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[–]PeopleAreStaring 192 points193 points ago

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That wasn't even staged. Just a random Tuesday.

[–]ClicheRedditor 11 points12 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]WordsTheyWontHear 5 points6 points ago

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Such a cute little boy!!!!

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[–]bitch_im_a_lion 29 points30 points ago

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Didn't click it, look at the fucking name people. If you see a name remotely similar to this with nothing but a imgur link in it's comment. DO NOT CLICK IT, IT IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING YOU'LL FIND ON 4CHAN. Also report them.

If his comment/account gets deleted the name is: ClickAndFired, his past names have been: shouldnthaveclicked, dontclick, and donotclick

[–]bakerie 6 points7 points ago

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I kind of wanted to see the picture because of your comment... Alas...

[–]Traiteur 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the heads up, Sean!

[–]IDrinkBatUrine 18 points19 points ago

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Bitch, he's a lion!

[–]PapaPunch 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure what it was because I clicked on a mobile and a pop-up flashed up before the main page loaded. I'm kind of pissed. What the hell was it?

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know because if you re-read the first 3 words in my comment, it says "didn't click it" I look at the names now because after accidentally clicking this guy's links 4 times, I take a second to read names. I do not wish to know what this guy linked to, because I'm sure it's something really, really fucked up.

[–]Seburrstian 5 points6 points ago

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Can you, uhh, give us an example?

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 5 points6 points ago

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Dick in a meat grinder.

[–]Seburrstian 5 points6 points ago

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Oh god why

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 5 points6 points ago

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See what I'm talking about here?

[–]Seburrstian 4 points5 points ago

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That's just disturbing.. Thanks for warning me before I clicked it :/

[–]Upvotesoutofpity 1 point2 points ago

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Speaking of reading names, for witnessing the "dick in a meat grinder" mentioned below... You're more deserving of this upvote than anybody. No one should have to see that.

[–]PapaPunch 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's been spamming the same link a good twenty or so times. His user profile: http://www.reddit.com/user/ClickAndFired

[–]Darktidemage 21 points22 points ago

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who the fuck puts their baby in that position? look at the neck. Jesus christ!

[–]xm1337 1 point2 points ago

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its like the exact opposite of supporting the head.

[–]VPCockPistol 1 point2 points ago

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at first glance i thought i was on r/picsofdeadkids.

[–]pauerbach08 1 point2 points ago

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Afraid to check if that's an actual subreddit.

[–]Almyar 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed.

[–]reneepussman 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, don't check that out

[–]Almyar 1 point2 points ago

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It exists!? all my hope for humanity has now vanished.

[–]oldnewport55 40 points41 points ago

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"Hey MOOOOOM, can you come in here for a second?" "what is it dewhy do you have my new towels wrapped around your ass?" "look mom I just need you to sit on the couch with you eyes closed and legs spread apart for like 2 minutes"

[–]salixman 24 points25 points ago

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"Don't worry it's for the internet"

[–]nekrotik 25 points26 points ago

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The photo is of this guy. He's also a redditor.

[–]IDrinkBatUrine 18 points19 points ago

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Yes, I remember when this hit the front page a year or so ago. Reposts for everyone!

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[–]Piratiko 25 points26 points ago

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I found this very difficult to masturbate to.

[–]relevant_rule34 72 points73 points ago

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better? - NSFW

[–]redditallreddy 2 points3 points ago

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ooooooh, baby! Bonus fapping!

[–]AvatarJack 1 point2 points ago

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I have you marked as HOVER TEXT GUY! I'm ashamed it took me a minute to figure out why that is....

[–]DrunkenRedditing 1 point2 points ago

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I went and downloaded that thing that the reddit bronies use for they want to be "secretive" with their god damn inside jokes. I don't know why. I guess I just don't being lied to.

Anyway, another benefit is that I don't have to hover over that shit anymore and wait for it to come up.

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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[–]catgoesmeow22 0 points1 point ago

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MY EYES!

[–]ineedateam1 -1 points0 points ago

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I like the child more then the grown ass man...

Blah - i hate hair too

[–]CraigChrist 3 points4 points ago

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But not impossible!

[–]Piratiko 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it does have boobs after all

[–]I_put_the_t_in_troll -1 points0 points ago

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I doubt it.

[–]studmuffffffin 10 points11 points ago

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Is this legal to look at?

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[–]IAMGodAMA 13 points14 points ago

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this isn't something you want to risk getting wrong

[–]ineedateam1 -1 points0 points ago

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Will you please pick up your crazy kids and put em in a ...school... for tards

[–]GiantManaconda 2 points3 points ago

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this guy sounds legit

[–]PSNDonutDude 4 points5 points ago

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:O

[–]USMCsniper 2 points3 points ago

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the weird thing is the reverse diamond on the new accordion

[–]pinguino42 4 points5 points ago

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I thought rule34 meant porn. This isn't really rule34 at all.

[–]Qwerty439 5 points6 points ago

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I hope not, I already feel bad enough for looking at that.

[–]salixman 6 points7 points ago

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I probably don't wanna ask, do I?

[–]crackshot91 2 points3 points ago

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Curiosity killed the po-CAT. IT KILLED THE CAT.

[–]salixman 2 points3 points ago

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On Reddit they're pretty much the same thing.

[–]crashnburn753 2 points3 points ago

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Would it be weird if I said, "She filled out nicely."?

[–]kentrel 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, because she didn't.

[–]crashnburn753 4 points5 points ago

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I'm an A-cup kind of guy.

[–]alliebp 4 points5 points ago

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she's gained about 4 pounds in her lifetime.

[–]IAMGodAMA -5 points-4 points ago

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Holy fuck dude take that down it's CP.

[–]recursive 2 points3 points ago

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Not really P at all.

[–]IAMGodAMA -2 points-1 points ago

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do you really want to take that risk?

[–]recursive 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck it. I'll risk it. You only live once.

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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Calm down man, it's been posted about a million times on Reddit alone, let alone the entire Internet. It's hardly CP. It comes from a bigger set usually of other people doing the same style photos and they're not naked.

[–]ineedateam1 0 points1 point ago

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Uh no its not....

[–]jacobo -1 points0 points ago

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i don't understand people like you. Child pornography? are you serious?

i bet you are an american extremist. (not all americans are like that btw, but...)

[–]Rymswitorange 22 points23 points ago

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You were quite possibly the ugliest baby I have ever seen.

[–]cheebnrun 1 point2 points ago

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The man who says what everyone is thinking... A voice for the mind of the populace

[–]nocdonkey 9 points10 points ago

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jesus h, that was an ugly baby.. looks he just crawled off the set of Total Recall as that mutant leaders' double.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Aww what a cute ba... URGH WTF

[–]snickles19 2 points3 points ago

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not a cute baby picture... at all....

[–]jumpingjefferso 3 points4 points ago

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Definitely not creepy...

[–]Yoyo8 2 points3 points ago

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Well if you mean the grown ass man in a cloth, wrapped around as a diaper or the baby with a disfigure face. Than yes creepy as hell.

[–]Berkel 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure that child's neck is getting strained...

[–]Dwarfio 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, memories.... this was the first picture I ever saw on Reddit.

[–]asshatnowhere 2 points3 points ago

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for a sec i thought that was 10guy

[–]idontwatchtv 2 points3 points ago

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His name is Justin and his tumblr is here: http://idointernet.tumblr.com/

[–]kaltivel 2 points3 points ago

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That baby seriously looks dead.

[–]cheebnrun 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]Burned_Kitties 5 points6 points ago

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I see that gut was not in fact just "baby fat"

[–]monstercablessuck 3 points4 points ago

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It's like he didn't even age!

[–]cb43569 3 points4 points ago

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Okay, I don't normally call things out for being reposts, especially since I unsubscribed from r/funny a long time ago, but this is actually a picture of a redditor that has previously been submitted to reddit. Reposting reddit on reddit is terrible.

[–]bhindblueiz 1 point2 points ago

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This is wrong, but so right.

[–]woehoe 1 point2 points ago

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'I want bitty!'

[–]onearmmanny 1 point2 points ago

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Hah. Here they are stacked.. other pictures have worked better but I needed to make this one. lol

[–]USMCsniper 1 point2 points ago

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would it have killed her to put on some red pants?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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baby looks deformed

[–]thewormauger 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't the guy in the picture post this himself a few months ago?

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

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Didn't the guy in 
the picture post this himself 
a few months ago?

[–]dyslexic1991 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Momonga_In_Flight 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the belly is still drooping

[–]Help_I_Lost_my_face 1 point2 points ago

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Why isn't this in WTF?

[–]cheebnrun 0 points1 point ago

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I just laughed forever

[–]Trevor1993 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was dead at first. Or deformed somehow. Anyone else think that?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Would you really want to win this one?

[–]tootsthekill 1 point2 points ago

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wow... these comments are kinda mean eh? i thought the picture was hilarious! and your mom must be awesome for you to have wanted to ask her to recreate this picture!

[–]warpfield 1 point2 points ago

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I've never been so simultaneously impressed by the effort and repulsed by it.

[–]TheHangOfThursday 1 point2 points ago

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I really, really thought that baby was dead.

[–]mikejac 1 point2 points ago

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so so so terrible

[–]Rorkimaru 1 point2 points ago

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Just out of curiosity, Americans do you consider this man to be fat? Not chubby, fat.

I'm not trying to incite any sort of debate here I'm just trying to get some insight into modern american culture.

Heh, homophones, I never use two in a sentence.

[–]menomenaa 3 points4 points ago

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Well, to be fair, anybody without a lot of muscle definition will have a really floppy stomach in certain positions because of gravity. I'm a skinny girl but have NO muscle tone in my abs, and if I lay on my side a certain way, my stomach hangs in a way that makes me look fatter than I am.

That dude standing up might not seem as fat as one would initially think after seeing this picture.

[–]triscuit540 8 points9 points ago

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Yes he's kinda fat

[–]wellactuallyhmm -1 points0 points ago

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I would say he's fat, but standing up he may not look as fat.

[–]g0ing2f4st 0 points1 point ago

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thats disturbing...

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

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Is that the guy that was injured, got frustrated and then his mom helped him out?

[–]5one6 0 points1 point ago

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this looks like marshal and lily

[–]lancex 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as "rec-reation"...

[–]AlyGator69 0 points1 point ago

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I can just image him asking his mom to take this photo with him. I giggled.

[–]EKsTaZiJA 0 points1 point ago

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i realize its funny, but you have to have some serious mental issues to dress in only a diaper and lie essentially naked on your moms lap at that age.

[–]LaoFuSi 0 points1 point ago

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Brings to mind Babycakes' Pietà.

[–]TitleShouldRead 0 points1 point ago

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You know they can take temperatures orally now, right?

[–]Taurox 0 points1 point ago

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You look like you had some serious fucking issues as a baby, glad to see you came out ok, well fat as fuck, but ok otherwise.

[–]s78 0 points1 point ago

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here waaaaaaaaaaay too long.

[–]StudleyMumfuzz 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward.

[–]RodneyFiendish 0 points1 point ago

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His face,on his baby self (in the baby self photo) forms so it looks like it's making a hand out of the pudge,or is that his actual hand?I say "his" but he could have been a baby girl in that picture.

[–]Jaymaster1 0 points1 point ago

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So u asked your mother if you could lay on her half naked?

[–]moshrider3 0 points1 point ago

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Is the merideth from the office, on the second floor...

[–]amyelizabeth88 0 points1 point ago

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Gross

[–]TupacTuesday 0 points1 point ago

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That baby is one ugly summabich

[–]fg33473r2d2 0 points1 point ago

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Chernobyl baby has evolved.

[–]ekarshi 0 points1 point ago

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looks like the baby is having a bad time there from his expression

[–]doomsday_puppet 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's just unfortunate...

[–]jAke48700 0 points1 point ago

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the baby pic was more unsettling

[–]tool_rulez 0 points1 point ago

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looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys in the last pic!

[–]scottyd1127 0 points1 point ago

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That's one mighty beer gut. I'm envious.

[–]prboi 0 points1 point ago

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That baby looks deformed!

[–]gnit2 0 points1 point ago

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That is one ugly muthafuckin baby.

[–]theMystk 0 points1 point ago

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re-creation

[–]analrapist_tobias 0 points1 point ago

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this made me almost piss myself, nice work

[–]i_lick_legos 0 points1 point ago

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that beer belly...is a toomah.

[–]filladellfea 0 points1 point ago

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oh. my. god. i am laughing so hard right now.

[–]exbtard 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Downvoted.

[–]newlyburied 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]megamoose4 0 points1 point ago

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did that baby melt?

[–]masterhikari 0 points1 point ago

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And just think, no matter how disturbing this stuff may be, it's still fluff on 4Chan.

[–]Freakin_Jedi 0 points1 point ago

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Do we really want to call him a "winner" at this point?

[–]jcarules 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly, there are grown men that actually strive to live being treated like a baby. Literally.

[–]Kyle368 0 points1 point ago

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I want to know how he came to his mom and asked if he could take a picture in a diaper on her lap

[–]Nenor 0 points1 point ago

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What an ugly baby...

[–]Darth0s 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a stillborn on top?

[–]Scarydoll 0 points1 point ago

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Is it weird that I find this funny?

[–]WarPhalange -2 points-1 points ago

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Dat beer belly. Get your ass to a gym.

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 0 points1 point ago

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Don't anyone say it...

[–]WarPhalange -1 points0 points ago

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Is he dead or something?

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 1 point2 points ago

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Top 3 pieces of reddit advice...

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[–]Ahnza 1 point2 points ago

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He needs a lawyer.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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So I can't tell someone to get to a gym because a bunch of retards made a meme out of it? You need to get out more.

[–]SamsquamtchHunter -2 points-1 points ago

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It's called a joke, a phase made for humor...

[–]HoneyNinja 0 points1 point ago

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I feel.. scared.

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[–]Horny_Troll 0 points1 point ago

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Agent orange is the one to blame

[–]naked_ditchdigger -1 points0 points ago

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And Doctor Spock destroys another family.

[–]MDCurrent -1 points0 points ago

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How did you find my baby photos?

[–]gluestick300 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh no I can't unsee this. I love the idea but the demonstration is unsettlingly, if you get what I am trying to say here.

[–]listentolizzie -1 points0 points ago

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I want a picture of his mom's face when he asked her to do this.