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[–]derpiderpiton 19 points20 points ago

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NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE ಠ_ಠ

[–]collinder 9 points10 points ago

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I'll Never Poop Again

[–]mynamespaghetti 7 points8 points ago

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Yep. Done with the interwebs today. Thanks for the bundle of nope.

[–]MarreUnicorn 9 points10 points ago

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Take a look at this

[–]pomegranati 5 points6 points ago

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it captured itself for you.

[–]TheDefeatist 2 points3 points ago

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More like it knocked him over so it could eat him alive.

[–]KurtRussellsBeard 3 points4 points ago

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At first I was wondering why you were wearing a helmet but no arm protection. By the end it's obvious that thing is a face-hugger

[–]hafton[S] 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]Liz_Asher 0 points1 point ago

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He has a fucking knife. How hilarious lmao.

[–]DidHeJust 3 points4 points ago

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I always just tell myself that this happened 6 countries over.

.. Then i start to feel them on me.

[–]hanumanCT 1 point2 points ago

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I'm hoping it was Austrailia. I promised myself never to poop there.

[–]cshane 3 points4 points ago

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I'll cherish the memory of the last time I sat on a toilet without fear.

[–]Rappmandoo 1 point2 points ago

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This right here is why I put up with Canadian winters.

[–]ctrlaltstartx 2 points3 points ago

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Damn, I was wondering where I left those...

[–]vgalmeister 2 points3 points ago

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thats the scariest thing ive ever seen in my life.....

[–]Xl3louchX 2 points3 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

[–]HuskyDog78 2 points3 points ago

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NO. There is a another in in the back part!

[–]cutecutecute 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my God. That is just so wrong.

[–]mikeyvengeance 2 points3 points ago

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Never pooping without looking again!

[–]Orph1969 4 points5 points ago

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Dude WTF?! Please tell me that wasn't your bathroom.

[–]hafton[S] 2 points3 points ago

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No way. I would not have survived such an encounter.

[–]cherriepanda 1 point2 points ago

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EWWWWWWWWW. my asshole is hurtin from seeing this.

[–]fuckinhell 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!

[–]Faber145 1 point2 points ago

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I used to worry about this but I grew out of it but that brought me right back to never wanting to poop again

[–]Knife-Or-Banana 1 point2 points ago

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Whew, thanks for putting "spiders" in the title; I didn't have to click on the link to discover a spider, then shit my pants, cry and lay in the fetal position for hours.

[–]Potato-baby 1 point2 points ago

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You took away the one thing i found peace in. I will never shit again

[–]Caiity 0 points1 point ago

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So fake...

[–]inknpaint 0 points1 point ago

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Didnt realize Nope comes in truckloads

[–]Jenfi 0 points1 point ago

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Switching to hover-mode next time I have to go.

[–]natranr 0 points1 point ago

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They jump, just use the tree.

[–]Jenfi 0 points1 point ago

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There's spiders in the tree, too. NO ONE IS SAFE.

[–]ENTwistlesbass 0 points1 point ago

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Not even that brave. Trash can would be more comfortable.

[–]PropMonkey -1 points0 points ago

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I actually think this looks pretty fake, for two reasons:
1) The spider that pops out's movement/animation in general. Just give it a nice, good hard look.
2) The foot's reaction. The guy's wearing shorts, and is relatively calm about half-slinging that thing in a single, not seemingly extra-rapid manner as if he's juggling a soccer ball. The huge "oh fuck oh fuck" factor, esp with the crotch crawl-up-ing opportunity multiplier which shorts provide would definitely lead to some form of rapidly jumping back, or at least more than one panicked kick.

[–]Potato-baby 1 point2 points ago

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*by. sorry it bothered me

[–]hafton[S] 1 point2 points ago

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You're probably right, but WTF .gifs don't get posted to Reddit because they're real. :)

[–]Potato-baby 0 points1 point ago

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But what about the one in the back buy the flusher?

[–]PropMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more natural. A video would be cool to see.

[–]siky_dude -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost