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[–]Erkoe 91 points92 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8ULqKl3lQ The full clip from Kanal 2 (Estonian TV)

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

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Police: 0:13 - What are you doing here?
Dude: 0:14 - ah?
Police: 0:15 - What are you doing?
Dude: 0:16 - Wait I am waiting my friend
Police: 0:20 - Now you are waiting in the car

That guy is classic. [•.•]

[–]Cpt_Mango 23 points24 points ago

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TIL in Estonia, police ride in the back, with the suspect.

[–]lrdm 12 points13 points ago

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This happens everywhere. It is also a key plot element in most films.

[–]cmdrhlm 6 points7 points ago

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"Most"?

[–]lrdm 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck. Was hoping nobody would catch that.

[–]Zombie_Lover 3 points4 points ago

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Not in the US, no one wants to be in the back when the pepper spray starts.

[–]Clarke1337 5 points6 points ago

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The same in Sweden. The driver sits on the left side in the front, police officer to the left in the back and suspect /arresteé(sp) to the right in the back. Also the front and back is completely cut off and I believe the seats have some sort of metal protection so that one cannot take a knife and stab a police officer in the back. Note: no police officers ride alone in Sweden (unless traffic police).

[–]ffy 26 points27 points ago

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did you mean to say 'TIL that in ex-soviet countries, criminal drives police to jail'

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[–]joss33 17 points18 points ago

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freedom is false

[–]EmmanuelGoldstein 6 points7 points ago

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So then...the cake is freedom!

[–]inarticulat 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for your name. 4srs.

[–]Cpt_Mango 3 points4 points ago

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no. I think it's odd that a policeman got in the back, with the suspect.

[–]WrightJustice 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe they did it for his safety?

[–]specialguestdaughter 1 point2 points ago

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same thing in most european countries.

[–]peak 2 points3 points ago

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Here he is in an interview afterwards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjE_1wiZrrk&feature=related

[–]lompton 4 points5 points ago

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I wish there were subtitles.

[–]i_drink_coffee 2 points3 points ago

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Is this the same guy?

[–]organicfunk 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone know what he is saying?

[–]fuckshitwank 1 point2 points ago

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From his initial presentation I'd say schizophrenia in addition to some kind of amphetamine (or simply drug induced psychosis). Due to his apparent weight gain I'd say that he's now on some kind of antipsychotic. Most probably olanzapine.

Any Estonian redditors able to show how wrong I am?

[–]organicfunk 598 points599 points ago

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Poor guy.

[–]Lampmonster1 192 points193 points ago

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Yeah, that would suck serious balls.

[–]fishbutt314 6 points7 points ago

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Being in a holding cell with a bunch of reprobates, it would be like the hotel bar scene with the lizards in fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Fuckin circus circus midgets and shit.

[–]REPOST_THE_GROUCH 93 points94 points ago

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GRRR, REPOST, GRRR!

[–]lightball2000 60 points61 points ago

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Are you a pokemon?

[–]The_Ginja_Ninja 39 points40 points ago

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A wild repost appears!

[–]danE3030 41 points42 points ago

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OP uses repost! It is super-effective!

[–]IamOsaa1995 22 points23 points ago

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OP's reputation fainted! OP blacked-out!

[–]CanadianEgg 6 points7 points ago

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OP scurried back to the sub-reddit protecting its repost

[–]m1lgram 3 points4 points ago

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A wild riposte appears!

[–]REPOSTS_R_OK 31 points32 points ago

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Reddiquette:

2: "Don't complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote."

-from the reddit mods

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 1 point2 points ago

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But... how will I sell all my pitchforks?

[–]Piratiko 1 point2 points ago

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While you trip serious balls.

[–]FluoCantus 16 points17 points ago

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Yeah. At first he looked completely terrified.

[–]AduroNox 12 points13 points ago

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He's lie, "oh god, wtf is going on? Where am I? What's happening? ...what is that thing? Jesus who are you people?"

[–]TheGhostofWoodyAllen 10 points11 points ago

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He seems to be taking it like a champ though.

[–]A_Higher_Porpoise 1 point2 points ago

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i would be smearing feces on my face and crying my eyes out at that point

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's the kind of shit that needs years to get over.

[–]GeoM56 260 points261 points ago

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No, that's just an owl in a man's body.

[–]BantamBasher135 30 points31 points ago

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I was thinking cat.

[–]TheSollymonster 22 points23 points ago

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This is Reddit, after all.

[–]juggernaughtie 6 points7 points ago

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When in Rome....

[–]spazmodic- 15 points16 points ago

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...do acid and get arrested, make a video, and turn it into an animated gif. post it without gaining karma and then have someone repost it and reap the full benefits of when in rome

[–]TheSollymonster 3 points4 points ago

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Seems pretty specific.

[–]SweetNeo85 1 point2 points ago

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When in doubt... do as the doubtans do.

[–][deleted] 103 points104 points ago

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It was funny until he discovered the microphone. Then it became fucking hilarious.

[–]Decker108 16 points17 points ago

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I almost died watching this. Funniest expressions ever :)

[–]applesforadam 465 points466 points ago

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The handcuffs were totally unnecessary. They could have given this man a coloring book and some crayons and he would have happily gotten in the cruiser.

[–]larrylizard 92 points93 points ago

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Stop resisting!

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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ZAP

[–]antoniomax 1 point2 points ago

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lol ZAP ALL THE SUSPECTS

[–]joss33 13 points14 points ago

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It's Estonia Not USA. We're better.

/patriotic

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[–]Khiva 12 points13 points ago

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HE SAID HIS COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN AMERICA SHUT UP AND AGREE

[–]myrpou 1 point2 points ago

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It's only okay when americans say another country is better than america.

[–]shhitgoose 11 points12 points ago

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"Stop resisting" is the standard line delivered by every single cop being recorded by a TV camera crew.

No matter how compliant the arrested, they just turn around and put their hands behind their back, the cops will tackle them shouting "STOP RESISTING!" As their buddies jump on and begin to knee the suspect in the head or put all their body wait from their forearm on suspect's neck

[–]ConnorSuttree 12 points13 points ago

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Well, what else are they supposed to do whe...JESUS CHRIST HE'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!

[–]nuovo_donna 37 points38 points ago

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"YOU'RE COLORING OUTSIDE THE LINES, CITIZEN STOP COLORING OUTSIDE THE LINES." zap...zap...ZAP, ZAP, ZAP

[–]YesButConsiderThis 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah maybe, but honestly I think it was the right decision. You never know how someone who's tripping is going to react and it might be best to have him restrained.

[–]hankbob 1 point2 points ago

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[–]Wondering_Wandering 1 point2 points ago

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Or just put on some Floyd

[–]theschlann 97 points98 points ago

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I feel bad for the guy. That must have been scary...

[–]Richeh 9 points10 points ago

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There should be a law that if you have to arrest someone who's tripping on acid then unless he's endangering themselves or others you have to tail them at a subtle distance until they come down.

[–]theschlann 10 points11 points ago

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It makes sense, because usually making an arrest would only make erratic thoughts and behavior worse. But coming down could take a very long time and tailing them would be kind of a waste of resources. I say we just leave the hippies alone, man!

[–]formerteenager 2 points3 points ago

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Not to mention having a cop tail you for four hours while tripping would probably be pretty fucked up too.

[–]Gargan_Roo 1 point2 points ago

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you have to tail them at a subtle distance until they come down

For what, 6 hours? lol.

[–]ref6738 115 points116 points ago

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woah... is that a microphone? It looks delicious

[–]hillbillyesq 95 points96 points ago

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It's a thought siphon.

[–]j0nny5 31 points32 points ago

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This is much more in line with what I would've thought whilst tripping.

[–]HowGoogleSeesThat 14 points15 points ago

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[–]fuckshitwank 2 points3 points ago

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Driving whilst tripping is scary enough in itself. Would not recommend or endorse.

[–]unohoo09 1 point2 points ago

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Properly executed (so therefore funny) novelty account.

[–]anonymousalterego 19 points20 points ago

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Technology is all a thought siphon, taking away our thoughts and dreams into the digital world. In the digital world, the thoughts can no longer be creative. We can see this in the world around us, how creativity is diminishing with every passing year. The technology sucks out our thoughts and imagination, ruining life for everyone.

We must get back in touch with nature. Let's go for a walk. Oh. Oh. Oh my. The sidewalk deforms with every step I take. This is amazing guys! I hope you can feel what I'm feeling. Isn't it sad that we can't express ourselves perfectly and let the whole world know how we feel. Oh my god! This is what Twitter was created for. It really is useful, letting us share what we think with the world, so they can be happier too. It's not a thought siphon, but a thought DISTRIBUTER. It lets you share your thoughts with everyone. One second...

I'm gonna go lie down.

[–]SubSeven98 8 points9 points ago

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What's worse is people think you are either stoned or on something else if you express yourself like you just did.

[–]anonymousalterego 20 points21 points ago

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I'm completely sober right now, but it really is unfortunate that people think LSD is dangerous, addictive, toxic, or has long-term effects.

Being on LSD is sometimes like being a little kid again. Your ideas might sound foolish to other people, but you still have moments of profound, practical thoughts that do apply to the sober world.

[–]paniq 19 points20 points ago

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Fun fact: I was delivered to a hospital while on acid once. They took my temperature with some odd metal device, but at the time I was so spaced out, I had no idea what it was at all. To me it was a completely magical device that somehow associated me with a number. Then they put me on something that I only later recognized as a body scale, and assigned another number to me. I thought these people are nuts, but friendly.

[–]yay_socialism 5 points6 points ago

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numbers numbers numbers... just think of all the numbers...

[–]j0nny5 2 points3 points ago

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There are so very many of them!

[–]hillbillyesq 1 point2 points ago

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This is what Twitter was created for.

You had me up till this...but then again, I guess it could make sense too. Trippin' be crazy. Have my upvote for the rest, but I say beware the tweetering when anywhere near a [10]!

[–]bru4242 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what it would taste like with miracle berries...

[–]general_no_pants 16 points17 points ago

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Looks to the mic:"Uhm, no thanks, I've had enough."

[–]pgibso 14 points15 points ago

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Mic? is that you?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No, this is dog.

[–]mdev2640 51 points52 points ago

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I wonder if he was actually a danger to anyone.

[–]ObViousMaf 59 points60 points ago

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[–]JohnCthulhu 66 points67 points ago

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[–]captchaking 10 points11 points ago

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I bet he wished he could of done this

[–]0cats 2 points3 points ago

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please post more stuff like this

[–]baalsitch 1 point2 points ago

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Ugh... can't even look at that sober.

[–]bringing_back_wtf 204 points205 points ago

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not wtf, should be in /r/funny

[–]weirdasianfaces 11 points12 points ago

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/r/wtf seems to be the subreddit for anything out of the ordinary lately.

[–]Xurandor 9 points10 points ago

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Seriously. /r/spacedicks is what /r/wtf used to be. Here we get links to news articles about various wrongdoings. There they get pictures of dogs pooping bubble gum and a man wearing a suit entirely made out of rubber penises.

[–]NeverDisagrees 58 points59 points ago

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You are completely, 100% correct.

[–]Kensin 31 points32 points ago

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Don't worry, I'll be reposted there later.

[–]DrDodgy 39 points40 points ago

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And what's funny about you?

[–]BDaught 17 points18 points ago

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Unfortunately they were always laughing at poor Kensin, never with him...

[–]Kensin 10 points11 points ago

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It's hard to blame them, even I laugh at me.

[–]maqikelefant 1 point2 points ago

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The way he looks.

[–]NeverDisagrees 3 points4 points ago

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Hell yeah!

[–]xeusion 1 point2 points ago

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Should be in /r/reposts

[–]bolgrot 3 points4 points ago

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In his defense, it probably was... 3 years ago

[–]northbayray 15 points16 points ago

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"You ARE freakin' out. Man."

[–]TheShittyBeatles 5 points6 points ago

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Littering and...

[–]tadmau5 3 points4 points ago

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smokin the reefer.

[–]Bitemeee 5 points6 points ago

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his face when he looks at the microphone is priceless

[–]soadogs 12 points13 points ago

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Getting arrested on acid/shrooms would be a torture I don't even want to imagine.

[–]HARDonE 6 points7 points ago

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its not that bad

[–]soadogs 6 points7 points ago

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Have you experienced it? It seems like It would put you in a negative state of mind that is near unimaginable.

[–]HARDonE 7 points8 points ago

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yeah once, I was tripping with a friend, I parked in a businesses parking lot in the middle of the night to take a leak, late night new england so everything is closed.

cops come rolling in someone, called and thought I was trying to rob the place, they give my friend and I the 3rd degree search our car and shit. Getting in our faces and yelling. I was tripping but all the commotion got my adrenaline going and that seemed to cancel out the acid.

similar thing happened when I was tripping on acid and got on a roller coaster adrenaline seems to negate the effects, at least for me

with acid its all about keeping your shit together and fighting the fear

[–]famikon 9 points10 points ago

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The good thing about acid is that (in responsible doses) it is easy to snap in and out of your trip as the situation sees fit.

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[–]seabass341 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure what's wrong with doing heavy doses...

[–]Chillin888 4 points5 points ago

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I got arrested one night after doing 2 hits of acid when I was young and dumb. Got snatched off a sidewalk on suspicion of DUI--the cop said he'd seen me driving an hour earlier (it was true, but I'd been drinking in the interim).

The experience wasn't so bad and it did have a weird upside. Although I remember being searched twice by two different cops before being put in the drunk tank for the night, when I was released in the morning I found 2gs of hash in the pocket of my jeans. I had no memory of acquiring it, but was mighty glad the cops didn't find it!

[–]SoulBlade 4 points5 points ago

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Eesti politsei.

[–]joss33 4 points5 points ago

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Kes ei tantsi on politsei!

[–]kosmosekoiott 13 points14 points ago

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Hey, that's Kanal 2, an Estonian tv channel! :D

[–]noys 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Anyone who's ever done acid feels absolutely terrible for this guy.

[–]GodManDog 9 points10 points ago

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Poor fucker. Doesn't like like gone over the edge yet, but getting arrested would probably do it. I hope it wasn't too bad for him.

[–]Kastratos 4 points5 points ago

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Hello guy who fucked a dog.

[–]infinifunny 5 points6 points ago

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hello guy with no balls

[–]goldicecream 1 point2 points ago

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hello guy that's always funny.

[–]KidAstronaut 2 points3 points ago

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Hello Gucci Mane

[–]kanfayo 2 points3 points ago

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Hello, child in space.

[–]lrc13 1 point2 points ago

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Makes me laugh every time I see it.

[–]mehdifrex 3 points4 points ago

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"Where the fuck i'm i? who the fck are you? the fuck is this? "

[–]varukasalt 2 points3 points ago

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You know, about all this repost hate. Some of us haven't been here all that long and haven't seen everything on the inter iterwebs yet. We also have these things called lives and jobs and things that require us to actually leave our house occasionally, so we may miss things from time to time. Now if something is posted over and over and over again in a short time frame, I could understand but for fucks sake, some of you really look like assholes when you lash out at a simple, unintentional repost.

On topic, however...NOPE!

[–]Noahismyname 28 points29 points ago

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Are there any pro-legalization mushroom/acid movements around? I feel like this issue doesn't get enough attention as it deserves.

[–]pornmonger 22 points23 points ago

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You think the misinformation around weed is bad? We can even get that legalized.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 12 points13 points ago

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Don't even try to get a drug that's impossible to cause any harm to you legalized.

[–]Scriptonaut 1 point2 points ago

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It's not impossible to cause harm, that statement is just way too absolute. However, it is one of the safest drugs. As far as overdosing, you cannot really do it in any typical way. The problem with LSD is the possibility of getting PTSD from a profoundly bad trip. This isn't very common, but it's definitely possible, as I've known a few people who suffered badly for even up to a year after dosing.

[–]idlesense 2 points3 points ago

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impossible to cause any harm? what are you stupid?

[–]justmadethisaccountt 8 points9 points ago

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no. are you?

[–]OneOfTheBest7Billion 1 point2 points ago

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Everything has a harmful dose, and a lethal dose.

Death by voluntarily drinking water.

[–]mentalorigami 6 points7 points ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]nontoxyc 27 points28 points ago

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I got arrested once after taking 3 hits of acid then ate 10 E pills when the cops pulled me over. I felt like only my force of will was keeping my skull from exploding.

[–]Axle-f 12 points13 points ago

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how are you NOT DEAD??

[–]Korietsu 16 points17 points ago

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He candyflipped like a boss.

[–]shhitgoose 7 points8 points ago

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I've experimented with about every single drug you can think of (sans Crack) and Candyflipping for me the most fucked up out of any of them ever.

Took 3 hits of very good liquid acid and then ate a half a E and sniffed the other half. Holy shit is all I have to say. You enter a another dimension of reality that you were never aware existed. Just totally and completely fuct up beyond even what words can describe IMO.

[–]nontoxyc 9 points10 points ago

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The first time I candyflipped I was at a rave, and I could actually see the musical notes in various colors coming out of the speakers and traveling through my body. Brief synesthesia.

[–]DubLuv93 2 points3 points ago

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My first time candyflipping was in my own house (with the parents gone of course). I went to the park in my neighborhood and enjoyed the night sky and colors with my friends... then a legitimate undercover neighborhood watch policeman started circling us and talking on the cell phone. It was so creepy because we didn't know at first and we were trying to talk to him but he wasn't talking back to us. He was said something along the lines of, "Yo, I'm at where I need to be, things aren't looking good. you think you can stop by?" That set off a bad trip for me and me and my friends started walking toward the car. As soon as we got to the car a cop car pulled up immediately with his lights on and my friend floored it and jumped the curb (he's dumb). but for some reason the cop didn't chase us. Got back to my house with some music, strobes, and blacklights. It was fun :)

[–]wtf_is_a_reddit 4 points5 points ago

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If you could make an attempt to put it into words you have my attention.

[–]shhitgoose 10 points11 points ago

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The candy flipping experience? It was certainly a night I will never forget. I was at my good friends bon-fire "party" with about 30 other people. Only me and my one friend candy-flipped, let alone trip on acid.

Acid to me is already a drug in its own stratosphere. You really open your mind to things that you couldn't even fathom before. You just a form a very deep thought process that is unheard of to your previous self. You experience "world changing" thoughts (Only way I can put into words but that doesn't do it justice) that enlighten you.

I don't know if you have ever experimented with LSD but also get intense visual hallucinations. My favorite part. You see a lot of "trails"; pretty much anything that moves leaves behind a fade pattern of itself growing fainter. You can become lost looking into your denim jeans as a gigantic ocean forms, swirling and twisting on your leg.

Now add in E, and its just a force multiplier. Your entire body is rocked from head to toe. You overcome with an overwhelming euphoria which is very difficult to put into words. Just a pleasure overload. With the acid doing its thing and the E storming in, you are in a for a very intense time. Watching the bon fire was amazing. Having my girlfriend run her fingers down the back of my neck and arms was better then an orgasm.

[–]wtf_is_a_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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I've had plenty of shroom trips, never touched E and have always been interested in acid, this has totally convinced me it is necessary for my constant journey towards enlightenment, thank you.

[–]diskis 1 point2 points ago

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It's not great for everyone. For me, LSD and shrooms are quiet drugs of introspection. I sit at home, listen to good music and lay down. Maybe cook - food is so alien and delicious (though I understand that most people can't even eat on psychedelics). E (actually MDMA) is a fun party drug. I go out to rave and hug my friends, and dance until my feet hurts.

Combining them gives me the need to do both at the same time - and you cannot eat a gourmet platter of cheese on your bed in the middle of the dancefloor. Gives an internal conflict, and a general unpleasantness over the entire trip.

For me that "force multiplier" the parent is talking about is nitrous. That's like being strapped to a rocket and multiplying whatever drug you are on with awesome.

[–]flip69 1 point2 points ago

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Please do not refer to candyflipping as "being fucked up" that sends the wrong message to people.

*Candyflipping is transformative and therapeutic if done correctly. *

[–]shhitgoose 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. That is what I mean. I should have said "Most intense" of any drug. In a good way

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[–]nontoxyc 55 points56 points ago

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If it makes you feel any better, I got arrested for it.

[–]GNU_bie 13 points14 points ago

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Strangely, it does. But I didn't feel bad in the first place, so now I feel great.

[–]Tetraca 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not so sure that was the guy's story than the Nutrigrain bar you were eating.

[–]tonytwotoes 2 points3 points ago

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were you driving or walking when they pulled you over?

[–]pornmonger 2 points3 points ago

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10!? What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you grind all of your teeth away?

[–]nontoxyc 7 points8 points ago

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The effects were unpleasant. I never planned to take 10 E pills all at once, but getting thrown in jail in South Carolina for driving the wrong way down a one way street (basically a traffic infraction) was better than getting thrown in prison for possession of MDMA with intent to distribute (probably a felony there). And yeah, I ground my teeth for the next few days, and now also grind them in my sleep; not sure it's related but could well be.

[–]pornmonger 3 points4 points ago

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Good point. I bet your down was brutal.

[–]sniffles_snort 4 points5 points ago*

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I used to road trip all the time. Loved it. Just obey three simple rules: - Do what signs & lights tell you - Stay between the lines - don't touch anything with your car

And you're fine. I did NOLA to NYC, Toledo to NYC, Baltimore to Philly, and Baltimore to Shenandoah valley. Pure success!

edit wouldn't do it again. Should have said "loved it at the time"

[–]shhitgoose 1 point2 points ago*

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Wow. I could never drive while tripping of LSD. Just so many things are going thru your mind and at any second, a life altering thought could pass thru your mind and completely engulf you.

I prefer to just chill with a couple good friends at one of their house's where you know you are perfectly safe to just explore your mind and be safe from outside world.

Way too many "wildcard" factors in the outside world while tripping hard on acid. I've gone out in public a few times with a non-tripper driving around and found it difficult enough to go into a store and buy a candy bar.. hahah. Luckily my fiend was with me and was able to take correct amount of money out of my wallet and get me the fuck out of there. I tried handing over a $50 Canadian Bill (live in NY) to pay for said, single twix bar. Just a disaster as more and more people formed a line behind me waiting.

[–]xb4s 3 points4 points ago

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Personally, I could barely stand being inside until I was in the coming down phase. I much preferred being in a wide open space where we would have minimal contact with non-tripping people.

I couldn't even imagine sitting in a parked car, much less being in a moving one where the driver is feeling the same way I was. Holy shit, I am the driver...

[–]shhitgoose 1 point2 points ago

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On mushrooms I love to go out to explore. My one good friend lived right across from a major state park so we go out there and wander for hours upon hours tripping on mushrooms. Some of the most fun I've ever had. Exploring the forest and going down to the beach and lake shore.

Mushrooms are a totally different beast to me then LSD. I much prefer LSD. Mushrooms gives me very little visual fun and that is my favorite part of tripping. I also am prone to "shroom stomach" and that can kill the fun of a trip very quickly. I hate the process of eating them and their terrible taste. Then you're tripping and your stomach becomes upset... no fun at all to me.

[–]nontoxyc 3 points4 points ago

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The sad part is, I was in a safe place, with some friends at their parents' beach house. We were all variously fucked up after a String Cheese Incident concert, kind of lying around on the beach. Then a helicopter flew overhead. The spotlight stabbed down around us. I was convinced that the helicopter was searching for me somehow. After that it seemed like the police were closing in, creeping across sand dunes in full SWAT gear all around, ready and eager to make the bust of a lifetime. I panicked and hopped in my car and drove off without a word to anyone that I recall. This will probably get downvoted on reddit but I personally somewhat believe that the terror I felt out there on the beach was actually some kind of past echo of future events, which the result of the experience itself caused.

[–]Groggiebear 7 points8 points ago

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His eyes always reminds me of dramatic cupcake dog. http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cupcake-dog.jpg

[–]carrotsandwich 2 points3 points ago

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post the full video!

[–]kellykebab 2 points3 points ago

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Arresting someone on acid should be illegal. The punishment should be to do acid in prison.

[–]tagin_dragon 2 points3 points ago

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I have legit been arrested while on acid. Thank fuck there weren't news cameras there

[–]LoveMyDeadWeather 4 points5 points ago

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I was put in handcuffs and watched my car get searched where they found a few bags of shake, a pipe, and a small amount of actual smokeable marijuana left. This all took place while I was on mushrooms and I can tell you it's not a fun way to end a trip. Luckily, despite the fact that I spent most of the search process staring at the grass as it wiggled around or watching the reflection of the cop lights off of the nearby road signs, they put me back in the car with my buddies and let us drive away still tripping. I don't know how I got away with that.

[–]teamondabackdu 1 point2 points ago

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lucky. I had to finish my trip in a tiny holding cell with no water AND they took my weed.

[–]DoctorMiracles 3 points4 points ago

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'Why is this fine man's humongous penis trying to get on my face...'

Seriously, poor guy. I hope at least he was having a good trip and didn't freak out too much.

[–]Fr0hman 1 point2 points ago

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Estonian classic :)

[–]SeriousDude 1 point2 points ago

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i disagree with what the police spokesman said in the end.

[–]koolaidface[!] 1 point2 points ago

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This happened to me in 1999. I spent 30 minutes in the back of a cop car, in hand cuffs, PEAKING. I couldn't help but laugh though... the radio in the cop car played "Last Dance with Mary Jane" while my friend and I waited for the cops to look for the rest of the mj that they thought we had thrown somewhere.

[–]moistmoistrevolution 1 point2 points ago

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Hah, the only time I was in the back of a police car it played Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.

[–]fromfocomofo 1 point2 points ago

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Why was he even being arrested?

[–]Fr4g0u7 1 point2 points ago

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Cool turtleneck bro.

[–]The_Billek 1 point2 points ago

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The GIF was moderately entertaining until it got to the point where he stared the microphone down. I lost it at that point.

[–]giveitago 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like a velociraptor.

[–]goochnorris 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Ilya Bryzgalov?

[–]ProfessorLX 1 point2 points ago

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ITT: a lot of people who have obviously never done acid

[–]captureMMstature 1 point2 points ago*

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Man it seems like arresting someone during a strong hallucination is a dangerous and unneeded act of inhumanity. It could cause him to seriously freak out and have a terrible experience, and for what? What was he doing wrong? It seems like helping him to a safe place like his home or with some friends would be a far better way to keep him and everyone around him safe and happy. I feel bad for the guy, he seems to be handling the situation fairly well though.

[–]anothermonth 1 point2 points ago

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The poor fella has a look of Bad Joke Eel.

[–]XZary 1 point2 points ago

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Hilarious dude. He's saying "WHAT?!... I'm waiting for a friend O.O!" in Estonian.

[–]thrifty917 1 point2 points ago

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I thought he was going to eat the microphone.

[–]AudibleChocolate 1 point2 points ago

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looks more like ketamine

[–]spankr 1 point2 points ago

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I like it. A WTF from the subject's perspective.

[–]datajunkie 1 point2 points ago

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wow on the news and everything... Can you say "BAD TRIP"....

[–]boldly 1 point2 points ago

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I have not laughed that hard in days. thank you.

[–]OldNintendood 1 point2 points ago

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wow check this... in senior year of high school my neighbor friend sold acid to a kid, the kid took it like after dinner on a week night thinking he would just hang in the basement... anyway that didn't work and his parents call 911 and shit, the kid sobered up and squealed.

So that next morning the parents call the school and the school thought it would be swift just to grab my friend and search with out notice first thing in the AM seeing if he had anything on him. A quick search in the deans office found a little foil with one hit in it. The dean walks out and calls the cops.

My friend, alone in the deans office, eats the 4 hits of acid in his wallet the dean never found and gets cuffed and sent to jail. My friend used to drop a lot so a normal little jaunt for him he told me. He said he got to the station they processed him real quick, but he was sitting before his mug shot starting to tingle and the flashes of the pictures were fun...

anyway his parents were notified from the school after the arrest and they said leave him and he stayed a couple days, but that night he sat alone, in a little cell tripping. he said he it was silent for the most part saw other people come in and out of other cells during the day but he was in a single. after it got dark he said his mid was racing sitting there didn't sleep the whole time he was in jail.

EDIT tl;dr friend got caught with acid, ate the hits that he had hidden before going to jail...

[–]unsoundguy 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck man I busted a gut laughing! may be a repsot but I needed that.

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Old shit.

[–]naes41091 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it was mushrooms, too lazy to find the whole video.

[–]Sangrin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure I'd find it hilarious if I could stop feeling so bad for the guy. That has got to suck.

[–]slickmcghee 0 points1 point ago

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His face at the end totally says, 'Are you gonna eat that microphone?'

[–]mokhaffeine 0 points1 point ago

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come on guys, he's just really concerned.

[–]lomography 0 points1 point ago

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Oodake, ma ootan sõpra. Haaa

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[–]Ratlettuce 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

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the fuck is that? the fuck is this?

[–]ismashugood 0 points1 point ago

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got funny once he saw the microphone

[–]Pempalas 0 points1 point ago

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farai lt?

[–]scstraus 0 points1 point ago

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been there, done that.