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[–]omplatt 245 points246 points ago

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HOW DO....LEGS.....WORK???!!!!!????

[–]sje118 224 points225 points ago

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QWOP

[–]Mytzplk 177 points178 points ago

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Looks like his legs aren't QWOPerating

[–]CSIHoratioCaine 64 points65 points ago

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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Pilpecurb 17 points18 points ago

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[–]ekedin 3 points4 points ago

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Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go! CRASH BANG

[–]FlintGrey 3 points4 points ago

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I'm moderatly annoyed that that's called instant CSI and not instant Roger Daltry

[–]Pilpecurb 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah.

[–]CSIHoratioCaine 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah.

FTFY

[–]DeliciousKiwi 3 points4 points ago

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You win this thread. Congratulations. Everyone can leave now.

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 0 points1 point ago

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Alien QWOP

[–]one_over_clover 24 points25 points ago

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We've all had a night like this at a bar at some point in our lives.

[–]P3chorin 7 points8 points ago*

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<- Once fell on a rack of bikes and knocked ALL of them over

[–]jargoon 1 point2 points ago

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After drinking a little too much Caribou Lou

[–]Blindfolded_MS_Paint 57 points58 points ago*

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Breaking my novelty to say this:I live in this town, and I frequent this bar.

I remember when this happened. The bar put up a big plywood plank over the window and had a "Beer for a buck" special for a while. Eventually the wood was covered in other deer-related puns.

Just thought Reddit would find that interesting.

[–]leavesinspring 12 points13 points ago

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What happened to the deer??

[–]Ewokswag 19 points20 points ago

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They let it out the backdoor, and it ran into the woods behind the bar. gave everyone a good scare.

And I also live in the town and go there all the time! nice to see someone else from the are on reddit.

[–]cluster4 11 points12 points ago

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Why do you guys make such a secret about that town? Oh, and I'm also from this town

[–]Beh0lder 4 points5 points ago

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I hereby name that town Redditown, where every Redditor lives, since some time ago when this .gif originally came out.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

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Do you know the guy in the video who started to pick up the chair, but thought better of it and booked it out of there?

[–]traffick 1 point2 points ago

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I heard they just called it a cab.

[–]sandman6464[!] 2 points3 points ago

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"sir? SIR! I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"

[–]realitycheckk 2 points3 points ago

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i'm a fan of your work. this one is framed on my desk.

[–]Blindfolded_MS_Paint 1 point2 points ago

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[–]king_of_bfe 4 points5 points ago

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callin it out Bluffton Ohio, i go there all the time too

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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The bar put up a big plywood plank over the window and had a "Beer for a buck" special for a while. Eventually the wood was covered in other deer-related puns.

This needs to be in blindfolded MS paint format.

[–]Blindfolded_MS_Paint 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JumpingTheShart 1 point2 points ago

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But...but...you wouldn't've broke novelty if you just drew a picture of the deer!!

[–]mollyollie 35 points36 points ago

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GIT OUT THE WAY CHAIRSSSS. IM A FUCKINNNN DEEEERRRRR.

[–]R88SHUN 23 points24 points ago

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deer are beautiful, majestic retards.

[–]PooPooDooDoo 1 point2 points ago

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la la la da de, running across the road, OH LOOK LIGHTS!!!

[–]PlastarHero 43 points44 points ago

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It's like it's TRYING to completely destroy everything

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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If I kick my legs like a weed whacker, I can destroy this whole fucking place in approximately 3 minutes and 39 seconds. GO.

[–]Younity 4 points5 points ago

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That's close to being the best John Cage song I've ever heard.

[–]Phil_J_Fry 1 point2 points ago

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Johnny Cage? That guy had feet of fury! He could definitely wreck the place up!

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 22 points23 points ago

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For those who want to see the whole video instead of a crappy 10 second gif: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14xq7cxOt04

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That second scene is pretty pointless showing, but the other three views answered all my questions

[–]rickinyorkshire 1 point2 points ago

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The last one was the best, that guy could sure run when required.

[–]danman11 1 point2 points ago

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But why did it go in there in the first place...

[–]SmilinBob82 2 points3 points ago

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Something about the deer's vision makes it unable to distinguish reflections from reality. It was probably walking down the street and got spooked, then saw the reflection of an open area in the window and jumped through the window. The breaking glass and sudden realization that it wasn't outside anymore caused it to panic.

Source: Some video I saw about another deer-through-a-window event.

[–]shiskaboob 194 points195 points ago

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Wow, he did at least a hundred bucks worth of damage...

[–]architect_son 126 points127 points ago

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That is a lot of Doe.

[–]rshappy 74 points75 points ago

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Oh deer!

[–]ebbomega 31 points32 points ago

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Don't act shocked, you're fawning over pun threads like this.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 14 points15 points ago

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That table got cervid.

[–]JP275 21 points22 points ago

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Veal.

Damn, I messed it up.

[–]Kiwispam84 37 points38 points ago

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You messed it up veal bad.

[–]thenoof 1 point2 points ago

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Ungulate you have that.

[–]Frigguggi 6 points7 points ago

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I think it really behooves us to stop making puns right now.

[–]corrects_puns 27 points28 points ago

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That is a lot of dough*

[–]flinters17 36 points37 points ago

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I see what you did there.....

[–]R1ddlrOnTehRoof 1 point2 points ago

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cakeday upvote for you!

[–]zluruc 7 points8 points ago

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Stag, Party of One...

[–]ejchristian86 67 points68 points ago

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I hope he was okay. All that slipping and sliding couldn't be good for his delicate deer bones.

[–]potatoman57 16 points17 points ago

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Delicious deer bones*

[–]merxX 47 points48 points ago

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and he says "Ahhhhh holy shit holy shit shitshitshit get me out get me out ahhhh what the ahhhh help shiiiiiittt!!"

[–]AverageHero 77 points78 points ago

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"The floor... THE FLOOR IS MADE OF SLIPPERY!"

[–]RedBeardthered 69 points70 points ago

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akin to sorority girls finding a bar with $1 shots.

[–]B_RAD_8 4 points5 points ago

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looks like that deer should have called it a night after the bar before this.

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 24 points25 points ago

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And he orders a Jagermeister.

With a Red Bull chaser.

[–]stlunatic15 11 points12 points ago

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The bartender is shocked that the deer is actually speaking to him. He denies serving the deer, then continues to call animal control.

[–]sunsunsun 2 points3 points ago

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[–]HappyDays7 28 points29 points ago

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I couldn't have laughed more if there were kittens.

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 34 points35 points ago

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Because nothing says 'funny' like trampled kittens. Thanks for the visual.

[–]HappyDays7 14 points15 points ago

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You're welcome, friend!

[–]real_nice_guy 1 point2 points ago

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hey, you're takin' ma jerb!

[–]Iamametameta 1 point2 points ago

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There's seldom a gem of a comment I come across on Reddit that genuinely makes me laugh until I can't breathe. This is one of those comments.

[–]NiccoHel 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

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... She... She hurt that puppy...

[–]Issitheus 15 points16 points ago

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Am I the only one wondering what the fuck happened to friction?

[–]emib5000 24 points25 points ago

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hooves + tile/linoleum flooring = hilarity

[–]harebrane 1 point2 points ago

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That may have been the night one of my friends was really stoned and found the debugging commands for reality.

[–]woofers02 20 points21 points ago

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...and flails desperately on the slick floor while crashing into tables and chairs because he is a deer and this environment is foreign to him.

[–]Well_then_sir 4 points5 points ago

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I love the drunk guy just standing there.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I remember first finding this on /r/cripplingalcoholism with the title

"Poor guy; we've all been there"

The subreddit it was in simply had a huge effect on how funny it was; I was cracking for days.

[–]real_nice_guy 1 point2 points ago

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I just subscribed to that subreddit because of you, thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's really nice of you to say guy. Enjoy your stay.

[–]Thomas_K_Brannigan 1 point2 points ago

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This came on while I was listening to the song "Witch Doctor" and I believe the sounds "ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" are probably along the correct way it sounded it there!

[–]Schumi_jr05 3 points4 points ago

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He looks like a glitchy videogame character.

[–]rs7 5 points6 points ago

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long story short deer like carpet.

[–]grid--bug 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know what language you're speaking, but your word "walks" and my word "walks" clearly mean two separate things

[–]Ziggarot 3 points4 points ago

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Is the wood ok?

[–]real_nice_guy 4 points5 points ago

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my wood's a little on the erect side, but it's okay, thank you for asking.

[–]parabolic_tailspin 2 points3 points ago*

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I don't know how i could ever confirm/prove it, but this happened in my home town and I have eaten in that bar before and since this occurred.

Edit: Spelling

[–]WhitePostIt 1 point2 points ago

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Was there any local news reporting on it? If so, then please scan it and post in on the Internets!

[–]MrGoogleToYou 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/11/deer-in-bar-causes-damage_n_782242.html

I used to live in bluffton... It's so crazy too, cuz the window that deer jumped through is right on Main Street in downtown. A lot of people wondered where the deer actually came from!

[–]5rob 1 point2 points ago

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My god, he's so shitfaced!

[–]Busty_Beaver 1 point2 points ago

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Just like that drunk girl at a party.

[–]KylarSaris 1 point2 points ago

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All i can think of is the Kool-aid man "OH YEAHHHH!!"

[–]DrMrProfessor 1 point2 points ago

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If disney made a movie about your Dad getting shot you'd be a bit of a crazy drunk too...

[–]nazguel3536 1 point2 points ago

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Deers thought process: "I'm a snaaaake. I'm a snaaaaake. Fuck you cause I'm a snaaaake."

[–]varjar 1 point2 points ago

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Only in Wisconsin

[–]HOYS12 1 point2 points ago

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Guy on the left:

"OH SHIT"

"I've got this!"

-pushes in chair-

-leaves without paying tab-

Bravo, Bravo.

[–]wentzthebed 1 point2 points ago

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I was raised in the town this happened in(Bluffton,Ohio). I was pretty shocked when it happened. My buddy let the deer out the back door and he didn't know what to think. They now have a neon sign in the window that th e deer jumped through

[–]Autsin 1 point2 points ago

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Meanwhile, in Minnesota...

[–]WhtRbbt222 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the guy at the top of the frame is holding a chair in front of him to protect himself like a lion tamer. As if the tables and chairs in the rest of the room were stopping it from fucking shit up.

[–]glovesave74 1 point2 points ago

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Everyday I'm shufflin'

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[–]smitherston 1 point2 points ago

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so free vennison steaks at the bar later that night?

[–]identity_free 1 point2 points ago

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Omg this poor thing!!

[–]acbrimstone 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RebelWithoutAClue 0 points1 point ago

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Aw shit! This isn't the right place. I'm late for my stag party!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A deer walks into a bar stone drunk.

[–]Caret 0 points1 point ago

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. . . and proceeds to destroy absolutely everything.

[–]TreS-2b 0 points1 point ago

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and I completely regret my choice of flooring.

[–]JadeXY 0 points1 point ago

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More like crashing into a bar.

[–]moviewanter 0 points1 point ago

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And freaks the FUCK out!!!

[–]tllnbks 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think about is what must be going through that guys mind at the end of the bar that's about 6 beers in.

[–]cunger 0 points1 point ago

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My damn dumb dogs do this on my hardwood floors. They dint realize all they need to do is chill the fuck out.

[–]Zap-Brannigan 0 points1 point ago

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newjokeideayesssssss

("so an [insert animal] walks into a bar... and it completely wrecks the place, because it's a f***ing [animal]")

[–]Chrischn89 0 points1 point ago

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I HATE when they do that... in front of your fulll speed car!

[–]nutellaandcigarettes 0 points1 point ago

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I remember something like this happening at my elementary school (on the weekend) back in the day. Apparently the buck sees its reflection in a window and, thinking it's another buck challenging him, he charges through the glass.

I remember the deer ended up in a classroom and they shot it. I hope the one in this gif didn't meet the same fate.

[–]Coldheat 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in Canada......

[–]seieibob 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the first time I drank.

[–]Lazerus42 0 points1 point ago

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so uh... this is why we don't pee on the floor. It becomes dangerously slippery.

[–]apulsch 0 points1 point ago

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hey, is this a juggalo?

[–]hypmoden 0 points1 point ago

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this one happened down the street from me

[–]wolvmatt 0 points1 point ago

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Cocaine, so much cocaine.

[–]jukeefe 0 points1 point ago

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When the gif reset... I thought a second one came flying in...

[–]manifes7o 0 points1 point ago

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This was clearly a bar in a skating arena.

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of those gifs, where I'd really like to know the whole story behind it.

[–]SomeCapsRage 0 points1 point ago

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A deer walks into a bar.

Destroys everything.

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 0 points1 point ago

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At one in the moring: pfffttcckkkk

[–]cwoocho 0 points1 point ago

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Its almost like this deer invented the opposite version of the floor is lava its called the floor is fucking ice MUDAFUKKAS

[–]PyrusFTSC 0 points1 point ago

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Deer clearly can't handle its alcohol.

[–]Kyoni 0 points1 point ago

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I would be freaking out laughing histerically if this happened to me in a bar while I was drunk

[–]FirionII 0 points1 point ago

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animal control was promptly called and he was released into the park. he might have been an accomplice of the duck.

[–]wandered 0 points1 point ago

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FENTON? FENTOOOOOOON! JESUS CHRIST FENTON!

[–]massine10 0 points1 point ago

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Socially Awkward Deer

Walk into a bar Destroy everything

[–]grandfatha 0 points1 point ago

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I dont understand, why is he running into the bar over and over again?

[–]yofomojojo 0 points1 point ago

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"There's no dirt! Where do my feet go!?"

[–]tinkatiza 0 points1 point ago

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And he bucked shit up!

[–]guby 0 points1 point ago

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It wasn't too bad until the second deer arrived!

[–]Vanilla62 0 points1 point ago

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Someone must have told him there was jägermeister around!

[–]scienceisneat 0 points1 point ago

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...is already shitfaced.

[–]Volsunga 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RonWisely 0 points1 point ago

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Damn floor you slippery!

-Deer

[–]Deergoose 0 points1 point ago

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It's like watching a car spin it's wheels on a rainy day

[–]MisterCurtis 0 points1 point ago

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Needs this music for the full effect.

[–]real_nice_guy 0 points1 point ago

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that's what I was like the day I graduated college.

[–]spiralout87 0 points1 point ago

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Probably got shot.

[–]retsppp 0 points1 point ago

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[–]unanything 0 points1 point ago

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Walks, you say!?! He's stampeding everything!

[–]witherance 0 points1 point ago

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[–]njester025 0 points1 point ago

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Its cool, I'll just grab a table in the back

[–]blackshaunwhite 0 points1 point ago

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...and goes FULL retard.

[–]auroranoel 0 points1 point ago

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That deer was like "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK RUN."

[–]candyman420 0 points1 point ago

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it looks to me like many deer walking into bars, wait look, there goes another one! that's 102 so far!

[–]hypnonewt 0 points1 point ago

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The bouncer should have never let him in, he is clearly wasted.

[–]BorisBC 0 points1 point ago

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TAXI!!

Do Americans say that as well or is just Aussies? Soon as someone's had a bit much to drink and falls over or drops a glass.. The bar usually yells it out.

[–]spuss 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of true blood for some reason.

[–]iLaughLOL 0 points1 point ago

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he wanted to order the venison. but it was too deer.

[–]evabraun 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid deers jumping through windows. Something like this happened not too long ago in Nova Scotia, it jumped through a window into an apartment and smashed the apartment up, and bled all over the place, then jumped through another window, ran out onto a road and got hit.

[–]Whired 0 points1 point ago

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less claw, more pad

[–]FruityShine 0 points1 point ago

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Was it Happy Hour?

[–]RaindropBebop 0 points1 point ago

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DON'T PUT THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE!

[–]Archeosans 0 points1 point ago

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Self tenderizing venison?

[–]AncestralTuna 0 points1 point ago

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what do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eyed deer

[–]assesasinassassin 0 points1 point ago

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He moves exactly like that would be on Family Guy.

[–]Ratchet_It 0 points1 point ago

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.....Wrecked him damn near Killed him!

[–]martykenny 0 points1 point ago

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This deer runs like I do in all of my nightmares.

[–]Shadyboi 0 points1 point ago

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OPEN THIS PIT UP

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub Wub

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't call that walking.

[–]itsme_timd 0 points1 point ago

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I think he may have had a few drinks before he got there.

[–]tobsn 0 points1 point ago

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BREAK ALL THE THINGS.

[–]questionthenatural 0 points1 point ago

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Geez, what an obnoxious drunk.

[–]iTzJdogxD 0 points1 point ago

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SHITSHITSHITSHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT

[–]ubrkifix 0 points1 point ago

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What a dick

[–]DarcseeD 0 points1 point ago

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You and I have vastly differing definitions of the word "walk".

[–]homeless_wonders 0 points1 point ago

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Deers cannot hold liquor very well..

[–]MykeHawk 0 points1 point ago

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....and goes ape shit

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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... and starts shuffling.

[–]yeropinionman 0 points1 point ago

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Bill, you are drunk.

[–]obbyz 0 points1 point ago

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AHHHH THERE CHASING ME. BOOM! OUCH WTF? WAIT WTF WHERE AM I??!?!! WTF WTF WTF

[–]agmcleod 0 points1 point ago

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i lol'd

[–]rlink 0 points1 point ago

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Humbly requesting Yakety Sax youtube video.

[–]Creabhain 0 points1 point ago

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"I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there!" says slutty deer afterwards.

[–]joeisreason 0 points1 point ago

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Its almost like it went in there with the intent to fuck everything up.

[–]AbandonedLogic 0 points1 point ago

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This is excellent, thanks :-)

[–]traffick 0 points1 point ago

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that reminds me of how I play car videogames: pedestrians? trash cans? store fronts? FUCK ALL!!!!

[–]ReadyThor 0 points1 point ago

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Still funny!

[–]32no 0 points1 point ago

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Does insurance cover deer accidents?

[–]kanthropology 0 points1 point ago

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When I first watched it I didn't notice the gif end so quickly, so I thought another deer just barreled in there for moment. Haha.

[–]xInToxiic 0 points1 point ago

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So a deer walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Its probably not a good idea that you're in here, you're a very large animal any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here, none of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So; you should probably leave." - Source

[–]gary0ak 0 points1 point ago

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Legs? What are these legs you speak of?

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing like a freshly waxed floor and a frightened animal for lolz

[–]themas 0 points1 point ago

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two deer queer

[–]glitchbox 0 points1 point ago

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TIL: A Deer will break anything it touches.

[–]ravia 0 points1 point ago

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Good time to leave w/out paying.

[–]psycoiceman 0 points1 point ago

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Actually that was at a bar in my town. I remember when this happened.

[–]Nate0069 0 points1 point ago

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that one guy sitting at the bar. hes just pointing at the deer like no one realizes its there. lol. "Hey! There's a deer in here!"

[–]Gremmies 0 points1 point ago

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AND ALL OF HELL IS LET LOOSE!

[–]puravida1024 0 points1 point ago

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Great title man! The deer is going all scooby doo in the bar haha.

[–]phartnocker 0 points1 point ago

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Register to view a .gif... seriously?

[–]hatkid 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

[–]elliosenor 0 points1 point ago

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O linoleum, my mortal enemy...

[–]Melnorme 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing how both customers stayed on the other side of the bar, even in the face of imminent danger. Watch that guy hold a bar stool in front of him, rather than break a social barrier.

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Pew pew.