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[–]Paul_C 24 points25 points ago

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You feel adorably raped?

[–]jsmayne 1 point2 points ago

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boy was like come here

girl was all no ..noo well ok

walks into house voluntarily

it was totally consensual

[–]vwguy0105 13 points14 points ago

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Your arguments end in forced intercourse?

[–]Cchrist 3 points4 points ago

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The only good retort: rape.

[–]thatscentaurtainment 6 points7 points ago

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That rooster is getting RAPED.

[–]KarmakazeNZ 7 points8 points ago

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Take that back. That is clearly a hen. That dog is not a fag.

[–]UnknownArchive 18 points19 points ago

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[–]highguy420 6 points7 points ago

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I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–]Thumbz8 4 points5 points ago

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All awful titles

[–]Gamernz 2 points3 points ago

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Now we setup an army of reddit bots to downvote the reposts!

[–]apiratewithadd 3 points4 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]Mackinstyle 2 points3 points ago

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Dogs will try to rape anything.

[–]heartofthechains 1 point2 points ago

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Keep fuckin that chicken.

[–]Havanacus 1 point2 points ago

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I expect the most delicious offspring.

[–]Layserboy1 1 point2 points ago

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wait... are you the dog or the chicken?

[–]_pulsar 1 point2 points ago

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I can fap to this.

[–]DrJafJaf 1 point2 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

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funniest fucking gif ive ever seen

[–]omni_wisdumb 0 points1 point ago

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what a dumb chicken... poor bastards have lost all sense of survival instincts after years of domestication.

[–]hsiangfu 0 points1 point ago

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I'll never look at puppies the same way.

[–]brodie21 0 points1 point ago

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RAPE!!! RAPE!!!

[–]Hazi1337 0 points1 point ago

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FAST POST IT ON GW :D

[–]DingDongSeven 0 points1 point ago

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That's inaccurate; from what I can tell, that dog appears to still be operating with the full and complete mental faculties that you would expect from the species.

[–]ilovegeorgebush -1 points0 points ago

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You get manipulated by dumb people. Sucks to be you man.

[–]WreckerCrew -1 points0 points ago

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Wait....are you the chicken or the dog?