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[–]McGravin 27 points28 points ago

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Why is the mirror a scumbag, here? I was really waiting for the mirror to fall over and squash the spider or something.

[–]reisuke 13 points14 points ago

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What kind of sick bastard thinks of getting his mirror out when a apider like that appears?

"oh gee whiz, a huge, potentially dangerous spider, better get my mirror out"

[–]deilax 11 points12 points ago

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I know he is trying to scare off the "potential attacker" but I like to think he is finally happy that he found a dance partner that is as good as him.

How sad he will be when the love of his life is taken from him.

[–]bigroblee 1 point2 points ago

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[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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80's Afro Spider

[–]Justdandy325 7 points8 points ago

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The first thing I thought of was "to the windoooooow, to the waaall!"

[–]Athene_Wins 7 points8 points ago

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I will now show you the dance of my people. Oh. You know it too?

[–]DOMination47 8 points9 points ago

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...that spider ...it was... cute. :O

[–]bigroblee 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DOMination47 0 points1 point ago

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All hail ! Praise the belief that spiders can be cute !

[–]Widar 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Aeras4109 2 points3 points ago

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I will forever imagine this dancing spider when I hear Macarena. Awesome.

[–]TheHeff 1 point2 points ago

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Damn...why did I click on this?? Now i cant get it out of my head!!

[–]schmidty1033 3 points4 points ago

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...Did anyone else suddenly get itchy?

[–]jimmyjungles 1 point2 points ago

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I just checked under my desk and feel skin crawling a tad

[–]btvs29 3 points4 points ago

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There should be a NSFA (Not Safe For Arachnaphobes) :( I had to close my eyes try click the back button.

[–]mastersoprano 2 points3 points ago

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Quit picking on Spiderbro.

[–]kabukistar 2 points3 points ago

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Not everything is "Scumbag thing"

[–]ladiesandgentleman 2 points3 points ago

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Let me show you the dance of my people.

[–]83kk4h 1 point2 points ago

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we should match the spider up wit a music video!

[–]bordercollieflower 1 point2 points ago

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What kind of spider is this?

[–]emib5000 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit the next time I find a huge ass spider like that I'm totally braking out the mirror before I squish him.... Or her...

[–]3h7rt6 1 point2 points ago

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A whole lot of Nope.

[–]SkoobyDoo 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I did was google "spider mirror" and find the original video.

[–]Doreagarde 1 point2 points ago

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"Damn! This guy's good! Gotta crack out my A-game... shit! He's got me figured out!"

[–]MagicBigfoot 1 point2 points ago

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"This guy knows all my moves! I can't get an edge on him!"

[–]Santorum_2012 1 point2 points ago

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TIL I will not endorse this spider as my running mate. Wilfred Brimley.

[–]auxiliary-character 3 points4 points ago

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Spiderbeetus.

[–]83kk4h 3 points4 points ago

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you should post this to aww it's so cute!

[–]itispedosthatareNSFW[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Done! :-D

[–]fysu 1 point2 points ago

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NOT SAFE FOR SLEEPING!!! I'll never get to bed now...

[–]Aeras4109 3 points4 points ago

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I actually think this is kinda cute. And I hate spiders.

[–]RandomMischief 2 points3 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]andersoncoopersboner 1 point2 points ago

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"Come at me bro!"

[–]macthecomedian 0 points1 point ago

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damn, that spider needs to chill out, take some drugs, spider!

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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I can feel it doing that on me.

[–]iamNEXUS 0 points1 point ago

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this was worth an upvote

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't it obvious? He's attempting the spider tango and because his SO was eaten by Mr. Whiskers he has no other partner except for himself.

[–]ungolden_glitter 0 points1 point ago

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Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

[–]Madmordigan 0 points1 point ago

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I also like to do my calisthenics in the mirror.

[–]urbanturtlefarm 0 points1 point ago

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aww.

[–]yourbestfriendFrank 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah

[–]Micosilver -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]0xrob -1 points0 points ago

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Iraq lobster?