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[–]Dapwell 7 points8 points ago

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Socially AWESOME Penguin: Someone points a gun at you, act like it happens every day

[–]CrossCheckPanda 4 points5 points ago

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The house next to me is unoccupied because the previous tennants (husband and wife) went on a drive through bank robbing spree. They got TWO BANKS before they were arrested. Can't make that crap up.

[–]American_Greed 0 points1 point ago

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link?

[–]MasterCharlz 8 points9 points ago

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A plastic bag, eh? I may have a suspect in mind

[–]wesssleh 2 points3 points ago*

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Nope he would have been on a horse.

[–]vigilanterodent -1 points0 points ago

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I think I might love you

[–]MadMageMC -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think... I KNOW I love him. purchase!

[–]MasterCharlz -1 points0 points ago

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Let's be honest, who doesn't?

[–]JoyStain 4 points5 points ago

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Yayyy!! The first time I have seen my town on Reddit

[–]adrez86 1 point2 points ago

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same here

[–]JoyStain 1 point2 points ago

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We should be friends or enemies.

[–]TsunanoSora 2 points3 points ago

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This wasn't a failure. This guy just successfully found out how to not rob a fast food restaurant. Maybe next time he'll think to bring a bigger gun. That would do the trick.

[–]chrisanonymous 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure I know exactly which Wendy's that would have been.

[–]rounding_error 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Phoenixphre 1 point2 points ago

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It's a father daughter duo! I found them! http://i.imgur.com/wQtol.jpg

[–]JavaPants 1 point2 points ago

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I know who did it

http://i.imgur.com/wQtol.jpg

[–]dippindool 0 points1 point ago

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better luck next time.

[–]drummer1059 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of CKY

[–]Eueptis 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like a genius plan

[–]fatheraabed 0 points1 point ago

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When did Fullerton get a Wendys? I lived there for 14 years and never saw one.

[–]Dr_Robotnik 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LigerZer0 -5 points-4 points ago

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Those fucking pricks at Wendy's. I once drunkenly stumbled into the drive through because it was the only thing open, and after waving some money at the employee while trying to explain that I only wanted a baconator and was willing to pay double price, got the same reaction as the dude trying to rob them with a plastic bag over his dome. I may as well have been wearing black make up and pointing a handgun at his chest.

[–]drakins 1 point2 points ago

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It's a DRIVEthru. They have specialized walk up windows at some restaurants that completely bar you from any physical contact with employees. A normal drive thru window would be incredibly unsafe. There's also plenty insurance reasons not to serve someone where idiots will be driving.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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insurance reasons not to serve idiots where someone will be driving

FTFY.

[–]Joegotbored 1 point2 points ago

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lol I used to work overnight at a pharmacy in a small town. I would eat fast food at 3am on my lunchbreak. I got quite a few free meals by having drunk people without cars pay me to get their food. Always the same scene, some drunk trying to order, getting pissed that they wouldn't take the order from pedestrians. I would offer to order for em and profit.

[–]Starpire -2 points-1 points ago

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There's a little bit of narrative error here. Normally news reports don't say things like "walked away." Walked where? More information is required to make this a believable story, rather than a funny one, so I don't think this is legit.