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[–]hooraah 110 points111 points ago

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I went to high school with that guy. If it makes you feel any better, he was just sentenced to 15 years in jail for running a pill mill.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/pill-mill-kingpin-jeff-george-sentenced-to-15-2099527.html

[–]manbeef 57 points58 points ago

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Douchebag status confirmed. Resume the hate fest, please.

[–]Sodfarm 12 points13 points ago

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Jeff George walks to his vehicle outside U.S. District Court in West Palm Beach Friday after being sentenced to 15 1/2 years.

I guess I don't really understand how this works, but don't people usually go to jail after being sentenced? If I was sentenced to 15 years in prison, and had millions of dollars stowed away somewhere, I'd be off to Mexico in a flash (If i lived in the US. Border hopping is a little less effective in Canada).

[–]kylearm 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, if I were ever arrested/sentenced for something, I'd be a total flight risk. Hopefully I'd be able to play it straight enough that they wouldn't know it. No fucking way would I "report to jail." Fuck that.

[–]piezeppelin 11 points12 points ago

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Now they know...

[–]TheKronk 6 points7 points ago

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You should watch 25th Hour. Great movie.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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is that the one where edward norton has his friends beat him up?

[–]commandx 4 points5 points ago*

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Well if you read the rest of the article it appears they granted special leniency to some of those sentenced.

Clean or not, U.S. District Judge Kenneth Marra decided George deserved to spend a long time behind bars. Rejecting Roth's request for a 14-year sentence, Marra ordered the 31-year-old Wellington man to spend 186 months - 15 1/2 years - in prison. As he did for others involved in the scheme, Marra said George could remain free until April 27.

The article was posted yesterday so I'd assume that means this guy gets to walk around until the 27th of april. I'd guess this guy probably gets an ankle bracelet as part of this deal, and they don't think this guy is a high flight risk.

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George began attending Berean Baptist Church. He is a good father to his infant daughter and a devoted husband to his wife. Forced to give up his Land Rover, Lamborgini and other trappings of wealth, he and his family now live on food stamps, Roth said.

Another paragraph worth looking at. This guy looks to have cooperated so completely with the feds that he is now living off of food stamps. Remember this is a guy who put his own family in jail as part of his cooperation with the cops. I really doubt he's the sort to put millions away, with that kind of detail in there.

Note: This guy is undeniably a piece of shit, and probably should have started rotting in jail from the day he walked out of the court room. However since he is living off of food stamps now I doubt he has millions stashed.

[–]2gig 5 points6 points ago

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Yes, a millionaire drug dealer wouldn't want to take government handouts. Just like billionaire CEOs don't... oh wait.

[–]i_hate_lamp 1 point2 points ago

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It's like when Tommy Chong got his latest sentence. They gave him time after sentencing to get his affairs in order before turning himself in. In most cases, this doesn't happen. It only happens in cases where there is little to no flight risk.

[–]cyberslick188 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, that's crazy.

At first I thought pill mill meant he was some scrub flipping pain killers for $60k a year. Turns out he's a doctor gone bad with a network of 50+ employees and tens of millions in a nationwide scheme.

All of that, several overdose deaths and 15 years. Meanwhile guys in the south get caught with 2 or 3 grams of marijuana and do 30+ years.

edit: maybe he's not a doctor, nevermind.

[–]asdfaoeu -4 points-3 points ago

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All of that, several overdose deaths and 15 years. Meanwhile guys in the south get caught with 2 or 3 grams of marijuana and do 30+ years.

Don't you think that's maybe just a bit of exaggeration.

[–]cyberslick188 7 points8 points ago

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No, actually it's not.

[–]buckynutz 0 points1 point ago

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he should get a life sentence, considering the ring was linked to 40 ODs, fucked up... he'll probably be out in less than 5

[–]chefjpv 0 points1 point ago

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3 ppl on this thread so far that went to high school w him. Too funny. I went to wellington.

[–]ManofToast 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, so he was a scumbag because he was a drug dealer and the truck had nothing to do with it, interesting.

[–]PennyGremlin 0 points1 point ago

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somebody should have just told him those things don't make your penis any bigger. IT'S ALL A LIE.

[–]Atheistus 0 points1 point ago

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talking from experience?

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[–]iAmLegion3614 56 points57 points ago

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I see a little person standing next to a truck. Don't mock little people, its a genetic disorder, his penis is probably in proportion to the rest of his body.

[–]SgtSloth 12 points13 points ago

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Then that fence is like one of those child safety gates?

[–]wizard_2 3 points4 points ago

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Came to post this. Wasn't disappointed. I can't tell if that truck is too large to legally be driven on roads... or that man is the most well proportioned midget I have ever seen.

[–]sgst 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly what I thought. I thought 'so there's a two foot tall guy... so what?'

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

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Dude I legitimately tried to see that guy as a dwarf.

[–]ManofToast 115 points116 points ago

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Remember when this joke was funny? Me neither.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Maybe that's just a regular sized truck and he's a very small guy, leading him to have the small penis.

[–]emocliae 7 points8 points ago

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Or a normal sized truck, very small guy, normal sized penis.

Woof.

[–]h0ser 5 points6 points ago

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I hate most trucks because their headlights are usually at the same level as my mirrors. Bright lights give me horrible headaches.

[–]bigdanrog 0 points1 point ago

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Then be a man and get a truck!

[–]ggk1 198 points199 points ago

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yeah, fuck that guy for buying something he enjoys.

[–]guy_on-a_buffalo 57 points58 points ago*

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Seriously. He has a passion, and something that he likes. I hate the "He must be compensating for something, and a complete asshole."

*edited for grammar.

[–]slimbruddah 23 points24 points ago*

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Wrong.

I went to high school with that guy. If it makes you feel any better, he was just sentenced to 15 years in jail for running a pill mill. http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/pill-mill-kingpin-jeff-george-sentenced-to-15-2099527.html>

Ego maniac using money to show off power.

This shit is obvious like fuck.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Which high school you go to? Gardens High here

[–]chefjpv 0 points1 point ago

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I went to high school w him too. I live in welly still.

[–]nuclear_cheese 45 points46 points ago

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My passion is exposing my scrotum in public. You can't hate me for it because that would make you a hypocrite.

[–]guy_on-a_buffalo 8 points9 points ago

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Have at it, it doesn't cause me any harm.

[–]nuclear_cheese 13 points14 points ago

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Sure about that?

[–]guy_on-a_buffalo 11 points12 points ago

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Yup. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people exposed their genitalia in a public setting without harmful intent.

[–]pulezan 3 points4 points ago

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But you would probably take a pic of it and whore it for karma on Reddit. You know you would. So don't bullshit now, this pic is a joke, I don't think OP really witnessed the size of that gentleman's penis.

[–]dr_dickhead 0 points1 point ago

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No but you will go to jail for it. Good on ya

[–]Leelu_Multipass 0 points1 point ago

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My passion is slapping bare scrotums in public

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[–]slimbruddah 6 points7 points ago

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Straight up.

[–]catsfive 1 point2 points ago

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Yup. It's driven by a passion. Not by about any insecurity or stupidity. Move along. Nothing to see here.

[–]00derper 4 points5 points ago

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Great, now when I buy a car I have to choose it small enough not to make people think that I have a small dick ಠ_ಠ

[–]nuclear_cheese 8 points9 points ago

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Exactly. I like to buy crotchless women's underwear and flash people wearing it. Fuck you. I do what I enjoy. You can't judge me.

[–]darkpaladin 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously, I'm sick of the small penis shit. I drive a customized mustang which I bought and customed because I have a fucking amazing time driving it. There's no image associated with it. I don't give a crap if people think it's awesome or stupid, god forbid someone buy something like this because it brings them personal joy, they must be compensating.

[–]springy 7 points8 points ago

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Don't get so angry. You must be compensating for something.

[–]hydrogenous 4 points5 points ago

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As a gun owner, I feel the same way.

[–]metalhead4 1 point2 points ago

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Serious guy is serious, guys.

[–]FalconPaunch 0 points1 point ago

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I'm with ya man. :3

[–]lizabiz 11 points12 points ago*

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Does that truck even fit on the road? I think people are entitled to enjoy things and have preferences such as this, but I still can't help but think the driver is kind of a d-bag when I see a massive vehicle on the road that doesn't appear to be for a specific use. It really sucks being behind unnecessarily large vehicles, and terrifying to be tailgated by them. I understand there are semis for transporting and trucks for a variety of reasons, but it just seems this truck is this large just to scream "look at me". I don't want to look at you, I want to see where I am going on the road. Yeah, I guess I am a judgmental butthole.

Edit: the dumb. already.

[–]aspartam 2 points3 points ago

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Some guy was driving one of these rigs out of a strip club parking lot and hit and killed a woman. He claimed he didn't see her.

"Detectives are still trying to determine the legality of the vehicle to operate in a public street," Senior Cpl. Gerry Monreal said.

[–]nuclear_cheese 3 points4 points ago

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Can't you understand that he's just buying something he enjoys??? This isn't about you, or about his small penis and balls. This is about AMERICA. AND IN AMERICA WE BUY BIG CARS. Why? To put our big ass guns and Freedom Fries.

So fuck you and your road safety because this is AMERICA. And I have a God given right to own a big ass useless truck to compensate for my tiny penis that I destroyed through years of steroid abuse.

AMERICA.

[–]ManofToast 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yea.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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well you could say the same thing about driving on the road with a car, you could be on a scooter.

[–]Kingleary 27 points28 points ago

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I don't understand this connection between penis size and vehicle size. I get the the large car is supposed to somehow compensate for the small penis, but I don't see how that makes any sense.

[–]ThatsSciencetastic 8 points9 points ago*

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You don't understand how some parts of American society think large/loud/fast vehicles are manly?

Someone going through a mid-life crisis might buy a sports car, this guy bought a ridiculous truck.

[–]jakemyers7 14 points15 points ago

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what happens if you work hard in life and are finally able to afford the sports car or maybe you just like a big truck yet still have an average-above average penis.

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[–]callmegoat -4 points-3 points ago

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Guy with big penis here, I don't like big cars.

[–]jakemyers7 10 points11 points ago

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did some research a goats dick is pretty small

[–]bigdanrog 1 point2 points ago

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Another guy with big penis here. I do like big cars.

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. THEN WHAT DO YOU LIKE THAT INDICATES YOUR PENIS SIZE?? We have to know!

[–]callmegoat 0 points1 point ago

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coffee

[–]thetasigma1355 -2 points-1 points ago

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While I'm sure they exist somewhere, I've yet to meet someone who drives an excessively large truck (and I'm from a rural town, I understand the necessity of big trucks) when, if described to a group as "a real chill guy who has great people skills", wouldn't cause half the group to be rolling around in a wet mess of laughter tears. Think of it like a tramp stamp. I'm sure there are girls who get those that aren't whores. But I've yet to meet one.

[–]trololuey -5 points-4 points ago

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It's called envy. The joke is so old that now anyone who was actually trying to compensate would buy a smaller car so that everyone would think he must have a huge penis because he's so secure driving that little vehicle.

[–]Trolls-Gone-Wild 2 points3 points ago

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Whenever I see these trucks, I always remember the countless news stories broadcasted about how a father accidentally ran over his child, and they always say he was driving a lifted truck.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Ha ha ha. Small penis joke. HA ha ha ha. So original. Ha ha ha ha

Now, all joking aside, that is the exact truck you want when the Zombie plague comes.

[–]nobodynose 5 points6 points ago

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Yes:

  • you can run over zombies easily.
  • Zombies ain't gonna be pulling you out of your window

No:

  • it's a lot harder to get into your car. the extra time might just be enough for the zombies to get you.
  • you get like what? 8 miles per gallon?
  • loading the truck bed will be a pain in the ass.

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Good points. The pros outweigh the cons, though. If you are already in the truck and need to go through a mob, this is a good choice. You should have Jerry cans up the wazoo in the back, and also a dirtbike just in case.

[–]nuclear_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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I'd prefer a bank truck modified with treads instead of tires.

[–]catsfive 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nuclear_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yes.

[–]Joao_Platypus 0 points1 point ago

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a giant robot that forms together in pieces out of individual bank trucks with treads instead of tires

[–]c7hu1hu 1 point2 points ago

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a giant robot that forms out of mechanical lions

[–]nuclear_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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This sounds familiar. Power rangers??

[–]c7hu1hu 0 points1 point ago

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Voltron

[–]Khavok 11 points12 points ago

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I hate people with things they enjoy

[–]Garren191 6 points7 points ago

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For all of those people defending this guy for enjoying it. I have interacted with plenty of these kinds of people having worked in the automotive industry, and most of these people are just a bunch of douche-bags with too much money who pay to fix their trucks up like this just for the sake of being seen on the road, they drive like ass-holes, and are most likely to be the kind of person that 90% of redditors would complain about anyway. They aren't buying something that they enjoy, they're just buying a big sign saying "pay attention to me ass-holes".

[–]FalconPaunch 9 points10 points ago

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Sorry, I like big trucks and loud engines and fast stuff and shit. It's called preference. My penis is not affected by that or is inversely proportional to said vehicle size.

People enjoy this stuff, jeez.

Though, if he used steroids...well...I took health class in 9th grade, so I don't wanna brag...

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[–]FalconPaunch -1 points0 points ago

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You're seriously thinking about the size of my dick? You're a joke. Everybody has things they enjoy, certain people like different things, maybe I am over-reacting some, I suppose it is kind of a joke, but still, if you make assumptions about people like that, you're kind of an asshole. My two cents.

[–]Kiangel 1 point2 points ago

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My dad used to live in a neighborhood with a football player who drove a ford f550 . I have never seen one in person, closest I have come is a f450. If this isn't one, I imagine it is what one looks like. My dad described it as a small semi.

[–]Wesman444 2 points3 points ago

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This is one of the F-650 or F-750's.... them a big ass truck

[–]rkwwvu 1 point2 points ago

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no its a 550. you can only get the 6's and 7's in a flatbed.

[–]laxman3737 2 points3 points ago

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its a ford xuv. expensive as hell. they come bigger than that

[–]Wesman444 0 points1 point ago

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Every F-550 picture I've seen doesn't have the same headlights as this....

Do a search for F-650..... tons of them with boxes :D

[–]Kiangel 0 points1 point ago

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I had no idea they got that big... O.o

[–]RockAndROFL 1 point2 points ago

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Weird, the F-550s I've seen on the oilfield look mostly like regular pickup trucks, albeit with different boxes or flatbeds on them.

[–]nuclear_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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described it as a small semi.

Of course that's the problem! That's why he bought a big ass truck!

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

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With a stock suspension, that's a normal-sized truck. That thing's been lifted at least 8 inches, among other customizations.

[–]boobsbr 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dudeAwEsome101 0 points1 point ago

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Damn!

Too bad it doesn't move faster.

[–]SoAwkward_ 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly love these trucks. I already said so myself that if people saw me getting out of one, they would say I have the smallest penis ever, because I am 5'5" and 105 pounds. Fuck society! I am going to buy one.

[–]whatdatshit 2 points3 points ago

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According to Reddit, you must have a small-man complex after posting on Reddit for so long due to the fact that everyone on here except you is 6'6".

[–]SoAwkward_ 0 points1 point ago

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wat.

[–]whatdatshit 1 point2 points ago

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Your guess is as good as mine.

[–]DylanWalmsley 1 point2 points ago

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I drive a Ford Focus. Is my penis regular to larger-than-regular size?

[–]benjaminius 1 point2 points ago

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Phew! It's not a pic of me. N-Not that I was, you know...worried...or anything. At all.

[–]alpha_guy 1 point2 points ago

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in this case it might be true, but i wouldnt just judge the guy's penis through the size of his truck.. its the stupid ass unnecessary raising of the truck that shows how small it is. Monster Truck style for regular driving? now THATS a small dick

[–]BenCelotil 1 point2 points ago

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I can understand someone owning a 4WD with a raised body for off-road work, but can someone tell me why vehicle manufacturers haven't gotten rid of the problem of the driveshafts ruining that height advantage?

Would it really be so difficult to have a diesel-hydraulic or diesel-electric-driven system that clears the entire undercarriage of the vehicle and leaves only the wheels protruding underneath?

I don't need such a thing but it's just something I find weird about off-road vehicles.

[–]downhillwalrus 1 point2 points ago*

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The height advantage is not solely due to the body itself being lifted. (To be a pedantic asshole, a body lift means the cab sits higher off the frame, which may also be the case, but I believe the suspension lift, ie the frame is higher off the suspension, is what you are referring to.) A lot of times, as it appears to be with this truck, the suspension is lifted so that larger tires can be installed lifting the entirety of the truck farther off the ground, giving you more clearance under the rear and front axles.

The driveshaft is never lower than the rear axle assembly in any case, and that is the true limiting factor here. You can raise the diff and still go down to the hubs by using CV Axles, but the problem with this (especially on a truck as large as this) is the strength tradeoff.

CV Axles are weaker than a full axle assembly, both in terms of torque applied (you lose some power by changing the angle of the applied force) and in terms of what it takes to break them. I guarantee you that the rear axle assembly on this truck is HUGE and designed for large amounts of torque that you just can't put into a CV Axle system.

No matter how clear your undercarriage is, something still needs to turn the wheels, and that something is going to scrape if you drive over something taller than it.

TL;DR: Suspension lifts are to fit bigger tires on, the driveshaft doesn't go below the rear diff anyway.

[–]BenCelotil 1 point2 points ago*

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I wasn't very clear, so I'll try again.

Imagine if the wheels were simply a rim and a fixed hub, the hub being the centre of an electrically or hydraulically powered motor, and the rim actually being the part that turned - either forwards or backwards for momentum, and perhaps even enhancing steering since they're independently powered.

The diesel engine provides the electricity or hydraulic push to the wheel motors via wiring or tubing, adding maybe a few inches to the inside width taken up by the wheels but not much.

The design could work down as well, allowing a vehicle to lower nearly to the ground for wheelchair access for driver or passengers, or cargo, what-have-you.

[–]MasterTotebag 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting concept. I like your creative thinking. Unimog has a solution to this in their large trucks where the driveshaft is not located in the center of the wheel but rather the top: spinning it as a cog.

[–]FalconPaunch 0 points1 point ago

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Possible, but alot of work. Be a better idea to rip out the diesel engine and tank and fill majority of free space in the engine bay, truck bed, and in between the frame rails with batteries and electric motors.

[–]Inamanlyfashion 1 point2 points ago

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A guy I know just bought a Raptor, and feels it necessary to make fun of my Mazda3 hatchback. The way I see it, one of us is clearly compensating, and it ain't me.

[–]lady_bug 1 point2 points ago

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Is anybody else seeing a regular sized car, with a really tiny man standing beside it?

[–]Youwannaseeitreally 0 points1 point ago

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We should be family.

[–]springy 1 point2 points ago

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If this is driven on private land, then what is the problem? Or course, if he drives it on public roads, then he is just an inconsiderate moron.

[–]JoePurdy 1 point2 points ago

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It is probably inverted.

[–]RynoXD 1 point2 points ago

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That thing has to be inverted

[–]iNNeRKaoS 6 points7 points ago

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My friend, my brother, and I were sitting having a few beer, and a big truck comes roaring past the house.

My friend said "Man, that guy must have a tiny penis."

I respond with "That's why I drive a small car."

My brother, not missing a beat, says "That's why I walk..."

[–]dr_dickhead 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck

[–]callmegoat 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I crawl

[–]jmaple076 17 points18 points ago

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That's why I qwop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's why I cut my own legs off.

[–]Colostomy 0 points1 point ago

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I drive a Ferrari.

[–]dr_dickhead -1 points0 points ago

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No dude. You drive a car because you can't afford a big truck. Get your story straight don't butter it up by pretending you have a huge dick. People with huge dicks don't talk about having a huge dick.

[–]CodeMagician 2 points3 points ago

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I don't get it, people with big trucks have a small penis and people with small sports cars (Porches) have small penises. So only people with midsized vehicles have big penises? Or do you have to drive a hybrid to have a good sized penis these days?

[–]springy 1 point2 points ago

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People with midsized cars have small penises too. Assuming we are talking about the USA here.

[–]Evanthatguy 3 points4 points ago

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Is he bothering you in some way? No? Then why don't you stop mocking somebody's lifestyle from your computer chair that you don't know. This joke is ridiculously unfunny.

[–]spopoff54 -2 points-1 points ago

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Do you own a huge truck?

[–]Evanthatguy 2 points3 points ago

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I drive a toyota hatchback.

[–]spopoff54 4 points5 points ago

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Aaaaaah, so you've never made fun of someone for something ridiculous they bought?

[–]dr_dickhead 1 point2 points ago

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Well actually i do own a lifted truck and am not compensating for anything, I legitimately like customizing my truck with tires and a lift, and taking it mud bogging which you clearly wouldnt understand the necessary use of a lift.

[–]Somojojojo 0 points1 point ago

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This guy. I also extremely enjoy seeing my truck lifted, hearing it roar, etc. I'm also quite content with my manhood. Just like the guy who covers his house in star wars stuff, or the rich guy with a yacht bigger than my local hospital... It's pure enjoyment. The whole "small penis" thing has gone from "joke" to "spite because you can't also afford to do that," or "you think it's useless so it's your sworn duty to make fun of that person."

[–]dr_dickhead 0 points1 point ago

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Finally someone who agrees. I also love the look of a lifted truck and the sound of some good exhaust. What kinda truck do you have and what have you done to it?

[–]Somojojojo 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda late reply, but I have a '92 Silverado step-side with 6" lift, true dual flow master super 44 exhaust, bored out 350, 35" mudders, pro-comp shocks, air bags in the back. Also, second dry-cell for the stereo system. What about yours?

[–]dr_dickhead 0 points1 point ago

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I have a 96 dodge ram 6inch on 35s true duals 360 engine mud truck but my daily driver is a 08 power stroke 8 inch lift on 38s chipped and delete.

[–]Somojojojo 0 points1 point ago

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Niiiice :D my daily driver is an '05 Colorado on 31" all terrains. Haven't done much to it yet besides the flow master 40 delta exhaust. Levelling kit comes soon.

[–]nuclear_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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Never. Scout's honor.

[–]spopoff54 0 points1 point ago

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Well, my mistake then

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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So if i stand beside something i automatically own it....Find.Me.Emma.Watson

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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He should lay off the steroids.

[–]Jewbobalicious -1 points0 points ago

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Because he's built like someone who lifts weights somewhat regularly?

[–]hooraah 9 points10 points ago

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Nope. That dude not only used steroids, but was selling them. Then he started up a bunch of pill mills. Now he's in jail.

[–]nuclear_cheese -1 points0 points ago

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But he's got a SWEET truck brah! Fresh tan, fresh pills, fresh... MA WHERE'S MY GODDAMN PROTEIN?

[–]Jewbobalicious -2 points-1 points ago

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I find it pretty unlikely that the person I responded to knew that, and was simply pointing out that anyone who spends time in a gym doesn't necessarily use steroids. Hell, I've got friends bigger than that dude who would never think of taking a cycle of anything.

[–]yay_socialism 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Sir_Walken 2 points3 points ago

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no, i think tato714 was implying that he looks like he's on steroids.

[–]Say_Ocean 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit sure is obsessed with other guys' dicks and clothing... I think Reddit is full of closeted gays.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of a great truck commercial in my area. 'truck for camping, truck for the commute' then a close up of one of those 'truck if your a jerk'.

[–]bRizzz 3 points4 points ago

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Which means... OP has a small penis!

[–]CreepinUpAStorm -1 points0 points ago

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As a female, this is exactly what I think when I see a guy with a huge, unnecessary truck.

[–]Cornsky -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for not being shallow.

[–]Pinworm45 9 points10 points ago*

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This is exactly what shallow is. What you just said is like saying it's not racist if it's against white people.

[–]Cornsky 0 points1 point ago

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You must drive a large truck...by your offense and lack of comprehension, this seems all too likely. Now, it's just nice to see that some women realize that guys that drive something like this obviously need attention. Whether it's an issue of penis size or just personal insecurity, doesn't matter. It's sad...it's sad that that is the only way they can feel secure and meaningful. It's a stupid truck. In the greater scheme of things, it is absolutely worthless...but to people like you it's the only defining 'quality' you/they have. And I was just complementing her on seeing through the macho insecurities.

[–]miked1be -1 points0 points ago

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I'm thinking it was meant as sarcasm.

[–]The_Billek 1 point2 points ago

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That's s pretty sick truck.

[–]fjhgdsfgad 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else thinks he looks like kevin james? haha if he were skinny

[–]spopoff54 0 points1 point ago

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That looks so similar to the pickup in Tango and Cash. Now that I think about it, does that mean Russell and Stallone have small dings as well?

[–]yay_socialism 0 points1 point ago

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actually they do; stallone has been on roids for decades. those balls must be the size of marbles at this point.

[–]spopoff54 0 points1 point ago

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good call, but that leaves Russell. What's the explanation there?

[–]JadeXY 0 points1 point ago

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Duke Nukem, is that you?

[–]Xcon2 0 points1 point ago

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Worlds shortest guy right there, looks like a toy soldier.

[–]Atworkwasalreadytake 0 points1 point ago

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He's actually just miniature, that truck is normal sized.

[–]Frogtarius 0 points1 point ago

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"World's smallest man with his remote controlled car"

[–]circa1015 0 points1 point ago

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This picture seems a little fish eye

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't T-pain have one of those? The truck not the small dick

[–]Knux02 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That truck is specifically designed for professional douche bags.

[–]kingjmy 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Reddit is sensitive about penis jokes

(SENSITIVE HA HA HA)

[–]CoinSausage 0 points1 point ago

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It's like the grape in the bunch that never got to be a grape

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he tows spaceships for a living.

[–]thecubanguy 0 points1 point ago

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sorry about your penis, bro.

[–]yayweb21 0 points1 point ago

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I just see a massive truck with a huge dick next to it. Where is the small one?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I rod in one of those before....the suspension is freakin terrible....my back hurt after 10 minutes.

[–]A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea what I would do with a truck like that, but I do know that it would be as awesome as it was illegal.

[–]daganjafarma 0 points1 point ago

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Blow anyone? Just because he sold drugs it doesn't mean he was a terrible person. He probably was blinded by his money/success/power.

[–]Cuisee 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, so the guy is a douche. I don't care about his penis, the truck is bad-ass... though I don't want to fill it up... or pay the insurance... or have to fork out the $ for it.

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

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maybe that's a normal size truck, and he's just a really small person.

[–]putabagonit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vorhut 0 points1 point ago

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The only thing I hate about people who get their truck lifted is, they never really seem to adjust their headlight pitch. This really sucks when they are tailgating you!

[–]meepstah 0 points1 point ago

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Are you kidding me? That thing looks like a complete BLAST to drive around, especially if you've got some places to get it dirty. Don't even try to tell me you wouldn't like to take that baby for a spin.

[–]catsfive 1 point2 points ago

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It's not an off-road truck, that's for sure.

[–]meepstah 1 point2 points ago

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How do you figure? That thing's lifted like mad.

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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Look at your local lifted trucks. You'll see that the suspension still has to clear the differential. So, to lift a truck on the street is no big deal... just take it higher. But to take it off road, especially with such a heavy truck here, it takes an EPIC suspension, especially as the trucks get heavier and heavier. REAL off road trucks--ones that actually perform, ones than actually CAN go anywhere--are generally lighter. This truck would blow a strut within the first mile, guaranteed. That's my uneducated opinion!

[–]meepstah 0 points1 point ago

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Today I learned. Thanks for the info! I've never messed with a big truck; the most offroad I get to do is mud in the subaru and an s10 with chains. Both lots of fun but the big stuff is a whole different ball game.

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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These trucks are mostly for show. A truck that big wouldn't get very far off road.

[–]SockBlock 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Scott Caan?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nah to me it's not the bigger the car the smaller the penis. To me it's, the louder the motorcycle....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I love it when those guys tail gate me at 50mph. It's always fun to see the fear of god in their face when I slam on my brakes and they're forced to take split second emergency actions in order to avoid the accident I just tried to cause.

[–]TrFessler 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, this is the smallest penis ever. Large Vehicle

[–]MofoMethotrexate 1 point2 points ago

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Cause that thing sawed it off.

[–]Rejdukien 0 points1 point ago

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[–]witty_account_name -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Sodfarm 0 points1 point ago

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Aside from the fuel efficiency, that truck would be rad. It's huge, awkward, probably a cop magnet, and unnecessary in every respect. But where I'm from, literally every household has a full-sized pick-up truck. This thing would make you a God, and the ladies here love this retarded shit.

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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Hence:

[–]ballhit2 0 points1 point ago

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God there are a lot of bitches in this thread with small dicks who can't afford such nice things

[–]gloomdoom -2 points-1 points ago

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May have a small penis, may not. But he's likely had 40 times the amount of sex as the average redditor. How can I tell? He's outside, which is already an improvement of 80% of redditors in terms of procuring a sex partner.

[–]springy 0 points1 point ago

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Dunno, I hardly ever have sex outside.

[–]SweetLeafKush -3 points-2 points ago

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Seriously.... You just wish you could fucking afford one.

[–]BokehBurgher -2 points-1 points ago

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Yup, you can see the camel toe clearly. He has a big ol' mangina, that's for sure...