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[–]Bratva 63 points64 points ago

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Honestly, the comments are all going to try and be funny, but this is one of the most bad-ass pictures I have ever seen.

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS 6 points7 points ago

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Actually this was a sad night. The tree ended up catching fire during the race and the forest and surrounding houses were burnt to the ground. 12 families had to be displaced and multiple pets died in the fires. how can this be funny?

[–]Kracus 12 points13 points ago

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Shouldn't you be doing something?

[–]definitely_yes -3 points-2 points ago

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joo

[–]The_Derek 0 points1 point ago

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True?

[–]mullingup 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bruce_Bruce 0 points1 point ago

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I'm confused as to why people would downvote this.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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because there's way too many people on reddit who find it awesome to just say stupid shit!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Omg, where are his knee pads, he could graze himself.

[–]Niobium41 40 points41 points ago

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Let's go get some fuckin' Mountain Dew.

[–]Medicated_Jay 11 points12 points ago

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CODE RED!

[–]otis_the_drunk 1 point2 points ago

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That looks more like a code blue.

[–]groupnap 0 points1 point ago

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EXTREME!

[–]kelseyxiv 2 points3 points ago

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... then let's drink some fuckin' surge while wearing our Jnco jeans

[–]HappyVlane 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Achalemoipas 0 points1 point ago

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You know, I never understood why mountain dew never actually used the mountain dew song for their commercials.

[–]iamwudu 12 points13 points ago

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Best. Suicide. Ever!

[–]unholyravenger 2 points3 points ago

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Almost, The best suicide ever involves making a noose out of piano wire and gluing your hands to your head, then when you drop you will be decapitated but your hands will still be attached. People walking by will then exclaim "Holy shit did that guy just rip off his own head?!"And that is the best suicide ever.

[–]gump69 17 points18 points ago

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Project Badass.

[–]throwawayacctOMG 1 point2 points ago

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Light the pyrotechnics! 1...2....3... Bad ass.

[–]Vietname 9 points10 points ago

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YOOOOGA FLAME

[–]hypnoganja 5 points6 points ago

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white people.

[–]Acrimony01 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate

[–]hypnoganja 1 point2 points ago

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i'm caucasian and grew up amongst a group of caucasian friends that used to do x-treme shit all time. IME, you really only find white people engaging in this kind of x-tremery.

[–]Theedukeybrown 13 points14 points ago

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"hey bro, I'm bored. Wut shuld we do lol?"

"bro. Light me on fire. Ha ha wut..... Oklol...but put me on a bike first."

[–]templardrake 26 points27 points ago

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"Only if you put on your helmet first, brah. Safety first"

[–]NeverAnon 2 points3 points ago

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I literally just posted a picture of one of my fire breaths and now I see you have preemptively one-uped me. how long have you been a fire breather and what is your fuel of choice?

[–]thefifthwit 3 points4 points ago

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The difference between you and OP is that you are ACTUALLY a bad ass, he just posts pictures of people being bad ass for karma. So you win. And earned your karma honestly.

[–]Mertag 1 point2 points ago

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There is only one choice for fire breathing fuel. Clear lamp oil, the purest you can find. Also, Dont be fire breathing if you dont have someone training you that knows what they are doing. I myself have gotten hurt even under supervision. (although whip training was worse, I still have scars.)

[–]otis_the_drunk 1 point2 points ago

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No freaking way. Lamp oil is too greasy for my tastes. Because it is so greasy, it doesn't evaporate and it ends up turning my wet towel into a fuel soaked wick which is obviously unsafe. Not too mention the smoke leaves me with black boogers, a slight cough, and messy equipment.

I prefer white gas (Coleman campstove fuel). It leaves a metallic taste in my mouth but burns cleanly and some of my tricks require the higher octane. It evaporates quicker and burns a little hotter but in the end I prefer that to the alternative.

[–]affix 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer white gas

You are going to die, or injure yourself so badly that you will wish you were dead, if you keep using white gas. It has a flash/evap temperature far too low to breathe fire safely. You're going to get a blowback sooner or later, or if you're lucky and quit before you do, chemical pneumonia.

Please, please, please don't use white gas/naptha. Lamp oil/kerosene only.

[–]otis_the_drunk 0 points1 point ago*

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Kerosene gives me chemical burns. It makes my whole mouth numb and peels the skin off of my face like a sunburn. Lamp oil smoke irritates my throat and nose. Black boogers for days. The worst I get from white gas is a metallic taste in my mouth or the occasional hungover feeling after accidentally swallowing too much in one night. Lots of water and a greasy meal fix that like a charm.

On a related note, it was what my teacher recommended. Ten years ago. He's in his 60's and has been a fire-eater since the Nixon administration. 2

EDIT: As for blow back, any flammable liquid carries that risk. That is why any fire-eater worth his salt will always have a soaking wet towel in hand in case of emergencies. The biggest risk with white gas in that respect is its tendency to reignite if the towel is removed too quickly which reintroduces oxygen to the fire triangle before the heat can adequately dissipate.

[–]Mertag 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not suggesting lamp oil due to it not being as toxic, but that's a nice plus too. The safety benefits to lamp oil far outmatch any other fuel which should make it your fuel of choice. As lamp oil needs to be mixed with air to ignite, blowback and having a towel catch fire are significantly lower. Still carry a wet towel around, but I don't want you to risk scaring that pretty little face.

[–]NeverAnon 0 points1 point ago

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If I were you I would take a good long look at the MSDS for White Gas and ask yourself if thats really something you want to put in your mouth. Its much more toxic than Ultra-Pure Lamp Oil, not to mention the very low flash point and high burn temperature make it very easy to seriously burn yourself. if the rag you're using to wipe off your face is getting soaked enough to ignite then you need to work on your aspiration because there really shouldn't be that much to wipe. Do yourself a favor and switch to Lamp Oil or you could be looking at some very serious health issues 10 years down the road.

Coleman Camp Fuel MSDS

[–]otis_the_drunk 0 points1 point ago

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I've used white gas for ten years with no ill effect.

[–]NeverAnon 0 points1 point ago

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then you're lucky but some time down the road its gonna catch up with you in the form of major stomach problems and gum and tooth damage.

[–]neutronicus -1 points0 points ago

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Bacardi 151. Not OP, obviously.

[–]SpinalX 2 points3 points ago

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..and then...?

[–]Ocrasorm 6 points7 points ago

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A dude in school on day tried to breathe fire my filling his mouth up with deodorant. He got very very pail and had to go home.

What a gobshite.

[–]Sniperchild 1 point2 points ago

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Perchance do you be Irish?

[–]akatherder 3 points4 points ago

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How could you tell if an Irish person got pale?

[–]Sniperchild 4 points5 points ago

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If you asked him for a bucket

[–]Ocrasorm 1 point2 points ago

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I do be indeed be.

[–]Sniperchild 2 points3 points ago

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Good.

[–]loudflash 0 points1 point ago

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Gobshite is common throughout the UK.

[–]neutronicus 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, why wouldn't you just use 151?

[–]JAPH 0 points1 point ago

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pale. He got very pale. "Very pail" would be if he put a bucket over his head.

[–]m0nwell 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the new phone background.

[–]--putty-- 1 point2 points ago

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x-post to r/mtb they will love it.

[–]matheron 1 point2 points ago

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there's water below him

[–]mrmightymyth 1 point2 points ago

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I like to think that this guy was just jumping his bike in the woods at night with some friends and one of them just happens to be an exceptionally violent dickhead.

[–]thatsnotmyfleshlight 1 point2 points ago

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Yol Toor Shol!

[–]Derrie 1 point2 points ago

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<3 Pinkbike!

[–]Mind_Virus[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Red Bull is for pussies!

[–]mindglitch 1 point2 points ago

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Goodbye eyebrows.

[–]ominoustoad 0 points1 point ago

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came here to say this. This dude is going to have a very smooth face and arms for the foreseeable future.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"I had the lens cover on, could you just do that one more time?"

[–]Blaque 1 point2 points ago

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-Why the fuck did you do that for?

-He err had a spider on his shoulder.

-Oh, carry on then.

[–]nickbfromct 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of Lakairomania pic; video you WILL NOT be disappointed

[–]KSMKRAGE 0 points1 point ago

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Looks safe

[–]127001y 0 points1 point ago

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Tried something similar in eighth grade. Ohh I miss my front teeth....

[–]brazijl 0 points1 point ago

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and he didn't even ask for it

[–]Mertag 0 points1 point ago

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PLEASE dont try this at home. Rest assured that the biker is probably fine due to the properties of lamp oil, but fire breathing is not something to try lightly.

[–]JonLeeCon 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit!! That guy on the bike is shooting fire balls at that poor man underneath him!

[–]skippyG 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to see a video of that, to see if the rider crashes and, while rolling around putting out the flames the other guy can't help because his face catches fire.

[–]oneIozz 0 points1 point ago

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Shit man... That's amazing camerawork. I'm going to make this my new desktop background.

[–]YouGonLearnToday 0 points1 point ago

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Hot Wheels, amirite?

[–]TheFecalJesus 0 points1 point ago

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This picture made me feel like I lost my man card by sitting in an office all day.

[–]Abscheu 0 points1 point ago

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W-why would you even consider that? Yes it looks bad ass but... That's really silly!

[–]Qaplalala 0 points1 point ago

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Last time I was at burning man, a couple guys set up a bike ramp, poured fuel all over it and let anyone on a bike take the jump. It was pretty fun.

[–]turtal46 0 points1 point ago

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Coming from someone who has been burned on roughly 42% of their body with 2nd and 3rd degree burns, he's a moron.

Anyone who isn't a professional, or at least someone educated about 'stunts' and knows what they are doing, who would be willingly do this to themselves is apparently unaware of the agony that will eventually follow.

They might not 'deserve' it, per say, but fuck...they are dumb.

[–]RedSquaree 0 points1 point ago

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Mind_Virus, you already posted this a few months ago.

[–]m2nello 0 points1 point ago

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For whatever reason I imagined that this wasn't planned. One guy was just going off a ramp when someone else walked up and spit a massive fireball at him.

[–]dedtigers 0 points1 point ago

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WHOOPS DUDE LOOKOUT

[–]reissc 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks to inflation, everyone else's balls are now slightly smaller.

[–]aeronailslice 0 points1 point ago

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this is just too awesome of a picture that it can not be degraded by any comments

[–]denir1 0 points1 point ago

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yo dawg i heard u like fire, so i put one right in YOUR FACE!

[–]GnartarSauce 0 points1 point ago

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Another Mind_Virus repost...

[–]Acrimony01 0 points1 point ago

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Guy probably does not have eyebrows anymore.

[–]MadWombat 0 points1 point ago

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Have you seen my bear Tibbins?

[–]melfstah 0 points1 point ago

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SUICIDE WITH FIRE!

[–]omnilynx 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually the result of a longstanding feud between the sideshow performers.

[–]JohnnyMalo 0 points1 point ago

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"I trust you to do this, man."

"How much do you trust me?"

"More than woooords..."

"La da da la dee da da da da da."

[Cut to gay, fiery sex. Do not look away.]

[–]whateveryouwantit2be 0 points1 point ago

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another addition of project badass

[–]FairieswithBoots 0 points1 point ago

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bro

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

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Screw Red Bull giving you wings. Red Dragon gives you FIRE!

[–]whatiscontrol 0 points1 point ago

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BMX: Flame Atronach Edition

[–]Brendurr 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever happened to natural selection

[–]suprsolutions 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure that dude got injured.

[–]ksm6149 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FrostByt -1 points0 points ago

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There is extreme and stupid. This is stupid.

[–]traffick -1 points0 points ago

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I would vote for any Presidential candidate who licensed that photo. Presidenting LIKE A BOSS.

[–]Raviente -2 points-1 points ago

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You call that pyrotechniques? Such half-assed effort.

This on the other hand, totally badass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCX1yB6ISDc&feature=related

[–]takenagain -1 points0 points ago

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look at the guys face who's breathing fire!

[–]Arternative1 -1 points0 points ago

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Aww yeah, ghost rider is up in this bitch.

[–]Almighty_Max -1 points0 points ago

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Perhaps it's from the upcoming Nitro Circus movie?

[–]Magnificent_Zero -1 points0 points ago

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I believe there is another part to this equation, and it involves crashing.

[–]TeCuervo -1 points0 points ago

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Now the need to do that next to a cliff

[–]mr_doohit -1 points0 points ago

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and it burns burns burns...

[–]baracore -1 points0 points ago

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HOLY JEMOSES!!

[–]raydeen -1 points0 points ago

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Ghost Rider!

[–]Krosscut -1 points0 points ago

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[–]thefifthwit 0 points1 point ago

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Dude. I just got caught in a loop, damn you.

[–]Krosscut 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. ;)

[–]beyerch -2 points-1 points ago

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You know, I've been burnin' to try something like that for a while now......

[–]RokushoCom -2 points-1 points ago

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Have you ever been so mad, you hang a bike on a tree and lit it on fire?