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[–]NotLawrence 21 points22 points ago*

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Translation:

Title: How to enjoy your friend's ass.

  1. Pick a non-permanent pen of any color. Pick an ass from a friend. Pick asses that are nice and round with smooth skin. Now draw your favorite nipples on the ass cheeks so that the ass looks like boobies.

  2. Now fuck those fake boobies. Rub your dick between the ass cheeks and be aware of the asshole so as not to cause discomfort to your friend. Adjust your position and apply lubricant when necessary.

  3. Orgasm. Lie on your friend and give thanks. If you were unable to achieve an erection, there are several possibilities. One, the nipples were not drawn very well. Two, the ass is not of good quality. Finally, and most likely, you are a GAY man.

TL;DR: Assboobies.

Edit: Source: I know Chinese.

[–]onederful 1 point2 points ago

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how is being unable to achieve an erection from this make you gay? Au contraire?

[–]theDigitalNinja 2 points3 points ago

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Because you weren't able to get an erection from the fake boobies.

[–]iknomus1c 3 points4 points ago

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While ur dick is between a mans ass crack...Makes logical sense.

[–]anonymous1 1 point2 points ago

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Source: I know Chinese.

For the last time [Keanu Reeves], no you don't. - Celebrity Jeopardy

[–]guignoleyes 5 points6 points ago

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Using the given translation: "If you were unable to achieve an erection... most likely, you are a gay man" So essentially, with this test, they can prove there are no gays in China. I see no flaw in that logic.

[–]TSP1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IndigoMichigan -1 points0 points ago

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GAY

[–]Anar_Isil 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW?