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[–]Nuggs95 2 points3 points ago

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"John has 30 snickers and eats 20 of them, what does he have now?"

"Diabetes. John has diabetes"

-picture i saw a while ago

[–]GreenSpleen6 0 points1 point ago

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beat me to it

[–]jonaldjuck 1 point2 points ago

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And that's what makes students ask their professor the age old question of "when are we ever going to use this in real life?!"

[–]Suv44 1 point2 points ago

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I work in a super market and we get a customer each week by about 100 as well as about 50 watermelons

[–]TeamZissou008 1 point2 points ago

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How does this still keep getting upvoted?

[–]JimboJimboSlicee 0 points1 point ago

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Physics textbook: "What is the applied force of an elephant on a table if blahblahblah?" moral of the story... How the FUCK did they get an elephant on the table?! It came complete with a picture.

[–]NonaSuomi 0 points1 point ago

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Math. Not even once.

[–]TheRiot530 0 points1 point ago

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damn you beat me to it!!!

[–]thornik -1 points0 points ago

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Reeeeeeeeeeepost