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Literal Bitch Slap (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Atlus8i8 75 points76 points ago

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The 'look' right before the slap . . .

[–]velocity010 12 points13 points ago

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"oh you"

[–]nintennuendo 0 points1 point ago

oh me

[–]cuddlyogre -5 points-4 points ago

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It means, "I'm going to bite your face if you don't back off". Dogs hate it when people get that close to their face. I have a scar on my lip as proof.

[–]kingatomic 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, no. This lady is obviously pretty relaxed.

The staring actually doesn't have anything to do with the slap -- Great Pyrenees (what this dog is) are known for their paw whap. They use it to say "hey, why aren't you petting me?" My Pyr (and several I've known) does this all the time.

[–]listen_hooker 5 points6 points ago

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I love the paw whap. And as a Pyr owner, and enthusiast I agree that it's just their way of playing. Wow, that last sentence sounded douchey.

[–]mrj484 121 points122 points ago

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I will admit, that was not what I was expecting

[–]gnit2 11 points12 points ago

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Not one bit.

[–]callmelucky 24 points25 points ago

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It's exactly what I was hoping for though.

Please let it be the dog slapping the guy...

Yesss!

[–]GeladodeBenuron 1 point2 points ago

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You were lucky.

[–]Gebby254 1 point2 points ago

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No, but this got my first big laugh on here in a while.

[–]babysealsareyummy 15 points16 points ago

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The dewclaw is meant for bitch slapping.

[–]vincent21212 2 points3 points ago

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It's still illegal for show, however

[–]aryst0krat 64 points65 points ago

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I feel like he looks kind of like Nathan Fillion.

[–]platipress 63 points64 points ago

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More like Jason Bateman.

[–]spy_spy 42 points43 points ago

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Weird. I figured more like an older Ace the Wonder Dog.

[–]aryst0krat 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, spot on. He definitely has more than a little of both.

[–]Richeh 2 points3 points ago

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Lee Mack.

[–]yellowtag 1 point2 points ago

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No, it's definitely Matthew Perry

[–]DannyBiker 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted both of you for shared rightness.

[–]desgardens 2 points3 points ago

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I immediately thought of Ken Marino.

[–]PLEASE_READ_THIS 13 points14 points ago

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my Australian Terrier does this, but he gives me doggy high fives. I love that little bastard.

[–]Cashmon12 38 points39 points ago

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some guy in r/funny stole your gif and got 1,500 Karma an hour after you posted it.

[–]jeb223[S] 42 points43 points ago

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I saw! Damn. Well my coworker made this of his dog so I don't feel like I can be that mad. I'm a bit of a karma whore in my own right. But I mean well!

[–]TheDesertFox 7 points8 points ago

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Please get this on youtube, I would love to see the video.

[–]Mr_No_Name_User 27 points28 points ago

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Got it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj6_Wd3s4Ds

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Now posted to /r/videos because let's just get it out of the way.

edit: didn't get past the new queue, someone else have a go.

[–]appers66 1 point2 points ago

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Wait the dog's a male? This is not even a bitchslap, you guys!

[–]ifrit1100 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO thanks I was looking for the source. Hilarious.

[–]shadowslayer978 4 points5 points ago

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What kind of dog is she? Looks like an Austrialian Shepard, but it seems way too big.

[–]MonicaMalice 8 points9 points ago

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It kind of looks like a Great Pyrenees.

[–]MoonMonstar 13 points14 points ago

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I had one of those. It was only an Ok Pyrenees.

[–]windmillofdoom 2 points3 points ago

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Are you guys serious? When mine arrived it was missing a pair of knees.

[–]gargamak 0 points1 point ago

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the fuck

[–]SaladTosseur 0 points1 point ago

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You are correct.

[–]Avalon81204 0 points1 point ago

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Its a WOOBIE! And I found this comment randomly. Didn't even look at your history. Just ctrl+f and of course your the only one who knew it was a GP.

[–]listen_hooker 0 points1 point ago

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It is.

[–]ifrit1100 3 points4 points ago

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LOL I love this! Is there a longer clip or source?

[–]BankaiPwn 2 points3 points ago

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From Mr_No_Name_User in a post above:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj6_Wd3s4Ds

[–]ScoobySnacks801 4 points5 points ago

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"I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touc-"

[–]coombuyah26 9 points10 points ago

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Your gif got ganked and posted to r/funny.

[–]jeb223[S] 15 points16 points ago

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I should slap a bitch.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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My dog did this to my boyfriend when he was singing in a really high pitched voice one day. Hilarious.

[–]seth11111 2 points3 points ago

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"Get out of my face bitch."

[–]its_sea-man 2 points3 points ago

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how do you know that dog's a female?

[–]noiche 1 point2 points ago

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Karate CHOP!

[–]Crew_Socks 1 point2 points ago

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......STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!

[–]laurenv85 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing at this. Is there such thing as a spank bank for GIFs/pics that make you lol?

[–]skillet42 3 points4 points ago

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While funny, he's lucky the dog gave him a smack instead of biting his face. unrelenting eye contact is a pretty aggressive move and has earned me a few bites in my time.

[–]Frankeh 2 points3 points ago

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Is this why dogs hate it?

I'm guessing the dogs thought process was something along the lines of 'Please stop being aggressive towards me, master. I don't want to bite you!' and then the dog used its most gentle weapon.

[–]patkgreen 0 points1 point ago

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there are two options and the first is exactly what you posted. the second is that this is how the dog plays. notice how it rolled over on his side. my dog likes to bat things with his paws and since he knows he's not allowed to bite, he does this frequently.

[–]jackHD 1 point2 points ago

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I had a Pyrnean Mountain dog (like the one in the gif) and I think I know what he/she was doing. It looks to me like actually the dog was going to lie down on its side and try get a tummy rub. In doing so though his front left leg happens to swing over and hit his owner. My Pyrnean dog used to do similar stuff all the time.

[–]appers66 2 points3 points ago

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The "lying down on its side" thing is a display of submission (exposing the underbelly- it's like "hey, see how defenseless I am, you could probably kill me now but we're pals so you won't, right?") so yeah, a dog that would do that isn't going to be aggressive and biting back.

[–]patkgreen 0 points1 point ago

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if the dog is trained well enough to know that humans are the boss you should be able to do this. my 11 year old fox terrier bit me the first day i got him for my 14th birthday and i bit him back, hard. he has never bitten me again (except when we play) and has never bitten a human. and fox terriers are a nippy breed. if my dog doesn't like something someone does, he licks them. for example if you hold his arm and he wants you to let go, he just licks incessantly. then the little bastard gives you a smirk and runs away reveling in victory.

[–]xiomen 1 point2 points ago

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thats why you don't stare a dog in its eyes

[–]Skreech2011 4 points5 points ago

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Or blow in it's face...I've learned that the hard way...take note, when lying in the grass and your dog walks over to sniff you while you're exhaling smoke, be prepared.

[–]xiomen 1 point2 points ago

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haha yeah my dog flips shit when I blow in her face

[–]listen_hooker 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently it's like having a q-tip shoved up their nostril when you do that. So instead of being annoying it just really hurts them.

[–]appers66 1 point2 points ago

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It's because of the way the temperature sensors on dogs' skin works- their sense of cold is quite rudimentary (and hot is non-existent), so having cold air blown at them feels exactly the same to them as getting hit by water. Then they think they're getting wet and react to that.

[–]Dyzfunctionz 1 point2 points ago

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"NO THIS IS NOT DOG"

[–]Rory_B_Bellows 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! My dog does this whenever i make fun of her.

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point ago

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Silly dog, you fight like a cat.

[–]Frailed 0 points1 point ago

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My dog does that… but with a running start. :(

[–]hey_baby 0 points1 point ago

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Who you finna try?

[–]TurtlePilot 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit! the first time it happens and you dont see it coming is the funniest shit ever.

[–]izallgood 0 points1 point ago

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I think he picked up the dogs leg and hit himself with it.... I don't know why I'm convinced of this.

[–]kingatomic 7 points8 points ago

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Looks like a great Pyrenees. Whapping with their paw is actually a pretty normal way for them to say "ok why aren't you petting me?" My pyrs does this (though typically not to the face) all the time.

[–]MonicaMalice 6 points7 points ago

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Mine does this as well.

"You're not petting me. Fine then I'll hit you."

[–]scarlettenoir 4 points5 points ago

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I grew up with pyrs, I can confirm they do this! Our old female used to slap at my arms if I was on the couch watching tv. She wouldn't stop until I turned the tv off and went into full belly rubs mode.

[–]Curmudgeon 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny Pyr owners look at this and think awww, most others think it's heinous. All of our cats know to avoid the Pyr Paw. Taught one of our Pyrs to high five, which he now does whether you are expecting it or not, usually right to the nuts.

[–]listen_hooker 2 points3 points ago

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I was just siting here shaking my head at all the, "that dog is unhappy and you're lucky he didn't bite you" comments.

[–]Curmudgeon 1 point2 points ago

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Mr_No_Name_User tells the whole story http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj6_Wd3s4Ds

[–]JayJayJokesterr 0 points1 point ago

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You can tell it's the dog. You can see movement in her torso right before she slaps a bitch, indicating the chest and back muscles gearing up beginning to lift and move her leg.

[–]charlybones 0 points1 point ago

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That was awesome!

[–]murph3122 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but seeing how the dog's tongue id out the whole time makes it a whole lot funnier

[–]mgnplz 0 points1 point ago

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My dog does this to me all the time. She's small though, so she will sit on my chest and stare at me, then 'slap' my face. I am curious as to why she does it. It's funny, regardless.

[–]patkgreen 0 points1 point ago

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to get you to pay attention and play.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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my dog did this to me and i was all fucked up

[–]JesseJaymz 0 points1 point ago

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My dog does this too but he always makes sure to get the face. Incredibly fucking annoying

[–]FTW_i_want_downvotes 0 points1 point ago

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whats this from?

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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Those paws must hurt. Looks like they weigh more than the dog itself.

[–]eatmorepossum 0 points1 point ago

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GTFO!

[–]Muskers 0 points1 point ago

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What did the paw say to the face?

[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx 0 points1 point ago

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The dog is like "WTF, go away ye cunt!"

[–]Glasse 0 points1 point ago

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Figurative*

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 0 points1 point ago

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Jason bateman got knocked the fuck out!

[–]listen_hooker 0 points1 point ago

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Pyrenees will do that! They love using their paws to play. But good god do they hurt.

[–]greensalt 0 points1 point ago

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A figurative bitch slap is when a woman gets slapped by a man since the woman is considered a 'bitch'. Therefore, a literal bitch slap would be a man slapping a female dog.

[–]jeb223[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I was just informed that Yeti has a Facebook Fan Page.

[–]johnnybenchcalled 0 points1 point ago

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Fellow Pyr owner here and I can attest to getting bitch slapped as well. Must be a breed thing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't sleep last night because I watched this for 10 minutes laughing my ass off.

[–]stephens723 0 points1 point ago

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i know whose dog this is. this is his fan page on Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/YetiTheDog

[–]mattyg5 0 points1 point ago

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That's one fat dog!

[–]pixelbulbasaur 0 points1 point ago

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more like fat slap

[–]clevelandohio 0 points1 point ago

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What the five fingers say to the face...

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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My dog does the same thing when he wants to play. His eyes will bug out, his tail will stop wagging, and if you get close enough to his face with yours, he'll swipe playfully.

[–]wasdxd 0 points1 point ago

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is it just me or does the guy kinda sorta look like jason bateman?

[–]nisseskjegg 0 points1 point ago

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my dog does that too when it wants to be alone :P

[–]Foolstoe 0 points1 point ago

One of my favorite gifs. I don't even know why.

[–]Mellowvibe 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT DID THE FOUR FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?!

[–]campeterz -1 points0 points ago

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It is funny cause there are 2 of these on the front page right now

[–]triple_slip -2 points-1 points ago

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That dog looks fat.

[–]Zeela_D -2 points-1 points ago

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Literally stolen off the front page?

[–]Antazaz 2 points3 points ago

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Look at post dates.

[–]Zeela_D 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, fair enough, I was wrong. I shall look next time!

[–]Literal_LOL -1 points0 points ago

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LOL

[–]Athene_Wins -5 points-4 points ago

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Pretty sure someone is holding a treat beside the camera and then asked for a paw

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[–]Flash_Johnson 1 point2 points ago

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no

[–]b4square -2 points-1 points ago

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Love the GP

[–]GrahamSaysNO -2 points-1 points ago

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There is no way to tell if it is indeed a bitch, or just a male dog.^

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