No idea what you're talking about

Gandie · 8 months

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

OldSkoolGamer · 8 months

Definitely read that in a pissed off black guy's voice...

tittybuttfuck · 8 months

Looks exactly like my very first hamster. Pete died when I was 9. Little guy only lasted 3 years, but it was a good 3 years.

His favorite was broccoli but he also loved crackers.

He always used to climb up the bars of his cage to get them cause I'd hold em up high cause he liked that cause it was a challenge.

He bit all my friends but he loved me. He would sit in my hands and crawl around me. This one time he was sitting on my lap and he crawled into my crotch and took a piss so everyone would think it was me and not him. Clever bastard.

Excuse me while I go cry now.

Feisl · 8 months

I don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing at this.

ChalkUp · 8 months

I'd really like to see the video that shows how the cracker got in there unbroken.

Until I do, the best explanation is that was done by a twisted taxidermist.

mangage · 8 months

It's not a cracker! it must be two long treats or something, a cracker would be intersecting his brain stem

gosmart · 8 months

Cra cra cra cracker face, cra cra cracker face.

asy138 · 8 months

This is not the cracker you are looking for.

keepitgoinglouder · 8 months

I love when hamsters do this. My hamster eats whole circus peanuts and shoves them in her mouth in a manner similar to that. So hilarious!

shellshock_gt · 8 months

I have no idea what you are talking about...

tstinson29 · 8 months

More like: "uh ah-CUR?"

agentidaho · 8 months

the one holding the camera obviously

azureflamecloud · 8 months

no idea what-chu talking about

fab11 · 8 months

That hamster has a very square head.

Guustaaf · 8 months

So it was the hamster

whatisthis8 · 8 months

Maximum poker face.

Deracination · 8 months

I want my hat back

floppy_camel_anus · 8 months

Haha I'm like this, except with cocaine.

[deleted] · 8 months

The hamster has taken the cracker from the almighty Polly!!

radherring · 8 months

What, cracker?

nickertine · 8 months

So what happened next?

kindlyyams · 8 months

Haha, outstanding.

coldvault · 8 months

It looks like a bit like Ditto, actually. :s

Vuchetich · 8 months

I guess hamsters don't need spines.

BloodyPancakeSyrup · 8 months

downvoted because it just looked like the hamster, thought the side part was the body. looked again, saw cracker, HOLY SHIT

MrCrumbbley · 8 months

Does anyone else see a face on the right ear?

tymigota · 8 months

That would work on more levels if the mouse was black.

Hamstertoast · 8 months

If anyone is wondering, it's really just 2 carrots.

brocahantas · 8 months

Dude cracker is not the preferred nomenclature. Caucasian, please.

Pootytang001 · 8 months

I think that's a remake of my favorite adorable animal picture of all-time... either that or the hamster just doesn't have a skull.

Zettelmeier · 8 months

Thats racist. .

BranVan · 8 months

Totally saw Jar Jar Binks in the thumbnail. Cannot unsee!

crow-bait · 8 months

mynameisGeir · 8 months

looks like we are crack-a-lackin'

fred303 · 8 months

Reminds me of the hamster that i met when i moved into my new apartment. I was sitting in front of the TV when i saw something small scurry trough the room. First i thought it was a mouse but i managed to see that it was a hamster when i put some cheese and muesli on the ground. He visited my a couple of evenings for dinner, always filled up his cheeks and run away. I never found out how he entered but one day he stopped visiting me. Few weeks later i told the landlord about it and he told me the whole drama. It turned out the hamster belonged to a neighbor girl and it was escaped from the cage and he was visiting other neighbors too. Now one of the other neighbors thought it was a rat and put up a trap and that's why he stopped visiting me! RIP little friend.

baker875 · 8 months

Will someone please get this cracker out of my mouth, its been stuck like this for an hour!

latentgenius · 8 months

Are you a white person? Is he asking you "What, Cracker?"

mc55boy · 8 months

Who ever thought Hamster + Cracker = Hamster²

Math = Broken

pwndnoob · 8 months

Picture is missing quite a bit of punctuation; a comma and question mark to be exact. Also, when did hamsters become racist? I'm so confused.

matchbox5 · 8 months

Weirdest boner I've ever had

theAlphaginger · 8 months

Let's all just welax

crushin8tor · 8 months

If you give a mouse a cookie...

[deleted] · 8 months

A few days ago I had a dream about some hamsters I had when I was younger. They both lived relatively long lives but looked like they just wanted to die when the time finally came. I was kind of happy for them that they were finally out of their pain. They barely moved anymore. That was about 7 or 8 years ago that they died.

So, last night I had a dream. For some reason I was just getting back to my dorm room from a trip. For some reason I had put the two hamsters, still alive in my suit case, don't know why I did or how they were alive... I put down the suit case and unzipped a pocket. The two hamsters rolled out onto the floor, and a baby hamster that I did not remember putting in there, which was odd, because they were both males. Life will find a way, I suppose!

Anyways, the two large ones appeared to be in great pain, rolling around on the ground on their backs. Then one of them audibly said to me in English, "Kill me, kill me..." This seemed like a perfectly normal thing at the time. The little one appeared to be alright. I took great sympathy upon my two old pets and decided to grant them their request. For some reason, I chose to use an ink pen to kill them. I drove the ink pen through one of their necks with precision and force. He wiggled around for a second, and then died. Then I killed the larger one, for some reason he took more effort and I had to stab a couple times and just about decapitate him. It felt very messed up.

I turned around, and the little one had run off. I had no intention of killing him but decided to let him roam free in my room. And that is where the dream ended. No idea where that came from, kind of strange, huh?

TL;DR That's a cute hamster with the cracker in its mouth!

Doilyn · 8 months

My brother got a cool little black hamster one time. Little Bobbo was the biggest in his litter, and he was super adorable. We took him home, got him in his cage, and he got into his wheel. Watching him go from his wheel, to his food, to his water, back to the wheel...it was adorable; well, it was adorable for the first few hours, anyway. He just never stopped. We were pretty sure he slept for about two hours per twenty four hours, and drank about as much water as my brother did (and he was eight at the time). After a week, he got tired of his wheel, and he would climb the walls of his cage (with pretty wide spread bars, mind you), go upside down on the top, and fall on his back. It was an incredible sight to see.

After the third week of his insane behavior, which baffled us, the internet, and the vet we asked, poor little Bobbo passed away in his cage. We don't know why, but we're pretty sure his heart exploded. My brother was of course unsatisfied, so we got another. He named this one Hamster, fearful that it would succumb to the same fate. However, Hamster was a very calm gal, and performed the daily functions of a normal hamster. She drank, by our observation, about 1/8th of the water Bobbo did, and about half of the food, despite being larger. She would chill in her cage, taunt our cat, and was generally cool. Unlike her precursor, the rascal lived a few weeks past five years, and grew larger than any hamster I have seen yet.

Both were pretty badass, in their own right. RIP little guys, and thank you Reddit for reading my story.

ill-cozby · 8 months

Pretty sure I saw this yesterday.

Brocktoon_in_a_jar · 8 months

Maaaatt Daaaamon!

aherco · 8 months

Took me a while to figure out this wasn't a racist joke.

ZiggyOnMars · 8 months

That's racist!!!!!!!!!

Riffian · 8 months

9gag repost FUCK REDDIT

unless_you_do · 8 months

Unless you do.

Noblerevenge · 8 months

Take that think to the vet; it's pretty fucking deformed. Edit - Twas a joke, albeit a bad one, dear reddit.

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