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[–]TheHeff 93 points94 points ago

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Ah yes the elusive slutty ghost.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 33 points34 points ago

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I know there's a sexual joke involving ectoplasm somewhere here...

[–]lord_nougat 123 points124 points ago

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BOO! ...kake

[–]PlusFiveStrength 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck! I Hate it when they keep doing those no-lips

[–]IIdsandsII -2 points-1 points ago

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Slutty Muslim Halloween costume.

[–]FajitaofTreason 50 points51 points ago

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The differences between a ghost and a sexy ghost are subtle.

[–]RyderJ 57 points58 points ago

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Heh. Boo-bies.

[–]Atario 15 points16 points ago

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Ass-tral bodies.

[–]Historical_Elf 17 points18 points ago

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Scared the cum out of me.

[–]boka_janata_party -3 points-2 points ago

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DEY TURK OUR BLOWJERBS!!

[–]ieatbees 13 points14 points ago

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Reminds me of that one episode of Buffy where Willow is wearing a ghost costume on top of a slut costume and becomes a slutty ghost.

[–]king_of_karma 8 points9 points ago

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[–]taakeslottet 114 points115 points ago

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Sharia law-approved slutty costume!!

[–]pdnick 6 points7 points ago*

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Allahu Akbar!

[–]Jackomo 9 points10 points ago

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[–]salathiel 0 points1 point ago

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o.0 I guess it had to happen eventually.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Its allahu.

[–]AdamLynch 27 points28 points ago

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You realize it's January, right?

[–]t6x 10 points11 points ago

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Are you sure? It feels like october to me.

[–]acemnorsuvwxz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GreyDeuteronomy 10 points11 points ago

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I'd pay a fair amount of money if either of those were actually girls. On a side note, I know what I'm doing next Halloween!

[–]bkh 6 points7 points ago

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Stealing this.

I'm a 6'5", 290lb male.

[–]You_just_read_this 4 points5 points ago

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You are quite humungus my friend.

[–]bkh 1 point2 points ago

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Tell me about it.

I can take a flight of stairs at a dead sprint while carrying a full beer keg.

[–]theninjaforhire 6 points7 points ago

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God that's sexy.

[–]bkh 2 points3 points ago

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I hate to bust this out... But hey, go for gold, right?

I grew a beard when I was 16.

We've been together 9 years.

[–]theninjaforhire 1 point2 points ago

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::swoon::

[–]randysgoiter -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]qwertykyle 14 points15 points ago

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i could fap to this.

[–]sparkling_wiggles 34 points35 points ago

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Jokes on you;they're actually 13 years old boys.

[–]Sheather 66 points67 points ago

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Jokes on you, that's exactly what he wants to fap to.

[–]sedging 4 points5 points ago

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No one knows what's under those sheets...

[–]stationhollow 18 points19 points ago

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That's the mystery. It could be anything! It could even be a boat!

[–]Jackstick 4 points5 points ago

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Knowing the internet, it's probably two cats.

[–]ComplexGodComplex 5 points6 points ago

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I have a friend who glued matchbox cars to a skimpy black dress and went as a sexy parking lot.

[–]SometimesAwkward 7 points8 points ago

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I dunno, i made one helluva sexy beekeeper...

[–]EpicureanHedonist 6 points7 points ago

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Best slutty costume I ever saw was a chick wearing a cardboard box and heels - slutty air conditioner.

[–]terriblesarah 2 points3 points ago

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someone needs a tan...

[–]extra_23 2 points3 points ago

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the one on the left is so hot!

[–]Rocker2791 2 points3 points ago

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Not as nice as the Slutty Pumpkin.

[–]FoolsRun 0 points1 point ago

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The slutty pumpkin turned out to be an so disappointing after all that build up, though. I really wanted to like that plotline, and the joke was funny (them being completely incompatible), but Katie Holmes is just terrible.

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[–]nunyabiz69 -1 points0 points ago

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I know them too. weird.

[–]IterativeLoop 1 point2 points ago

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The best part of this costume?

They're both guys.

[–]Stayblazin420 1 point2 points ago

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Straight edge girls strike again!

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

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Ku-Klux Gone Wild

[–]brookhart 1 point2 points ago

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I actually have a friend that went as "babe lincoln". There were also roller skates involved

[–]GeorgeRomero 1 point2 points ago

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Those are dudes.

[–]Prinnydood333 1 point2 points ago

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I am willing to bet anything those are guys under the sheets.

[–]This_comment_has 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't halloween 3 months ago?

[–]FlippingKids 1 point2 points ago

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im going to hell but my first thought was the kkk

[–]Call_Me_Fishy 1 point2 points ago

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is it weird that i know who these people are? lol saw this picture on facebook like... 6 months ago.

[–]nunyabiz69 0 points1 point ago

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samesies

[–]Captain_Kuhl 1 point2 points ago

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Ah! Fuck! I'm in mid-fap, and I can't decide if this is jailbait or not!!! What do I do?!

[–]imasif 1 point2 points ago

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I think there are men under there...

[–]tonterias 0 points1 point ago

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Either that or fat girls without boobs

[–]zYkN 1 point2 points ago

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with hips that size it's no wonder they put the sheets on first...

[–]gizmo3k 1 point2 points ago

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"I got a rock."

[–]porquenoju 1 point2 points ago

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What about the sexy skeleton?????? Imgur

[–]kz_ 1 point2 points ago

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Are sexy KKK members really in good taste, though?

[–]Urbanviking1 1 point2 points ago

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It make's moaning Ooooohh ooooh during sex perfectly acceptable.

[–]The_Final_Kickening 3 points4 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner.

[–]dontdoit89735 0 points1 point ago

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I bet theres two dudes under those sheets

[–]Trondolay 1 point2 points ago

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Fear Boner!

[–]Ze_Carioca 1 point2 points ago

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Just a normal day in Afghanistan.

[–]MrMellow91 0 points1 point ago

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Ghosts of kids from Toddler's and Tiaras?

[–]clickingspree 0 points1 point ago

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I like the way her/his hand looks while holding the iPhone 4 to take the mirror shot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Most likely dogs anyway, so lucky no one can see them for who they really are.

[–]lovely_red_snow 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! that's what i'm going as this year then haha

[–]live_wire_ 0 points1 point ago

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It's 2 guys isn't it?

[–]akeith08 0 points1 point ago

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Their quite whorifying.

[–]reaverdude 0 points1 point ago

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damn

[–]frogger_is_dead 0 points1 point ago

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your mother is going to kill you when she sees that you cut holes in her $300 sheets

[–]Aussiejosh 0 points1 point ago

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me gusta

[–]Combative_Douche 0 points1 point ago

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Really guys?

[–]041744 0 points1 point ago

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I bet you thats a guy under there.

[–]Joker99352 0 points1 point ago

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And just in time for Halloween

[–]godin_sdxt 0 points1 point ago

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It's January... why haven't these posts stopped yet?

[–]TwoLetters 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha! Small world (small internet)?! The dad one of those ghosts is a friend of mine.

[–]jcarules 0 points1 point ago

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would be warmer than most slutty costumes

[–]OmegaVesko 0 points1 point ago

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You're a few months too late, mate.

[–]EndorBoning 0 points1 point ago

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I have that leopard swimsuit!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S JANUARY.

ಠ_ಠ

FOR THE LOVE OF FSM, JUST STOP IT ALREADY. JUST STOP IT PLEASE

[–]justanothercommenter -1 points0 points ago

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It's Halloween in Saudi Arabia.

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

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If you switch the layers, you've more or less got Willow's Halloween costume from season 2 of Buffy.

[–]queuedUp 0 points1 point ago

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Before clicking the link I thought, "no NSFW tag, can't be that sluty, I'll give it a shot"

[–]semibacon 0 points1 point ago

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I almost had a pregnant when I recognised the picture.

Just so you know, these are both guys.

[–]Evets616 0 points1 point ago

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Slutty ghosts or offensive to Muslims?

[–]meeohmi 0 points1 point ago

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How did she take the picture with a sheet on her hand?

[–]Yabbus23 0 points1 point ago

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WTF!? All I see is a floating iPhone and floating Bikinis!

[–]whiskey_punch 0 points1 point ago

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wells it only January, the year is still young!!

[–]jettbalasko 0 points1 point ago

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Bangable.

[–]jgould 0 points1 point ago

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The slutty racist?

[–]hightimess 0 points1 point ago

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WHORES!!! THE BOTH OF THEM!

[–]UsedSilkSockRocket 0 points1 point ago

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These men with point hoods would like to speak with you about their new club...

[–]DrZicter 0 points1 point ago

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The ghosts of Whoresmas past and present.

[–]wotererio -1 points0 points ago

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Nice repost.

[–]Paradoxal_Inv3rsion -1 points0 points ago

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i don't mean to be offensive at all but just the way the sheets are hanging off of them, they remind me of muslim women.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Sheer genius.

[–]Ocrasorm -1 points0 points ago

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shhhheeeeeeeetttt

[–]jewsuslives -1 points0 points ago

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How did I know this thread would involve Islamic puns?

[–]grindinghalt -1 points0 points ago

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Ah, the 2012 spring line of Beach Burkas

[–]hackmycomputer -1 points0 points ago

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voltron, you owe me a new keyboard

[–]I_Am_The_Lemon -1 points0 points ago

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I think the one on the left has their bra on upside down.

[–]AuntieSocial -4 points-3 points ago

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Okay, yeah. One upvote for you.

[–]paulsagan4pres -2 points-1 points ago

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ITS NOT HALLOWEEN STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR SHITTY COSTUMES

[–]mikebearpig -3 points-2 points ago

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Um...i think you guys are forgetting about Slutty Balloon Boy