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[–]YellowOctopus 322 points323 points ago

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"That's because you're blind now, Mildred."

What?

[–]You_Better_Smile 125 points126 points ago

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Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

[–]ElectricG 42 points43 points ago

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Gary, apparently.

[–]VirgiliusNix 21 points22 points ago

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Oh, that Gary!

What a wily character.

[–]AllYouCanRapeBuffet 32 points33 points ago

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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So...that exists.

sigh there's no point saying goodbye to the Internet tonight, is there.

[–]excelcius8820 1 point2 points ago

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pshhh wait til you see pudding farts

[–]casenar17 10 points11 points ago

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I don't stay on any website that forces me to take a survey to watch a video. But I must say I was welcome to the idea of viewing a woman farting cake.

[–]feanturi 1 point2 points ago

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It must be NoScript that keeps me from seeing that. Video just plays.

[–]stillfabulous 9 points10 points ago

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Had to explain Cake Farts AND Meatloaf Farts to my mom. That was an interesting day...

[–]dbhanger 25 points26 points ago

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Ya, not sure you understand what "had to" means.

[–]Gokias 5 points6 points ago

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"No ma! It's not porn! Just women dipping their asses in cake then farting!"

[–]CitizenCopacetic 1 point2 points ago

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What, no Pudding Farts?

[–]Sonorous_Epithet 5 points6 points ago

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I lost it at WELCOME TO CAKEFARTS!

[–]facepalmingdaily 4 points5 points ago

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Cakefarts? Did I miss something?

[–]Sonorous_Epithet 25 points26 points ago

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In the grand scheme of things, no. No, you haven't missed anything.

[–]LudicrousGibs 1 point2 points ago

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I, for one, welcome our new cakefart overlords.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not sure why I keep clicking this link.

[–]ChocolateButtSauce 4 points5 points ago

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Hey man. Don't judge.

[–]iBeenie 1 point2 points ago

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OH GOD I'M GOING BLIND!

[–]noer86 7 points8 points ago

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Clearly you have never been pooped on before

[–]YellowOctopus 1 point2 points ago

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Spotted.

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

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Hey now, when you enjoy peeny, you're willing to be blind.

[–]mockduckcompanion 5 points6 points ago

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I think this is the best reading on the youtubes.

[–]smilingkevin 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I don't understand that part. Her name's Melissa.

[–]YellowOctopus 1 point2 points ago

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WTF plot holes!

[–]KILL_ALL_THE_JOKES 55 points56 points ago

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My horny levels increased by 30%

[–]ThePadawan 170 points171 points ago

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[–]Learchus 36 points37 points ago

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This shit. This shit right here. Phwoa, Melinda.

[–]ladyway905 16 points17 points ago

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My name is Melinda. O_O

[–]casenar17 9 points10 points ago

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I have something for you.

[–]ladyway905 3 points4 points ago

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You!

[–]JuicyBeans 2 points3 points ago

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Even better with transcribe turned on. Definitely a "WTF" moment.

[–]weird_sex_things 69 points70 points ago

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Is this one of those things where a writer intentionally tries to write the worst thing he possibly can?

[–]lastoftheBROhicans 20 points21 points ago

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this author will often release a page of a supposed "work in progress." they aren't actually works in progress, he just fucks around for a page and hilarity ensues

[–]mojo_ca 6 points7 points ago

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I remember reading somewhere a while ago that this guy only writes one page of a story and tries to make it as fucked up as possible. There was a link to other stuff he did but I can't find it anywhere.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Is this one of those things where a writer intentionally tries to write the best thing he possibly can?

FTFY

[–]Nimos 23 points24 points ago

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Well, you need to be a good writer, to write something unbelievably bad. Bad writers only write average-bad stuff.

[–]steve_youngblood 4 points5 points ago

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[–]marvelous_molester 7 points8 points ago

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Seems like some shit out of middle school where some kid scribbles down some nonsense and then walks around showing it to everyone so they can know how random he is.

[–]TheRedDuke 17 points18 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]Jor_727 15 points16 points ago

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It's from the book The Petals Fall Twice written by Chip Zdarsky. As far as I know, the book is not planning to be finished and this is simply an excerpt from that copy.

P.S.

Original Thread

[–]TheReverendBill 23 points24 points ago

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Satire, my friend. It's not a book, it's "a single page from a work-not-in-progress."

[–]corrupt_the_pure 27 points28 points ago

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"The Poop That Took a Pee" by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

[–]ThanklessTask 15 points16 points ago

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You need to read something from this chap then:

Marquis De Sade

Made a point of reading the entire book The 120 Days of Sodom. I don't recommend it, first half was vile. The second half was beyond insane.

[–]lillonesome 6 points7 points ago

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I saw the movie. That was enough for me.

[–]IbidtheWriter 1 point2 points ago

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Took shit eating grin to a whole new level.

[–]lillonesome 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god! Now I'm thinking about the poop banquet scene. Thought I had repressed that...

[–]Cloberella 4 points5 points ago

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What? You don't like detailed descriptions of prostitutes vomiting into each other's orifices? what's wrong with you? :p

[–]corrupt_the_pure 5 points6 points ago

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Well, it seems that kink pron hasn't changed much in at least the last 215 years or so.

[–]edsspoon 3 points4 points ago

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You mean it wasn't an erotic novel?

[–]TheNativeRaver 49 points50 points ago

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The poop that took a pee..

[–]jjzaus 10 points11 points ago

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This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

[–]mmss 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Theocles 121 points122 points ago

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I dislike when people make their average looks number a 7. An average rating should be 5. if 7 is average, then 1-5 are levels of uglyness, 6 is under average, 7 is average, 8 is better than average, and there's only 9 and 10 to cover the attractive group. Not a very effective scale at all.

[–]jacquelinesarah 21 points22 points ago

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I think that's mostly people who've been through the American grading system. What you're saying makes perfect sense, but getting a 50 on a test is a failing grade; 70 is average (if not slightly below).

[–]JackieOrgasm 2 points3 points ago

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Right, in general anything below 70 is a failing grade. So 70 is just barely scratching by, which makes a 7 seem kinda bad....

[–]machinedramon 16 points17 points ago

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Well 7 is average if you use the IGN scale.

[–]Redwans11 1 point2 points ago

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Snap

[–]alaphic 1 point2 points ago

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I think you accidentally an oh.

[–]ziplokk 8 points9 points ago

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but is anyone really a 9 or 10?

[–]They_Call_Me_Chief 7 points8 points ago

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Susan Boyle?

[–]ziplokk 5 points6 points ago

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Eh... I'd say she's about an 8

[–]amishzombie 9 points10 points ago

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8? clicks link Nein, nein!

[–]Probulator 1 point2 points ago

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No... this is a nein, nein!

[–]tenkadaiichi 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that I get that?

[–]Probulator 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't consider it bad at all.

[–]purdster83 2 points3 points ago

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That's all kinds of woman right there.

[–]camwinter 1 point2 points ago

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I mostly reserve 9 and 10 for theoretical, but unattainable, levels of attractiveness.

[–]SeeMarkFly 1 point2 points ago

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only one "10" and they made a movie about her.

[–]pungkrocker 29 points30 points ago

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We hear ya and all bro but she is not a seven in score, but a seven" in stature.

Regarding your text; There are a lot (a lot!) more ugly people than attractive.

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 52 points53 points ago

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Ive never fucked a 10, but one night, i fucked 5 twos!

[–]porterism 16 points17 points ago

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And I think that ought to count!

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta live carlin

[–]TomPalmer1979 6 points7 points ago

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I had a foursome with three 3s, and I'm about a 1 myself, so....10s all around!

[–]mypsychoticself 1 point2 points ago

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No, you can't count yourself. You got a nine and the other three got sevens.

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points ago

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Well then I still come out ahead! Giggity.

[–]ArtfulDodger31 2 points3 points ago

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"Dyke twins...I ain't gonna lie, they only fives but together they ten!" -Kanye Genius

[–]Theocles 7 points8 points ago

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Oops. My mistake.

[–]dalore 3 points4 points ago

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Yer I don't like ratings. I use the binary division method: I split them into 2 groups. Those that I would do in my current state and those I wouldn't.

[–]mipmipmip 1 point2 points ago

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She never says what scale she's using. Maybe it's a 0-14 range?

[–]ziplokk 1 point2 points ago

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Nah its just an exponential scale.

[–]THEAdrian 1 point2 points ago

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tell that to IGN

[–]sirtophat 1 point2 points ago

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The average success attained at something doesn't have to be the absolute medium amount possible. Such as the average grade of tests usually falling around 70/100.

[–]cosmonautsix 6 points7 points ago

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Slimy with anticipation of participitation.

Pure gold right here.

[–]Box-Monkey 74 points75 points ago

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This short story is a perfect depiction of the struggle to breach manhood from the perspective of an adolescent boy who does not want to grow up. He is the Holden Caulfield of the new generation. He is the Huckleberry Finn brought to grand finale that the ages have been begging for.

Note how the author elegantly alters the females name with every utterance from the staunchly determined Gary. This represents his many loves from the spring time of his life, attempting to reconcile the fact that they are not who he wants. Every time the name changes, it is actually a separate instance of sexual encounter for Gary, but he is, in fact, slightly mentally disabled and his mind is thinking back on all these different occurrences as if they were one.

The fact that he orgasmed the moment he placed his peeny inside her hoohah demonstrates his inability to handle adult behaviors. Her pregnancy represents his experiential attempt to force him to be a man when fatherhood is on the cusp of a reality. Then again, the fact that he doubts that Melissa will be alive in the morning may represent his immature experience of her leaving in the middle of the night. She likely is not actually pregnant, and doesn't actually die, but that is how it plays out in the mind of this special, immaculate boy.

Edit: Her blindness at the end represents leaving in the night, of course

[–]rockerode 30 points31 points ago

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Fucking English majors...

[–]triplejdude 6 points7 points ago

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I was thinking he got himself wrapped up in world diplomacy and international intrigue.

[–]Box-Monkey 4 points5 points ago

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That was my second guess when he mentioned her not living through the night.

[–]Iwantapetmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I believe his unbridled enthusiasm may have been what led to his downfall.

[–]THEAdrian 6 points7 points ago

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the tale of scroty mcboogerballs

[–]lurker_to_poster 1 point2 points ago

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Short story? It's page 143!

[–]Box-Monkey 3 points4 points ago

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I shall upgrade it to a Novella because it sounds dainty and feminine.

[–]lurker_to_poster 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! No, it turns out that you were correct to begin with; although it IS page 143, pages 1-142 don't actually exist, nor are there any pages after 143. Short story is correct, as is your thoughtful analysis.

[–]parge73 4 points5 points ago

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I thought it was just some dude fucking a cat.

[–]LilBamBam 6 points7 points ago

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Insert peeny -> instantly become preggers

[–]thatdarkknight 11 points12 points ago

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Thunderous Orgasm = Pregnant

[–]Getternon 3 points4 points ago

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Its okay, you can deal with that in the morning.

[–]KravinMoorehead 4 points5 points ago

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provided you're alive.

[–]monevus 6 points7 points ago

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Phwoa.

[–]creepingdeathv2 4 points5 points ago

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It started out great but then things turned shitty ...

[–]RhymesandRakes 128 points129 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]thatfatguy481 56 points57 points ago

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Cover the peeny in glitter and its roughly the same story.

[–]perpetual_motion 24 points25 points ago

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[–]haemess 3 points4 points ago

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It almost sounds like one of those things where you fill in blank spaces with random verbs and adjectives.

[–]irjooo 1 point2 points ago

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You mean an ad lib

[–]haemess 6 points7 points ago

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Oh yeah, but I think it's a mad lib.

[–]BarelyReal 3 points4 points ago

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Well...someone's never been to bdsmlibrary.com/stories

[–]kaett 2 points3 points ago

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so... stephanie meyer is writing again?

[–]zeert 1 point2 points ago

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Chapter 2, Melissa moves to some unknown little town, instantly becomes popular, then the local werewolf boy starts pooping on her too.

[–]kamikazeeh 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of south park."The poop that took a pee." By Butters.

[–]Jakasaurus 6 points7 points ago

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I want Morgan Freeman to do the audio version.

[–]IrishRua 2 points3 points ago

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I have the guy who wrote this on FriendFace. He's a fucking laugh.

[–]That_Guy_Next_Door 2 points3 points ago

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fucking fanfiction gets worse and worse man.

[–]Dalhamun 2 points3 points ago

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I giggled at "[...]unbelievably average body.".

[–]dozza 2 points3 points ago

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the last line broke me.

[–]java_ist_gut 2 points3 points ago

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"Without warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men like that. All men like that."

ಠ_ಠ

[–]cromethus 2 points3 points ago

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I rate this two cuil (can't find my iterrobang button! :P)

[–]luft-waffle 2 points3 points ago

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Sans peeny.

[–]AlbertAugust 2 points3 points ago

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I can't imagine any way context would make this seem reasonable...

[–]kaarel 7 points8 points ago*

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[–]Emmaleep 5 points6 points ago

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Mcboogerballs

[–]scarface222 4 points5 points ago

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That is what you get when you let someone who has never had sex write an erotic novel.

[–]jhphoto 1 point2 points ago

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I opened it up, immediately saw nothing but the word "Slickled" and knew exactly what this was.

GOLD JERRY, GOLD

[–]imkontrast 1 point2 points ago

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this is what they call true love.

[–]Shoronsin 1 point2 points ago

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Wat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in the voice of the boss character from The IT Crowd....Not sure why.

[–]Sapnfap 1 point2 points ago

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I lost it at peeny and that was only the first sentence.

[–]biblebeltapostate 1 point2 points ago

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What did I just read?

[–]jeepwrangler 1 point2 points ago

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this is nothing compared to scrotie mcboogerballs

[–]Blatant_Target 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I read that in Matt Berry's voice.

[–]kid_ska 1 point2 points ago

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Who doesn't love a quality bar of peeny-scented soap?

[–]sh31byrenee 1 point2 points ago

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What...? What is this from?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"The Aristocrats!"

[–]th3virus 1 point2 points ago

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There's a subreddit for it: /r/petalsfalltwice

[–]timeshaper 1 point2 points ago

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This is a one page excerpt from a book that would never be written. No, seriously, that's what it is. There is no other part of the story, that page is all that was written. It's to troll areas like WTF.

[–]blackfett 1 point2 points ago

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Gary "motherfucking" Oak

[–]syratheslayer 1 point2 points ago

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lmao wtf? where are things like this FOUND?

[–]yao_42 2 points3 points ago

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still a better love story than twilight...

[–]JohnnyDangerous 3 points4 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]almostjesus 1 point2 points ago

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. There needs to be more of these.

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points ago

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This....this is the single greatest piece of erotica ever written. EVER. WRITTEN. I am going to go kill myself now, because having read this, I know that I will never, ever be able to be this amazing, and thus have no reason to live anymore.

[–]drivels 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I love the line 'the anticipation of participation'

[–]Jstbcool 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed the hardest at the fact the author used the word "chortled".

[–]nhoknhok 1 point2 points ago

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she has a "perfect 7" body hahahaha

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

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I masturbated to this quite easily.

[–]noughtagroos 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's disgusting that he can't get her name right. Makes me think he's harboring a little hostility.

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

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Peeny?

[–]Botkin 0 points1 point ago

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It makes me think of a Miranda July short story.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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Outstanding stuff!

[–]CHEMO_ALIEN 0 points1 point ago

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If anyone's interested, there's a subreddit devoted to finishing this story

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

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Greg is excremental.

[–]hayden9501 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody else get a boner while reading this? .... Good me neither

[–]iamjakt 0 points1 point ago

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What is this? Where is it from? And can I get the full version for my kindle?

[–]tankertodd 0 points1 point ago

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Ho-ly shit

[–]Back_splash 0 points1 point ago

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A classic love story....

[–]bongwhacker 0 points1 point ago

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im a human whut is this

[–]hjqusai 0 points1 point ago

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Boob poop, the worst of the poops...

[–]Arozorihs 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhh the fresh smell of saturday morning.

[–]mannyderts 0 points1 point ago

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This steamy love prose was written in Cleavland

[–]Nuggetry 0 points1 point ago

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What the fucking fuck.

[–]MightyCavalier 0 points1 point ago

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that's gonna leave a mark

[–]Corryvrecken 0 points1 point ago

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"...her hooha was getting right slimy with anticipation of participation" o_O

[–]deepg89 0 points1 point ago

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wtf...?

[–]memefix 0 points1 point ago

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I was literally saying WTF throughout the whole thing....

[–]sarevok9 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9dAxXnPFVs is a wonderful rendition of it.

[–]BukkRogerrs 0 points1 point ago

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The most WTF thing you've ever read? rrrreally?

[–]rwiessf17 0 points1 point ago

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i have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]casenar17 0 points1 point ago

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... and why is it an, "all too familiar" feeling?

[–]Gembenator 0 points1 point ago

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I cant be the only one who got a chubby from that.....

[–]treecoder 0 points1 point ago

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"Acknowledgements - My dear wife Melinda, Jim and the rest of 4chan for their wonderful creative inspiration and support!!"

[–]LovesCats24 0 points1 point ago

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I struggled to keep reading after "peeny"... Yuck.

[–]coombuyah26 0 points1 point ago

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"The Poop Who Took A Pee"

[–]roeeorama 0 points1 point ago

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my hooha got good and slimy just reading that.

[–]ramen_is_delicious 0 points1 point ago

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hehe...hooha...

[–]GaryJ73167 0 points1 point ago

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It wasn't me in the story. That's all I'm saying.....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Story of the Eye" is better.

[–]LukeLukez 0 points1 point ago

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Reading at GFs workplace. Got two paragraphs in. I

[–]ScarletCarson 0 points1 point ago

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"Chortled" ..... I fucking hate that word.

[–]kallisti44 0 points1 point ago

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What I don't understand, is how someone could actually reach page 143 of this book!

[–]SaladSlayer 0 points1 point ago

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i amost thought i war reading a page from Twilight (but a dirty version) i mean its the same writing style and EVERYTHING...

[–]The-Plague 0 points1 point ago

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I somehow feel like David Lynch after reading this...

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from? I want to read the whole fucked up story!

[–]Zeraphim 0 points1 point ago

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Lucky you it wasn't page 45.

[–]LemonColumbus 0 points1 point ago

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I get it...I get it

[–]terrible_comments 0 points1 point ago

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I NEED morgan freeman to read this.

[–]gl77 0 points1 point ago

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TextisneverNSFW

[–]pomegranati 0 points1 point ago

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You can't deny Gary's girth.

[–]Painkiller90 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda reminds of this comic

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05102007

[–]LOTFsurvivor 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else get erect reading this?

[–]slitter 0 points1 point ago

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wtf is an understatement

[–]NodiRevetlar 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently you've never read anything from the bizzaro genre. I could recommend Carlton Mellick III and Edward Lee for starters. :)

[–]shrike26 0 points1 point ago

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I read this whilste pooping.....

[–]IAMGodAMA 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was going to be the one thing that could make "I'm going to put my goof juice in your hoo-ha" sound sexy.

[–]BigNateNasty 0 points1 point ago

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"She was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive"

Lol whaaa

[–]Aitioma 0 points1 point ago

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Is this Pokemon fanfiction?

[–]bwkittykat57 0 points1 point ago

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I....I.... what?!

[–]Barkingpanther 0 points1 point ago

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The wife won't headbutt my peeny anymore, man.

[–]milesdleeg1 0 points1 point ago

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Why the fuck did I upvote this?