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[–]JesterTLS 44 points45 points ago

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More like we have a wiener! am I right?

[–]sourcreamjunkie 18 points19 points ago

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[–]NoctGent 8 points9 points ago

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Seals are the oceans dogs. That is a dogs face. Don't you tell me it isn't.

[–]markpitts 1 point2 points ago

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I have said this more than you would suspect. Actually more along the line of "Seals are dogs that stayed in the water too long." but essentially the same.

[–]noonjan 1 point2 points ago

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That was ballsy.

[–]AptSimpsonsQuote 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa! That was the caller from heck!

[–]squirrrel 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Overlypoliteguy 14 points15 points ago

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I keep looking at Brains bulge.

[–]FocusOnThePie 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah, funny that brain has a bigger bulge than penis.

[–]rorykane 2 points3 points ago

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[–]flargenhargen 3 points4 points ago

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penis is jealous of brain's penis.

[–]K_Swag 3 points4 points ago

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Rock beats scissors

http://i.imgur.com/jZy5g.jpg

[–]mostly_awesome 3 points4 points ago

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Man, that guys a dick.

[–]shanerichey 4 points5 points ago

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What is this from? I remember laughing at this when i was in high school in the mid 90's...but i can't remember what program it was on.

[–]jer21 10 points11 points ago

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Andy Richter Controls the Universe.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 4 points5 points ago

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a severely underrated show. by the same guy that did better off ted.

[–]trinitysite 2 points3 points ago

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Best. Show. EVER.

[–]BeenADickArnold -4 points-3 points ago

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The State

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 1 point2 points ago

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you are thinking of the hormones sketch in the pilot episode. that's not this, but still a wonderful skit.

[–]typesblkura 1 point2 points ago

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Aaaaaaand now you have chlamydia....

[–]general_greyshot 1 point2 points ago

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Im just happy that my dick looks that buff..:/

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The Penis guy has a nice body

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 1 point2 points ago

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More like Homostasiss, amiright?

[–]outerspacer194 1 point2 points ago

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That penis is a dick.

[–]ValhallaSinking 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, this was posted a while ago

[–]DaftAss 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, I'm going with "duh".

[–]Fiddlershare 0 points1 point ago

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story of my life.

[–]Gortos 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's the other way round with me and that isn't better.

[–]jooes 0 points1 point ago

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"You should call your ex! I'm sure you can put aside your differences, and think of all the sex we'll get!"

No Penis, no!!

[–]NoctGent 0 points1 point ago

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This fight almost got me in trouble last night. The battle is endless

[–]Jowitz 0 points1 point ago

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Sure, but then the brain decides to get back at the penis by being socially awkward.

[–]f0xpuppy 0 points1 point ago

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That penis deserves a beating.

[–]Trifolblerone 0 points1 point ago

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I wish my penis could do that to me.

[–]iDunTrollBro 0 points1 point ago

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Someone took the time to film this.

[–]koshkakartoshka 0 points1 point ago

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Brain has a boner

[–]Domin1c 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow, this shitty quote on an ancient gif sure makes for original content.

[–]digitalinfidel 0 points1 point ago

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That's why guys give their dicks pet names. They don't want a total stranger making all their decisions for them.

[–]Mopso 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ProfessorSC 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, that's funny. It's a repost!

[–]TheJackalope231 0 points1 point ago

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Brain has a bigger penis than Penis.

[–]johnnythebiochemist 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the haters, good work penis.

[–]Derperman 0 points1 point ago

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How many times was this reposted?

[–]kingxhall 0 points1 point ago

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This is Teletubies.

[–]locoyandel 0 points1 point ago

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baaad acting. The brain jumped before he even got hit!

[–]Shooting_scar -1 points0 points ago

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This is exactly the cause of my break-up from my fiancee yesterday. :(