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[–]doyousmellit 21 points22 points ago

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Hm, a redditor at a christian book store. You posted that priest sign yourself, didn't you, troll_time?

[–]unstablxxx 6 points7 points ago

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DING, DING DING! We have a winner! Enjoy your upvote!

[–]Cats_rock 7 points8 points ago

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Oh I get it cause priests would shop at a christian store and they would also rape children! Take an upvote

[–]tomf64 -1 points0 points ago

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/s

[–]mollyollie 1 point2 points ago

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i saw this on my facebook homepage before this was submitted... therefore I know you. That is all... carry on.

[–]padominator 2 points3 points ago

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I like to believe that the priests sign is also from the book store, and that they are very proud of the fact that priests shop in their store... and that this blinding pride keeps them from seeing the stereotype they inadvertently perpetuate.

[–]lieutenent_awesome -1 points0 points ago

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It seems getting raped in the religious fiction section is becoming as common as taking money from the collection basket on Sundays. Gotta love those priests

[–]I_Give_False_Sources 2 points3 points ago

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as a roman catholic, i have to agree :(

[–]sunau -1 points0 points ago

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you don't have to say "religious fiction" fiction will do just fine.

[–]significantshrinkage 0 points1 point ago

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How dangerous is this christian book store that they need to have a sign up?

[–]EdmundXXIII 0 points1 point ago

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They're probably more concerned about crazy, out-of-control kids.

[–]Silent_D 0 points1 point ago

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But, I don't shop there! My last name is Priest....

[–]zyzzogeton -4 points-3 points ago

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I hope no one ever lets the church live that down.

Ever.

[–]COMMUNISTkat -5 points-4 points ago

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Roman Catholicism is not the same thing as Christianity.

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[–]tllnbks 6 points7 points ago

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There seems to be a large number of Christians, mainly American, that think the Catholic Church isn't Christian. I was even taught that myself as a young child (Yay Southern Baptists!). But, the truth is that the Roman Catholic Church was a direct descendant of the church that Peter built in Rome after the death of Christ. Of course, it did take it a couple hundred years to turn into what is known as the Catholic Church from what Peter started.

[–]lurkerturneduser 4 points5 points ago

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This is true. I was raised a Catholic in the northeast. The first baptists I ever met told me "Catholics aren't Christian, they're Mary worshipers." It wasn't worth explaining that venerating saints isn't the same as deifying saints.

[–]SuccessfulRepoST -1 points0 points ago

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Catholics fall under the Christianity label, but they don't adhere to the modern "Christian" term which protestants coined. An uneducated catholic may refer to themselves as christian, but that's just a lack of knowledge concerning ridiculous religious "politics". You probably wouldn't find a priest in a Chistian book store, as it would only be protestant/evangelical material.

[–]boner_boner_boner -2 points-1 points ago

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Boner Boner Boner

[–]spectraphysics -2 points-1 points ago

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I clicked on this expecting to see a Baby Jesus Buttplug. I'm somewhat disappointed. Maybe they keep those in back for the priests??

[–]jakemyers7 -2 points-1 points ago

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how i read "priest show here" http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/62/chinaman.jpg/ "pwease shop here"