I wish my face looked like this so I could pull the bed covers over my eyes but still be able to breathe

Extermatott · 7 months

If I could do that it would turn my whole life upside down face...

FFEMT39 · 7 months

What if this is the next step in evolution for that very reason.

naked_ditchdigger · 7 months

Cut a breathing hole in the covers?

Use a snorkel?

evilgm · 7 months

Seems like a lot of drawbacks for only a single advantage...

markomi90 · 7 months

You need an extra blanket. Although I have an extra pillow to place it over my eyes in these occasions.

NinjaSandwich · 7 months

How do feel about eye masks?

Major_Dick · 7 months

But shit could crawl into your mouth in that case D:

Barksley · 7 months

I use my arm to cover my eyes, the elbow armpit (no idea what it's called) fits snugly over my nose

zurrgo · 7 months

I lay on my side, so I can have an edge of the blanket sort of close to where I'm facing. I cover my head, and ball enough of the blanket in my fist so it pulls back just enough to give me a little breathy hole. Then my face is covered, and I have this extra little comfy squishy thing that rests against my chest/neck that is my fist blanket.

I don't know if my explanation makes sense but it works miracles.

r6bandit · 7 months

I have perfected the covered-face-while-still-able-to-breathe method of sleeping. basically i wrap the sheet i'm sleeping with around my face, but such that my mouth and nose are still exposed. I then keep this "hood" tight by keeping the sheets tucked under my body. Not only does it keep your head warm while still letting you breathe, but it also helps block out light and sound as well.

Nomilee · 7 months

That is exactly my problem. I need to breathe cool air but I NEED to keep my head covered for to not get eaten alive by monsters and spiders and suchlike.

Uncle_Bill · 7 months

Use an extra pillow over the top half of face

combnation · 7 months

Monsters would be able to initiate fellatio without warning

Apollo64 · 7 months

I thought I was the only one who slept with my face covered.

sirrealismo · 7 months

I have an excessively long blanket with an opening on one end. I crawl inside, pull the bottom side around and over the top of my head, and voila! Only my mouth is exposed; the rest of me is a cozy blanket cocoon. I recommend!

thebury78 · 7 months

This is why you make a small air hole in the blanket. Take the edge of the blanket, gather enough fabric to hold a small hole open, and enjoy a snuggled up sleep.

Primeribsteak · 7 months

have you ever considered a warm hat?

thebury78 · 7 months

http://imgur.com/a0ZDQ voila! Instant breathable snuggles

ObnoxiousViking · 7 months

what you need is the snazzy napper!

Ralph_S_Mouse · 7 months

Get a small 3' x 2' blanket, fold it in thirds, longways and wrap it around your the upper part of your head. No light, muffled noise and you can get that 'cool side of the pillow' feeling around your entire head.

signspam · 7 months

When I was in jail they turned the lights on at 5 AM...some guards were cool and would leave them off until later, but you know how some cops are. Anyways, we had one sheet and one blanket, and everyone would use the corner of their sheet and tie it around the eyes, like someone about to be executed. Walking around in the early morning looked like a bunch of dead bodies lying around like we just had a mass assassination.

welovekah · 7 months

Funny. I expected this post to be in /r/Trees.

anrope · 7 months

Maybe later you can go up on me!

[deleted] · 7 months

An eye mask would be a lot cheaper. And it doubles for sexy fun time!

[deleted] · 7 months

you sir are a genius

justguessmyusername · 7 months

I thought I was the only one!

bossbossboss · 7 months

Oh my gosh you are a genius.

roachman253 · 7 months

Be careful what you wish for punk.

leducrd · 7 months

You will drown in rain

SemiSeriousSam · 7 months

Could he be the next step in human evolution?

brolapse · 7 months

Why do all the comments say to get an extra blanket? Just use a clean shirt and roll it up so it goes across your eyes. Means you can rest your head on either side and the shirt wont fall off. I dealt with having shitty curtains for too long *edit - in fact don't need to roll it up just scrunch it up

Numb3r_6 · 7 months

relevant:

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2917532240095242359HggYgx

salbris · 7 months

I like to think that somewhere out there, there is an alien species that looks like this and they are discussing the implications of being like us.

And of them brings up the fact that they then would not be able to pull the bed covers over their eyes and still be able to breath.

rudest · 7 months

You could sleep with a CPAP machine.

flizz · 7 months

There is a solution: knitted blankets. I kid you not. Warm and breathable.

[deleted] · 7 months

After seeing "The Dentist," I worried more about covering my mouth.

insnoad · 7 months

With a really big nose he might be the dream of women

Hawkie90 · 7 months

But then spiders in your mouth...

margoslaby · 7 months

All we need is a Snuggie with a hood....

RobinBennett · 7 months

Get a nightcap, and pull it down to your nose after you turn the lights out.

Our heating broke recently and my nightcap instantly went from a novelty christmas present to an essential piece of clothing (speaking as a guy with a limited about of hair left). When it was really cold, only my nostrils were left exposed.

OrlandoDoom · 7 months

Unless you have the tiniest blanket ever, you can totally pull this off.

thebigschnoz · 7 months

I just sleep with a pillow on my face.

halogrand · 7 months

I have spent the better part of my sleeping life how to figure this out...

schnp · 7 months

I end up stretching my sheets up my cheek and pulling it across my eyes. I look ridiculous.

dashoffset · 7 months

If only sleep masks were real.

malik815 · 7 months

Be careful what you wish for.

genericusername123 · 7 months

Also useful for perving in the swimming pool.

baby_jamie · 7 months

Yeah, but maybe when you swallowed you could feel the food moving past your brain. shudder

Chumly · 7 months

That's one of the advantages of using a CPAP machine. Completely tucked under the covers, plenty of fresh air.

Skvid · 7 months

Wear a hat. No, seriously.

tkeslayer · 7 months

Relevant

scootunit · 7 months

Dude! That is what top blanket is for. Here is a cold weather pro tip: fold a small blanket lengthwise the width of your pillows. lay it over the pillows. Procede to burrow in. Top blanket covers the top of your head and bottom blanket comes up to your mouth area. if it is really cold you have just a little slit through which to breath.

plado · 7 months

I use a separate blanket that i use to cover my head and eyes. Usually it covers my chest as well, wraps around behind my shoulder and covers my head/eyes, but not my mouth.

wetrippymang · 7 months

that has been my dream since I was 5

jook11 · 7 months

My blankets are very porous, and don't form an airtight seal with the rest of my bedding. I've never understood people saying this. I nearly always sleep with the blankets over my head.

caernavon · 7 months

Cover your eyes? Foolishness! The bed monsters always strike when your eyes are covered.

clcoyle · 7 months

But when you sneeze your hat flies off. And you could drown if it rains hard enough. You have to to do a cost/benefit analysis on this thing first. just sayin'.

Cendeu · 7 months

I personally have my comforter as my body-blanket, and then have two upper blankets. One for covering my right arm, and right side of my face. The other for covering the left side of my face and my left arm. My nose sticks out so i can breath.

I've been sleeping like this for years now.

wingnutamj · 7 months

Remove shirt, get in bed, drape shirt over eyes without covering nose.

Karnaugh_Map · 7 months

So, does that guy have a beard or is it considered hair? Also this.

krum · 7 months

I put a pillow on each side of my face, then lay a third pillow over my eyes. Works like a champ.

SwiftOnFire · 7 months

How would kissing work?

davie18 · 7 months

You want to look Australian?

MarcoDeGammo · 7 months

You'll do it because it's normal.

Nonamesdb · 7 months

When life gives you lemons, you just made lemonade.

Derkek · 7 months

Except in winter.

Seriously, have you ever put your whole head beneath the covers too? As if by magic, you breath starts heating you up really quickly.

[deleted] · 7 months

I knew a kid who was born with upside down face. You wouldn't be joking about it if you knew how horrible it was for him.

Doebino · 7 months

When you kiss it would be like 69ing with your face.

farcemachines69 · 7 months

You could probably also suck your own dick

ThomStar · 7 months

I can and do - with a CPAP. My air comes from a little pump on the floor and I have a mask on my face. I'm like an astronaut and shit.

np89 · 7 months

Oh god, imagine not SEEING something that might get stuck in your mouth while you sleep!

KJakal · 7 months

What you do is basically get completely under the covers, then create a space big enough just for your mouth and nose to peek out of the covers, while your eyes still remain under the covers.

If I had any drawing skill I'd show how this is done.

ARCHA1C · 7 months

I think you should weigh the "pros" and "cons" of this before you go off and get any surgeries.

RickSontaran200012 · 7 months

You'll just pull your covers all the way up to your mouth! Because that's what normal kids do!

scfd524 · 7 months

You'd never get a runny nose...

luminairex · 7 months

Stick a pillowcase over the top of your head. Or get a sleep mask!

cokedick_louie · 7 months

Imagine eating some partially rancid pie though and how your nose would be firmly shoved in some butt hole while you do it. All you would see is ass crack writhing, not very entertaining.

yetanotherx · 7 months

Move to Australia.

nightfan · 7 months

That's because you don't have a bottom, son.

crusade1234 · 7 months

Also so you could get bullied the fuck out of.

paulcon · 7 months

I wish I had a flip top head. http://www.smilesteady.com/2011/02/flip-top-head-laugh.html

mmm-toasty · 7 months

The one thing that would make it perfect is a hole on top of your head for farts. That way they don't linger under the sheets where your nose might now be.

LuckyPanda · 7 months

solved http://bit.ly/xY6Qte

Usakar · 7 months

I wanna upvote this so hard that it'll have trounle walking tomorrow.

Clit_Commander · 7 months

the disadvantages of this face have been excessively discussed at the show...

mugenn · 7 months

It would also probably be a huge improvement over how you look now.

smog_alado · 7 months

The problem is that just having your face upside down still leaves part of it exposed.

You should acquire a monster snorkel if you value your safety.

asstits · 7 months

I wish my girlfriends face looked like that so she could see my balls swagging

m3r3d1t4 · 7 months

careful what you wish for.

marvelous_molester · 7 months

Is your blanket made of plastic? Why can't you breathe through it?

justkilc · 7 months

finally

XxadamhxX · 7 months

be careful what you wish for.

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