After my first college course this is how I felt

learningphotoshop · 7 months

My first thought was, "Did we just spend 2.5 hours talking about the syllabus?".

HollaJames · 7 months

yeah those 101 classes are a real bitch

scooterjunky · 7 months

I'm sure you're just exaggerating.

knowone572 · 7 months

...college isn't for everyone.

billyfalconer · 7 months

Chihuahuas like to burrow.

[deleted] · 7 months

This is how I feel after anybody lectures me or gives me instructions.

AutumnHawk · 7 months

-"I'm a bad test taker" - "No, you're STUPID! You mean you can't recall the information thats required at the moment its actually important? Well I'm sure you'll be fine in life"

kornberg · 7 months

True story: My English Comp II prof removed his coat, his jacket and unbuttoned his shirt about 4 weeks before the end of the semester. He then opened his shirt like a superhero to reveal a t shirt that had "IT'S IN THE SYLLABUS" screen printed on it. He had several and wore one every day for the rest of the semester. He would threaten to unbutton his shirt any time someone asked a question that could be answered by reading the syllabus.

I know it's super nerdy but listening that first day and reading through the syllabus is probably one of the top things that keep me in good grades. I know what is going to happen, I know what is generally going to be on the tests and you can get a pretty decent idea of what the professor's class will be like just from checking it out. I always keep a printed copy in the divider for that class.

electrashock45 · 7 months

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

DrownEmTide · 7 months

As a college freshman I was a 23 year old Army veteran. After the first day of class I thought, "YES!! My employment status is now 'some college!!'"

SenTedStevens · 7 months

Is this your first semester in college? The first few semesters are just a repeat of high school with gen-ed classes. That's the GPA booster classes. I hate to break it to you, but it's only going to get harder. Much harder.

mjklin · 7 months

...but I think the dodo went extinct...

SammyLocked · 7 months

Regardless of the subject, this is how every class has been for me.

Class full of Lowerclassmen: I understand this completely.

Class full of Upperclassmen: What the hell is going on here?!

[deleted] · 7 months

the look on his face makes me so damned happy

carlsaischa · 7 months

Just wait until the more in-depth classes where even reading the textbook for the class amounts to "Hmm... hmm.. yeah, I do know some of these words."

shanda_leer · 7 months

Exactly how I felt in organic chemistry my first semester.

duhon78 · 7 months

That was me once I hit my major classes. GE not so much.

Thundershrimp · 7 months

Just started a job and this is exactly how I feel.

Smellmyhand · 7 months

Hey, everyone! Look, this guy is in college! It's like he's one of us now! I'm having a pabst in one hand and fingering a chick with the other while in the quad, so can someone show him the secret handshake?

Karl_Marx_ · 7 months

My thought: High school was harder.

g0ing2f4st · 7 months

Maybe its because you spent the entirety of your course looking at facebook on your imac.

SteveBruleMD · 7 months

...the, uh.. things?

ubelblatt · 7 months

For me back in my college days my thought flow for a class was as follows:

What is this dude talking about? I don't know any of this shit and I'm going to fail this class
Ok that makes a "little" sense at least I can focus on this part and get it down for the exam
Everything kind of flows together.

Don't worry so much it all flows together at the end - happened every single course I took and my freshman year I was panicking but by my senior year I just trusted that it was would all flow together.

wolf_of_mibu · 7 months

so who's going to be the heroic one of us, and march straight into hell to find us proof of this? Sorry but I just can't bring myself to try to google her name

funkbitch · 7 months

Just wait... Oh god, does it get worse.

LuckyEulogy · 7 months

Get used to it lol it never changes

carsinogen · 7 months

I started my college career three days after graduating from high school. First class was American History starting after the civil war. The professor 's lecture was so good I completely forgot to take notes. I just wasn't used to people lecturing so well and keeping it entertaining. He stopped me after class and reminded me I should be writing everything down. I felt like an idiot but looking back most college freshman lean that way.

TryingToSucceed · 7 months

My last name is early in the alphabet and my first class was the run in the mill college writing first-year small class.

Turns out I had one week to do a 20 minute presentation by myself....I almost died.

awe300 · 7 months

It only gets worse. Much worse.

lillyjb · 7 months

Oh, that's Homer Simpson sir, one of our organ banks from Sector 7G.

h989 · 7 months

Accoonting....whats accoonting?

Fabian12 · 7 months

That is how i feel when i am in my 400level class...

slayer8a · 7 months

I went to a college once.

IamGrimReefer · 7 months

wow, i hope you don't breed....

sivlin · 7 months

I go to UCF and to be honest, i find this image laughable. i have passed so many classes without showing up or knowing any of the content it bothers me. Bothers me more that I'm forced pay for these worthless classes to get my degree but not much i can really do.

mustavio · 7 months

congratulations, you're stupid

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