like through the ever thinning ice.

[–]CircumcisedSpine -2 points-1 points ago

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It looks so cuddly and delicious.

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem -3 points-2 points ago

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That would make such a nice coat.

[–]heather84clear -5 points-4 points ago

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It's mouth looks like a weird vagina-butthole thing.