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[–]CeorgeGostanza 78 points79 points ago*

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A girl once tried to convince me that glitter was her favorite color. I had asked her, in typical fashion, "what's your favorite color little girl?" and she asserted that it was, in fact, glitter. I told her, "Haha cool! But glitter isn't a color you know?" I didn't have the time to enter the details of the visible spectrum and the wave-particle duality of nature, but she maintained that it was a real color and it was her favorite. So I changed my tack, I brought up the point that glitter is a reflective and shiny material that can be colored different ways, hence red glitter and blue glitter - she however ultimately contested that there was no such thing as red or blue glitter, and the simple fact I had recognized these deviations proved her point. What I called red and blue glitter are, to her, actually shades of the color glitter.

[–]FatCat433 36 points37 points ago

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I then threw glitter in her eyes and ran away.

[–]zodar 7 points8 points ago

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Not to pick nits, but I think you mean you changed your tack.

http://www.doublewcommunications.com/PSTackTact.html

[–]CeorgeGostanza 6 points7 points ago

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Indeed I did, thank you. It's not a word I use often. Alternatively, "Fuck you, nigga - I aint got no tacks pointy ass muthafucka shithead hell naw fym smh"

[–]Tbabs 1 point2 points ago

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checkmate

[–]lambda_red 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure she was color blind.

[–]Kristic74 22 points23 points ago

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I must know what this gif is from.

I feel like it might be my favorite thing already

[–]LessLikeYou 19 points20 points ago

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[–]snoharm 1 point2 points ago

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Really funny if you're in an absurdest mood. Don't watch it after The Wire.

[–]lacheur42 -1 points0 points ago

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Why...why not?

[–]safer 0 points1 point ago

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Can't find the same scene as in the OP (probably "End of the Middle") but he does it again here at ~3:50

[–]Kristic74 -1 points0 points ago

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Well lookie what we have here reddit....

A saint

[–]dptarsha 4 points5 points ago

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I hope you do this every time you get upvoted for this, then later notice your room is full with wonderful gold glitter

[–]Netheral 4 points5 points ago

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With comment karma and link karma totalling at around 1500 karma, that's a shitload of fucking glitter. I think op is full of it.

[–]baker875 10 points11 points ago

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I do this everytime i have sex

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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On your own face?

[–]baker875 0 points1 point ago

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Preferably hers but mine will do

[–]UnknownArchive 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Merew 0 points1 point ago

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Huh.

[–]recyclinghomos 2 points3 points ago

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I would do that too... if I had any :(

[–]I_Dont_Always 2 points3 points ago

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/r/reactiongifs loves this shit you should cross post it there.

[–]Whambamm 3 points4 points ago

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What is this from? I love me some Rob Huebel, but I've not seen this before.

[–]aintnothinwrong 5 points6 points ago

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It's from Children's Hospital on Adult Swim, yo. Rob Huebel plays Dr. Owen Maestro in it.

[–]BiaXia 1 point2 points ago

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More specifically, Rob Huebel plays Rob Huebel playing Dr. Owen Maestro. There are a couple episodes where they reveal that Childrens Hospital is actually a show within a show and that all the characters in the normal show are actors (the show employs insane amounts of meta-humor).

Huebel is the only one that keeps his original name, only they changed the pronunciation of it from hoo-bel to hoy-bel. His actor persona is an incredibly flamboyant gay man that reaches into his pocket and throws glitter into the air whenever he's done speaking.

[–]97faugre01 0 points1 point ago

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So it's similar to Garth Marenghi's Darkplace then? Only with a larger budget I'd assume. :)

[–]BiaXia 0 points1 point ago

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Not quite. Darkplace is pretty consistent in that it's a parody of a bad sci-fi show. Children's Hospital is a parody of medical dramas, but it also tends to go to some really weird places whenever it feels like it, and isn't above just throwing away a concept in the middle of an episode, just because.

For example there was an episode where they basically sidelined the main cast to focus on a police officer going undercover in the ward for mentally ill children. The officer was played by Nick Offerman, who kept his full on Ron Swanson mustache. His cover is blown when he reveals that he knows that Bob Seger sang "Night Moves"

[–]Lithius 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like Adult Swim abandoned me and left me sitting at the rest stop waiting for them to come back. To me... they never did after Tim and Eric ಠ_ಠ

[–]FitterHappier113 2 points3 points ago

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also, listen to a podcast he did called "mike detective" if you haven't already.

[–]zodar -2 points-1 points ago

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It's a clip of a young Rip Taylor.

[–]SOPA_Enforcement 1 point2 points ago

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This is a SOPA violation. Prepare to be boarded.

[–]Zapharos 1 point2 points ago

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I upvoted so you would blind yourself with glitter.

[–]highramblings 1 point2 points ago

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I'm saddened by how many people don't know this is from Children's Hospital...

[–]Fabulux 1 point2 points ago

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Your floor is going to be fucked after this gets to the front page.

[–]jammmet 1 point2 points ago

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CHIMAY

[–]iamablackbeltman 0 points1 point ago

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Is an excellent beer.

[–]first_day_on_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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How many upvotes do you need to win?

[–]GingerChild 0 points1 point ago

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520+ upvotes = a lot of glitter

[–]Snudge 0 points1 point ago

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This post is going to cost you a lot of money in glitter.

[–]Siggy778 0 points1 point ago

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This is Rob Huebel from Human Giant. He's hilarious.

[–]tehstone 0 points1 point ago

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damn, i hope you have one hell of a vacuum cleaner.

[–]Trololrus 0 points1 point ago

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It's the glance at the very end that gets me

[–]alrij 0 points1 point ago

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looks like you'll have a hell of a mess to vacuum up tonight.

[–]killabee886 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, I giggled, have an upvote.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason i read this as "My erection every time I get an upvote..."

[–]nowaytoga 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, 779 handfulls of glitter at this point....can you breathe?

[–]Losthunterz 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to Dare by The Gorillaz while opening this, it started right as the voice said AH! Pretty sweet timing.

[–]The_Orville_Brothers 0 points1 point ago

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downvoting this was so incredibly satisfying.

[–]Swizardrules 0 points1 point ago

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You better have a lot more confetti where that came from!

[–]Welche 0 points1 point ago

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damn that's a lot of glitter!

[–]tgwtgfan 0 points1 point ago

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I hope you have enough glitter.

[–]CrazyUnicorn 0 points1 point ago

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I'm trying to find something awesome to say here, but do fail. you on the other hand made me burst out laughing. well done!

[–]ZeR0ReX 0 points1 point ago

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Just picturing him do that 800 times has already made my day.

[–]bkow 0 points1 point ago

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I just laughed so hard I pee'd a little.

[–]WhizzIer 0 points1 point ago

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I just upvoted you, because I imagined a guy throwing glitter through his workplace every 5 seconds and wanted to support this!

[–]obsa 0 points1 point ago

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No it is not.

[–]racofunk 0 points1 point ago

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go on...

[–]Tr33_Fiddy 0 points1 point ago

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I gave you an upvote only because I want to make you clean up all the shit you just tossed into the air. I hope you have shag carpet.

[–]FetusFootFungus 0 points1 point ago

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You must buy alot of glitter

[–]GodoftehBrocean 0 points1 point ago

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as a newish redditor I can't relate to this feeling. At all. Not matter what i post.

[–]rosie_face625 0 points1 point ago

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Love the reaction. Upvote.

[–]YakuzaDogx3 0 points1 point ago

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You could also try posting this in /r/HIFW.

[–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

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You're gonna need a lot of confetti.

[–]President_Washington 0 points1 point ago

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You must be buried in it by now.

[–]0_oMrReddit 0 points1 point ago

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Haha , I decided to check Reddit one last time before I hit bed and this my friend ... just made my Morning.

[–]Merew 0 points1 point ago

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Every time?

[–]Psychologeez 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure you have enough confetti? O.o

[–]joebags15 0 points1 point ago

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let the glitter rainnn up in this bitch, upvote to you sir

[–]Atr0292 0 points1 point ago

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So far that's over 800 handfuls of glitter. You must be swimming in it by now.

[–]kylethemachine 0 points1 point ago

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What happens when you are downvoted?

[–]greenflavoredorange 0 points1 point ago

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you're going to need a lot of glitter

[–]lefthandlame 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted in hopes that you will actually do this.

[–]girlwithuglyshoes 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for childrens hospital reference :)

[–]razman7 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted to see you do that

[–]coponthebeat 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was Wilson from House for a second there...

[–]Slutmaster83 0 points1 point ago

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Fabulous darling!

[–]maxxl 0 points1 point ago

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I work on this show!!!!

[–]CrazyUnicorn 0 points1 point ago

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12 days later and this gif still makes me laugh so hard every time I see it. Luckliy I've got your post saved ;D

[–]thedeadhipster 0 points1 point ago

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Glitter: The herpes of the arts & crafts world

[–]Markus_Serious 14 points15 points ago

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[–]lambda_red -2 points-1 points ago

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Where are you getting all that glitter?

[–]SnaketaiI[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I got it for christmas. Think I oughta buy some more if these upvotes keep coming.

[–]Lecks -4 points-3 points ago

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I think you'll have to start bathing in the stuff at this rate.

[–]mightymdc 0 points1 point ago

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I just upvoted. I'm going to need proof that this happened.

[–]SnaketaiI[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll go buy more glitter first thing tomorrow.

[–]Fordx4 0 points1 point ago

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Prove it