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[–]bri85 50 points51 points ago

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This is soo true- The students from UAE at the university I attend (US) drive exotic cars. And get monthly stipend of $10,000 min.

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[–]Noblerevenge 6 points7 points ago

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Until the little old lady gets revenge.

[–]MeloJelo 4 points5 points ago

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Or you be a GGG and do it for her. How deeply do you think you can gouge the word "DOUCHE" into a ferrari?

[–]thebrew221 7 points8 points ago

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No no no. You key curse words into a car, people think they just pissed someone off. If you key "rapist" into a car, people think twice about them. Much more effective.

[–]Noblerevenge -1 points0 points ago

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The way they are made now, half-way through the frame perhaps.

[–]InheritTheStars 4 points5 points ago

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Further evidence that having enough money means you don't have to play by the same rules as the rest of us if you don't want to.

[–]xMcNerdx 3 points4 points ago

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Isn't there a certain number of tickets before you get taken to jail? Or can you just pay that off too?

[–]deathbyanimation 38 points39 points ago

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I was gonna say something about disgusting excess but in reality I would not turn down 10k a month just to jerk off at school.

[–]gangy86[S] 9 points10 points ago

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$10,000 a month. Not bad!

[–]rat22 1 point2 points ago

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which college do u attend?

[–]bri85 2 points3 points ago

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ERAU

[–]apuster 1 point2 points ago

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Embry-Riddle? I got so many things from them when applying to college, is it a good school?

[–]bri85 2 points3 points ago*

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Its good for Aerospace Engineering- Cant comment on the rest.

[–]yosem1te 2 points3 points ago

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I played y'all in rugby back in the day. Y'all have a freaking scary bald guy on the team. I remember him dominating someone's face, which was scary and epic at the same time.

[–]bri85 0 points1 point ago

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What? We had alot of bald guys on the team (I was one) I played back in 08-09 Eagles Iron Rugby-We practice with the Daytona Beach Coconuts. Did you go to FSU, UCF, UNF, USF ?

[–]yosem1te 0 points1 point ago

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FSU. I only played one season because work got in the way of practice :/

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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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I think it was implied the stipend is from their parents...

[–]Ali_2m 1 point2 points ago

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He has a son named Khaled

[–]bri85 -1 points0 points ago

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Is your scholarship govt based? - because they all have to go back (mandatory) after graduation.

[–]webrebates 24 points25 points ago

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Why would he want US dollars to spend in Berlin?

[–]Nosferatu616 45 points46 points ago

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Because it's not real.

[–]webrebates -1 points0 points ago

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Agreed

[–]fragmasster 34 points35 points ago

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because saying here's 15.76 Million euros is awkward

[–]PARSLEYsage 10 points11 points ago*

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Because Arabs use US currency. I never had to exchange money when I was there. All the oil exports are on the US dollar. It's the only thing that's keeping the American economy from going belly up (only slight hyperbole, here).

EDIT: I'm implying he didn't want US dollars, per se, but it was what his dad had to send.

[–]Kevin_Wolf 2 points3 points ago

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A lot of countries do it that way. When I lived in Russia, most big money purchases were made with USD. It's still a more stable currency than the ruble. In one year that I lived there it went from 26 p/$ to 45 p/$, and that's not even talking about the ludicrous numbers that happened around 1993...

[–]UILHOK 43 points44 points ago

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I just need 60k just to pay off my school loans... that is it... hello... is anyone there... dad.... ::crickets::

[–]klouny 5 points6 points ago

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I have that same amount as well! haha

[–]LokedGangsta 6 points7 points ago

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Me too, HIGH FIVE! sigh

[–]notomorrow 23 points24 points ago

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SIGH FIVE!

[–]nox_fox -1 points0 points ago

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Oh Americans. You poor souls.

[–]ExceedinglyEdible 111 points112 points ago

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Re: Fwd: RE: Re: Re: Re: Fwd:

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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Yeah don't you hate seeing reoccurring posts or comments?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Schamus 8 points9 points ago

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Wait... So you're saying i shouldn't post the same comment of "Re: Fwd: RE: Re: Re: Re: Fwd:" everytime someone posts something thats been reposted a lot because....thats reposting a lot of the same thing.. but...then...

[–]jettrscga 5 points6 points ago

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I don't care what anyone says. You're the super smartest.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Sure.

[–]sca1pel 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah don't you hate seeing reoccurring posts or comments? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Wazowski 1 point2 points ago

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Back off, man. Making fun of overused jokes is my shtick.

[–]WigginIII 4 points5 points ago

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Indeed, hella old...but still a goodie :)

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[–]WigginIII 1 point2 points ago

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Sacramento, CA!

[–]ecclesiastes1-9 0 points1 point ago

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What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

[–]Zachii -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah, this one is ancient

[–]ObiWonCannoli 4 points5 points ago

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Please switch this out and make a Mitt Romney joke out of it.

Thanks,

Newt.

[–]SpineBuster 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try Rick Perry.

[–]HanSteeZ 5 points6 points ago

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[–]pjk246 2 points3 points ago

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I came to proclaim "fucking reposts!!!!" towards the OP.... up vote the fuck out of this though!!!!!

I'm pretty sure he just bought her... and her family. Oil money.... Am I right?

[–]buffalonkey 1 point2 points ago

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MAKE IT RAIN BABY!!

[–]vrichthofen 8 points9 points ago

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Bump door into that car, get the chips of paint into an envelope. Apologise. Repeat.

[–]Wishta 5 points6 points ago

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I don't care if it was a repost. Funniest thing I've seen tonight.

[–]TheAlgebraist 3 points4 points ago

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I see you've been to Dearborn, Michigan.

[–]earlingz 2 points3 points ago

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1 % problems

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 2 points3 points ago

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I read the title like this

[–]Redebo 2 points3 points ago

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An oldie but a goodie! I had even forgot the punchline!

[–]Dynasty471 2 points3 points ago

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Old post, but I haven't seen it with pictures before. Still made me laugh even though I knew what the punchline was

[–]vito_uk 5 points6 points ago

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welcome to the Internet!

[–]FuckYouImAPorygon 7 points8 points ago

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I don't know whether to laugh or feel jealous. So I tried both.

[–]theenriquesuave -1 points0 points ago

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How did that go?

(ps: it's not real)

[–]Ibrahim87 3 points4 points ago

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Trains cost 20 mil $ ? Btw, this is Al Waleed Bin Talal Al Saud, he's a saudi prince and a very successful businessman.

[–]masstillo 6 points7 points ago

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goddamn this shit is old as fuck, sweet repost

[–]FooingBars 1 point2 points ago

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Darn you! I just about busted a gut at work and would have gotten those bad looks that mean people noticed I exist!

[–]Buffalox 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this many times before, but it still makes me laugh.

[–]rat22 1 point2 points ago

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its funny cause its true..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Solid gold is too heavy and weak to make any such mechanical device from. And yet they always say 'solid' gold.

[–]SrirachaSauceMan 1 point2 points ago

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Wish my dad was like thi.. Oh wait, I don't even have a dad. I wish I had a dad.

[–]mistral07 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck whoever upvotes this for the 61823e5324th time.

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[–]t3han0maly -4 points-3 points ago

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Osama Bil Laden is born? lol

[–]Kuskesmed 4 points5 points ago

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Bil is car in Danish.

[–]AbheekEB 2 points3 points ago

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This reminds me of Russell Peter's joke about Arab rich being way different than American rich.

[–]BigRelic 2 points3 points ago

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Which pants did I put the 10 million dollars in?

[–]Bossmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Should have gotten a Bugatti Veyron.

Those things are sex.

[–]easy_Money 0 points1 point ago

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WOW WHAT A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL POST

[–]roberto32 0 points1 point ago

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old

[–]Khyrdantai 0 points1 point ago

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Really old, but still funny.

[–]thedefiant 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad I read this in Apu's voice from the Kwik-E-Mart?

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is fake but it still pisses me off.

[–]Dompkins -2 points-1 points ago

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I was I was the son of a billionaire, when I got my solid gold Ferrari I had to thank my parents...fucking middle class expectations...

[–]used_bathwater -1 points0 points ago

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I read the top post first. ruined.

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[–]jzsk8s89 3 points4 points ago

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how does he make 11 billion a year tax free without working?

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[–]Kuskesmed 2 points3 points ago

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You probably meant 11million then.

[–]inthebreeze711 -2 points-1 points ago

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i love this

[–]joepls -2 points-1 points ago

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Ironically a lot of these students are actually poor, and are subsidized by their governments to come to America to learn our culture and ways of life.

Edit: think about it this way... they are probably some of the only people on your campus paying full price for tuition. Your school LOVES them.

[–]rgliszin 0 points1 point ago

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they're probably paying double, due to some such ruse as 'out of state tuition'

[–]OzymandiasReborn -2 points-1 points ago

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too bad its a repost.

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[–]chuckburban 9 points10 points ago

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generally to take over the family company some day?

[–]Ali_2m 7 points8 points ago

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Because knowledge is power, son.

[–]gangy86[S] 3 points4 points ago

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See what Schoolhouse Rock taught you!

[–]m36ad3th 2 points3 points ago

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to be educated?

[–]GrinningPariah -4 points-3 points ago

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So why not use the money to buy a more reasonable car, and then throw a few serious parties and your image problems are gone.

[–]drzray28 -3 points-2 points ago

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COME ON STOP WITH THE RE-POST

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[–]WorkstationBuild 6 points7 points ago

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that's an f430 you mong.

[–]yogurtsurprise 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure what the original comment was since it is now deleted, but the car in the picture is not an F430, it's a 599.

[–]WorkstationBuild 1 point2 points ago

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It said 'that's my favorite car, here's my favorite picture of it' or some trivial variation thereof and linked to an image of a matte black f430.