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[–]paksman 93 points94 points ago

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So that's how it all began???

[–]Dapwell 11 points12 points ago

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Yup.

[–]yangx 2 points3 points ago

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Aliens man, they are the worst, don't even follows the rules of gentlemen games.

[–]BluApples 1 point2 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ WHITE MOVES FIRST!

[–]yangx 0 points1 point ago

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Little did you know alien and predator were once roommates during college who then began to hate each other more and more. Someone make a sitcom.

[–]Cabana -2 points-1 points ago

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This didn't help either

Alien getting punked left and right!

[–]mechabeast 36 points37 points ago

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Id watch the shit out of this sitcom

[–]skameeto 6 points7 points ago

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[–]pdmcmahon 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, I hate it when I'm in the shower and something is reposted for the 50th time, too.

[–]khdutton 28 points29 points ago

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GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

[–]frankfriedmaier 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh?! Why don't we try that?!

[–]HunterTV 0 points1 point ago

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Most bizarre line in a movie ever.

[–]DARYL_VAN_H0RNE 6 points7 points ago

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This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.

[–]khdutton 7 points8 points ago

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Wuhl...WHYDONTCHA JUST PUT HER IN CHARGE?!?!

[–]DARYL_VAN_H0RNE 1 point2 points ago

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"salutes"

[–]HunterTV 2 points3 points ago

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Ah-firmative!

[–]Oosterhuis 0 points1 point ago

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Just in case some of you weren't aware. This famous line was in fact improvised.

[–]tomasziam 12 points13 points ago

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Predator is a shitty roommate.

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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More like

Predator: "Dude, we agreed I shower at 8:15, you at 8:30. Gonna be late for work and shit!"

Alien: "Fuck off!"

Predator: flush

[–]Logical_Psycho 18 points19 points ago

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Better than AVP:Requiem

[–]NyanWookieCookie 5 points6 points ago

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so much potential and then... nothing. Horse shit.

[–]jonbovy 2 points3 points ago

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AVP:Rectum ruined my faith in both alien and predator films. It was the equivalent of what twilight did to vampires

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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don't worry, Alien3, Alien resurrection and the AvP movies never happened.

[–]NyanWookieCookie 0 points1 point ago

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I actually liked alien 3 and alien resurrection.

[–]Kracus 16 points17 points ago

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Why is this making me laugh so much? I've already seen the damn gif.

[–]TheNegativeVote 23 points24 points ago

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☐ Because I can
☐ Cat
☐ Facebook
☐ Screenshot of reddit.com
☑ Unadulterated repost

[–]majikmixx 0 points1 point ago

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Complains about repost, Redditor for 1 day.

[–]fiat_lux_ 2 points3 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]Xoebe 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this gif before. I keep wondering if it was inspired by this:

Alien Loves Predator

I linked to the first episode.

[–]BeerBeforeLiquor 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, I've seen this porno

[–]WFOE 5 points6 points ago

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A lot of the newer showers don't do this anymore.

[–]Nomnomnomitron 3 points4 points ago

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Something tells me the predator won't enjoy breakfast when he goes for some eggs.

[–]herpaderpterp 2 points3 points ago

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He should have dropped an epic, green deuce and THEN flushed.

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

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upper decker?

[–]mortghttg 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Plurple 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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where is this from?

[–]thaddius 1 point2 points ago

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It was a promo for the Space Channel in Canada.

[–]Concubicycle 7 points8 points ago

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False? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrqSCn0sBPw I thought it was originally from this video game commercial.

[–]TomtheWonderDog 0 points1 point ago

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"Ahhhh! It's like boiling acid!"

[–]Keskasidvar 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen this gag work at all, in all the showers I've been in when the toilet was flushed, the water temperature never changed.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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only thing that happens in my home is that the water pressure drops a lot in the shower

[–]doedipus 0 points1 point ago

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it's only an issue if you live in a house with old plumbing. most new houses are built so that this sort of thing doesn't happen.

[–]LessSumo 0 points1 point ago

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.... and Predator flushes the toilet. What a dick.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ForeverACup 0 points1 point ago

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wat

[–]Windows_97 0 points1 point ago

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That is quite possibly the coolest thing I've seen all year

[–]CHSistheBEST 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]Dr_Robotnik 0 points1 point ago

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...and you're an alien and a predator flushes the toilet.

[–]beetlboy 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh every time lol

[–]zxcv73 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't my repost attempts ever work like this?

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when I find Xenomorphs in my shower, too.

[–]antoniomax 0 points1 point ago

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Still a better love story than _____________. Wait, does anyone mind giving some context?

[–]johnydeluca 0 points1 point ago

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SO funny!

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

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I've lived in many places and I've never lived somewhere where the toilet flush-shower gag worked.

What happens when you flush the toilet?

[–]MRRoberts 2 points3 points ago

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Water gets really hot.

[–]red_05 4 points5 points ago

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Wow in my 25 years of life I have never been anywhere where this works. I always thought the water got really cold when this happened. TIL

[–]MRRoberts 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe some places, but in my mom's house the water gets scalding hot for 15-20 seconds.

[–]red_05 1 point2 points ago

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Cool; only thing that ever happened remotely similar to this is when my dad turned off the hot water line when I was 14 taking one of my "long" showers. Showers are much more important when you hit puberty.

[–]itrollulol 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly what I thought.

[–]HunterTV 2 points3 points ago

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No, the toilet draws from the cold water line, lowering the pressure of cold water to the shower, which messes up the fine balance of hot-to-cold ratio, so it gets hot.

It's kind of like when you're watching Netflix, you can tell your roommate is downloading massive amounts of porn because the video starts to stutter.

I've always lived in older houses where the cold water line is shared between all appliances (someone starts doing laundry the same thing happens in the shower), but maybe they have dedicated cold water lines to showers now, so it's not as bad...?

[–]arahman81 2 points3 points ago

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It's kind of like when you're watching Netflix, you can tell your roommate is downloading massive amounts of porn because the video starts to stutter.

Or he just started BT'ing without any BW adjustment, doubly worse, as it also kills multiplayer gaming.

[–]red_05 -1 points0 points ago

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roommate is downloading massive amounts of porn

ಠ_ಠ

No way I could ever have a roommate now. I needs all teh widthbandz!

[–]meetsh33ld 0 points1 point ago

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AVP 3

[–]AZJeepDude 0 points1 point ago

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THAT IS AWESOME

[–]emilyanne93 0 points1 point ago

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This should probably be in r/WTF ...

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

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no

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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SO IT'S YOU! You've been making that subreddit a useless pile of barely funny pictures!

I hate you with the fire of a thousand... meh, I just strongly disagree with the opinion you seem to support in your post.

[–]emilyanne93 0 points1 point ago

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whhhhhaaa? :S

[–]bloodflart -1 points0 points ago

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Hate it when you're in the shower and repost.

[–]Egregiou5 -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]bloodflart 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Egregiou5 -1 points0 points ago

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Awww... That is the cutest kitten I have ever seen!

[–]Datdus -3 points-2 points ago*

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Do you Americans still live in the 50's? What the fuck. I can shit and take a hot shower over here.

EDIT: Oh noes, butthurt 'Mericans.

[–]tharoodypoo 5 points6 points ago

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Nah, we only pee in the shower here

[–]Microchimp 1 point2 points ago

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"It's all pipes! What's the difference?"

[–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

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EDIT: Oh noes, butthurt 'Mericans.

MWAHAHAHAAAA-JUUUA!!!!

[–]American_Greed 0 points1 point ago

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PLEASE.. these are our friends from the north. They are a lil backwards.. eh. ;)

[–]Phenomena0 0 points1 point ago

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As a Canadian I have never experienced this.

[–]samuel_cazelli -5 points-4 points ago

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I logged in just to upvode this.

[–]DARYL_VAN_H0RNE 2 points3 points ago

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why arent you logged in all the time?

[–]puravida1024 -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't connect it. You might get a virus!

[–]rhuddles -2 points-1 points ago

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They look like Power Rangers villains.

[–]Flavored_Crayons -2 points-1 points ago

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Thats hot.

[–]LAlynx -2 points-1 points ago

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This looks like a bad episode of power rangers

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[–]brecheisen37 1 point2 points ago

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You fail at trolling.

[–]1337_n00b 0 points1 point ago

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lol no no to see the original go to youtube and search for "rick astley never gonna give you up" then press the first result lol

[–]enonex -3 points-2 points ago

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... Reddit, you've lowered your standards. Too many reposts. What ever happened to reposts being downvoted into oblivion?