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[–]KaliHeartCoffee 35 points36 points ago

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It's from an Indian Mentos commercial.

[–]alcoholiccactus 30 points31 points ago

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And in reality......profs don't give a shit if you're there or not.

[–]i_gusta 6 points7 points ago

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Not in India.

[–]alcoholiccactus 7 points8 points ago

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in the US they couldn't care less. and half the time they say so.

[–]Lovvi 13 points14 points ago

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Troll face ruins it

[–]Kai2709 4 points5 points ago

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I found this to be quite amusing

[–]sAlander4 13 points14 points ago

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this is only the second time I've seen this on here so i ain't even mad.

[–]bkow 2 points3 points ago

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I have actually used this, and guess what. My professor got pissed and told me to leave the lecture.

[–]makerofrages 6 points7 points ago

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It may be a repost but it's funny. Upvote

[–]synerrgy 1 point2 points ago

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And it made me smile.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 1 point2 points ago

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I hate to be that guy, but can someone explain this to me?

[–]The_Resisty 5 points6 points ago

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The guy is late to class. When the guy makes it to class, he starts walking slowly backward. When the professor looks back, the guy looks like he's trying to sneak out of class/leave class early. The professor tells him to sit back down.

[–]the_rule 2 points3 points ago

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How is leaving a lecture halfway in any way better than arriving late? Students aren't allowed to enter if they arrive late in some places?

[–]deadpear 1 point2 points ago

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Arriving late enough times will negatively affect your grade. Trying to leave and getting caught does nothing.

[–]ErnestMorrow 2 points3 points ago

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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQuNvJHpVs](Here's the full commerical.) The idea is that if the teacher sees you walking in late he won't let you in or give you detention or something. The kid walks backwards because he's fooling the teacher into thinking he was just leaving to go to the bathroom or something, which makes the professor think the kid was there on time.

[–]we_love_dassie 1 point2 points ago

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If this was a movie he would hook up with that girl who smiled at him when camera panned over to her face.

[–]slaphappyslappy 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY FUCK ive always wanted to try that

[–]Citizen_Snip[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Me and my friends used to do something similar to this in middle school. Our last class of the day was all the way across the school, so we only had 5 minutes to get there, 90% of the time we wouldn't make it. We had an old semi senile English teacher. When we were late, we would take off our backpacks, and wait outside till she went to the computer to take attendance. We would open the door slowly and throw our backpacks behind any desk real quickly, and dart into the room, she would look up from our computer and see us standing up and tell us to sit down "I'm taking attendance!"

[–]ChadwickHenryWard 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand why getting caught sneaking out is better than being caught being late. Still, his prof was wrong about something. Hehe, fuck that guy....

[–]funkytaco 0 points1 point ago

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If you want to watch a Bollywood movie, I recommend Rockstar

[–]chris4z01 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST!

[–]Famouszjay23 0 points1 point ago

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boss

[–]SociallyAwkwardSheep 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT MOVIE IS THAT!?

[–]Misterhyper 0 points1 point ago

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All these reposts... :/

[–]nemisis54 -2 points-1 points ago

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repost

[–]Paradoxal_Inv3rsion -2 points-1 points ago

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Saw this first on memebase but it is one of my absolute favorite gifs in the world!

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[–]kilkrod -4 points-3 points ago

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Everything is a repost Rule 24