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[–]Ihaveastupidcat 178 points179 points ago

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This Infiniti is getting detailed by a high end detail shop that removes the seats to shampoo the carpet. You can see the steam clean stripes in the carpeting.

[–]HobKing 12 points13 points ago

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How could you tell it was an Infiniti? Just curious.

[–]Ihaveastupidcat 29 points30 points ago

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I spend entirely too much time around cars. The gear shift is clearly Nissan/Infiniti design. If I were to guess, I would say that is an early i30 interior.

[–]blue-dream 10 points11 points ago

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It could also be a Nissan Maxima, specifically years 1995-1999. However, considering the chrome door handles, which I don't think were available for the Max, I'd say you're exactly right.

[–]mywhitewolf 4 points5 points ago

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haha, "that interior looks familar.. oh shit, i was in it driving to work today" same car as mine, nissan maxima.

looks like an upmarket version with the chrome & wooden trimming.

[–]blue-dream 1 point2 points ago

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You got the GXE? No worries man, much love to the VQ30 either way.

[–]ryanelkingo 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah cars...

[–]mywhitewolf 0 points1 point ago

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nah, i got a "J" model, which is the base US model for Australia.. mines also a VQ30DEK-T, so a little upgraded from the standard vq30

[–]phate_exe -1 points0 points ago

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Factory turbo?

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[–]phate_exe -1 points0 points ago

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I meant factory turbocharged vs aftermarket turbo kit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Unless it's a Max GLE, which does in fact have the chrome handles like the i30's.

[–]SoarinPastTheMoon 0 points1 point ago

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2000 Nissan Maxima GLE owner checking in, chrome handles are there.

[–]oscar333 0 points1 point ago

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I came to say I had a '93 nissan maxima, and it's (almost) exactly the same as that cars interior...save the wood and chrome

[–]Smills29 0 points1 point ago

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I was very confused for a few seconds as I was thinking of this i30: i30

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[–]ghostbackwards 5 points6 points ago

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an AMA about someone who knows cars? Probably never been done before. Good idea.

[–]Ihaveastupidcat 2 points3 points ago

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That would be a boring AMA. LoL. ;) Thanks for the suggestion though.

[–]tbss153 100 points101 points ago

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Thanks alot buzzkillington

[–]strike05 13 points14 points ago

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worst superhero of all time

[–]HoradricNoob 3 points4 points ago

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So, you could say that this pic is a shop job?

[–]shigal777 0 points1 point ago

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He's seen a lot of shops in his day.

[–]bigroblee 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder what something like that costs? Probably more than the KBB of my truck...

[–]mikzyspitlik 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's a Toyota Camry

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[–]Ihaveastupidcat 6 points7 points ago

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Happy Cake Day!

They use the chair to move the car around their shop when they are detailing it. I have seen it done before, except the shop I use has a 5 gallon bucket they sit on.

[–]ncstatecamp -1 points0 points ago

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question, do they do this for every car they clean? this is a huge bitch...

[–]katertots 79 points80 points ago

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the really ghetto part was holding up a preschool to get that chair

[–]booooooooooooosh 11 points12 points ago

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"GET OFF DAT CHAIR BABY, AND CLEAN YO DRAWS'."

[–]Stazz 12 points13 points ago

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Weight reduction, +5 MPG bonus GET!

[–]fotorobot 17 points18 points ago

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I don't know, such mods can be very upper-class.

Top-Gear once transformed a Merc into a mobile English cottage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxInBWKGc3U&feature=related

[–]leica_boss 8 points9 points ago

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Regain control of the cottage!

[–]lilyeister 2 points3 points ago

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The best part? Every time they brake.

[–]leica_boss 4 points5 points ago

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Acceleration would be worse, the chair would slide backwards. Take a turn sharply and the chair could flip, landing you on the opposite side of, the now runaway, car.

[–]Parnass 1 point2 points ago

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i love top gear

[–]RaveDigger 2 points3 points ago

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I actually used to see this all the time when I worked for a company that built and sold handicap vans. Whenever the mechanics or the sales people would have to drive around a vehicle that was designed to hold a wheelchair in place of the driver's seat, they would use something like this. Probably not the safest approach, but they did it all the time anyway.

[–]akulakrieg 2 points3 points ago

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*a whole nubba lebba

[–]evancalous 0 points1 point ago

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the HNL

[–]CGord 2 points3 points ago

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Had a car in the shop once, woulda been arounnnnnd......1992. Was a mid-60s GTO, in rough shape. The seat was a milk carton. The plastic boxes that hold jugs of milk. Sat on it, stepped on the gas, let out the clutch, and hit my head on the floor where the rear seat cushion should have been.

[–]NotSayingJustSaying 2 points3 points ago

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i don't know how you typed that while wiping your greasy hands off on the chamois cloth you pulled out of your back pocket just now.

[–]Fabulux 4 points5 points ago

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Don't worry it's custom.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 1 point2 points ago

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I think you meant its custom.

[–]superterran 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, I get it!

[–]andrewsmith1986 7 points8 points ago

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That is a death, waiting to happen.

[–]NotSayingJustSaying 1 point2 points ago

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i bet the driver likes to lean back in it

[–]I_I_I_I_am_the_owl 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, well that's illegal!

[–]modder9 1 point2 points ago

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Looks safe enough

[–]MemphisRoots 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of a joke.

A man goes to a used car lot and asks the salesman for something real cheap. The salesman takes him over to an old beat up El Camino in the back of the lot. Inside the car, there is a toilet, and a golf shoe next to a hole in the floor. The guy asks the salesman,"Whats the shoe for?"

The salesman says ," That's the brakes. Just slam the shoe through the hole and slow the car down."

The guy says, " Well whats the toilet for?"

The salesman says , " Thats in-case the brakes fail "

8)

[–]RushKah 1 point2 points ago

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Now you have a 100% chance of getting ejected in the event of a car accident.

[–]NicholasThunderchild 3 points4 points ago

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That would be a certainty, not a chance.

[–]paulzord 1 point2 points ago

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That's the non death proof seat.

[–]CraftyWilby 0 points1 point ago

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Been there. Not going back. I'll walk first.

[–]IggySorcha 0 points1 point ago

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My dad uses wicker patio chairs for the backseats in his work van.

[–]FTW_i_want_downvotes 0 points1 point ago

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thats fucking cool i want one

[–]jeohn 0 points1 point ago

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Whole. nuva. Levo

[–]iPut9Nsider 0 points1 point ago

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Student... driver?

[–]theenriquesuave 0 points1 point ago

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Why are there quotation marks in the title?!?!? Why?!?! Tell me!

[–]justinsane714 0 points1 point ago

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I think it is some sort of ironic ghetto.

[–]Horace_P_McTitties 0 points1 point ago

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The Ukrainian in me sees nothing wrong here.

[–]The_Companion 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe this is the third time this picture has gotten this many votes in only one week.

[–]KAHZ323 0 points1 point ago

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My old pre-school chair.

[–]Treesnrrd 0 points1 point ago

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If you really took this tell me where u live I'm absolutely fascinated ?

[–]Hammerswack 0 points1 point ago

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DAAAAMMMMNNNNN nigga!

[–]apulsch 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a juggalo?

[–]chapisbored 0 points1 point ago

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I'm willing to bet he does that so that his car is lighter/faster.

[–]ReverendEnder 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a child-sized seat?

[–]Al-a-Gorey 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think it would pass inspection.

[–]vanderbugger 0 points1 point ago

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♫ They see me rollin, they hatin ♫

[–]RickHayes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mikzyspitlik 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think about when looking at this is the scene from Grindhouse: Death Proof, when Kurt Russell purposely kills those women in a car crash.

[–]DeathBat51108 0 points1 point ago

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Repost level 9000

[–]wangotango22 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bluris 0 points1 point ago

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My brain thought my sensory input were being deceived by some reflection and could not fathom what it was seeing. It wasn't until I tried to make it consider that maybe, just maybe, the chair was actually inside not a wield reflection that I noticed it... and now I can't see how I perceived it as a reflection to begin with.

[–]Gobuchul 0 points1 point ago

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So a friend of me gets this Porsche Motor (~160PS) in his original Beetle, which I was rewiring the whole electrics to, as he thought ripping out the cables (basically no copper left in the car) and replacing the nicely color-coded ones with plain black ones would give it a special touch. Anyways, the first time the motor started was at a stage where there hasn't been anything major back in it after the full respraying of the whole body. Think of a chair like the one in the picture, the steering wheel and shift-stick. So he decides to have a test drive on the road. Off he went for a couple of minutes, only to come back with this story: He was just out of the small village and really hit it, as you probably would. Chair went with him to the back and he tried to hold himself to the steering wheel. Which he didn't fixate in his excitement of the first drive. Tractor ahead, ramming the wheel on again just in time and saving the day. I laughed my ass off.

[–]caligari5150 0 points1 point ago

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It's not THAT ghetto... at lease it matches the color of the car. :)

[–]Digitalabia 0 points1 point ago

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"They see me rollin', they hatin'..."

[–]oob15 0 points1 point ago

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this makes me think of Police Academy

[–]fishebulb 1 point2 points ago

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The scene with "high tower" ripping the front seat out?

[–]oob15 0 points1 point ago

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ahh yes, what a great film

[–]pontiacj 0 points1 point ago

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You know, I actually drove a car riding in a folding chair once. My friend's wheelchair ran out of batteries while he was in the park, and I had to drive his van down to pick him up. It was scary as hell, if I accelerated too quickly the seat slid back and I'd have to readjust while moving. Not recommended as normal means of transport.

[–]BoxMulder 0 points1 point ago

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That looks a lot like the passenger's seat of Stuntman Mike's car.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That chair is from the mid-90's era, oh elementary school...

[–]MiniJen 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, the school I teach at has those very chairs in kindergarten. Those chairs are pretty indestructible, so they may very well be from the mid-90s.

[–]prismaticbeans 0 points1 point ago

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We used that style of chair in highschool.

[–]stachen -1 points0 points ago

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I actually have that chair... man i'm so gangsta

[–]utterpedant -1 points0 points ago

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I stared at that picture for far too long, thinking someone had airbrushed an incredibly detailed picture of a car interior on the hood of their car. (I thought the reflection of the streetlight was a windshield wiper.)
I pondered the significance of the tiny chair for what seemed like hours.

[–]CitizensDivided -1 points0 points ago

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It's not that ghetto...there's still a car

[–]StreetScream -1 points0 points ago

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LOL.. seriously OUT Motherfuckin LOUD! hahah

[–]jaxnos -1 points0 points ago

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[–]StealthSilver -1 points0 points ago

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We have those exact same chairs at my college. They fucking suck.

[–]Gawdzillers -1 points0 points ago

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In The Warriors, the car that Luther and The Rogues are riding in during the famous bottles scene ("Warriorrrrrs, come out to plaaayyy!") didn't have any seats, so they had to sit on apple boxes.

[–]Caesar_Epicus -1 points0 points ago

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yeeeeeeah nigga!

[–]wolv -1 points0 points ago

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My dad used to drive a hot-rodded '55 Chevy Bel-Air with an apple crate for a passenger seat.

[–]Kataar -1 points0 points ago

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just logged in to upvote this

[–]USxMARINE -1 points0 points ago

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Oh hell naw

[–]IAMWastingMyTime -1 points0 points ago

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I think Warsaw was worse.

[–]susrev -1 points0 points ago

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Why is that in quotes?

[–]Simonzi -1 points0 points ago

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This is nothing. My stepfather use to have a Dodge Dart, that while he was remaking it, had a tree stump for a seat.

[–]oed706 -1 points0 points ago

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I saw a golf cart almost exactly like this once.

[–]digitalinfidel -1 points0 points ago

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Back in the 80's my cousin would drive around downtown Toronto in his old 70's honda civic sitting on a 24 of Molson Export. I kid you not.

[–]LurkyMcReddit -5 points-4 points ago

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I suspect that isn't even legal.

Having it in the car, or stealing it from the preschool.

[–]baseballpm -1 points0 points ago

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here in Portland (not too ghetto) my friends parents had their car broken into and their seat stolen...who steals a seat.

[–]pontiacj 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe the owner of this car.

[–]LurkyMcReddit -2 points-1 points ago

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From the looks of it, this guy needs to...

[–]mlangley -2 points-1 points ago

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Interestingly, Paul Volcker (former chairman of the Fed) did the same thing. (source)

[–]only_say_aw_hell_nah -2 points-1 points ago

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aw hell nah

[–]NotSayingJustSaying 0 points1 point ago

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you know, we all like only says fuck yah's thing. it's funny. it's not funny when you do it. but look at it this way, you've only invested 10 hours & it's a wash. but you know that. go back to your other sn. no hard feelings.

[–]only_say_aw_hell_nah 0 points1 point ago

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aw hell nah

[–]Brainderailment -2 points-1 points ago

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I bet it weighs less than a sparco.

[–]morris858 -2 points-1 points ago

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The door is intact, there is a good story behind this that made him only lose the chair inside.

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And that level is "middle school"