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[–]goffyrider2 91 points92 points ago

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WARTORTLE

[–]bandit3288 26 points27 points ago

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hope he doesn't suffer from shell shock

[–]lherzog 1 point2 points ago

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What if it's a girl turtle? Then we hope she(')ll make a full recovery.

[–]djinxd 4 points5 points ago

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[–]DrakelShiagur 4 points5 points ago

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why the fuck, thats not funny.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I JUST WANT EVERYONE HERE TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT A LINK TO IMGUR. I SAW HIS USERNAME BUT FIGURED, "WHAT HARM IS AN IMGUR LINK?" BUT THEN, IT WASN'T TO IMGUR SO I QUICKLY CLOSED IT.

[–]andyfrank 7 points8 points ago

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MEWTWO TENTACRUEL AERODACTYL

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon 2 points3 points ago

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OMANYTE, SLOWPOKE, ARBOK, PIDGEOT, THATS ALL FOLKS!

[–]Hormander 1 point2 points ago

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Blastoise.

[–]TenaciousThumbs 9 points10 points ago

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insert random pokemon name for karma

[–]letsgetdisco 21 points22 points ago

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Ditto.

[–]Korin6 2 points3 points ago

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I horsea what you did there

[–]Irish_Wristwatch 2 points3 points ago

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[–]curtbag 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah that.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago*

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He's a tank!

[–]holocarst 7 points8 points ago

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He has tenacity, like a tank.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Gesundheit!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Now, if only he could fly.

[–]njayhuang 4 points5 points ago

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How would that even work?

[–]jazman71092 1 point2 points ago

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Easy. push him off a cliff! instant flying turtle!

[–]Korkymann 6 points7 points ago

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He's a tortoise.

[–]acendude 28 points29 points ago

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He must have gotten bad shell shock. Eh? Eh?

[–]Ocean_Comedian 55 points56 points ago

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[–]salohcin894 9 points10 points ago

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Redditor for 2 hours. Not bad.

[–]acendude 6 points7 points ago

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FUCK man. I wanted to do that but I'm on my phone haha

[–]Ocean_Comedian 42 points43 points ago

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[–]acendude 13 points14 points ago

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I'm sorry, I was upset. I didn't mean it.

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[–]Dont_Feed_Trolls_Bot 10 points11 points ago

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Username: DontEvenClick

Account Age: 4 Days

Comment Karma: -202

Verdict: Troll

Level: Amateur

Suggested Action: Listen to the Username, and don't feed the trolls.

[–]TheRedDuke 2 points3 points ago

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If only this was a real bot...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Either he got banhammered, or deleted his account, but DontEvenClick is no more... :(

[–]PAcheese 6 points7 points ago

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i...i..should have listened.

[–]Timid_Pimp 1 point2 points ago

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Bet your account will get banned within 30 minutes. Asshole

[–]TearsAsLube 1 point2 points ago

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Why?

[–]g2g4m10 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked....

[–]Dogmaster 0 points1 point ago

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What is it guys?

[–]Eraser1024 42 points43 points ago

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Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtle!

[–]easyeight 11 points12 points ago*

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Obligatory post explaining not all German soldiers were Nazis and this turtle was simply fighting for the country it was born in.

[–]carlingford 2 points3 points ago

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Obligatory post explaining to dim Americans that this has nothing to do with turtles

[–]exo762 0 points1 point ago

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Not all German soldiers were Nazis, but they commited war crimes anyway. Vide the siege of Leningrad.

[–]Osiris32 4 points5 points ago

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Obligatory post stating that not all soldiers in the Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe were war criminals.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory "ur a douchebag omg" reply

[–]easyeight 0 points1 point ago

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War crimes? You say.

[–]cavortingwebeasties 8 points9 points ago

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Nazis in a halfshell...

[–]rakin_bacon 8 points9 points ago

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Fascist Power!!

[–]epicGOPfail 3 points4 points ago

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Mein name ist Helmut!

[–]tg01millmorer 9 points10 points ago

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[–]snypr 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DaPurpleCobra 3 points4 points ago

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this needs to stop....

[–]JakeSanchard[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. But I get more karma this way.. :D

[–]Ocean_Comedian 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Ocean_Comedian 10 points11 points ago

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[–]epicGOPfail 4 points5 points ago

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that just says:

just do it

to me

[–]MrsSippy 3 points4 points ago

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[–]vth0mas 8 points9 points ago

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I had a General idea of what I was about to click on, but I did Nazi that coming.

[–]NJ_Lyons 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't that a bit redundant?

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 5 points6 points ago

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no

[–]Cuke 1 point2 points ago

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I made such annoyingly high pitched noises at how cute I found this picture. :3

[–]TheMidstOfIt 1 point2 points ago

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It's like all these battle armour posts have been leading up to this one.

[–]OnLakeOntario 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sir_Chittlesworth 1 point2 points ago

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this is the greatest thing I have seen today

[–]Hacksandlies 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for Canadian spelling

[–]snypr 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot the stereotypical eh? part.

[–]OrderAndObey 1 point2 points ago

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A fixed version of this would be a helmet on the head of the tortoise.

[–]critropolitan 1 point2 points ago

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cute! I love tortoises

[–]Notbob1234 1 point2 points ago

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Careful. That Tortoise means business!

[–]BigTortoise 0 points1 point ago

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Brother? Oh god I thought I lost you!

[–]Nimiety_One 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for spelling!

[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

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And thus it the meme folds in on itself, creating a singularity.

[–]wolfchimneyrock 0 points1 point ago

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wait until it whips its penis out

[–]Farodsbro 0 points1 point ago

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Rammus!

[–]casper75 0 points1 point ago

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I'm scared, sarge!

We're all scared, son!

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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I knew those cold blooded bastards had to be the enemy!

[–]Caleb154 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as tourettes battle armour and was like I must see this then I was confused till I reread the title.

[–]knockknockneo 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna save the mother fucking day now

[–]KainenFrost 0 points1 point ago

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This made me smile, Have an upvote

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Turtles are battle armor dude

[–]findingchemo -1 points0 points ago

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[–]UniqueError -1 points0 points ago

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The turtle is even smiling :3

[–]InformalDinner -2 points-1 points ago

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Wartortle

[–]extra_23 -3 points-2 points ago

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He must have preordered from Game Stop

[–]Antonne -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]JaymeiDian -4 points-3 points ago

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Das T-Auto

[–]DarkestBlood -3 points-2 points ago

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DAMN, So that's where my helmet went.... I've been looking for that thing for years.

[–]jmanandchanny -2 points-1 points ago

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Wartortle?

[–]Apelsinjuice -2 points-1 points ago

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Smart turtle. He's even got speed holes in the helmet.