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[–]Keep_Scrolling 16 points17 points ago

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"It attacked me first! Honest!"

[–]MoonDaddy 7 points8 points ago

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I really appreciate you re-posting this particular image. I was telling my friend about why I could no longer sleep with this girl because one time she crawled up onto the bed naked on all fours and looked at me in such a way that was supposed to convey desire but really just made her look like THIS EXACT DOG (albeit minus the entanglement in the curtains). I could've spent hours, nay, years searching for this image again but YOU, YOU RUBBERBAND2008, have re-posted your way into my heart.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I would have also accepted 'ruh-roh'.

[–]keikii 0 points1 point ago

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Just "Shit" and I was like "haven't I seen this before?", but if it said "ruh-roh" I would have lost my shit.

[–]barrymacockenya 11 points12 points ago

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Maybe he's blind.

[–]teejmya 2 points3 points ago

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First laugh out loud of the day. Thank you sir.

[–]sevlemeth 6 points7 points ago*

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This pic makes me shutter.

[–]MedievalKnieval 3 points4 points ago

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Typical terrible Boxer behavior.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Boxer owner here. After 4 sets of ruined blinds, I no longer have blinds. They are so concerned about where people go when they leave the house, that they will do anything to get a look out the window, which generally involved destruction of sorts.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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We have to crate him when we leave. He always gets a treat and chew when he goes in and now he's totally used to it. But yes, boxers are co-dependent messes. Luckily we never have to leave ours for more than a few hours.

[–]mage2k 0 points1 point ago

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A strict kennel training regimen when they're young will take care of that. I happen to know that the dog in the pic at hand never saw the inside of a kennel before he was over a year old when I gave an extra one I had to his owner.

That being said, the dog in the pic is a frikkin awesome dog!

[–]Jamielynn80 1 point2 points ago

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I have a little cousin who did something similar but worse once. I just remember waking up to crying and that boy had somehow gotten himself completely tangled up in the blinds AND the blinds string thing...he looked so horrified, and I will NEVER forget the awful wailing OR the look on his face when he saw me. He was in a complete panic. (Him, about 5 me, about 9).

[–]Guybrush_Threepwood 1 point2 points ago

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Hope the dog is ok, those things are like knives.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. JUST HELP ME."

[–]TrinityZ 4 points5 points ago

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I just laughed so hard that it hurt. Thanks for sharing!

[–]blackcatgirl 0 points1 point ago

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i laughed harder!!! thank you for sharing!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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498th repost. We can get to 500 if we try harder!

[–]DAVENP0RT 9 points10 points ago

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Really? I'm moderately surprised I've never seen it, if that's true.

[–]icantsurf 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it was posted a day or two ago.

[–]twosev -1 points0 points ago

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[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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THIS COMMENT IS SUCH A REPOST THINK OF SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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OMG! YOUR COMMENT IS SUCH A REPOST THINK OF SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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ACTUALLY NO ITS NOT I SUGGEST YOU SHOW PROOF

[–]specialdefects -2 points-1 points ago

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I believe in Reddit, we can get there! http://i.imgur.com/97MEy.gif

[–]Vangoghbothears 1 point2 points ago

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wasn't there a pic of another dog doing the same thing a few weeks ago? They should be friends.

[–]natetan 1 point2 points ago

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I accidentally your blinds.

[–]Retanaru 0 points1 point ago

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You shouldn't really have this style of blinds when you have pets, especially if it has that pull string. They tend to hang themselves on accident.

[–]callummr 2 points3 points ago

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by accident

FTFY

[–]LLv2 0 points1 point ago

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The dog just accidentally his whole life.

[–]LNMagic 2 points3 points ago

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Time to put the dog down.

[–]modog97 0 points1 point ago

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Tag line: SHIT

Thumbnail: SHIT

Oh..

[–]chiefdk 0 points1 point ago

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D'awwwwww Boxer

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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release me and i will be your best friend

[–]Viandroto 0 points1 point ago

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"Well, this is awkward..."

[–]brianpepinski 0 points1 point ago

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I can see my dog doing this

[–]BroncoGolfer08 0 points1 point ago

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I do not photoshop well at all, but my roommates cat does this, so I sent him this. http://i.imgur.com/7cl8q.png

[–]GomoGomon 1 point2 points ago

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SHIT! a repost!

[–]emib5000 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like this happens with my daughter all the time. Except she doesn't give me a guilty look she gives me the "Oh aren't I cute and you just gotta love me" look.... Pisses me off so bad that I can't be mad at her.... >:Ol

[–]Saenii -4 points-3 points ago

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Cool story bro...

[–]THE_Pr0fe55i0nal 0 points1 point ago

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"This isn't where i parked my car!"

[–]gingersnapbear 0 points1 point ago

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"On the bright side --- I caught the fly."

[–]Cgillespie4 -1 points0 points ago

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Look at that! Yet another repost that gets more points than anything original I could ever post -_-

[–]Skalywag -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't do it.

[–]cheesesavouries -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]DarkWatcher -1 points0 points ago

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Dumb dog.

[–]msaifhassan -5 points-4 points ago

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SHIT I am too skinny.. FEED me

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip -1 points0 points ago

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And the award for "Most creative title" goes to..

[–]Fei_Long -2 points-1 points ago

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Is that a white boxer? They are very rare because they usually kill them when they are born. I have a white boxer named Mack and he is an awesome dog.

[–]YourMomSaidHi 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think people kill them. They are usually deaf though and you are not allowed to breed them. I had a buddy who got a white one that wasn't deaf. He did get cancer though

[–]that-nigger-guy 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah my friends mom got cancer and she's white and not deaf.

[–]YourMomSaidHi 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting. I think we are on to something. Keep up the research

[–]mage2k -2 points-1 points ago

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That's my buddy's dog and he's a trip.

White Boxers are not killed at birth. They are also not rare but the ABA does not allow them to be registered because they tend to have a lot of health problems. They're essentially walking bags of recessive genes. The whole "white Boxers are rare" bit is a myth that's been perpetuated by people breeding unregistered dogs who want to then sell them.

[–]linkrobin -2 points-1 points ago

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Imagine if the phone rings at that very moment. "No,dawg is not here"

[–]BokTheGolem -3 points-2 points ago

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What "inane rubbish" is this? That's right, I know -__-

[–]nrg13 -3 points-2 points ago

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Really master? Here?

[–]atlantisiron -5 points-4 points ago

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It's simple; we kill the blinds, man.

[–]d3bat3_gurl2013 -1 points0 points ago

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What a little cutie! <3