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[–]MonkeyNacho 58 points59 points ago*

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Random outpouring here...

Upon moving to central California, I've met some of the most amazing, uplifting, gracious people under the Sun. And they've been farmworkers, or the kids of farmworkers. I really had my eyes opened to the tenacity of the human spirit, when I learned about Cesar Chavez and Dolores Huerta and others... I was really fucking inspired.

These people feed America and a fucking LOT of other places, by busting their asses off. Hard work is something I feel America is losing appreciation for, and it's a fucking shame.

That said, the pic made me LOL.

[–]cralledode 57 points58 points ago

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Our entire economy is highly dependent on a class of people who call this country their home, but are not considered citizens. If you're willing to come here, work a fraction of minimum wage in some of the least favorable working conditions in the country, risk arrest and deportation, pay sales taxes, and do this all without the basic rights that everyone around you enjoys, then in my eyes, you're more American than the vast majority of those born here. It's a tremendous injustice, and history will not look kindly on how we treated these people.

[–]Frodoholic 2 points3 points ago

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Well said!

[–]MadZane 1 point2 points ago

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And yet people are still screaming "THEY TEERRRRKK ERRR JEERRRBBSS"

Its crazy how many people don't realize that without illegal immigration and workers food would cost so much the average citizen wouldn't be able to feed there families.

[–]bunk3rk1ng 29 points30 points ago

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I can't say for sure if this dude was a farmworker or if he wasn't an American citizen but I used to live in San Diego and I got a flat tire in a parking lot in a pretty bad part of town. I tried to jack up my Rav4 to replace the tire but the jack didn't go high enough, the wheel was still resting on the ground even when it was flat. This guy that only spoke spanish pulled up in his minivan and said "Hola amigo!" and opened his trunk. He pulled out one of those huge red mechanics jacks and helped me lift up the axel of my car so that I could replace the tire. He did pretty much all the work. I tried to help him but he wouldn't let me. Anyways that is just one experience I had. I always knew those dudes worked harder than anyone else I knew. I just wish more people would appreciate it D:

[–]cralledode 10 points11 points ago*

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The theater where I work underwent a transition to digital projectors a couple weeks back. Us college-aged hipster white kids were hauling trash out of the building, etc, while these latino dudes were tearing up the concrete to lay a new communications wire into the building.

The foreman was this late-30s or early-40s latino dude with one arm. A coworker and I were trying to toss this huge steel sound rack into the dumpster, and we were doing so awkwardly. Without saying a word, the foreman dude runs over and literally single-handedly shoved the whole thing into the dumpster that stood a foot or so higher than his head.

It was a humbling moment, to say the least. This is speculation, but to me, it was obvious that this guy hops into any situation where he knows he can get shit done, then does it, and hops right back to what he was doing. To me, this explains why he now holds a management job despite working in a field that most people would consider him physically incapable of working in. He's got wherewithal that only comes from a life of hard work, and many affluent Americans have never known that sort of life.

[–]xtracto 2 points3 points ago

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This reminds me the "hoy por tí, mañana por mí" fad that was famous about one year ago in reddit. I think this was the post that started it.

And yeah, I am a Mexican.

[–]mikego 9 points10 points ago

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I come from a family that had to pick vegetables and fruit from time to time the last couple generations. I also currently know several field workers that are wonderful people. They are among the most under appreciated people in the country, and don't get the respect they deserve. It's really a shame working conditions haven't improved greatly for these jobs.

[–]I_TAKE_HATS 3 points4 points ago

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NOT IN MY MURKA YOU HIPPIE

[–]chumia40 420 points421 points ago

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This made lol my mexican booty off. Also my name is actually Jesús and I am an Atheist, take that God!

[–]MisterNiceGuy001 367 points368 points ago

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Mexican Atheist here as well. My middle name is Angel. You can't explain that!!

[–]irawwwr 218 points219 points ago

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Checkmate, Christians.

[–]Magixren 271 points272 points ago

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I'm a Mexican atheist named Christian. do i win? :/

[–]rulsky 70 points71 points ago

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We must pray for you...... you've lost.

[–]feureau 63 points64 points ago

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As a non-christian, non-American, non-Mexican, I approve of this message.

[–]verendum 22 points23 points ago

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as a non-human , i must say : fuckin finally !!! now bow to your new overlord !

[–]Downpaymentblues 2 points3 points ago

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Sheldon?!

[–]TalesAbound 1 point2 points ago

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As a formless energy-being which is not bound by the rules of your universe, I find your mortal actions amusing.

[–]beermepodcast 24 points25 points ago

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Any Mexicans here by the name of "God?"

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[–]DEFY_member 5 points6 points ago

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Kneel before Gob!

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

[–]salvadorwii 7 points8 points ago

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my name means Savior

[–]unigolyn 10 points11 points ago

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And your last name means gimmicky console?

[–]Magixren 1 point2 points ago

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Chava?

[–]vejiga 2 points3 points ago

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I've never heard "God" or its translation "Dios" as names, but I have certanly heard "Juan de Dios." Nowadays is not a common name but in previous generations it was very common.

[–]mexicodoug 1 point2 points ago*

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Now that abortion is more available, although still mostly illegal, in the formerly papaly controlled American lands, "Juan de Dios" is a less necessary nomer.

"Jesus" is still quite popular among those who aren't quite sure just exactly which dude the father is but are joyous to blame the occasion on God's blessing.

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points ago

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Then there's Dios Eolo

[–]pepperstonelove 1 point2 points ago

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I'm mexican and my name is mitchell, which means "who is like God". How's that?

[–]bleahbloh 1 point2 points ago

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that is quite hard but ...... Jehova, Emanuel "Behold, a virgin shall be with child and shall bring forth a Son, and they shall call His name Emmanuel" (which being interpreted is, "God with us"). link: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%201:23&version=KJ21

[–]adolfojp 1 point2 points ago

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No, but I know a Puerto Rican woman named Diosa (goddess).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My first name means goddess and my middle name means stars... Goddess of the Stars, I am. Close enough.

[–]intoxicologist 1 point2 points ago

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One of my buddies is named Gadis. We just call him Gad. Phonetically it's close enough.

[–]jemm 13 points14 points ago

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Yes, unless we have someone with the name "Jesus Angel Christian" here.

[–]jeistar 19 points20 points ago

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I'm a Mexican female atheist and I let Jesus inside me.

Jesus is my boyfriend's name, of course. He is also an atheist.

[–]ziggy88 1 point2 points ago

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My name is "Matthew" and Mexican and lives in Salinas Valley AKA "The Salad Bowl of the World"... oh yeah atheist also!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Manuel from Blythe. I harvested your winter salad greens right here.

[–]mikego 43 points44 points ago

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Another Mexican atheist here. My mom named me (first and middle name) after the priest that later baptized me after I was born. Baby goes in, Atheist goes out...

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Hispanic Atheist here with a fantastic comic collection.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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We need to be best amigos.

[–]doctorthinker 19 points20 points ago

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Im a mexican atheist too. There are many of us.

[–]meta_elephants 33 points34 points ago

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I wish I was a Mexican atheist :(

[–]doctorthinker 14 points15 points ago

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Just change your name to Jose and be atheist.

[–]mexicodoug 2 points3 points ago*

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But what if they notice that you are a Colombian drug lord who is now contracting out assassins to Mexican allies in the Calderon regime and paying them off with slick cash from Obama and Putin?

How is Juan Manuel Santos going to feel about you? And me?

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[–]isracg 14 points15 points ago

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I'm also a mexican atheist and my name is Israel haha (i'm frequenlty asked if i'm jewish)

[–]FlapJackDickPants 14 points15 points ago

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Hey everybody. I'm a white dude named Sam. My name means surface-to-air-missile.

[–]Glassberg 1 point2 points ago

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My name is Adam, it's what led me to be an atheist, at least in part. When we went over original sin and how Adam's sin doomed humanity I apologized to everyone. Shortly after I realized how retarded the whole thing is.

[–]adolfojp 4 points5 points ago

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I'm a Puerto Rican atheist named Adolfo. We should hang out.

[–]orbitur 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I'm a half-Mexican atheist who received my white dad's name. I can be cool too, right?

[–]jordanTRC 7 points8 points ago

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Haitian/Cuban/Polish atheist here.. just checking in!

[–]Mr_Titicaca 1 point2 points ago

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We must all unite on Lake Titicaca! And yes, everyone in south america is my fellow Mexican, facts aside.

[–]Boness 1 point2 points ago

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I'm also a Mexican Atheist with a biblical name! (Jacob) YAY US.

[–]TheManInTheSuit 1 point2 points ago

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And we're all watching you...

[–]Tesseraktion 1 point2 points ago

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I'm agnostic, but man good to know there are many of us!

[–]electric_feel 1 point2 points ago

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awesome! we should all meet up for tacos.

[–]adoptmycat_jasmine 1 point2 points ago

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for some reason i pictured baby mikego going back into their mom's womb to be transformed into an atheist.

[–]mikego 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that what we all do? I'm not the only one, am I?

[–]rulsky 13 points14 points ago

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No fucking way..... nunca pense que hubiera mas mexicanos ateos.....

Translation for the one's who the JESUS ALMIGHTY LORD let them arrive late to the language dept. "nunca pense que hubiera mas mexicanos ateos"

[–]liam_lifad 4 points5 points ago*

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Your translation is still in Spanish.

Roughly: No one ever thought there were more Mexican atheists.

[–]Cabr0n 1 point2 points ago

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A huevo!!! (Fuck yeah!!)

[–]AerialAmphibian 1 point2 points ago

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My middle name is Angel.

Guardian angel or independence angel?

[–]CatInBubbles 1 point2 points ago

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I bet you your First name is Miguel.

[–]santiagoeag 1 point2 points ago

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Mine is Emmanuel

[–]chumia40 1 point2 points ago

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No, you cannot explain that hahaha

[–]cruzj56 1 point2 points ago

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My middle is also Angel, but it's pronounce "on-hell" hmm

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Names go in, names go out... Never a miscommunication.

[–]lhommealenvers 1 point2 points ago

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Christian parents.

[–]FableForge 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I gotta join the Mexican Atheists party. Middle name Esteban after a martyr who got fed to the lions or somesuch.

[–]SkyTaxi 13 points14 points ago

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:O I thought I was alone.

[–]blackjakoo 47 points48 points ago

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:{O all of your emoticons should have squiggly brackets if you are truly mexican

[–]Atario 14 points15 points ago

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Don't forget your sombrero!

⊂(:{O

[–]spartansheep 1 point2 points ago

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TIL how to emoticon all my messages. thank you sir! or mam

[–]L-Duderino 13 points14 points ago

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TIL how to be a real Mexican :{D

[–]chumia40 1 point2 points ago

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A real mexican always uses a "sombrero de charro"...

[–]aquietmidnightaffair 4 points5 points ago

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I'm a Mexican-American atheist who lived on both sides of the border. Do I count?

[–]mexicodoug 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm an American-Mexican atheist who lived on both sides of the border.

We both count, and together we add to the meaning of our lives and homes and societies. Two positives don't negate one another and don't you let no fucking lying cheating preacher or baby raping priest tell you otherwise.

[–]rodrigo_vera11 5 points6 points ago

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Otro ateo mexinaco, digo, mexicano por acá!!!!!

[–]Reddiberto 15 points16 points ago

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I am an Atheist, take that God!

It's kind of funny, saying to be atheists, meanwhile talks to God

[–]Psada 2 points3 points ago

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Probably why they wrote it.

[–]ProSiNNeR 1 point2 points ago

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so fucking true

[–]Stickmoe 4 points5 points ago

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I'm Mexican. My name is Isaac. No jew here; I'm atheist!!!!

[–]bananaslughippie 7 points8 points ago

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Mexican atheist here as well. My name: Christian. I love the irony.

[–]hectorse2011 2 points3 points ago

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Penis goes in, Mexican goes out. Can't explain that

[–]Misanthropologist 1 point2 points ago

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Hey man, you'll never get anywhere if you don't believe in yourself.

[–]xcforlife 110 points111 points ago

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[–]TranslatesToSpanish 33 points34 points ago

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Muchas Gr... nevermind.

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 59 points60 points ago

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Yes, many of the Garcia family did turn out for that photo.

[–]rulsky 9 points10 points ago

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Y que paso con los Lopez, los Gonzalez. los Martinez, los Rodriguez ......... ?

[–]StephenColbertsVoice 527 points528 points ago

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As an experienced migrant worker, I accept your apology.

[–]interrupting_cat 173 points174 points ago

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Dammit, I read that in Colbert's voice.

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[–]only_says_holy_shit 29 points30 points ago

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holy shit

[–]SorryItsMyFirstDay 40 points41 points ago

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Mock-...

Si

-ing...

Si

[–]fecallube 20 points21 points ago

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Bird...

Si

[–]SorryItsMyFirstDay 25 points26 points ago

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Si

Si

[–]fecallube 12 points13 points ago

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Mockingbird everybody have you heard

[–]nishay 8 points9 points ago

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mockingbird...

[–]I_Answer_With_Memes 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ttake 1 point2 points ago

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True to your name

[–]HolySHlT 5 points6 points ago

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We should talk . . .

[–]harrypl0tter 1 point2 points ago

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you sir are awesome

[–]shapsai42 9 points10 points ago

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Dammit, I read that in an interrupting cat's voice.

[–]spacemanspiff30 6 points7 points ago

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Mooooo, oh, wait, dammit, wrong joke

[–]Grayarea27 7 points8 points ago

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Stephen Colberts Voice can do manual labor? That's impressive.

[–]chumia40 1 point2 points ago

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I was under the impression that Jesús was a carpenter and now he is a migrant worker too... Talk about double standards. Americans complain that illegal aliens take these American jobs, but look the other way when it's their messiah stealing these same jobs.

[–]I_AM_A_SAILOR 48 points49 points ago

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My christian Mexican parents approve.

[–]ShackledColt 53 points54 points ago

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Upvote, I was in the middle of eating and almost choked while laughing.

[–]Asparagoose 7 points8 points ago

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i almost choked on my gum

[–]Tiger337 12 points13 points ago

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Jesus works in mysterious ways, yes?

[–]mevanarie 15 points16 points ago

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Jesus works in mysterious ways, si?

FTFY

[–]rulsky 3 points4 points ago

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Alabado sea el Senor......

[–]Trebol 6 points7 points ago

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De los anillos.

[–]SanPedro_ 2 points3 points ago

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Señor

ALT+164 -> ñ

ALT+165 -> Ñ

[–]adolfojp 1 point2 points ago

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Or just set the keyboard layout to US International and press ALT + whatever :-)

[–]Kamikaze_Leprechaun 20 points21 points ago*

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Honestly, when I was a little kid, this was my first tip-off.

Mom, you bought this food from a store yourself, made it, cooked it, prepared it; workers picked it, farmers tended it, the sun grew it, the water fed it.

And you're thanking god? Bullshit.

Edit: Dad payed for it.

[–]thats_so_rapist 8 points9 points ago

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This reminds me of Edward R. Murrow's "Harvest of Shame" which aired on Thanksgiving day in 1960. And then Dateline's update in 2010, reporting on migrant workers and how their conditions have improved and more importantly, not improved.

[–]FuckGrammar 31 points32 points ago

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This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time, I laughed so hard that i laughed. Gonna pass this around gracias.

[–]hero2bash 32 points33 points ago

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I laughed so hard that i laughed.

I've never reached that level of laughter before

[–]Cseal 8 points9 points ago

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Laughter Level: Laughed?

[–]FoundPie 7 points8 points ago

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Ironic that Catholicism is so prevalent in Mexican culture?

[–]alextonne 12 points13 points ago

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El gusto es mio

[–]fecallube 30 points31 points ago

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funniest thing i've seen in r/atheism. then again most of the things i see make me question my willingness to admit im human.

[–]RKBA 3 points4 points ago

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I feel sorry for the poor Catholics because their sacrament is only a small, tasteless cracker; whereas, the sacrament of the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster is a supremely tasty pile of delicious pasta with spicy tomato and garlic based sauce topped with delicious pesto.

[–]ParksVS 19 points20 points ago

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Why would you screen capture from Facebook when you could have just copied the image url and uploaded directly to imgur?

Also, i lol'd.

[–]returner00b 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah Jesus always makes great pizza too. He works at the dominos in my neighborhood and the pizza tracker lets me know my pizza is in good hands. Come to think of it, I have noticed bloodstains on the box. Guess that just comes with the territory.

[–]aarkerio 7 points8 points ago

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In New York restaurants Jesus also cook yummy meals!!

[–]Cseal 4 points5 points ago

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You mean California right?

[–]lillielemon 2 points3 points ago

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You mean anywhere in America, right?

[–]Centigonal 9 points10 points ago

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It's Jesus, pronounced He-zoos.

[–]Baeocystin 16 points17 points ago

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Hey Zeus

[–]hey-zeus 2 points3 points ago

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yup

[–]desleaunoi 4 points5 points ago

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See, they got it right, they were just pronouncing his name wrong.

[–]Xaelon 2 points3 points ago

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If only reddit allowed my to upvote more then once..

[–]gobearsandchopin 8 points9 points ago

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This is, in my opinion, one of the best things on the internet.

[–]ByeMan 4 points5 points ago

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Of course Jesus did get help. Not like he's the only farmer

[–]TheExcludedMiddle 5 points6 points ago

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Only Jesus could harvest it all before spoilage.

[–]ByeMan 5 points6 points ago

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But can he do it in ten seconds flat?

[–]TheExcludedMiddle 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe with the right encouragement.

[–]ByeMan 2 points3 points ago

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I think I know what you mean.

[–]JoseAmbriz 2 points3 points ago

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I've picked onions before and all i have to say is "it sucks." If you have worked doing that and know what a oaxacan is they are extremely good at picking onions.

[–]whatevesbro 2 points3 points ago

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Best pic I have seen in awhile.

[–]shortbuss 2 points3 points ago

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this is brilliant. upvote, UPVOTE I SAY!

[–]enthros 2 points3 points ago

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I just up voted you in all of my Reddit accounts.

[–]daveofstrength 2 points3 points ago

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i just dropped my computer on my head while viewing this in bed

[–]smaloy 2 points3 points ago

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more like thank you Tom Selleck

[–]aquietmidnightaffair 2 points3 points ago

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Poor Chuy, everyone mistakes a superstitious being when they thank you.

[–]thehomie 2 points3 points ago

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Repost to Facebook --> popularity x13094851093485

[–]themattcam 2 points3 points ago

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too true!

[–]KaseyU85 2 points3 points ago

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why can't I give more up votes

[–]SuckOnMyBullet 2 points3 points ago

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I want the milk that I spit out cause I laughed so hard back

[–]VforVendetta85 2 points3 points ago

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Mexican Atheist here and my Middle Name is "De Jesus" (from Jesus) now...You can feel my pain lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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one of the best ive seen on rddit. a laugh was blurted! cheerio!

[–]inspectordeazoteas 2 points3 points ago

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Simplemente genial. Me hizo reir mas de lo que debería. Recibe mi upvote.

[–]Darkersun 2 points3 points ago

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This is Juan of the funniest comics I ever read.

[–]ibemarkv 2 points3 points ago

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New meaning to Holy Guacamole!

[–]The_Didlyest 4 points5 points ago

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It's funny because many Hispanic people are named Jesus

[–]HappyGlucklichJr 7 points8 points ago

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Good point and in fact Jesus was named Yeshua.

[–]IAMJesusAMAA 5 points6 points ago

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No problem.

[–]elbruce 5 points6 points ago

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A minor change in pronunciation and all "saying grace" becomes transformed into a meaningful and useful statement.

[–]MisterNiceGuy001 6 points7 points ago

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I sí what you did there.

[–]vgrezende 4 points5 points ago

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That's just brilliant

[–]Neverdied 7 points8 points ago

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I lol'ed

[–]m1nus 1 point2 points ago

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oh man, I almost spilled my water over my keyboard haha. Funny shit.

[–]desert_sky 1 point2 points ago

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Me gusta

[–]mSys 1 point2 points ago

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Brilliant

[–]PilarTernara2 1 point2 points ago

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That's terrible, but also hilarious.

[–]TheAnnoyingLife 1 point2 points ago

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LOL

[–]devllen05 1 point2 points ago

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I had a good chortle at this one.

[–]spack12 1 point2 points ago

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[–]eaustinr 1 point2 points ago

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Legendary

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I always thank Jesús.

[–]aazav 1 point2 points ago

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Thank farmers and breeders and geneticists and pickers.

Oh, that IS JESUS!

[–]Flywn 1 point2 points ago

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As a theist, I have to accept that even I appreciate this.

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

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As a theist, I have 
to accept that even I 
appreciate this.

[–]colourmebread 1 point2 points ago

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I've always said "Thank you farmers for the lovely food" rather than thanking Jesus when my family said grace. Needless to say they didn't share my thoughts :)

[–]NotRigo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm mexican and this is hilarious.

[–]Cliffey 1 point2 points ago

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i dunno why, but that made me really happy

[–]fadefox 1 point2 points ago

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good Juan!!

[–]therunningcon 1 point2 points ago

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"Now we should give thanks to Jesus for the food." "What about the workers who harvested the food?" "What workers? I got this from the supermarket."

[–]mekkan 1 point2 points ago

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[–]msteck 1 point2 points ago

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I am crying with laughter right now. Good shit.

[–]funkutoo 1 point2 points ago

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This is just gold.

[–]osarusan 1 point2 points ago

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Aw man this made me lol on the train. Nice work.

[–]lujanr32 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha its even more funny cuz im mexican too

[–]Arkhaangel 1 point2 points ago

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I'm mexican too. Do I get Karma?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So... You took my post and translated it to spanish, but you get 3 times more karma? Reddit is an unfair place sometimes

[–]viper76 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus took our jobs!!!

[–]onelung 1 point2 points ago

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iam not an atheist but this is still fucking hilarious and true.

[–]HighHrothgnar 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I believe in god, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power! He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!

[–]bydrew333 1 point2 points ago

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JAJAJAJAJA Que cabron!! upvote

[–]rseguizabal 1 point2 points ago

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yeah my second name is ¨saviour¨ in spanish... FML just ironic that im atheist

[–]wraith444 1 point2 points ago

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LMAO...hilarious!

[–]Tratix 1 point2 points ago

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jesus goes deeper. he is the reason the food is actually growing. oh wait. thats science too.

[–]sj_user1 1 point2 points ago

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Its not hard to guess which picture has someone that does real work for a living.

[–]RIPoldAccount 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Shadax 17 points18 points ago

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No, please, let's not beat this one to the ground.

[–]RIPoldAccount 1 point2 points ago

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I used it because it was a very close representation of how I reacted to the image.

[–]I_want_your-downvote 8 points9 points ago

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ATHEISTS ARE STUPID LOLOLOLOLOL

[–]IAMJesusAMAA 12 points13 points ago

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Asking for a downvote is like asking for a blowjob in a Lesbian bar.

[–]JackTrickleson 3 points4 points ago

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Don't worry, I will upvote anything you say..