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[–]andrewsmith1986 319 points320 points ago

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Dress everyday like you will meet the love of your life.

Another reason to have great hygiene.

[–]fancy-chips 121 points122 points ago

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On the contrary: if you spew and she leaves, it wasn’t meant to be, but if you blow chunks and she comes back, it’s meant to be!

[–]Agravein 51 points52 points ago

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party on Wayne.

[–]trollpimp 40 points41 points ago

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Party on Garth.

[–]IMonCRACK 7 points8 points ago

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Can you hold this? My arm is starting to get tired.

[–]slickerdrips 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, that's what she said!

[–]jklpuzo 4 points5 points ago

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SHWING!

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Good call

[–]Clearly_sarcastic 1 point2 points ago

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Ironically enough, I met a to-be girlfriend on my 21 run in college, and I threw up about an hour in. She stuck around, we dated, it ended. Still awesome.

[–]JimmyHavok 5 points6 points ago

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Opposite story here. I was chatting this girl up in a bar, but she wasn't responding very well, so I was about ready to move on. Then she asked me to walk her to her car (oho!), and she blew chunks right when we got to it (oh no!).

I figured she was really drunk and wasn't going to let her drive, but I didn't know where she lived, so I took her home (lived with my parents at the time), put her up on the couch and slept on the floor by it. It turned out she wasn't even drunk, she'd had something nasty for dinner and it decided to come up.

Two months later we were a couple...lasted almost exactly two years. Not bad for white-knighting, eh?

[–]tentacular 4 points5 points ago

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Why is that ironic?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Because it's like rain on his wedding day

[–]Ay3rz 0 points1 point ago

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This is true. That's how I met my significant other.

[–]ForgettableUsername 14 points15 points ago

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On the other hand, if you're willing to give up on the possibility of future romance, you can save a ton of time by limiting your hygene and clothing to the bare essentials.

[–]americnleprchaun 13 points14 points ago

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heard this advice a few months back, truly brilliant

[–]nothin_but_quotes 13 points14 points ago

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Dress everyday like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.

[–]Bethurz 5 points6 points ago

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I have, in the past, put plain underwear on and then thought, if I get in some kind of accident, paramedics or whatever would see it and think I always wear boring underwear.
So now I just aim to wear nice underwear all the time.

[–]linlorienelen 5 points6 points ago

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"Hey Dan, help me move this guy."
"Jesus.... This job really makes you question your own- wait a minute... this guy's wearing tidy whities!"
"He is? Man, what a fucking loser."

[–]jettrscga 23 points24 points ago

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Dress everyday like you will see your ex!

The goal is to win the breakup.

[–]notgeorgeclooney 10 points11 points ago

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That's not the goal, the goal is to stop caring.

[–]larvfinger 2 points3 points ago

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That hits too close to home to be honest.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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suit up!

[–]ricodued 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot think of a situation in which wearing a suit would be incorrect.

[–]AlJoelson 1 point2 points ago

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Dress every day like you're expecting to be rebuked by every girl you meet.

Another reason to wear sweat pants.

[–]junkeee999 0 points1 point ago

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I think you have your cause and effect mixed up.

[–]nvleafs 1 point2 points ago

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Live every day like you're Glen Coco.

[–]PR3VI3W 2 points3 points ago

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Been proven that maybe one of the main reasons most men make themselves have good hygiene.

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 4 points5 points ago

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what other reason would there be?

[–]SoManyNinjas[!] 33 points34 points ago

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After a while things start to itch

[–]krej 9 points10 points ago

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I can confirm this. I woke up this morning and things started itching so I debating taking a shower.

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

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And the results of your meditation?

[–]krej 15 points16 points ago

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I decided not to and the itching went away. Another day without a shower.

[–]bronyraur 17 points18 points ago

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Excellent work

[–]ForgettableUsername 4 points5 points ago

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Well, it's the thought that counts.

[–]Cole42N 9 points10 points ago

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Some men like to feel clean, believe it or not.

[–]Kinch_ 22 points23 points ago

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And some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]Hydris 2 points3 points ago

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Yea, but most people clear that up with a special cream

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]nothin_but_quotes 2 points3 points ago

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Health. At least for teeth.

[–]judgemebymyusername -5 points-4 points ago

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If the love of your life doesn't even give you a chance because of what you're wearing, then he/she is not the love of your life.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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That's a silly argument. You aren't your clothes. Your clothes may say a lot about you, but if you wear a shitty shirt a girl has every right to not give you a second glance. She isn't interested in you because of what you choosing that shirt says about you, not because of you or the shirt alone. And choosing that shirt says, 'I don't want to look good', which probably says a lot about you and your self esteem.

[–]wkb 2 points3 points ago

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No you're the silly willy.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's the clothes that make the man. naked people have very little influence on society.

[–]BlackZeppelin 6 points7 points ago

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I feel like youre saying that if you "don't want to look good" means you have low self esteem. Id argue that it means you have higher self-esteem because you just don't give a fuck.

[–]notgeorgeclooney 11 points12 points ago

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Generally people in high self esteem take care of their hygiene and try to look good but they don't do it for others, they do it for themselves. People in low self esteem dress shittily/have poor hygiene and then rationalize because they 'don't care what others think' but really they do it because if they don't play, then they can't lose.

[–]BlackZeppelin 1 point2 points ago*

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Now what about those of us that really just don't care. I shower so I don't smell and brush my teeth but when it comes to cologne and high quality clothes I just don't care. It's not what I like. I like my plain 30 dollar jeans I bought a while ago and a plain t shirt.

Ninja edit: I use deodorant but it doesn't smell like anything.

And counter argument one could make is those people buy their high quality perfumes and make up and such because theyre uncomfortable with who they are and feel the higher quality their clothes the better they feel. And now they can cast judgement on those who just wear plain stuff and dgaf on smells on all the stuff that's considered better hygiene than most people.

[–]notgeorgeclooney -1 points0 points ago

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I find this this whole rationalizing and explaining why you do what you do to also be a symptom of low self esteem though. People who have high self esteem just do it because it takes 20 minutes out of your day to freshen up and to look good. And once again they do it for themselves, they don't even consider other people when making this decision. People with low self esteem don't do it and explain that they do it because they don't give a fuck what others think, but still they are acting out in reaction to what they think others might think, THAT'S what is weak.

[–]BlackZeppelin 4 points5 points ago

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I see your points but would you agree it just varies on person to person? Sure there are some people in the "whatever dressed" category that don't give a fuck/actually like dressing plainly and feel more comfortable that way, and there are some that do it because they have low self-esteem. Juxtaposed to that there are people who buy all the nicest stuff because they do it for them but there are people that do the same thing with low self-esteem.

[–]waylander632 0 points1 point ago

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Like the people who don't own tvs. They make sure everyone knows, they don't own a tv.

I don't own a tv btw. Though I watch tv everyday for hours at my buddies. But I don't tell people that part.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"what about those of us that really just don't care."

what does that mean? Are you not caring now? What about when you wrote our your paragraphs? Do you just not care enough to add something beyond a shower and shave? Do you get up and try and look good every morning but end up not caring about it halfway through? Do your jeans know that they only cost 30 dollars? Do I care?

How is anything in this thread supposed to be treated? Am I looking at psychological facts or just people talking in very general terms about how they think they feel about something?

[–]thehollowman84 3 points4 points ago

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You aren't your clothes....but if you wear a shitty shirt a girl has every right to not give you a second glance

If a girl can judge you based on your clothes, how are you not your clothes? And why can't we judge a girl based on her judging you on your clothes? Maybe I'd prefer someone who was comfortable with who I am? And who decides the standard of what a shitty shirt is. Maybe I want to wear my Magic the Gathering shirt, because I want girls who like it too.

Point is, you don't have to "dress nice" to get girls. You don't have to get a douchebag haircut and a dress shirt so you can pop your collar.

Yeah, shower, shave, get a haircut if you want. But you don't gotta feel pressured into dressing what society calls "nice" anymore than women should feel pressured to show cleavage or wear tight jeans.

And if you do want to dress conforming to what society says is "nice", then don't bitch because your girlfriend doesn't like video games, and makes you hide the fact you play D&D, or if she wants to watch Reality TV shows.

[–]ChampionofElevenses 1 point2 points ago

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Choosing a Hawaiian shirt doesn't always have to say, "I don't want to look good." There are vastly different ways to wear one.

[–]resolventdaisy 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if sarcasm or serious. Damn you Poe's Law!

[–]NJ_Lyons 0 points1 point ago

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That's not fair using George Clooney. When does he not look good?

[–]ixampl 1 point2 points ago

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In that picture. I mean, it's George Clooney but he still looks way worse than he usually does due to that Hawaiian shirt.

[–]ForgettableUsername 7 points8 points ago

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Neither of you know that she is the love of your life when you meet. The clothes are to get you the introduction.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to work any place that required me to wear a tie, but I always wear a tie to job interviews.

[–]resolventdaisy 3 points4 points ago

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Sorry, but everyone judges based on appearance. That's just the way the world looks. People to like to be friends with attractive people, that's just the way things are.

[–]judgemebymyusername 0 points1 point ago

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Being attractive isn't exactly the same as what clothes you happen to be wearing on a certain day, but I agree.

[–]resolventdaisy 1 point2 points ago

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Clothing does affect how attractive you appear to people, whether you'd like to think so or not. (Keep in mind, this is only to a certain extent. No amount of amazing clothing will make a obese 400 lbs guy look very appealing.)

[–]resolventdaisy 0 points1 point ago

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Clothing does affect how attractive you appear to people, whether you'd like to think so or not. (Keep in mind, this is only to a certain extent. No amount of amazing clothing will make a obese 400 lbs guy look very appealing.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this seems like a bit of a contrived statement. The phrase that's up top right now doesn't really comment on what people do after they meet and talk to each other. It's trying to say that you should put an effort into your appearance if only to show that you are confident enough to put in effort at all.

[–]judgemebymyusername 0 points1 point ago

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Contrived describes nearly every statement on reddit.

[–]That_Damn_Sasquatch 15 points16 points ago

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For some reason this is my absolute favorite line from the movie.

[–]aphotosyntheticworld 6 points7 points ago

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"I'll just let go right?!" "No! If you fall straight down youll probably hit a rock and kill yourself!" "TOTALLY!"

[–]DarqWolff 4 points5 points ago

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What movie?

[–]JasonWin 2 points3 points ago

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Forgetting Sarah Marshell

[–]Sanzman12 1 point2 points ago

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So many great lines, so little time...

[–]caprisunvillain 122 points123 points ago

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Then don't wear that fucking shirt

[–]Sanzman12 5 points6 points ago

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It's a little late for that now isn't it?

[–]shillbert 3 points4 points ago

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Nah, just tear it off. Go hulk all up in this bitch.

[–]kresblain 14 points15 points ago

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Hey, that's a nice shirt!

[–]baeric 0 points1 point ago

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happy cakeday :)

[–]P2Pdancer 0 points1 point ago

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Or the lei :-). Not gonna start a pun thread. Those shirt can get outta hand. (Wow I suck at this,my apologies to Reddit!)

[–]Bob__Sacamano 68 points69 points ago

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A reason to constantly SUIT UP!

[–]Squeaky_Lobster 23 points24 points ago

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Me and my housemate are planning to suit up for a night out next week. If any girl asks why, we'll just say we came home from a wedding....Or THAT WE JUST WANTED TO SUIT UP, depending on the amount of alcohol consumed.

[–]nixonrichard 10 points11 points ago

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"I wear these pants so there's a nice backdrop when I look down at the back of your head."

[–]iamdestroyerofworlds 3 points4 points ago

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I sometimes suit up just for the hell of it. When people ask why? "I do it because I can, that's why."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"yeah me and this guy I live with just wanted to wear suits to dinner together because we think that no one wears enough attractive suits."

[–]DarqWolff 2 points3 points ago

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I'm planning to suit up for everything I do always, except right now I have a broken toe and have to wear this boot, which I think would permanently damage the suit's intrinsic swag/class if I wore a suit with it so instead I just wear a hoodie. Normally, I wear a suit everywhere, and while my school doesn't allow hats (WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK), I wear a fedora everywhere else. People ask why, and I tell them all the same thing - "How dare you speak to me?"

No, but seriously, I feel no need to lie about why I'm wearing a suit. Or why there's a pony on the lapel pin. If you can't handle my swag, stay out of the kitchen. No wedding for me, I'm just a pimp.

[–]i2ealistix 4 points5 points ago

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When I suit up and someone asks why, I respond with "the question is...why aren't YOU suited up?" ಠ_ಠ

[–]anachronic -3 points-2 points ago

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Wearing a suit is still a novelty to you guys? How cute...

[–]ohem 9 points10 points ago

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I feel like every time I see the attractive girl at my local grocery store I'm at my most uncleanly, and then the days I look good she's not working. Murphy's fuckin Law.

[–]PBandJag 61 points62 points ago

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My face when one adds me on facebook http://i.imgur.com/T9Fff.gif

[–]loveisfornerds 9 points10 points ago

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For the slightly creepier: http://i.imgur.com/Xz4ma.gif

[–]efischerSC2 8 points9 points ago

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Upvotes for Mr. Nine.

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 16 points17 points ago

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My reaction when I see your gif.

[–]FilingSC 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Lone_Sword 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Narkolepse 49 points50 points ago

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Every time I see a hot girl - Fixed

"I wish she wasn't wearing a fucking shirt."

[–]were_not_was 21 points22 points ago

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"I wish she weren't wearing a fucking shirt."

[–]Freewheelin_ 6 points7 points ago

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Oh snap! A subjunctive novelty account.

[–]claudesoph 1 point2 points ago

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muthafuckin' yeuh

[–]trampus1 8 points9 points ago

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"I wish she wasn't fucking a shirt".

[–]i2ealistix 1 point2 points ago

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"I want to fuck her in her fucking-shirt."

[–]kevdon 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, actually made me stop and think for a minute.

[–]soulcakeduck 2 points3 points ago

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For those who still don't know the difference:

I wish she wasn't wearing a shirt [at some point in the past].

I wish she weren't wearing a shirt [right now].

[–]rasmus9311 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the difference that, you use "was" when there is only one person like she or I. And you use "were" when there are more than one person for example you. Or am I completely wrong? or just don't understand a joke.

[–]expwnent 0 points1 point ago

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I wish she hadn't been wearing a shirt [back then].

[–]mando777 0 points1 point ago

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Stop. Hammer time.

[–]fuckyourself 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for not making a new submission to say this.

[–]swordfishtrombonist 1 point2 points ago

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Well it's better if she's wearing her fucking shirt instead of her regular one.

[–]davie18 7 points8 points ago

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For me it's just: 'I wish I didn't have a face like this.'

[–]BenicioDelTaco 13 points14 points ago

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[–]cessna182er 3 points4 points ago

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I would think a fucking shirt would be the best sort of shirt to wear in that situation.

[–]TheUnrealEngine 6 points7 points ago

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Somewhat related story,

I was watching this movie in a lecture and when it got to the scene(s) where he has sex with other women to get over Sarah Marshall, I hear a whisper behind me, "I think that guy is watching porn."

Awkwardly explained it was movie, then went back to watching the sex scenes.

[–]NickVenture 3 points4 points ago

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You were watching a movie in a lecture? Why? Why not just stay at home and watch it there instead of being that guy?

[–]TheUnrealEngine 1 point2 points ago

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I was a freshman in a class I wasn't interested in, in a major that I had fooled myself into thinking I wanted to do. Going to class made me feel like I was accomplishing something.

As much as I hate to admit it, I was one of those guys, though thankfully no more.

[–]tinyroom 10 points11 points ago

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Everytime I see a hot girl...

... It's on the computer screen.

[–]mando777 1 point2 points ago

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And its difficult to see her with all the jizz on the screen.

[–]untrustableskeptic 4 points5 points ago

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My shirt says stud muffin. I think i am in the clear.

[–]FloppyCamelSphincter 3 points4 points ago

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Try unbuttoning the top button.

[–]Bethurz 1 point2 points ago

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Button it back up.

[–]FloppyCamelSphincter 0 points1 point ago

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Is she walking over here?

[–]MilkyChocoxD 3 points4 points ago

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Everytime I see a hot guy- I wish I did my hair this morning.

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see 
a hot guy- I wish I did 
my hair this morning.

[–]MilkyChocoxD 2 points3 points ago

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Didn't get it until I read the username.

[–]zacsquatch 14 points15 points ago

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every time i see a hot girl [fixed] [fixed] http://i.imgur.com/gZ9fv.gif

[–]zaper002 0 points1 point ago

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Does BRAIN have a boner in this .gif?

[–]barnesandnobles 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, just what appears to be a generous undercarriage

[–]zaper002 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't call someone who punches you in the face generous.

[–]pineappleassortment 1 point2 points ago

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I went back to check for his boner. Why the hell would I want to know that?

[–]zaper002 1 point2 points ago

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[–]drmoo66 0 points1 point ago

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Penis just cockblocked himself.

[–]FinKM 17 points18 points ago

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[–]U731lvr 0 points1 point ago

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If I learned anything from the fashion blogs they link, it's that I need to immediately get an oversized beanie and have it hanging partly on/off my head.

[–]hipsterdefender 5 points6 points ago

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I can't speak for those blogs, but although /malefashionadvice does have a bit of a "uniform" it recommends, I have never seen beanies as part of it.

[–]bl4kd3th 6 points7 points ago

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pretty much this, all throughout high school

[–]BARACKA_FLACKA 0 points1 point ago

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pretty much this, with some friendzone sprinkled on to it.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Every time I go grocery shopping high as shit and wearing sweats I see hot guys. I should know better by now..

[–]Bryguy100 12 points13 points ago

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Men really don't give a fuck

[–]alive41stime 48 points49 points ago

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I really don't understand why so many girls think sweatpants (or any clothes for that matter) would stop a man from noticing them.

I find that regardless of what a girl is wearing I can make out how I think she looks underneath and if the clothes make it harder to figure out then I just give them the benefit of the doubt with my imagination.

I know that sounds kind of creepy but the reality is that I find sexiness in pretty much anything a girl decides to wear or not wear.

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You are right, some guys still talk to me when I look like a bum, actually. But when I put on a little makeup and put my hair down and wear a cute blouse they are swarming. I always assume very handsome men have high standards so being a bum around then makes me nervous, I guess

[–]BlackZeppelin 11 points12 points ago

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I personally like it when a girl walks around like a "bum". Mainly because it's more real and there's a hint of I don't give a fuck, which to me is attractive in a special way.

[–]stormstar1 17 points18 points ago

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Handsome single men do not have high standards.

[–]jettrscga 18 points19 points ago

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I can confirm this. Single here and my mom tells me I'm very handsome.

Contrary to popular belief, I have very low standards.

[–]x755x 13 points14 points ago

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Same here, my mom talks about how handsome you are all the time.

[–]MaximilianKohler 8 points9 points ago

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uhh... sweat pants are hot as fuck...

[–]Sanzman12 1 point2 points ago

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Yea but you only have to pick up a few things, and then you'd have to get changed, and then you'd have to shower. That's just too much work.

[–]DarqWolff 1 point2 points ago

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The other guy already said that this shouldn't matter because guys can tell how you look under the clothes, but this isn't true, there are clothes that can make you less attractive. I am making this comment to tell you that sweat pants are definitely not one of them. I've never once met a guy who found sweats to be unattractive on a girl at all.

EDIT - I stand corrected by one of your other replies, but come on, do you really want a guy named Nick?

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No sir

[–]NickVenture 1 point2 points ago

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I see way too many girls wearing sweatpants and I figure they wear them so men won't hit on them. I know I'm not interested in someone who finds it acceptable to wear sweatpants in public.

To quote the great Karl Lagerfeld:

Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.

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[–]shujin 2 points3 points ago

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May I point you over to r/malefashionadvice?

[–]waylander632 0 points1 point ago

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The guys there know how to dress in order to impress other guys that know how to dress.

Most women don't respond to most of these outfits. Once you get past the really basic stuff, I think MFA starts to steer men the wrong way. Brooks brothers and Allen Edmonds are expensive and not gonna get a girls attention. The Desert boots and slim jeans with tucked in oxford are now so ubiquitous among the guys working at the mall or hanging around Starbucks I would be ashamed to be seen in it.

I have not been in a while, maybe it has gotten some new material, but when I do go I usually hate it.

[–]shujin 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know this from experience or speculation?

I disagree that girls can't tell cheaper clothing from more expensive clothing. Show them CPs versus basic Adidas and they will all tell you which is better. It is simple as that.

[–]waylander632 0 points1 point ago

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Dressing cheaply was not my point at all. I think the styles promoted on mfa are not the styles that get girls excited. This is from experience, yes. If you take a girl to the mall to help you pick our clothes, she will probably pick out some ugly shit. This is partly cause women have bad taste in mens clothing, but also partly cause they just like different stuff. A truly fashionable male is not what they want, what they want is someone who looks good, wears clothes that fit, and does not spend too much time agonizing over matching accesories.

Guys on mfa all seem to be circlejerking over posts like "hey check out my vintage 69 timex", "look at these (ugly) AE I got at the thrift store", walking around with exotically cut suits with their purple socks exposed, etc. Most girls I know will be turned off by a guy who dresses like that, and that seems to be the behavior endorsed on mfa.

If you know of a r/lookstogetyoulaid subreddit please let me know, cause that would be awesome. I know you are at least partially into fashion for the sake of women, so I imagine you would have some insight into what looks work. Do you talk to girls about male fashion often? Any good feedback (other than compliments on your clothes- if a girl likes you she will find something to compliment you on, and will probably pick clothes if you obviously put in effort).

[–]shujin 1 point2 points ago

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I think that your general theme here is sexist. Women have diverse tastes. Some women prefer suits and ties. Some women are more interested in a professional-looking well dressed man than a casually-styled well dressed boy.

I know you are at least partially into fashion for the sake of women

Wow, way to be presumptuous. Are you so clearly offensive on purpose? Can a man not dress a certain way simply because he has standards? Perhaps he is happily married and his wife doesn't care either way. Perhaps he wants to appear professional. Perhaps he was simply raised to dress well. Perhaps it's just a hobby that is fun to research. There are many reasons outside of women to dress well, and to act as if the reason I'm interested in style is outrageous.

Do you talk to girls about male fashion often?

Outside of my sister, who is in design, not more often than they bring it up with me. I don't usually dwell on the topic.

I don't advise a certain dress in order to "get laid". If someone is asking for such advice, I just advice that they dress well in whatever style they prefer. I prefer to dress in a way that is consistent with who I am. My style is simply an extension of me, and if a woman happens to be attracted to me, then so be it.

[–]waylander632 1 point2 points ago

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I didnt mean to be offensive. I know you have posted on seddit and unless I am way off you've made some comments about getting in to fashion going along with your seduction goals.

R/clothestogetyoulaid was a joke, I meant more along the lines of looks that general women find appealing. Obviously there are different sorts of women, with different tastes. But to generalize a bit, the average girl you run across is not gonna care if your watch has mechanical movement or that your shoes were worn by british soldiers a hundred years ago. They like what they think looks good. Maybe it is sexist to say girls will pick out shit for you to wear, but do you seriously rely on women to pick out looks for you? I have been shopping with a lot of women, of all different sorts, and they will invariably all pick out some ugly vertically striped shirt or some other unwearable piece.

If you don't talk to women about fashion, how do you know what they like? Why are you criticizing me for talking to women about fashion, and generalizing based on their opinions? Also, you haven't offered anything helpful, you've only taken offense at my attempts to discuss with me my criticisms of MFAs style preferences. I dont have anything against you having fashion as a hobby, I think it is great and men's fashion is fascinating.

My argument boils down to: MFA, beyond basic stlye suggestions like hygiene and avoiding baggy clothes, does not encourage looks that women generally prefer (this thread is abt a guy seeing a girl and regretting his choice of shirt). It encourages, for the most part, the kind of looks I categorize under A) trying to hard or B) effeminate starbucks barrista (who tries to hard). This is fine if you want to fit in with that subculture (it's fine to dress goth if you want to be goth, for example), but MFA does a disservice to naive guys just trying to get basic tips, who leave believing they have to subscribe to the MFA uniform to be presentable.

This has been an unrewarding exchange for me, because you haven't responded with anything insightful and seem to just want to pick a fight with me for not agreeing with the popular opinion of your pet sub. You haven't even tried to change my opinion of your pet sub. Once again, no offense meant, but I'm asking for some rational discourse.

[–]shujin 1 point2 points ago

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I was into seddit for something like a week. It was a fun little excursion and nothing more. It's inconsistent with my general lifestyle. I would categorize it as a fun experiment. Honestly I'm surprised how much random redditors associate me with seddit for what was such a brief stint.

I doubt I ever said that I was into style for women, because that's never really been my deal. It's possible and likely that I've talked about style in the context of getting women, but that is something completely different than my own personal motives.

the average girl you run across is not gonna care if your watch has mechanical movement or that your shoes

Right exactly. Some guys dress outside of the context of getting women. Other guys aren't at all interested in your "average woman".

I have been shopping with a lot of women, of all different sorts, and they will invariably all pick out some ugly...

I think men's style largely belongs in the realm of men. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the role that Ann D, Jil Sander, and many other influential women play in menswear. However, I think it is an area where men should excel (rather than allowing women to monopolize style). This may sound almost tautological, but I'm simply rebelling against the common idea that style and fashion is purely feminine vogue.

If you don't talk to women about fashion, how do you know what they like?

This is something of an interesting question. As I already mentioned, I do speak about fashion with my sister, who knows a good share about fashion (wrote and edited for multiple popular fashion magazines, has supervised many photoshoots, went to school for fashion, etc) so that offers me some sense of what women are interested in. Some of my general knowledge is picked up just by paying attention in normal society and seeing how people respond to things. It's also partially about general aesthetic - certainly subjective, but my personal taste indicates that some looks are superior to others. As something that's subjective, tastes vary widely anyway. Someone wearing Goth Ninja may very well not be looking to capture the attention of the average girl.

Why are you criticizing me for talking to women about fashion, and generalizing based on their opinions?

I'm criticizing the fact that you are making assumptions about me and oversimplifying a very complex set of people. Not every guy is going after the mean or the lowest common denominator. It's not about numbers. Oppositely, not all women are the same. This is some very important stuff.

does not encourage looks that women generally prefer

Although I don't think women are always the end goal, I still disagree with this. I think MFA advises mostly on the ground of fit and quality, both of which women can appreciate. They advise within the context of the individual asking for advice. We do not advise plimsolls to someone going on an interview, or desert boots to a guy working in the office - that's simply common sense. It's pointless to be upset at smart-clothing advice when people are asking for that type of advice. Alternatively, if someone was asking about Yankee Fitteds, Varsity jackets or sick Nikes, I would have absolutely no problem offering that advice.

It encourages, for the most part, the kind of looks I categorize under A) trying to hard or B) effeminate starbucks barrista (who tries to hard).

I disagree, and I think this comment has zero grounds in reality. See previous comment.

MFA does a disservice to naive guys just trying to get basic tips, who leave believing they have to subscribe to the MFA uniform to be presentable.

MFA offers advice tailored to the advice that people want. Yadda yadda. If someone is going to dress based on the advice that we're giving an intern, that's their own fault.

This has been an unrewarding exchange for me

Rest easy knowing that the feeling is mutual.

[–]waylander632 1 point2 points ago

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Have an upvote, and thanks for the well reasoned reply.

I know that guys try to dress well outside of meeting women, and there is nothing wrong with that. Realize though, that this is in the context of a thread about a guy who is worried about the shirt he picked when he sees a girl walk by.

[–]shujin 1 point2 points ago

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Granted, I probably should have couched your responses within the context of the thread at hand. Upvote.

[–]verynayce 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck this gay shirt.

[–]Koshatnik 1 point2 points ago

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so true, last weekend my buddies didn't tell me we were going to be going to this fundraiser thing and I was wearing an older shitty flannel shirt, and as soon as we got there I just looked down thought to myself, damn it why did I even bother coming out.

[–]That_Lux 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Eric52902 4 points5 points ago

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He has the advantage of being Bruce Campbell.

[–]MisguidedWizard 1 point2 points ago

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With the right attitute, any shirt can be your fucking shirt.

[–]Nation_of_Chrislam 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't take much to make it to the front page today.

[–]IAmTheGordonFreeman 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god she's looking at me . Try to seem uninterested. FUCK can't stop staring at her boobs.

[–]Spence44 1 point2 points ago

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Or I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking face.

[–]redmongoose 1 point2 points ago

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I've got a +1 Cursed Laundry Day Sweatshirt of Running Into Old Friends. =(

[–]PeopleAreStaring 0 points1 point ago

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Usually I think it the other way around...

[–]ienjoyfood 0 points1 point ago

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SUIT UP

[–]electricsashimi 0 points1 point ago

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You have a shirt for fucking?

[–]gleefulmidget 1 point2 points ago

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You can tell which one it is by the amount of crustiness.

[–]slimcharles2 0 points1 point ago

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And you act like you have other shirts

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When I see a hot girl I am happy that I am wearing my fucking shirt.

[–]im_no_expert_but 0 points1 point ago

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R/malefashionadvice

[–]were_not_was 0 points1 point ago

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My good sir, I do believe you meant to say "I wish I weren't wearing this fucking shirt"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am a little worse, because I think "She's not paying attention now, but if she'd caught me on a good day? Hook, line, and sinker."

That's the only thing I do that's like that in my whole personality. Go figure.

[–]llama3ater 0 points1 point ago

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I think your shirt is the least of your worries...

[–]linked_list 0 points1 point ago

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This is a really cool idea! Only thing is, it might clear up a lot of questions if you labeled the units. (not on the paper, but after on paint or something)

[–]Excited_Squirrel 0 points1 point ago

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Now That's Nuts.

[–]starbuckt 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you need to update your wardrobe.

[–]5minuterice 0 points1 point ago

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This is the film of our time.

[–]Internaut_Joe 0 points1 point ago

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The obvious solution is to just never wear shirts.

[–]The_other_Aphex_twin 0 points1 point ago

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Hawaiian shirts are the shit, I rock those on the regular.

[–]DaBombbbb 0 points1 point ago

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It's usually not the t-shirt, its almost allways that i wish my hair was set or that i had a deodorant, to get a little bit better smelling. :)

[–]HeisenbergWhitman 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I wasn't this fucking human being.

[–]kskaudonsu 0 points1 point ago

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stop wearing that fucking shirt then.

[–]MDOWN 0 points1 point ago

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Well played sir, well played.

[–]JohnnyHopkins22 0 points1 point ago

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maybe just unbutton it a little. no, no that made it worse

[–]terrymr 0 points1 point ago

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I pretty much wear hawaiian shirts anytime I'm not at work.

[–]Janneman-a 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome! That's my fuck shirt too!

[–]sluz 0 points1 point ago

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Move to Hawaii where you'll blend in and hook up with a hot Asian chick.

[–]xxlozzaxx 0 points1 point ago

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I wear my Hawaiian shirt all the time, pisses my girlfriend off aha.

[–]jamiewhat 0 points1 point ago

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Why? Dudes in hawaiian shirts are rad

[–]violetxrain 0 points1 point ago

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As a heterosexual female, I think this exact same thing whenever I see a hot girl.

[–]agent3613 0 points1 point ago

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easy fix. dont wear lame shirts...ever!

[–]mattivxx 0 points1 point ago

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Firstworldproblems

[–]doppleherz 0 points1 point ago

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Repost! Same exact title also.

[–]theloz 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see a hot girl:

"I wish I was wearing that fucking shirt from Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

[–]Dr_Optipositive 0 points1 point ago

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What she actually thinks about your shirt

[–]Lanko 0 points1 point ago

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Simple solution. Burn the shirt.

[–]The_Music 0 points1 point ago

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Wake up, don't shower.

Must go get shaving cream from Walgreens.

Wear old gym shorts and oversized T shirt (I'm a small.)

Cutest cashier on Earth.

That picture. Dammit.

[–]MelisSassenach 0 points1 point ago

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You think that EVERYTIME? Dude you need to do some fucking shopping.

[–]HoosierRed 0 points1 point ago

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so you only have shirts that you're embarrassed in? burn them and make some wonderful threadless purchases. girls love witty shirts.

[–]brygphilomena 0 points1 point ago

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One of the reasons every time I leave the house I try to do my hair and get ready. Even as a guy, I find hygiene and decent fashion important.

[–]Never_gets_any_joke 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

[–]spdorris 0 points1 point ago

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I felt like this years ago, then I started dressing like the manikins at the GAP. I get complimented on how I dress, and usually the girl asked me out. Fasion: it works!