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[–]Fei_Long 62 points63 points ago

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Damn that looked like blood to me

[–]Rabble_Arouser 32 points33 points ago

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Looked like chocolate milk to me.

But yeah, that guys needs to go to the hospital.

[–]inb4nightfall 21 points22 points ago

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yeah, very possible to get internal bleeding when getting punched for 20 minutes by a pro :)

[–]haloskulls117 7 points8 points ago

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im eating a breakfast burrito

[–]nickf 5 points6 points ago

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Not anymore...

[–]haloskulls117 5 points6 points ago

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correct!

[–]MightyYetGentle 21 points22 points ago

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Super internal bleeding or super powerade

[–]THammock 8 points9 points ago

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Nope. Just victory vomit.

[–]rudest 19 points20 points ago

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It's even better in reverse.

[–]DrPeacemaker 7 points8 points ago

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Ima eat soup like a vacuum!

[–]R2LUKE2 3 points4 points ago

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ahhh good laugh thank you take my upvotes.

[–]jordanicans 1 point2 points ago

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Way better in reverse!

[–]kiwi_evie 2 points3 points ago

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i'm about to do what he did.........FOUL

[–]chazaaam 3 points4 points ago

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win a mma match? nice man congratz

[–]SamBone123 1 point2 points ago

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Spacedicks is the most welcoming place on reddit. Just remember to use all caps.

[–]quityelling 16 points17 points ago

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Having made the top post on /r/spacedicks a time or two I can tell you that it most certainly does not feel like throwing up blood. This is what it actually feels like.

[–]Azabutt 23 points24 points ago

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the first second of that gif, I was praying "Please be a butt plug please be a ... OH GOD"

[–]zreaperz 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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NSFL/W!

[–]Tozil 7 points8 points ago

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thx for the warning but you were too late...

[–]ziplokk 6 points7 points ago

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That has to take some skill..

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, sometimes I can't even focus on what I'm reading when I poop. Dancing? Forgetaboutit.

[–]Roaning 10 points11 points ago

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wtf is with people? I'd love to know why somebody would do that, why they'd film it, and whose benefit is that for?

[–]CheekyMunky 10 points11 points ago

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So many things run through my mind when I see something like that.

Does this girl have friends? She must have an actual life, so she must have friends, right? Do they know about this? Is it some dirty little secret she has?

I have friends, would any of them do this? I wouldn't know if they did. Would I care?

What about a boyfriend? Does she have one? Does he know? Does he care?

If I were dating her, would I care? I mean I wouldn't want her doing it on me, or in my bed or anything, but if it had nothing to do with me and was just something I knew she did in her spare time, would I be bothered by it?

I mean hell, other than the turd parade, she looks pretty good from here...

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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I mean hell, other than the turd parade, she looks pretty good from here...

THAT'S THE MOST CONFLICTING PART! I know she has a nice body but....she's shitting....

[–]CheekyMunky 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I may have listed it last, but I feel like that's how the whole thought process always starts.

[–]GeneticAlgorithm 1 point2 points ago

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That means she's not actually a woman. Girls don't poop. Conflict's over.

[–]Original_juju 6 points7 points ago

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...and who would find it online and then make a .gif of it

[–]Madd0g 4 points5 points ago

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that reminds me - where's the video?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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because its funny as fuck

[–]your_inner_monologue 2 points3 points ago

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Can we see this in reverse?

EDIT: for science

[–]worldbird 0 points1 point ago

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[–]snitzy 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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MOM!?!??

[–]Minored -1 points0 points ago

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I am to much of a pussy to click that link.

Can anyone describe it ?

[–]aceair 4 points5 points ago

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It's a person dancing and pooing... yeah.

[–]TheWhiteRabbitY2K -1 points0 points ago

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How does one shit and move at the same time...

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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Did he just throw up his innards?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK HES STARTING TO CHANGE pop whew.. that was close..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He probably threw up the chocolate power shake he drank before the fight. It kind of looks like blood but also looks a lot like chocolate muscle milk.

[–]xElBartoX 0 points1 point ago

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Someone please tell me the point of spacedicks

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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To completely desensitize oneself to every single disgusting thing on the internet ever. It's basically reddit's answer to /b/, only without the cp.

[–]xElBartoX 1 point2 points ago

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Thank u. I went there once saw a picture of a dude w his dick sticking through a pizza getting a blowjob then the next one was a lady w a disgusting open wound above her breast. Never again

[–]Madd0g -1 points0 points ago

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If only there was a subreddit that provided only the former and not the latter

[–]Dambem 0 points1 point ago

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Its called porn.

[–]DrPeacemaker 0 points1 point ago

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To remove all warmth and happiness from the world.

[–]Panzergrenadier -2 points-1 points ago

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it took me a couple watch throughs to get it...and now i cant stop laughing. well done!!!

[–]spb10e -1 points0 points ago

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You have no idea.

[–]spb10e -1 points0 points ago

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You have no idea.

[–]ran85 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't even know how many times this has been resposted.

[–]ran85 0 points1 point ago

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REPOSTED!

[–]drf_ -1 points0 points ago

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Gifbin?

Really?

[–]explodr -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like a broken link to me...