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[–]Bonadoos 75 points76 points ago

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This was hilarious the first time I saw it.

[–]simplicity42 49 points50 points ago

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this was less hilarious the 7th time I saw it

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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and even lass when I was told it was photoshopped

[–]Kurp 17 points18 points ago

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I'm not having fun here. Bye.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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You needed to be told?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i did, but then it was obvious (i wasn't suspicious)

[–]Wilburre 14 points15 points ago

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And this was the first time I saw it. Thank god for reposts. I may never have seen it without them.

Let the upvote system do it's thing.

[–]cody_au 2 points3 points ago

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Hahaha, that wasn't thought out very well.

[–]HowIsItTaken 7 points8 points ago

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white is right

[–]mc_instigator 0 points1 point ago

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Normal

[–]knumbknuts 27 points28 points ago

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This is the best I've felt about being white in hours.

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[–]knumbknuts -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, I don't hold title to the land taken from the Indians, but I will go up to Barona and drop a Benjamin on some heavily crooked slots. Will that suffice?

And, as far as enslaving black people, it's funny you should blame me, the generic white man, for enslaving them. Until they stop ascribing their current ills to others, they will always be behind the power curve.

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[–]knumbknuts 0 points1 point ago

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It's a plural pronoun. Learn to read, you passive aggressive dipshit.

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[–]knumbknuts 0 points1 point ago

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Learn to be funny, it's a big help in others taking things as a joke.

[–]Xujhan 19 points20 points ago

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Watching your karma decay each post in this comment thread is making me want to know what the other guy said.

[–]hot_coffee 2 points3 points ago

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Normal? Please, looks like a ginger to me.

[–]arve93 1 point2 points ago

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Naah, you can't take pitures of persons lacking souls.

[–]cincyfan04 7 points8 points ago

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So old

[–]cesta45 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Senor Changs child?

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

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The Asian looks like little Ken Jeong.

[–]zboub64 1 point2 points ago

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XD i can't stop laughing

[–]chickenhobo 1 point2 points ago

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that is so racist

[–]tyrone17 0 points1 point ago

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this ain't funny, it's more like "wtf"

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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Stolen from Cracked, watermark removed. Fuck you.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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lol. You can't steal imaginary "property."

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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headdesk

[–]gamenutt5 -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes kids, if your not white your not normal.... but hey that's okay!

[–]CatastropheJohn -1 points0 points ago

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Is that ad shopped, or did it actually happen? Can anyone expand on this?

[–]TheMidstOfIt 5 points6 points ago

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It was definitely photoshopped. I think it was for a Cracked photoplasty contest.

[–]cockchomper21 -4 points-3 points ago

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this is awesome. yay racism! so glad im normal...

[–]reverse_transcriptas -3 points-2 points ago

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creepy Asian kid is creepy.

[–]lollypopsiclez 0 points1 point ago

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downvote for repost

[–]LMAO0OO -3 points-2 points ago

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White or tan or white or white, Jesus loves you in his sight.