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[–]Fei_Long 4 points5 points ago

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That is so fucked.

[–]monquivoyce 1 point2 points ago

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sounds like it would burn...

[–]andbruno 1 point2 points ago

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Hi, my name's Artemis.

I have a bleached asshole.

[–]sachegrande 3 points4 points ago

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Imagine porn without bleached assholes. There would be a lot less youporn searches for "anal".

[–]marij4393 -2 points-1 points ago

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the reason people bleach their assholes is to appear more "youthful". the genitals generally darken at puberty. this fact, combined with the fact that most men like women shaved, is funny when you think about it... i guess men like women whose genitals look prepubescent. fun.

[–]sachegrande -1 points0 points ago

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I do like the look... But I agree and have thought that to be odd that us men seem to enjoy that most. So be it? I dunno........

[–]Blind_Seer -1 points0 points ago

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TIL, because I always thought it was about looking clean. Bleaching an asshole so it doesn't look like you can't wipe properly? No! It's so you can look 12! Shaving so you don't look like a homeless guys face downstairs? No! It's because marij4393 properly guessed all men are pedophiles!

[–]220163 2 points3 points ago

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Now I wonder; did Michael Jackson bleach his Ahole?

[–]Siethron 1 point2 points ago

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I shave mine, hair can get up in their and can become a problem, a very itchy problem.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Feels good man.

[–]kdternal 0 points1 point ago

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i... my friend's reaction was to google his favorite porn stars

[–]ThePurpleAki 0 points1 point ago

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I learnt this from Desperate Scousewives. . . god help me.

[–]galipso 0 points1 point ago

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Same here dude, my friend said he did it, and I was like, "What do you mean, your ass-hair?" and he was like "nah, my asshole.. how do you think porn-stars have such clean assholes" me: "I thought they just did a really good job washing them.."

[–]satirequagmire 0 points1 point ago

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That was my reaction when I realised a lot of women shave their moustaches.

[–]DrPeacemaker -1 points0 points ago

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TIL.

[–]buttersauce -2 points-1 points ago

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When you are behind a girl do you like to see her asshole all brown from shitting?

[–]latte252 0 points1 point ago

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it's common knowledge that girls don't shit... or fart