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[–]glaedr10000 142 points143 points ago

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Now let me direct your attention to my account and this comment.

[–]genupb[S] 69 points70 points ago

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If only I could make you the next forthewolfx

[–]TheRedSpecial 26 points27 points ago

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You're well on your way.

[–]UpvoteOprah 12 points13 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wait so oprah gives everyone a car?

how do I get tickets?

[–]noonjan 1 point2 points ago

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Good Guy genupb. Gives ALL the upvotes.

[–]genupb[S] 49 points50 points ago

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Sup brah? Oh shit....3 comment karma? this will not do!

[–]kajunkennyg 16 points17 points ago

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Oprah is so hawt!

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote! genupb gets an upvote! glaedr10000 gets an upvote! EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!!!

[–]BrothaBeejus 36 points37 points ago

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I'm drunk and doing the same thing!

[–]alcoholiccactus 27 points28 points ago

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Oh. My. God. so am i. have you been to r/drunk yet!! great thing to try out.

[–]genupb[S] 34 points35 points ago

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HEY EVERYONE! I'M GOING TO R/DRUNK, CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME! LATER

[–]alcoholiccactus 23 points24 points ago

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yayyyyyyyyyy! (made a post just for you!!)

[–]genupb[S] 24 points25 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[–]UpvoteOprah 2 points3 points ago

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You get an upvote! alcoholiccactus gets an upvote! BrothaBeejus gets an upvote! EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!!!

[–]milpool90 4 points5 points ago

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Oh my life I just found out that /r/drunk existed. So. Happy.

[–]devophill 8 points9 points ago

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Put the slash in front for an link. /r/drunk.

[–]genupb[S] 18 points19 points ago

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Onward!

[–]Knights_Hemplar 4 points5 points ago

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And upward! B-)

[–]pukeorama 170 points171 points ago

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Fuck yes! It's not bees!!

[–]genupb[S] 122 points123 points ago

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You get an upvote! :D

[–]trotski 95 points96 points ago

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Me too?!

[–]genupb[S] 107 points108 points ago

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Yes, you too little Trotski, go on son. pat on head

[–]trotski 60 points61 points ago

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Thanks Pa. But I'm your daughter. I hate it when you drink.

[–]genupb[S] 65 points66 points ago

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Sorry sweetheart, it's that haircut!

[–]trotski 52 points53 points ago

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You said it was my Punishment Haircut for making daddy have "complicated" feelings.

[–]genupb[S] 48 points49 points ago

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The sad thing is, I'm a chick too.

[–]trotski 39 points40 points ago

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Are you trying to tell me daddy was a test tube?

[–]yomomasbreastmilk 3 points4 points ago

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Well, you my dear, get an upvote as well. :-)

[–]myminisnameistwiggy 8 points9 points ago

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Isn't that the worst? Vague usernames make it difficult for people to tell sex apart. Gahhhh.

Edit: I may as well clarify that I'm a woman..

Anddd this is awkward now haha.

[–]counters14 2 points3 points ago

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I feel so conflicted right now, what is this strange place I have stumbled upon?!?

[–]pandemic1444 2 points3 points ago

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Hell, specific names will make it hard to tell.

[–]aco620 2 points3 points ago

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That's what Reddit Enhancement Suite is for! Helping sort out all 5 of Reddit's female users "one tag at a time!"

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 72 points73 points ago

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Do i get an upvote!?

[–]genupb[S] 79 points80 points ago

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You sure do!

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 50 points51 points ago

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OMG YAY

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 47 points48 points ago

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Upvotes for everyone!

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 40 points41 points ago

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UPVOTES EVERYWHERE!

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 42 points43 points ago

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its a good day to be a redditor

[–]kthxl8r 28 points29 points ago

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[–]ohmygodbees 4 points5 points ago

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OH MY GOD, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ohmygodbees 3 points4 points ago

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OH MY GOD BE--wait....not bees? Damn, moving on....

[–]AngryAustralian 19 points20 points ago

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fuckin' A

[–]genupb[S] 16 points17 points ago

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OIIIIII!!!!

[–]Tui717 18 points19 points ago

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Thanks for posting this. Although sober, I often forget to upvote. I shall spread your giving spirit throughout the site.

[–]genupb[S] 16 points17 points ago

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Never forget...

[–]juktd14 14 points15 points ago

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It's 4:43 am in Canada and I'm drunk too. Did we just become best friends?!

[–]genupb[S] 17 points18 points ago

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We sure did! Sup Canada! I lived in Vancouver for about a year and a half! Love it! Where you at?

[–]juktd14 6 points7 points ago

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Down in the maritimes, Fredericton specifically! I wish I was able to say that I've been to Australia, I hear it's stunning

[–]ovd33 1 point2 points ago

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Fellow frederictonian! High five!

[–]xBonnyx 16 points17 points ago

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And now you get an upvote!

[–]genupb[S] 14 points15 points ago

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Gracias! :D

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–]why_not_this_name 53 points54 points ago

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I logged in specifically to upvote this. YAY ME.

[–]kajunkennyg 29 points30 points ago

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People log out of reddit? Didn't know that was possible...

[–]dfinch 4 points5 points ago

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They do when they sober up.

[–]genupb[S] 49 points50 points ago

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Champion!

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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My body is prepared.

[–]genupb[S] 14 points15 points ago

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There ya go!

[–]andyeff 15 points16 points ago

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Ah nice you're here to counter me downvoting most of the new meme shit

[–]genupb[S] 14 points15 points ago

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Have a drink!

[–]haiku_robot 7 points8 points ago

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Ah nice you're here to 
counter me downvoting most 
of the new meme shit

[–]abadphilosopher 2 points3 points ago

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oh my god, oh my god HOW DID ANYONE NOT SEE THIS

[–]92648 15 points16 points ago

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Freaking awesome mate

[–]genupb[S] 23 points24 points ago

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Cheers cunt!

[–]92648 9 points10 points ago

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Cheers.

What are you drinking my friend down under?

[–]RedFollower 13 points14 points ago

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You still can't be drunk right? Oh wait, i live here too, i know that feel.

[–]genupb[S] 11 points12 points ago

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I'll be drunk for at least another 8 hours or so...

[–]Dick_Tation 23 points24 points ago

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As a fellow Aussie who is also a little drunk and watching us smash India at cricket, I approve of this.

[–]gabbarS 10 points11 points ago

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hey, wanna exchange Warner with Sehwag? We'll pay - BCCI

[–]genupb[S] 16 points17 points ago

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:) Shit yea man! Where you?

[–]jamurp 5 points6 points ago

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Melbourne is cool.

[–]SenorToucan 6 points7 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]monstereddit 10 points11 points ago

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Somewhere boring if hes watching cricket! lol AMIRITE????

[–]SenorToucan 11 points12 points ago

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For some reason I love watching cricket on TV.

[–]jamurp 9 points10 points ago

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I'm with 'SenorToucan', cricket is brilliant.

[–]spb10e 10 points11 points ago

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YOU GET AN UP VOTE!

[–]genupb[S] 13 points14 points ago

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Aww shiiiittt you tooo baby!

[–]offconstantly 48 points49 points ago

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Are upvotes downvotes where you are from?

[–]genupb[S] 50 points51 points ago

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I don't know? Did you just get an upvote? I think you did!

[–]SaltyBabe 26 points27 points ago

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I love you!

[–]Ebonybleed 11 points12 points ago

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Then YOU get an up vote!

[–]genupb[S] 11 points12 points ago

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ILY. How is your Friday/Saturday going?

[–]Ebonybleed 8 points9 points ago

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It's 2:07am, I'm doing graveyard shift and I'm sober. Not that great but the day is just getting started. Still drunk?

[–]nothingpersnal 9 points10 points ago

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Cheers! From LA.

[–]sprohi 9 points10 points ago

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And an upvote for you too!

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–]irjooo 8 points9 points ago

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That's what I do in r/aww

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–]never_enough_puns 7 points8 points ago*

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Don't forget me!

[–]lmarsh93 8 points9 points ago

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Ah, we all have the "Upvote Days"

[–]omega42 7 points8 points ago

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you sir... get an upvote!

cheers!

[–]appropriate-username 20 points21 points ago

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(australian reverse upvote joke goes here)

[–]genupb[S] 19 points20 points ago

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I am in North Queensland sooo I am hardly upside down right?

[–]appropriate-username 19 points20 points ago

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..I guess...Maybe sidevotes then :P

[–]verynayce 2 points3 points ago

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Ohshitfuckyeah Norf Queenslanders must be the best cunts in the land! Regards from the other end of the country! Coopers Pale Ale all the wayyy, cheers!

[–]ShmoopyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Where you? Cairns? I'm over West mate. I'm FUCKING Maggot at the minute.

[–]militantomg 20 points21 points ago

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I wish I was in australia and it was 4:39 because I'd be done with work for the day and be at my GF's apt and be high and probably putting my penis in one of her many penis receptacles.

[–]genupb[S] 20 points21 points ago

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High sex = love of my life

[–]TheoColt 7 points8 points ago

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If everyone would look under there chair, there is one, free UPVOTE WOO HOO!

[–]I_Have_A_Tail 5 points6 points ago

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Okay, that's pretty clever my good sir. You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!

[–]uriman 9 points10 points ago

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Herr Derrr Herr Herr

[–]teethy 3 points4 points ago

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I laughed harder when i saw "in Australia" for some reason, possibly because im australian, then i seen Oprah and was like DAYUUMMMMMMM LOLOLOLOL

YOU GET A FUCKING UPVOTE TOO

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–]thecosmos 4 points5 points ago

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Its 2:38AM in California, you get an upvote

[–]Atario 5 points6 points ago

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It's almost 3AM here, I'm not drunk, and I'm upvoting like a...like a...a thing that...upvotes a lot. Fuck. Had something clever and lost it. Whatever, upvotes awayyyyy!

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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YOU get an upvote!

[–]WololoRogan 5 points6 points ago

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Everytime I see those pictures, I wonder what the fuck was really going on there? Do american talk shows find the lost relatives of everyone in the audience at once?

[–]krl1327 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if you don't really know or are just generalizing, but... Oprah loved to give out shit to the studio audiences on her shows. And since she's fucking loaded, it could get pretty swanky. She also had yearly (at least?) "My Favorite Things" episodes and audiences got a lot of her favorite things.

[–]jammr 2 points3 points ago

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Here's the video (w/ an extra remix thrown in)

[–]just_dazed 10 points11 points ago

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This is me, but when I am stoned.

[–]genupb[S] 11 points12 points ago

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Get stoned. Let's chill.

[–]just_dazed 9 points10 points ago

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uptoke for you:] I'm in California..and it's 11:06 p.m. on Friday!

[–]genupb[S] 14 points15 points ago

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Well HAPPY FRIDAY!! :) Have an awesome weekend!

[–]just_dazed 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks, you too!

[–]Frank769 4 points5 points ago

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525 montreal commin off 2 hits acid mxe 100mg I fish reddit water, nah-mean? I tope all that while retaining my saliva

[–]Foochoski 5 points6 points ago

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Upvotes all around :D

[–]inshallah13 3 points4 points ago

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You're a mad cunt!

[–]DarcseeD 2 points3 points ago

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I remember when I had my first beer too...

[–]erth 6 points7 points ago

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Cop this tasty upvote my fellow Australian wakka.

[–]Domoxrls 5 points6 points ago

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Drinking? In Australia? Say it isn't so!

[–]lividd 3 points4 points ago

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I'm always the last one to hear about the party. I blame r/boobies

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–]Alex695 4 points5 points ago

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Also in Australia and drunk!

[–]jakemyers7 8 points9 points ago

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and she gets a lynching

[–]genupb[S] 8 points9 points ago

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How did you know I was a 'she'?

[–]jakemyers7 7 points8 points ago

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....i was talking about blacky

[–]genupb[S] 12 points13 points ago

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This is Reddit - you've already checked for GW posts by now haven't you?

[–]jakemyers7 9 points10 points ago

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no i rather real thanks

[–]genupb[S] 12 points13 points ago

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You don't belong here haha

[–]jakemyers7 6 points7 points ago

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you dont need a hand if you got the music in your pocket keeping it company

[–]appropriate-username 10 points11 points ago

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Well, since you mentioned it, I couldn't NOT check, right?

...

You're pretty :)

[–]genupb[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Haha thanks.

[–]agnaynay 5 points6 points ago

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No biggie. I'm like that when I'm sober.

[–]jennyroll 2 points3 points ago

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ha. i am in america and i just watched "Roadgames" starring Stacy Keach and Jamie Lee Curtis. now all i want to do is drive across your damn continent. oh, and i watch fucking "Crocodile" Dundee last week. i really need to get on a plane and go where people are the same, but different.

[–]MrObjector 3 points4 points ago

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It's 10:21 in Melbourne AND IM DRUNK! Happiness everywhere!

[–]netgod2002 1 point2 points ago

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Randy Marsh's voice

FUCK YEAHHH MELBOURNNNNNNNNE!!

[–]tamrix 4 points5 points ago

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KARMA PARTY!

[–]Meoow 3 points4 points ago

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This has been done in a rage comic form with a nice (and creepy) upvote fairy. Meh, who gives a ... here take my upboat.

[–]Herndon_Shanks 3 points4 points ago

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It's 3:34 AM Saturday in 'murikkka I am drunkt too and also upvote.

[–]ENKC 4 points5 points ago

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Adelaide?

[–]netgod2002 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone but Adelaide.

[–]RGT42 4 points5 points ago

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I like your style. Cheers

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[deleted]

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–]a-deezy9 2 points3 points ago

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its not just understandable, its respectable.

[–]UpvoteOprah 1 point2 points ago

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You get an upvote!

[–]Platupine 4 points5 points ago

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Am i too late??? Is there no upvote under my chair!?

[–]ShogunPhone 3 points4 points ago

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Can I get an upvote too? c:

[–]BeefyStevey 2 points3 points ago

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So does my misogynistic ass get an upvote?

[–]SneakyPete27 2 points3 points ago

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Why not!

[–]devophill 2 points3 points ago

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I do this pretty much all the time... is that so wrong?

[–]charged4ever 3 points4 points ago

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I'm drunk on reddit right now

[–]imjay 3 points4 points ago

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hahahahaha Fucking awesome, made my morning.

[–]trakam 3 points4 points ago

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If i see a post I dislike I don't downvote it.....I just upvote all the other posts

[–]jamiesam26 3 points4 points ago

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UPVOTE! UPVOTE! UPVOTE!

[–]Whoopdeefuckingdoo 4 points5 points ago

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12:30am in CQ and blind. Have an upvote ya cunt.

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[–]ksmith247 2 points3 points ago

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It is now 1:46 AM in Sydney. If you're still up and voting, Here you go!

Edit: This was totally shameless. Never mind.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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Everybody gets a SCHOOOOOOL

>_<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTuOelEhVTQ

[–]Gobuchul 2 points3 points ago

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Shouldn't it be downvotes to appear like upvotes for us?

[–]ziggerknot 2 points3 points ago

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except for tom, hes an asshole

[–]LOLSTRALIA 2 points3 points ago

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lol Cairns ftw.

[–]CriticallyChallenged 2 points3 points ago

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you get a kiss :*

[–]DarKcS 2 points3 points ago

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because where u came from means ur votes are worth more. wow. 689 upvotes? WTF.

[–]Weenie 2 points3 points ago

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You're giving away something that isn't worth anything in real life. Oprah gave away Buicks.

Wait... never mind. Cary on!

[–]wandsy420 2 points3 points ago

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I've just stumbled upon the biggest wankfest I've ever witnessed....and I love it

[–]Goguen03 2 points3 points ago

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Quick what are the Lottery numbers here in Canada?!

[–]Owain1 2 points3 points ago

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Little early mate?

[–]999realthings 2 points3 points ago

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This must be the anti-thesis of the Downvote thread.

[–]putout 2 points3 points ago

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repost!

[–]ill_upvote_u 2 points3 points ago

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That's me everyday. All day.

[–]InHarmsWay 2 points3 points ago

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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS quote from an audience member from the show:

"I got this free car, but now I have to pay extra insurance."

[–]EastenNinja 2 points3 points ago

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Do I get an upvote as well?

[–]Haddadios 2 points3 points ago

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And YOU get an upvote!

[–]whatamidoinghere78 2 points3 points ago

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Why only 1 up vote ?

[–]phroztbyt3 2 points3 points ago

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TIL: that Aussies know who Oprah is

[–]Cory904 2 points3 points ago

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I think I'm too late for the upvote's

[–]ZiggyOnMars 6 points7 points ago

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hi

[–]fazz 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me think of North korean crying pics

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 1 point2 points ago

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Bees?

[–]aryary 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that Australian Reddit doesn't use any form of anti-aliasing for their upvote arrows :o

[–]99darthmaul 1 point2 points ago

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Did you get the idea for this pic from this one?

http://i.imgur.com/PXe0u.jpg

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's funny... it's 9:42AM in America right now, pretty drunk, and your mom has been working on giving me and upvote for the last hour. My post just isn't staying hard! :( :( :(

[–]Omegle 1 point2 points ago

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ok.. non US guy here... i know that that woman is oprah... what was she actually saying/giving away?

[–]Lagato 1 point2 points ago

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always love that pic

[–]derp_08 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds a lot like r/trees

[–]lactik 1 point2 points ago

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That's funny. When I'm drunk I downvote the fuck out of most topics. I also do this when sober.

[–]paddy665 1 point2 points ago

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Am I too late to get an upvote? Are you still drunk? Hello?

[–]counters14 1 point2 points ago

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You're cool. I approve of the good times had in this thread.

Don't you ever dare change, genupb!!

[–]xgore 1 point2 points ago

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I lost it so hard.

You're fantastic.

[–]Armadildos 1 point2 points ago

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Stop downvoting those poor, innocent people!

[–]Murch23 1 point2 points ago

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Can I get an upvote?

[–]Incredible_Mandible 1 point2 points ago

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BEES!

[–]chipnick87 1 point2 points ago

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Sauce?

[–]kingofdogs 1 point2 points ago

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No, YOU genupb, get an upvote!

[–]I_Am_From_Youtube 1 point2 points ago

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I am just here for the upvotes

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for all the downvotes you Aussie jerk...

[–]R2LUKE2 1 point2 points ago

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AUSTRALIA DON'T KNOW SHIT BOUT OPRAH!