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[–]IUseTobascoAsLube 6 points7 points ago

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The first time I had sex, I was also in a room full of applauding strangers.

[–]ColRockAmp 1 point2 points ago

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This is what it was like for me.

[–]Drew_Caramel 1 point2 points ago

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I like the cake boss but they should rename his show to the rice krispie boss because I have yet to see him actually make a cake fully out of cake.

[–]scarecrow1234 0 points1 point ago

Drew we know you like cake boss in more than one way

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

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/r/reactiongifs is full of these.

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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I automatically downvote any "my reaction when" posts, since they are all just an excuse to post a really old gif.

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I agree.

But I think people like being pointed where to findthem.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Sure, that's why I'm not subscribed to that subreddit. If they want a place for them, it's there and I'm happy for them. But it's just easy karma whoring to find any somewhat funny gif and post "My face when I [do something mundane]"

[–]lakeandcake 0 points1 point ago

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You had sex with a cookie?

[–]RaizaMane 0 points1 point ago

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If it turned blue, you did something wrong.

[–]BogieJunior 0 points1 point ago

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friend and family clapping you and with your mouth open like a guppy fish with his balls in a vice? odd.

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

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you... got... cookies?

[–]elconeje 0 points1 point ago

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I did it all for the cookie.

[–]MBallzEsHari 0 points1 point ago

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MFW mom baked me some awesome cookies after the sex.

[–]krasnolutek 0 points1 point ago

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What! You got a cookie!? No fair...

[–]Crazyglue 0 points1 point ago

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There were children all around you, cheering you on? What?

[–]sirnack -1 points0 points ago

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You had sex with cookie monster?

[–]deodorantstick -1 points0 points ago

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...doesn't matter had sex.

[–]manmalade -1 points0 points ago

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10 mins ago? grats man

[–]skiwf42 -1 points0 points ago

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Did you eat all those cookies then prematurely barf all over the place? If so, you're amongst good company.

[–]Dapwell -1 points0 points ago

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That was my face when I saw she had a penis too...

[–]Carlz0r -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec.

[–]PabstSmear -1 points0 points ago

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NOOKIEEEE!!!!!!!