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[–]BigRedCat 4 points5 points ago

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Cocaine is such a grisly habit.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I was addicted for a while and couldn't bear it.

[–]BigRedCat 3 points4 points ago

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Opinions on the drug tend to be polar :/

[–]sfled 3 points4 points ago

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I hate comments that panda to the lowest common denominator.

[–]BigRedCat 2 points3 points ago

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If you paws to think about it, you might like it more :D

[–]SkoobyDoo -1 points0 points ago

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these pun threads are so unbearable

[–]vCubedv 1 point2 points ago

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I wish cocaine was at the least bit bearly legal

[–]IUseTabascoAsLube 2 points3 points ago

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Bear version of Dr. Rockzo.

[–]jormugandr 2 points3 points ago

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It would be sad if we found out that that was some sort of nerve toxin left there to kill nuisance animals and that we're witnessing the agonizing deaths of a couple bear cubs.

[–]manmalade 1 point2 points ago

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pure uncut shit right there

[–]Dude_man 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GoodLookingPants 0 points1 point ago

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"I can stop whenever I want!"

[–]WHYS_THIS_FUNNY -1 points0 points ago

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OH MY, it's funny because rat rubs face in white substance that looks like cocaine! Do you get it? And he has a lot of energy, just like somebody doing cocaine! haaaa.

[–]I_Like_Skittles 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure those are bears. On a side note, "I DOOO COCAAAINE"!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i think this guy gets it!

[–]Snowy_crack 0 points1 point ago

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