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Insecure footballer (lh4.ggpht.com)

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[–]Vajizzle 12 points13 points ago

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I can't see how this could possibly be taken out of context...

[–]carnifex2005 42 points43 points ago

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Tell me about it.

[–]djloreddit 3 points4 points ago

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i know...i really wanna know what is going on here

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[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

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cmon man...got my hopes up.

[–]bill_nydus 18 points19 points ago

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I love how his life, in this very moment, was changed forever.

[–]JJaysNotHome 11 points12 points ago

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Haha Poor Ronaldo

[–]optional_funk 38 points39 points ago

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I'm pretty sure he is very secure in his homosexuality

[–]kitton_mittons 19 points20 points ago

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If Ronaldo is gay, he is doing it horribly, horribly wrong.

[–]BUfels 4 points5 points ago

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He's straight, incredibly talented and adored by most women on the planet. And rich. Can't forget rich.

[–]Colostomy 18 points19 points ago

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You seem very secure with your homosexuality.

[–]BUfels -2 points-1 points ago

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Just stating facts.

I like Ronaldo, he was an absolute hero when he played for United, incredible player.

The last time I heard "na na na you're gay for disagreeing with me" was when I was 12. Come on lads, surely you can mask your jealousy with a little bit more class.

[–]CockyRhodes 5 points6 points ago

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I'm American, I have no fucking idea who this guy is.

[–]BUfels 6 points7 points ago

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Christiano Ronaldo. Portugese football(soccer)player. Was considered the best player in the world until an Argentinian named Lionel Messi took the crown.

Popular amongst women and used to be quite infamous for overexaggerating when he was fouled(but if we're being honest he pretty much stopped most of that towards the end of his career with the team Manchester United) as well as diving.

Look him up on Youtube, there's some pretty sick clips of his play around.

[–]FThornton 0 points1 point ago

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I am an American and I know exactly who he is. Even if you don't appreciate soccer appreciate that there are stories of this man showing up to towns and entire Strip clubs being emptied of their women. He has banged his way around the world. Think of him as the soccer version of Derek Jeter.

[–]CockyRhodes 0 points1 point ago

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Another thing I don't care about is tales of sexual conquest. May as well tell me about his fingernail clippings collection.

[–]Yid 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever seen THE wink? That's why he gets so much abuse.

[–]Colostomy -1 points0 points ago

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You take jokes too seriously.

[–]MiniMoog 3 points4 points ago

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You take jokes too seriously.

You take jokes too Britishly.

FTFY

[–]Colostomy 2 points3 points ago

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Sick analysis, mate.

[–]BUfels 2 points3 points ago

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I'm Irish!

[–]MiniMoog 0 points1 point ago

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I can see how clearly that comment might burn then, although no offense was meant.

[–]BUfels 0 points1 point ago

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You can call an Irishman lot of things without causing offence, but if stereotypes are to be believed, British is not one of them.

[–]MiniMoog -1 points0 points ago

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I feel like this is something you would say to me if I was a tourist in your country.

hearty American laughter ensues

shifty eyes to follow

[–]alamandrax 0 points1 point ago

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What's the difference?dives under the table and pulls a gun to defend himself

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[–]alamandrax 0 points1 point ago

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I know that! I was just trying to start some trouble.

[–]Acidictadpole 1 point2 points ago

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His expression after that reminds me of "I need to go home, and rethink my life."

[–]lebeast 1 point2 points ago

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you don't want to sell me death sticks

[–]sushirawk 9 points10 points ago

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As soon as I saw it was Ronaldo, I was waiting for him to take a dive.

[–]alamandrax 4 points5 points ago

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Why do you think he was on the ground?

[–]sushirawk 3 points4 points ago

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Excellent point!

[–]commentor2 1 point2 points ago

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This gif keeps popping up

[–]Debando 3 points4 points ago

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That dick keeps popping up.

[–]Snodgrass82 3 points4 points ago

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I'd say ... Confused or Curious footballer

[–]dayonetactics 0 points1 point ago

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...a week later, he joined Real Madrid

[–]baby-sloth 0 points1 point ago

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poor guy cant be unseen

[–]papasmurf101 0 points1 point ago

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this is the only man in the world i would go gay for.

[–]redtracer 0 points1 point ago

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It's things like this that are the reason I browse reddit. I sift through thousands of links to absolute shit to eventually stumble upon something hilarious

[–]mayonlydothisonce 0 points1 point ago

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I just want to know the player he was LOOKING AT.

[–]datrothbart 0 points1 point ago

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wow it pulsated

[–]catesping 0 points1 point ago

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whoever filmed this is fc barça's hero!

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